Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Not Again ❯ The Kiss ( Chapter 2 )

Xpyne: Buwahahahaha!!!! Blackmail worked! I got my ten reviews!! ^_^ I'm so happy. And I forgot to mention this last chapter. You pronounce my name "spine", you know, like that thing vertebrates have.

Solitaire: ...I think they get it.

Yugi: I wouldn't go on a sugar binge--and if I did, I sure as heck wouldn't moon anyone!

Yami: -_-` So I guess you never remember anything when you wake up...

Yugi: O.O

Joey: So *that's* why Gramps doesn't keep any sweets around yer house.

Seto: Kaibas do not belong on leashes. >_<

Mokuba: Yeah!

Xpyne: Oh, please. You know you were grateful for it when the chibi tried to run away 57 times.

Seto: o___o` It's the principle.

Xpyne: Anyway, Soli's being unusually quiet today, so she gets to do the disclaimers.

Solitaire: Yeah, well, I'm concentrating on trying to block out any guilt from not working on my homework...

Joey: Who needs homework?

Solitaire: ::sighs:: I do. Since we're *obviously* not making any money off of this, I WILL need to get a job someday. So, yeah, we don't own Yugioh, or else we'd be rich and you'd be watching this--

Mokuba: Yeah, on the late night Japanime porn block.

Solitaire: Quiet, you. Oh, and we don't own Pixy Stix or Advil, either. We seem to rip off Advil a lot in our stories...

Xpyne: It's the only medicine that works!

Solitaire: And we don't own Meow Mix. ^_~

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Chapter 2: The Kiss

Yami stared wide eyed at the prone figure in his lap.

"...This is not good." He shook his light gently. "Yugi?"

\\ Yugi? \\

\ ............ \ Yami sighed.

"I had better get him home." Yami struggled a bit as he got to his feet, Yugi in his arms. Kaiba gave him a doubtful look as he rose and helped Mokuba up.

"You're going to carry him home? Isn't the game shop at least a mile from here?" Yami scowled at him.

"I can handle it," he assured the taller boy a bit sarcastically. Kaiba hadn't meant to insult him, but while Yugi was undeniably small, Yami wasn't much bigger himself. The little pharaoh took a few more steps with the limp figure in his arms.

"C'mon, Joey. It's time to go home and think about what you've done."

Joey, holding his head and his stomach, trotted after him downcast. Yami didn't make it very far before sweat drops beaded on his forehead and Yugi seemed to grow 50 pounds heavier. Kaiba walked easily beside him, leading Mokuba on his leash. Yami fell back a little.

"What's the matter, Yami? Getting tired?" Kaiba suggested smugly. Yami scowled fiercely and surprised Kaiba by shoving the small one into his arms. "You expect me to--"

"*No*. Just hold him for a second. I never said I was *carrying* him all the way home," he countered. Before Kaiba could wonder what was going on, the leather clad boy in front of him had disappeared and the one in his grasp sprang to life. As Yami took over Yugi's body, his arms snapped around Seto's neck and he curled up, clinging to the taller boy so he wouldn't be dropped in Seto's surprise. The brunette wrapped his limbs tighter around Yami. Yami turned his serious gaze to Seto.

"DoyouknowhatIdidnthinkofwhenIdidthat??" he leaned in and gave Kaiba a giant, wet smacking kiss on the cheek. "Yugi'sbody'stillfullofsugar!" He jumped out of Kaiba's arms, who was blushing bright red and wiped his cheek off. Yami ran and tackled Joey.

"Thatsforcausingallthistrouble!!" Joey snickered, then made a sick face and held his stomach.

"Ya know what?" the blonde glanced at Kaiba and smiled. "I need ta go home." He clamored to his feet and started jogging off. He called back to the tall, red-faced and shocked teen. "He's all yours! Heeheehee."

As Joey disappeared, Seto's gaze returned to Yami, who was twirling in circles. <It makes me dizzy just *looking* at him!> He yanked Yami's arm roughly.

"I have to get Mokuba home!" Yami staggered dizzily before collapsing against Seto, his face hitting his toned stomach hard.

"Oww!" He held Kaiba's hips and pushed himself away. He looked up at Kaiba accusingly.

"You made me hurt myself!"

Kaiba rolled his eyes. <Damn, he's cute when he's mad--Not that I like him! I find him highly annoying! Yes--> His thoughts were interrupted by a hard punch to his nipple.

