Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Rishid, Where Do Babies Come From ❯ Yaoi and Yuuri: Part Two ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Welcome back to another chappie of RISHID!!!! Now to conclude part two of the joy of Adolescence oh I should have put this up on the last chapter but I have nothing against homosexuality please do not take this seriously this is for the greater good…..which is torturing Rishid >___>

Rishid- -___- I hate you…….

On to the ficcy!!

The joy of adolescence part 2

And the special guest star today is MY BROTHER!! The one and only SPIRIT OF THE RING!!!! *___* heehawed Another soul to torture mahahahahahahaha!!!

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"I think I like being homosexual….homosexual…homosexual….."

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Oh fuck this…..I'm not dealing with it anymore!!

>_<

I MEAN IT!!!! NO MORE! IT STOPS!!!

"Hey Rishid, can I kiss you again??"

O_O

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"No Malik-sama, you cannot kiss me" I spoke to him. "Why not?" he ask. U____U;;; "I said so" I snapped to him. I look to him only to see a hurt face staring back at me "So…we're not….friends…" he ask.

O_O uh-oh……..

"malik-sama" I began reaching for him, suddenly he slapped it away. O___O whoa…..I think I overdid it …He looked to me, his eyes now angry "GO FUCK YAMI!!!!" he shouted.

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"Malik-sama, come back!!" I called but my master bolted off yet again, disappearing into the parade again,

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Damn it -____-

~Well?~

What…..?

~………~

~GO F****** AFTER HIM YOU TWEVE CENT WHORE!!!!~

O__O YES SIR!!!!

"Malik-sama!!" I called out through the crowd. I called out his name until my Malik sense picked up I snapped my head seeing him….

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And another gay guy hitting on him -_____-

Wait a minute…..suit….Fantastic Sam's Haircut….good looking…

Oh great…a gay LAYWER is hitting on him @__@

Wait a minute….O_O HE"S GRABBING MALIK-SAMA!!!!!! THAT LITTLE BASTARD!!!! LET GO OF MALIK-SAMA!!!! Quickly I ran towards them as Malik-sama was struggling against him!

"HEY!!!" I called out. The lawyer turned around and saw me all of a sudden….

He twirled around like a ballerina …..

Oo…..

Wait a minute…O_O he disappeared!!! WITH MALIK-SAMA!!!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SON OF A RA!!!!!!

I slumped to the ground Oh great what am I going to do now? Malik-sama has just been kidnapped by a gay lawyer who knows ballet, Isis is still on the loose in full she-bitch mode and I'm lost in the biggest parade in the universe, times like these I wish I had a spirit guide….*siggggghhhhh*

Never fear Rishid, you request shall be acknowledge….

O.O huh?? Who said that???

Why your spirit guide of course!

O_O

All of a sudden a bright flash came it' so, so…..

AHHHHHH MY EYES!!!! I'M BLINDEDED!!!!

"TURN IT OFF!!" I exclaimed covering my eyes!

"Fine fine, so much for making a nice entrance" someone spoke. Slowly my hands fell from my eyes to face the origin of the voice.

It was a girl….

"^___^ a pretty girl!" I said out loud.

" -____- I'm not a girl I'm a dude, and I'm your spirit guide"

Woops O_O my bad…..

The girl…er guy had long black hair down to his shoulder and was a bit under the average of height also…..X__X no wonder I mistook him as a girl……

"uh why are you hear???"

"You called for me, I am the spirit of the ring"

~ LIKE FUCKING HELL!!! I'M THE SPIRIT OF THE RING YA MAN WOMAN!!!!~

U_O er….my evil side does have a point there…..

"-__- fine, My name is Chester. My sis sent me down here to help you"

"Who's your sis?"

"I can't reveal that, all I can say is…..well I can't really say anything, now lets go save Malik before it to late and he will be turned to the….dark side"

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!!

Oo huh?

OO where did that music come from? Oh wait, the marching band that just passed by us.

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"The dark side?" I ask. Chester looked to me with deadly serious eyes "Yes, Malik has been abducted by the Richard Simmons "I'M A PONY, A PRANCING PONY!!!" cult.

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~ Has this kid been smoking from a bong????~

"HUH???" I said very clueless. "This cult is quite potent, Richard Simmons is the enemy of all, he sends out his enforcers to recruit more slaves for his vile bidding, his strongest point are the law firms around the world" he explained to me.

"so all the lawyers are from that cult???"

"Why else do you think they can afford Fantastic Sams??"

Oo good point…

"We must save Malik-sama!!" I exclaimed to him, my fist clench. By my honor as the guardian of one of the tomb keepers I shall save Malik from the undeniable evil known as Richard Simmons!!

>__> and those damn lawyers with Fantastic Sam's hairdos!

"Do you know where they are?" I ask to Chester. He nodded at this "Why of course, I am a SPIRIT guide after all" he spoke. "Then why are you so fleshy??" I ask poking him.

