Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Project Bakura Hood ❯ The Chicks deserving Institution ( Chapter 5 )

Authoress Hotaru: We, in no way, own any of this anime we are about to use, nor do we own Robin Hood.

Authoress Dorie: **resting on warm rug in front of fire**

Authoress Hotaru: **pulls out long poking stick and begins to smack Authoress Dorie on stomach** Wake up…

Authoress Dorie: No…**whines** I want my Seto.

Joey: **walks in and sees warm rug after being outside in freezing temp ((for Cali anyway)) and runs over to lay down near fire too**

Authoress Dorie: **wakes up enough to kick Joey off rug in back and force him to lay near typing Authoress Hotaru's feet**

Seto: **walks in and snorts** I always knew Joey was a dog.

Authoress Hotaru: It's your fiancé whose in front of the fire….**kicks Joey, who is nuzzling Authoress Hotaru's leg** Don't do that unless you want black fire on your ass.

Joey: **yelps as fire lights up on his butt**

Authoress Hotaru: **sighs** Too late…

Hiei: **appears in window seal and grunts to Seto** Why is your mate on a rug like some inu-youkai near the fire?

Seto: **shrugs** Got me? Why did you light Joey's ass on fire? **pauses** and can you teach me how to do that?

Hiei: **glances to Authoress Hotaru who shakes her head while not looking up from typing her Avatar story**

Authoress Hotaru: Don't even ask.

Authoress Dorie: **whines and sticks butt into the air**

Seto: Excuse me a minute…**walks past whimpering Joey whose rubbing his ass and scoops sleeping Authoress Dorie up in fireman hold.** We'll be back in time for the story, promise.

Authoress Hotaru: **snorts** yeah…Sure….Don't worry, I got a replacement if I need one.

Authoress Dorie: **now awake** Who?

Authoress Hotaru: **snickers evilly** You'll see….

 

**Seto-A-Dale fails to make scene because he's making Authoress Dorie happy, so Authoress Hotaru's replacement fumbles on scene cursing**

 

Kuwabara-A-Dale: **grumbling** Why are you making me do this? **lifts up lute angrily**

 

Hiei & Yuusuke: **on ground laughing their asses off at Kuwabaka in tight ass shorts**

 

Kurama: **taking photos & finishes roll** Sorry, Authoress Hotaru wished to give them to Miss Yukina and Koenma.

 

Kuwabaka: **groans** Not my Yukina! Damnit! Why am I doing this?

 

Hiei: **growls**

 

Authoress Hotaru: **lifts up little kitten** Cause little Kisa here wants a new owner…and you want this little Kisa don't you? **dangles Kisa somewhat before holding her like baby**

 

Kuwabaka: **moans** Welcome my fair adventurers, back to Bakura Hood's camp we be…**pauses at sight of Gay men/Women decked as men and blushes as he gets some whistles** Here we see Lord Pharaoh Yami and Bakura Hood and friends discussing a new event by Prince Pegasus.

 

Yami/Bakura/Merik: **all making disgusted faces**

 

Joey: There are some people not meant to wear tights….

 

Otogi: Can you believe he's digging some green haired chick half his size?

 

Malik: **perversely** Which half?

 

Merik: Eww…Evil thoughts…

 

Hiei: **frustrated beyond belief beats the shit out of Kuwabaka as fast as possible**

 

Authoress Hotaru: **appears with Quatre's bull-dozer to push the unconscious ones away, as well as the still laughing Yuusuke and Kurama who are rolling on the ground by now** Get back to the story boys.

 

Simon: **enters to scene** My great Lords…I bring news…**goes ignored by the yamis** Pay attention you bastards or I'll put you back in the items! **instantly receives everyone's attention, although not in the way he wanted**

 

Yami: **glowing darkly** I'd like to see you try.

 

Bakura/Merik: **grin evilly**

 

Simon: **gulps** Um…Milord…I must….You see, Master Pegasus has issued a tournament. **Yami stops glowing**

 

Yami: Continue. **thinking: Game! Must win! Game!**

 

Simon: A prize is issued. A kiss of one of three fair maids.

Bakura: **stops murderous smile** Which maidens?

 

Simon: **sweat drops** Maid Ryou, Princess Mokuba and the Servant Maid Yugi.