"What the f--?! I'm going to strangle you, Yami," Kaiba seethed, cupping his pained pectoral. <Good thing he can't reach any higher--that hurt!>

"Yeahbuthenyou'dkillYugitoocuzI'minhisbodyrightnow." Kaiba blinked. This was going to be a long walk back... He snatched a now distracted-by-a-blade-of-grass Yami's coat collar and hauled him a few steps until the dark one squirmed out of his jacket and ran ahead laughing maniacally. He skidded to a stop some yards ahead when a cat cut him off.

"Oh? You there... How about we play a little *game*, hmm?" As the Senen eye burned on his forehead and the puzzle began to glow, Kaiba snatched him up by the waist. He obviously couldn't just leave Yami here--he just started to send a cat to the Shadow Realm! Yami broke free, giggling.

"Do cats really like Meow Mix? Cuz the commercial says they ask for it by name--but they can't really help that, can they? I mean, *all* cats say is `meow'!" Kaiba blinked. Mokuba started to sing.

"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow--"

"Meow meow meow meow!" Yami finished the Meow Mix song for him. They were both laughing like idiots. Seto sighed and swung Yami's coat over his shoulder.

"Come on, Yami," he raised a slender eyebrow at him as he started to walk with Mokuba. "Don't make me use the leash on you."

Yami growled and raised his arms in a defensive stance.

"I'd like to see you *try*."

~***suGARsugaRSUGArsUGArSuGARsugarSugASUgarSuaRsUGArSUgarsUGar** *~

Seto and company *finally* reached his mansion--the usual 10 minute walk took roughly 30--and Yami had *finally* seemed to calm down. The pharaoh had been running around nonstop, detouring every two minutes to chase, inspect, or attempt to banish to the Shadow Realm something. Or he'd break out an impressive display of gymnastics/martial arts.

Seto led Mokuba upstairs to his room and once he'd given the child some Advil, put him to bed. Closing his brother's bedroom door, Seto leaned against it in the hallway and groaned.

<Yami doing cartwheels...> It had been very hard for the older Kaiba to keep his emotions in check while the Dark one insisted upon being a total spaz. The back flips and drop kicks had turned Seto on the most. <God, I didn't know he was that flexible.> He closed his eyes and remembered the way Yami's tight ass had looked as he'd flexed and worked his muscles, skin-hugging leather straining against his movements, the little grunts he'd made each time he landed a roundoff, the sweat on his bare arms, the flash of naked flesh above his low pants every time that buckled contraption of a top rode up, teasing him!

Seto's hand reached down to touch his erection. <His small perfect body in my arms, the feel of his lips on my cheek--and when Yugi *touched* me!> He frowned. <If only they would touch me when they weren't under the influence of `super-sugar'. If only they would care about me they way they care about each other--the way I care about them.> Kaiba made a little sad face. He sighed. He knew he had better go downstairs and make sure Yami was still in the living room where he'd left him. He took a minute more to compose himself, buttoned his trench coat, and went downstairs.

When he opened the door to the room he sought, he was unprepared for what he saw. Yami, curled up asleep on his couch. <I guess all that running around tired him out.> He gently brushed a golden bang out of the petite boy's face, which was when he noticed the large swollen knot on his forehead. <Unless he's unconscious, not sleeping.>

Worried, Kaiba sat on the edge of the sofa and shook the boy slightly. Nothing. He shook him harder. Still nothing. He grabbed Yami's shoulders and yanked him back and forth. The boy awoke with a snort and smacked him reflexively.

"Seto? Why did you wake me up?!" he demanded, "And why are you holding your face?" Kaiba glared at him.

"Jesus, Yami, I was making sure your worthless hide was still alive and you just slapped me." Yami blinked large violet eyes.

"Oh." He reached out and tenderly touched the red mark he'd made on Seto's cheek. \\ <He's so beautiful...if only he would let down his guard, accept Yugi and me as his friends--maybe then we could be something more? ...I wish I knew what he was thinking.> \\ "I'm sorry..." His cool fingers felt good as they slid over his tingling skin. Very good.

"I hope I wasn't too much of an ass in hyper-mode. I'm not *completely* clear on the past hour." His slender hand slipped from Kaiba's face to rest on his shoulder. Kaiba gulped, and tried to think about something *other* than the fact that Yami was touching him.

