Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Love or Bloodlust? ❯ Chapter 3

LI: Cari dumped me, I've lost the will to live!!!!

Yami: Don't kill yourself, there will be others.

LI: Your right. Dark Raven, you don't have anything on me now, so step away from the Yugi.

Yugi: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS SO MUCH!

Yami: by the way, you ever considered going bi?

LI: NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! I don't dig the same sex. Are you hitting on me?

Yami: Maybe.

Yugi: YAMI! WHY?! WHAT DID I DO?

Yami: I was talking about a three way.

Yugi: That could work.

Seto: Count me in.

Ryou: Me too

Bakura: I want some of this.

Mokuba: What are you talking about?

Seto: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Mokuba: meanie

Yugi: Five way at Lord InuYasha's house.

LI: Do you hear this?!?!? I'm hosting a five way at my house and I didn't even want to. Take us out of here DR.

Dr: we don't own Yugioh. I almost did though…

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notes: `'=thought.

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"Yugi, Yugi, time to wake up."

"What time is it?" a groggy Yugi asked.

"12:39 you need to get up."

"TEVLVE THIRY-NINE?!!!!! I OVERSLEPT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"No, relax, today is Saturday remember?" said the now visible Yami.

"Uh… ok that's good. I didn't miss school." Yugi said.

Yugi looked at the calendar and saw that Yami was right. Then he noticed that Yami was holding a pillow over his privates and he was walking with a limp.

"Yami, why are you limping?" Yugi inquired.

"Uh, well, I tried to get you up at eight, but you must have been dreaming deeply. So I try again at ten, and

you kicked me in my you-know-what's." he said.

"Oh, sorry." Yugi apologized

"It's ok, you just wanted to sleep. You didn't have any plans today did you?" Yami asked

"Oh not really. I was just going to get a movie and invite my friends over." Yugi stated.

"You can still do that if you want." Yami said.

"Really! You don't mind do you?" Yugi said.

"Not at all, I would like to meet your friends." Yami stated.

"Two of my friends are vampires too. Ryou and Bakura to be exact."

"That's fine. As long as they don't try to hurt you or let it out that I'm here," Yami said.

"Ok I'll let them know." Yugi chirped.

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"Hi! Ryou I was wondering if you and Bakura would like to come over and watch a movie?" Yugi said in breath.

" Sure Yugi, do we need to bring anything?" Ryou stated.

"No, just be here at three." Yugi said.

"Ok, see you then. Bakura stop that!!!"

"Weird" Yugi mumbled as he hung up the phone. Lets see. I called Joey, Tristan, and Ryou, which leaves Seto.

"Hello, Kibia residents, Mokuba speaking." Said a hyperactive voice.

"Hey Mokuba, why are you answering the phone? Seto doesn't strike me as one to let his little brother do his servants job."

"Oh hi Yugi, Seto fired the maid and I was just walking by. So what is it huh." Said Mokuba in a happy voice.

"I was just calling to see if you and your big brother wanted to come over and watch a movie?" Yugi said.

"Let me ask Seto." Mokuba stated.

"Ask me what Mokie?"

"Oh hi big brother Yugi asked us over for a movie. Can we go?" Mokuba said.

"Sure, we will be there at three."

"Yugi we'll be there at three." Hyper-Mokuba said.

"Ok Mokie" Yugi giggled.

"Drop it please." Mokuba said before he hung up.

"Ok, now the snacks." Yugi said as he went to make some popcorn and order a pizza.

"No need, everything's ready." Yami walked out of the kitchen.

"Oh thanks Yami." Yugi said.

"Your welcome," Yami replied, "Now go get ready."

Yugi ran up stairs. Yami sighed. `He is so innocent.'

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"HEY, YUGI YOU IN THERE?" yelled Joey.

Him and Tristan were starting to worry. They had been ringing the doorbell for five minutes and Yugi still didn't answer. Then Tristan pulled Joey's sleeve. "Hey Joey, is that Yugi in the window?" he muttered

"I don't think so. Yugi is shorter and that guy has more blond in his hair. Besides, he has red eyes. Yugi's is violet."

Said figure looked out the window right when Joey looked in to get a better look.

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"WHAT THE HELL!!" Yami yelled as he spit ginger ale all over the place. "YUGI, I THINK YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?" a small voice yelled from upstairs.

" ONE HAS BROWN HAIR, KINDA THUGGISH AND THE OTHER GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE TERM DUMB BLOND" Yami yelled.

"THAT'S JOEY AND TRISTAN, LET'EM IN!" Yugi yelled.

"OK" Yami yelled. "stupid stink'in rotten humans, almost gave me a heart attack."(LI: Yes a vampire can have heart attacks. It just doesn't affect us. OPPS! I mean them them, not us I am NOT a vampire.)(DR: That is what he wants you to think.)(D.I.M.H.: We saw him kill a dog and drink its blood.)(LI :~blood dripping from mouth~ I DID NOT!!!!!!)(D.I.M.H: Sure.)

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"Come in. Yugi is upstairs, make yourself at home." Yami said as he opened the door.

"Hey who are you and what did you do to our friend." Said Joey as he pushed past Yami.

"Yugi is upstairs, DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!" Yami yelled as Joey pushed him against the wall.

"If you hurt one hair on his head… YIPES!!!!!" Joey yelped as Yami picked him up and threw him on the couch.

"I asked you not to touch me. Now are you going to touch me again?" Yami asked emphasizing each word with a slight tap on the head.

"OWWWW no no no no no!!! S-Stop I'm sorry." Joey said in between taps.

"Good. So brownie, you want to try me?" said Yami. Tristan shook his head.

"How did a little guy like you get so strong??" Joey and Tristan asked simultaneously.

"Please don't call me little. But to answer your question, I'm a vampire." Yami replied.

"Like good nice Ryou style or renegade Bakura style?" Joey asked.

"Oh try deadlier than both of them put together style."

Joey and Tristan sat down shaking like leaves in a bad wind. Or a Cajun when you introduce them to proper English.

"Hey guys! Uh did I miss something?" Yugi asked as he watched Joey and Tristan shake.

"No, just them learning to listen when they are told not to touch." Yami answered.