 

Yami: Yugi? Where's Yugi? I am so winning now.

 

Bakura: You're dreaming, Princy.

 

Yami: its King you idiot. Don't tie me in with that long haired wannabe freak!

 

Malik: **walking by, thinking aloud** I wonder if it would be Princess Mokuba's first kiss…hm…

 

Seto: **appears in rumpled clothing with Authoress Dorie Kaiba** NOBODY IS TOUCHING MY LITTLE SISTER!!!

Joey: Don't you mean brother?

 

Seto: WHATEVER! NOBODY TOUCH! NO TOUCHIE!**pauses** Crap, I missed my opening…Who was my replaceme--**everyone cracks up laughing loudly**

 

Authoress Hotaru: **appears from space between Seto and Malik who he was threatening, smiling brightly** Here you go…**hands photos over**

 

Seto: **eyes go wide with horror before other thought comes in and he removes a Kaiba Corp Lap Top complete with scanner from his tight shorts/pants**

 

Everyone on stage: **immediately stops laughing and stares at lap top and goes back to shorts and back up to lap top curiously**

 

Seto: **turns bright red** I learned it from Yuy.

 

Everyone: Oh…Okay….

 

Malik: **to Merik** WE are never touching a Kaiba Corp Computer without cleaning tools again.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **grunts** Moving along… **tugs Authoress Dorie away from boy toy** Get on with it Seto….Oh that sounded so wrong…**sighs**

 

Simon: Milords? What about the tournament?

 

Yami: I'm going to win

Bakura: No I am

 

Yami: No I am

 

Bakura: I'm the hero for once, I'm winning.

 

Yami: But Yugi…

 

Seto: **scanning in photo** You can't always have what you want.

 

Yami: Excuse us, Mr. Run-Off-Five-Times-A-Day/Night-To-Do-Authoress-Kaiba.

 

Seto: Well, I'm a Sex-God, that doesn't count.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **pops back in** That and Authoress Dorie is completely obsessed with you and sex in the same sentence.**glares** STORY—Get your asses on it!

 

Authoress Dorie: **interrupts this broadcast** I'm interrupting this story officially—Warning, if over 15, do not eat jolly ranchers before writing story, everything sounds like sex.

 

Authoress Hotaru: Or that could be you.

 

Authoress Dorie: You're the writer, not me.

 

Authoress Hotaru: Yes, but you're the translator. You make it sound that way. **start to bicker while walking off scene, with Authoress Dorie tugging grumbling Seto along.**

 

****Scene fades to castle tower above courtyard where preparations are being made.***

 

Yugi: **brushing Mokuba's hair**

 

Ryou: How's my hair look?

 

Mokuba: Do you think I should use the acrylic nails or the plastic?

 

Yugi: Maybe I should loosen my corset a little?

 

Ryou: It's not like you have any boobs or anything.

 

Yugi: I have bigger ones than you do!

 

Yugi/Ryou: **cat fighting glares**

 

Mokuba: I think we're getting into the girl-ness too much.

 

Ryou: Who cares? I get to kiss Bakura.

 

Yugi: You don't know that **smirks** What if Sheriff Maiko were to win the tournament?

 

Ryou/Mokuba: **shudders and sticks out tongues in disgust** Eww….

 

Ryou: Perchance he'll want to suckle your lips, Yugi-chan.

Yugi: And face the Dark Magician I think not. **Lifts up card**

 

Ryou: You sneak! There are not supposed to be any cards in this story.

 

Rex: **Randomly walks in** Hey girls. It's time for the next scene. **Receives many glares and yips, running out to firing tube which takes him to whore house and sighs happily** I love being fired.

 

Ryou: Well let's go…

 

All three: **depart and as door closes a small poster can be seen with TBC written on it.**

 

 

Authoress Dorie: Sorry nothing happened, but cause our last segment was so busy we decided to slow down a bit. And I'm tired.

 

Authoress Hotaru: You wouldn't be if you could have waited to the end of the story to go fuck Seto.

 

Seto: **Grins proudly** I'm not complaining.

 

Authoress Hotaru: Anyway, what now?

 

Authoress Dorie: **stretches with a content cat sigh** Hm…More emailing friends that Kuwabaka picture.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **walking into darkness with the pair** how about we send it to Iris? She'd die laughing….