"You performed some impressive flips, tried to duel a tree stump, and sang the Meow Mix song with Mokuba." Yami groaned and covered his face with his hands.

"The `Meow Mix' song? Really?"

Kaiba nodded. "Yes," he snickered, remembering it. Yami peeked warily through his fingers at the sound.

"I--I didn't expose myself, did I?" Kaiba's jaw hit the floor and his eyes bugged out.

"No! What--Wha--Why? Do you usually expose yourself on a sugar high??" Yami blushed scarlet.

"No! Well, I don't know, I'd never been on one before..." Kaiba was fighting the mental images that threatened to form.

"And?" he questioned weakly.

"And Yugi does that kind of thing *every* time he goes on a sugar binge! I've seen that boy's ass in public more times than in the bedr--" he broke off embarrassed, realizing what he'd just said. Kaiba couldn't help but become hopelessly aroused and blush himself.

\ ...Yami? What are you saying about me? \

\\ Yugi! \\

With a flash of light, suddenly a ruby eyed Yami was sitting on Kaiba's lap and Yugi was laying awake on the couch.

"You're awake! I was so worried! Aibou, I catch you touching another Pixy Stix and I'm going to banish you to the Shadow Realm!" Yugi giggled and sat up.

"Right, Yami."

"How could you pass out?! You scared the shit out of me." And with that, Yami, still situated on top of a stunned Kaiba, yanked Yugi to him roughly and kissed him hard. Their arms wrapped around one another, groping, and their mouths worked each others'.

Kaiba sat in utter shock as the pair made out practically on top of him. They were moaning and feeling and every so often, Seto would see a flash of pink tongue as they kissed passionately.

\ I'm so sorry, Yami! I didn't mean to scare you like that. \

\\ It's okay, I'm just glad you're okay--mmm. Something hard is digging into my butt. \\

\ What are you sitting on? \ Yami froze.

\\ Kaiba. \\

Light and Dark parted, panting for air, and Yami twisted nervously to look at his rival. He jumped to his feet.

"Kaiba--I--uh, um, uh..." Kaiba cursed Yami mentally. For making him feel this way, for having Yugi, for performing one of his fantasies on his lap, for rising while he still sat, which placed his delicious hips and black leather bulge at eye level. And for standing there stuttering.

Yugi stared wide eyed at the two taller boys. <How'd we get in Seto's mansion?> Yami was stammering at a loss for words, and Seto had this pained, I'm-about-to-get-dumped teenage girl look in his eyes. Yugi shook his head. <And why are the genius and the pharaoh acting like such dopes when it's obvious we all want the same thing?>

Yugi grabbed Seto by the lapels and pressed his soft lips to his. Surprised, Seto moaned and wrapped his arms around the petite teen. The tri-color haired boy traced the brunette's mouth with his tongue, asking permission to enter, which he gladly granted.

The kiss set his nerves on fire and his body temperature rose rapidly. Yugi broke away and looked at him expectantly. Yami straddled Seto's lap and kissed the side of his neck repeatedly along its length. The billionaire panted heavily and made a sharp intake of breath as Yami bit his ear lobe.

"Well?" Yugi directed his immense violet orbs at Seto.

"I think I need to show you two my bedroom." Yami kissed his cheek, conscious of the act this time.

"Good answer."

~***suGARsugaRSUGArsUGArSuGARsugarSugASUgarSuaRsUGArSUgarsUGar** *~

Xpyne: Heehee, so, same deal as last time: you wanna see chapter 3? I need at least 10 reviews!

Solitaire: This story will only have four chapters, so you know there's gotta be a little sumthi' sumthin'... ^_~

Xpyne: Stop giving away my story! Oh, and I'm so stoked people found this amusing.

Solitaire: Yeah, Yami's `philosophical' question regarding Meow Mix was something I asked Xpyne really late one night, and wanted her to work it in. I don't get all hyper on sugar; I go nuts when I've been awake too long.

Xpyne: Yeah, it's quite funny to listen to Soli drunk on lack of sleep! The first paragraph of my story was written while I was under the influence--of Pixy Stix, so you all should be amazed that I, um, *kind of* have a plot to this.

Seto: You liar. There is NOT any plot...at least none that *I've* seen.

Xpyne: ::sweatdrops:: Don't listen to him! And review!