Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Project Bakura Hood ❯ Chapter 6 ( Chapter 7 )

By Dorie Kaiba and Hotaru Hope Maxwell

 

Authoress Dorie: Hello out there in TV land!

Authoress Hotaru: We're not in TV land. **smirks evilly before pointing at random passing person** Is that a flying hot dog?

Authoress Dorie: Where? Where?! **looks around wildly before noticing shadowed moving person and runs over, glomping person…**

Authoress Hotaru: **breaks out laughing in dark way as Dorie glomps Prince Pega-ass**

Authoress Dorie: **screams pushing him away** You're not Seto! You're not a hot dog either!

Pegasus: **noticeably aroused** For you, my sweet lady, I would be anyone.

Authoress Dorie: **looks sickly green**

Authoress Hotaru: **rolling on ground laughing her ass off**

Authoress Dorie: Seto-kun! Help!

Seto: **rides in on miniaturized blue eyes ultimate dragon in shinning white armor and easily sends Pegasus flying with one well aimed blast via dragon before lifting Authoress Dorie up into saddle** I see you can't stay out of trouble.

Authoress Dorie: **pouts crossing arms while looking away** I see you're better at saving me than Mokuba.

Seto: Do you want me to throw you off this dragon?

Authoress Dorie: And have you're way with me? **mutters** Kisara go away.

Seto: Who's Kisara?

Authoress Dorie: I luv you….**kisses Seto and pair disappears as dragon flies off, sweat dropping**

Authoress Hotaru: **still laughing on ground**

Duo: Well that was interesting….How come you never save me, Heero?

Heero: Hn…

Duo: Oh well, I better say this for Hotaru-chan! **smiles brilliantly as the ladies take photos (along with some guys)** Authoress Hotaru and Authoress Dorie in no way own any of the anime used, nor do they own Robin Hood. Don't sue them! That was good, right, Hee-chan? **looks like puppy over at Heero who nods and pats him on head before grabbing braid and tugging him away as Seto did with Dorie**

Authoress Hotaru: **stops laughing** Oh I'm lonely…**shrugs** Well, on with the story **presses Play button on remote which pulls down scenery** I wonder were Hiei went--**stops as she suddenly vanishes**

 

Seto-A-Dale: **walks out** you all should be use to this by now…There's Bakura Hood and troupe, there's the ass after my girl/brother and my girlfriend flying away with my—DORIE NO SCRATCHES! And there's my exit, ciao! **runs off after Authoress Dorie who is high jacked Seto's Blue Eyes plane**

 

Authoress Hotaru: **appears on edge holding glaive in front of Seto** Get you arse back in there, bucko!

 

Seto: I'm very rich, you know. I could bribe! How about a quarter?

 

Authoress Hotaru: **glares** Soda may cost so much, but I am not letting you off the hook buddy! NOW! **pokes with blade which makes Seto stand with his comrades as Bakura is about to be executed, whilst most everyone is bound in chains**

 

Bakura: Long live me! **struggles in his chains while Pega-ass checks script**

 

Pegasus: Isn't it supposed to be Pharaoh King Yami?

 

Bakura: Screw that skinny short ass! **Hiei walks in from side** Not you, Mr. Fire Demon sir. **Hiei grunts, nods and cuts the bounds on the group quickly before walking by Weevil**

 

Weevil: **in screech tone** That's not in the script!

 

Hiei: **cuts off Weevil's heads with swords before tossing sword FAR away**

 

Bakura: My gay men/women decked as men **pauses** that sounded so wrong **goes back** ATTACK!

 

Joey: Not on you're life….We're not paid to get killed! Long live the Union! **members cheer**

 

Seto: It's the middle of the plot, you're not allowed to unionize.

 

Joey: This means we won't get killed.

 

Seto/Bakura: **blink blankly** So?

 

Authoress Hotaru: I hereby resolve the Gay men/women decked as men in Bakura Hood as of if they don't fight, I'll destroy the entire world.

 

Everyone: **glares at Seto**

 

Seto: I didn't help this one…Unless you hadn't noticed, I was too busy with her best friend.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **shrugs** blame Hiei and Heero and Cain and Okita and Soujiro and all the stoic men I know…

 

Everyone in Merik's Harem: **shrugs and pulls out weapons**

 

Pegasus: Where did you all hide those weapons I wonder?