"-___- well you stop poking me???" he muttered. "First of all, we'll need some reinforcements!"

"What kind of reinforcements??"

"Isis."

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"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?!?!?!?!?!!!" I screamed at him. He looked at me with swirly eyes before regaining his composure. "Yes, she's the force we need to fight our way in their stronghold" he replied.

O____O NO FUGGIN WAY!! I AIN"T GOING ANYWHERE NEAR HER!!!

Chester smiled at me, as if knowing my worries "Don't, worry I came prepared" he stated and a blue glow surrounded him until objects began to merged from it.

……O____O

Er…..

"-___- what is it?"

"Oo A muzzle??" I ask pointing to it. He nodded "Yes, in case she attempts a Hannibal Lector" he stated matter of fact.

"Oo and the leash??"

"So she won't get away"

"oO and midol???"

"Bait for the trap!"

"O_O and what about the whips and clamps??"

">> errrr…..just in case…." he coughed turning away.

O___O……U___U hentai…..!!

"Now lets find her!! Now if you were Isis, where would you hunt?" Chester motioned.

U___O hmmmmm if I were a rabid cannibalistic manic depressive she bitch with raging cramps and mood swings of Otogi Ryuuji, where would I go to hunt…?

~I bet you anything she'll be look for tender…..young….delicious flesh…~ Bakura comment…ewwww, I think I hear him drooling O_O….

Wait a minute…..O__O!!!

MOKUBA!!!

O.O…..

OH CRAP!! ((O__________O))

"Light bulb?" Chester ask. I nodded "SHE'S GOING TO FEED ON MOKUBA KAIBA!!!" I yelled out. "O_O Bloody hell!?" he exclaimed, giving me a weird look. "WE MUST HURRY!!" I exclaimed. We began to run but I abruptly stop.

"Hey Chester?

"Yeah?"

"Can you conjure up one more thing??"

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"Dun-Dun-Dun dun-dun-dun dun DUNANAA DUNANAA dunan nan"

"X__X stop making your own theme music Rishid!!"

"^^;; force of habit…"

"X__X and that's the mission impossible theme song!!" he exclaimed.

>.> quiet you….

We peered through the bushes of the Kaiba mansion searching for any sign of HER!! I just got the willies -__-;;; WAIT!!! There's Mokuba, the bait….I really don't feel right using Mokuba as bait O.O…mostly because I know Kaiba can and will kick my ass if he finds out @@;;; but Chester insists… >>

~Rishid! How could you!! You shouldn't use Mokuba as a free meal ticket for Isis to eat!~ I heard my "angel" scold me. ~Don't listen to him Rishid, use him for your evil purposes hehehehehhahahahahahaBWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!~ My "Devil" manically chanted.

-____-;;; Why me?? Why was I curse to this awful fate…?

I have to get my kicks somehow!! Besides I bet $$2,000,000 against Anubis that you rescue your sugah daddy!!….>____>

O_O who keeps talking in the loud heavenly booming voice? Is that you Ra???

-____- no….it's you slowly going insane…>>;;

--___--;; oh…..

"Psst!!" Chester motioned pointing at something. AH!!! It's the PMSius, bitchius!! Or in English the Bitchy Isis. Normally the Isis is a very calm and collected creature, very gentle and caring….*Cough cough* but unfortunately during the months she can turn deadly, usually a herbivore it can sometimes turn carnivorous with STRANGE hungers for flesh….if you ever come across a PMSius Bitchius, run very fast and don't look back unless you have the right equipment.

"Er, rishid…"

But of course catching a animal like the Bitchy Isis has it's own reward! You must proceed with extreme caution, the Isis is quite vicious in this state. As we are about to demonstrate this will not be a walk in the park!!

~O_o what is he doing bakura??~

~U__U;;; it seems he's pretending to be on animal planet special which he so very fond of….~

~O_O oh…..Weirdo..>>~.

"-__- anytime Rishid" Chester mumbled…oh, oh YEAH!!! "ok then Chester!!!"

"……"

"So??"

" So what?"

"Get over there all ready!"

"O_O WHA!?"

"NO way it's your sister!!"

"You're the one who brought all the weapons!!"

".______. but she scares me….."

--_____-- my spirit guide, the mouse…..

*I clench to the tranquilizer gun and began to aim at the figure which was getting close to Mokuba while he was staring off somewhere Oo. That's it Isis….close….closer….closerrrr…..

"O_O Rishid you better hurry up or Mokubas dead" I heard Chester's worried voice call to me. I clicked the trigger.

"BAM!!!"

~O___O RIGHT IN THE ASS!!!~

"O______O RISHID YOU SHOT MOKUBA!!!!!!"

O_____________________O my bad….lest see if I get it this time

*BANG*

*THUNK!!!*

"O__O You got her…."

O___O if that's so…..

((O____O)) WHY WON'T SHE GO DOWN!!!!

RED ALERT RED ALERT!!!! THE BTICHY ISIS WON'T GO DOWN!!!

