Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Marik's Guide to World Domination for Dummies ❯ Rule Five & Rule Six ( Chapter 3 )

RULE 5: You need money.

Notice that everything in this world is focused on money. If you haven't noticed, than focus your mind, mortal. Why do you go to school? Why do go to work? Why do you get married? It's all for the money. Now remember, when you take over the world your going to need a lot of money. What for? EQUIPMENT you pee brains. *if you skipped it, it was Rule 4* Now here are some tips and ideas on stealing money.

1. Grave Robbing. I don't need to tell you how to do it. Go ask Bakura. He is a pro at it.

EX. Bakura goes around and tries for find those millennium items. You can sell those items for a fortune. Pure Gold. ^____^

Kidnapping someone for ransom. I suggest Mokuba Kaiba.

EX. Notice that Seto Kaiba owns Kaiba Corp, Kaiba Mansion, Kaiba Lab, and Kaiba Land. He has to have a stash of money for you to have if you kidnapped his brother. Just make sure he doesn't duel you for his brother, but if it comes down to that, then go ahead and duel him. Notice, he nearly almost never really won a duel. You'll win. No doubt about it. Unless you don't know how to duel. Then you'd need lessons from Yugi's Grandpa.

3. Print your own money. Something easy as that? Why couldn't you think of it on your own.

EX. ??? You know how to print money! Go find a hundred dollar bill on the ground and photocopy it. Piece of cake.

RULE 6: Technology is always important.

Transitive Property: Technology = Knowledge, Knowledge = Power, Power = Evil, so Technology = Evil. Technology gives us knowledge, and knowledge is power, and power can be turned into Evil (if you didn't already understand the property. It's quite simple actually.)

Even little discoveries have an effect.

EX. Let's say that you've discovered a way to purify water. The weak minded fool says, "But how can you use that as evil?" Obviously they're too stupid to see the answer. You can purify water for evil: create a huge water purification system, and put them in our oceans. Once you taken out the plankton, you've wiped out the beginning steps of the food chain, and slowly you eliminated the main source of oxygen!

Extensive technological equipment are not as good as your brain.

EX. Those devices are a drag to carry around, while your brain is already there in your head for you! Plus, if you were facing a wild boar, actually let's make it a swarm of wild boars (is that possible) and they were going to rampage you, and the only way you could get away was by running, but all your technological stuff with you. What would you leave behind? The immense amounts of metal? Or your brain? Plus, those devices are not a mastermind of evil. But you brain will have all you need to know. Now, back to the boar example, if you are you a dim wit imbecile (is that how you spell it? I notice not many people use that word while writing) than forget it. Let the wild boars eat you. BECAUSE you haven't picked up my guide, and your too dumb to live. I'm not just here to just teach you how to take over the world, but also to become smart men and women.

Steal it from Seto Kaiba.

If you are too lame to come up with your own strategies, go take some of Kaiba's hunks of metal. I feel sorry for that feeble minded fool. He has the money, technology, equipment, and power, BUT he doesn't know how to use it. Lame Lame Person.