 

Authoress Hotaru: **points to Heero who can barely be seen behind tree making out with Duo** It's Yuy's fault. And get back under the camcorder you two!

 

Merik/troupe: **run out attacking enemies**

 

Bakura: **leaps up and suddenly appears in the Ladies section of Pega-ass's booth as Pega-ass fights off Shadi, who's trying to cut off his precious balls** Hello. **smiles brilliantly** You have something on your face, Maid Ryou? **points**

 

Ryou: **blinks and blushes, moving to brush whatever it is away** What is it?

 

Bakura: **grins perversely** me. **lunges in and kisses Ryou deeply**

 

Yugi: **groans and glares at hidden decked Yami** You never trick me into kisses like that **makes puppy face**

 

Yami: **melts/aroused but before he can do it Star Wars music fills area**

 

Mokuba: **never seen Star Wars cause Seto won't let him watch blinks and looks around** Where's that coming from?

 

Malik: **points to sky** It's a bird!

 

Merik: **in sync** It's a plane!

 

Seto: It's my thieving fiancé with my blue eyes jet **growls but blinks** How'd she get the stereo music to play like that! I want it to do that!

 

Authoress Hotaru: **sitting in tree whistling as she watches fighting with huge c.d. playing stereo system on branch next to her**

 

Authoress Dorie: **goes up and down in Jet in extravagant loops before diving into fight and blasting away all of Seto/Bakura's enemies.** <<Bew>> <<Bew>> <<bew!>>

 

Authoress Hotaru: For all wondering, that's Dorie's pretending she can make silent cannon's fire with noise.

 

Bakura: **gets pulled away by sluttly decked Malik** WHAT?! NO! I just got a kiss in!

 

Ryou: My Kura-kobito!

 

Everyone: **snickers**

 

Gaymen/Women decked as men: **pull struggling Yami and Bakura back into woods as Hikari's begin to Cry on Mokuba's shoulders**

 

Authoress Hotaru: Ahh….**pulls down head set** Dor-chan, do that one last thing before you go in to burn Weevil's body to unidentified remains.

 

Authoress Dorie: **flies low and dumps tons of love you valentines gifts on Hikaris' and Mokuba, with all expense paid shopping trip to Kaiba Island Resort and Shopping district with one partner each after end of chapter** Long eat my shit, Pega-ass! **sends Pegasus off flying again** You're lucky you can't die till the end!!!

 

Mike the crazy: **walks in**

 

Authoress Dorie: What the hell? What are you doing here!

 

Authoress Hotaru: **screams bloody murder** How the hell did he get in here! WAHH! **jumps from tree and runs into Hiei crying**

 

Hiei: **moves to kill Mike in the most evil way**

 

Authoress Dorie: **moves in front of Hiei** Allow me. **pulls out samurai sword and leaps down from hovering jet to slice Mike's head off** Die You monster!

 

Authoress Hotaru: **still crying while cleaning tightly to Hiei**

 

Hiei: **muttering to Authoress Hotaru** Scary man gone now, time to calm down…**rubs Authoress Hotaru's hair gently**

 

Authoress Dorie: **keeps stabbing the dead body of Mike the Crazy while blood flings onto canopy of Pega-ass writing out the letters TBC…**

 

**Ending Chapter Commentary**

 

Authoress Dorie: **Skipping around joyfully** I got to kill Mike! I got to kill Mike! This is almost better than the bishie sandwich!

 

Authoress Hotaru: **leaning heavily against Hiei still whimpering**

Kurama: **enters with rose whip** Wasn't I supposed to attack someone today? **everyone points to Pegasus** ROSE WHIP!

 

Authoress Hotaru: **starts to chuckle as she and Hiei observe Kurama attacking Pega-ass**

 

Authoress Dorie: **In ogre announcing voice** Next time on Yu Yu Hakusho **coughs** I mean Bakura Hood—The ending and two marriages—wonder which one's they'll be! **big smiles** Don't worry we'll be back for more fun as well! **winks**

 

Koenma: **walks in** I could of sworn I heard Jorge in here.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **shrugs and glances to Hiei**

 

Hiei: **uses Jagan** He's with that annoying cat demon's friend, Juri….Their….Ew….

 

Everyone: **all flinch disgusted with too much info**

Authoress Hotaru: Hiei-kun, never use you're Jagan to look at anyone that is not appropriately dressed…**pair walks off**