*THUNK*

O___O lemme rephrase that.

"Quickly" Chester said running to her putting on the muzzle and I the leash. "There" I said.

"So… What are we going to do with Mokuba?"

O__O good point…..>> I can't believe my aim was that off….

*Rustle*

O_O what was that??

Chester heard it also, we both turn your head to the rustling in the bushes he suddenly go a hold of a whip and I,the clamps (-__0). "On three" he whispered to me, I nodded.

1...2...3!!!

O_______O

~O_______O~

~O________O~

"kaiba??" I spoke softly. There he was, mr powerful CEO…..trembling in the bushes…..naked….((O_O)). "It was horrible…" he whispered. "Oo what happened…?' I ask. He look to me then pointed o Isis "she…she had her way…." he begin.

O_o huh??

"She was the MAN!!" he whispered with fear in his eye's. "The what?" I ask. "THE MAAAAAN" he spoke again before trembling.

>___________>....oh great Ra…..

"Dirty…" Chester only said. "Er, don't worry Kaiba, we're taking Isis away now, you'll be safe" I try to speak to him but to no avail he just crouched in a fetal position repeating she was the man.

O____O and I thought I was fucked up….oh wait U__O I am…..well never mind about that WE MUST SAVE MALIK SAMA!!

AND AWAY WE GO!!!

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I said….AND AWAY WE GO!!!

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HEY!!!! AUTHORESS!!! I SAID AWAY I GO!!!

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>_______________________< YOU STUPID GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF *BEEEEEP* *BEEP* *BEEEP* YOU SON OF A MOTHER FU--

( Due to technical difficulties we now bring you Mokuba Kaiba…)

*Mokuba walks up clearing his throat…*

"I'M A WOMAN TRAPPPEN IN A TEN YEAR OLD BOYS BODY!!! *bows* this concludes our short intermission ^________^ *Walks away*

O___O;; we now continue with "Rishid where do babies come from?"

U_____U;;;; I have a feeling we'll be having more intermissions with disturbing results @__@.

"---_____-- concentrate Rishid" Chester spoke. "so where is their stronghold anyways??" I ask to him. "It's in disguise but it is the last place you could ever look in" he motioned.

"O___O it is truly evil…."

"U___U I know….there headquarters is…."

"Wal-Mart!!!" he finished as we went in, while I carried a knocked out Isis on my shoulder. I looked around , oh by the gods why Wal-mart with their low prices and the happy smiley face!?!

DAMN THEM!!!!

"We must get into disguise"

O___O oro???

Before I could even ask a bright flash emitted and we were soon place in pink robes…. "-____- what the hell?" I ask to him. " -___- these are cults colors, go figure" he only replied. People began giving us weird look as we proceeded deeper into walmart, gee I hope Malik-sama is all right…..what if he isn't….what what if….THEY RAPED HIM ((((O___O)))

>< NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! MY POOR INNOCENT MALIK-SAMA!!!I can hear his poor cries of help as those lawyers surround him with their pants down, shoving all their--

{ >___< HEY KEEP IT PG-13!!!}

-_- sowwies…..

"We're here" Chetser spoke. I looked up…O____O holy frijoles….. That is one butchy dude….EWWWWW AND HE"S WEARING ABRIGHT PINK MAN THONG >_____________<!!!!!

~O___O I'm scared Bakura…too scared to wet myself…~

~Don't worry Ryou, it will come…~

--_____-- *SIGGGGGGHHHH*

I looked up facing butchy's face…*gulp* dear ra this is the kind of man who would have fetishes for little boys .___.

"Password" he said.

O_O huh…?

"What the password?" Butch spoke again. .____. Password??? Chester nudge my "Show him…" he whispered. "Oo show him what…?" I ask.

"-___- Show him your boobs"

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WHHHHHAAAAAAA!?!?!?

NO WAY IN HELL I'M SHOWING HIM MY MAN BOOBIES!!!!!!!!! HE'LL MAN-BOOB-TIT-RAPE ME!!!

MAN-BOOB-TIT-RAPE ME PEOPLE!!!!!!

"You show him your boobs"

"No, you show him"

"You"

Ok we'll play for it!!"

"Agreed"

"Rock….paper…SCISSORRS!!"

"Again"

"R ock PAPER SCISOORS!!!"

"Best two out of three!!"

"ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!!"

"Damn it stop picking paper"

"You stop picking paper!!"

"We're not getting naywhere with this!"

"Agreed"

"Password" butch repeated. I shivered "C'mon Rishid, do it for Malik-sama " Chester whispered to him. --_-- good for nothing metrosexual spirit guide……using that stupid trump card against me *grumble grumble*

I took a deep breathe before pulling up my robe and shirt revealing my toned chest and abs in a dark bronze color. O___O er….I don't like how butchy is staring at me…oh Ra please don't let him man-boob-tit-rape me PLEASE!!!!

"You may pass" he finally spoke and the door behind him opened, I grunted as I pulled down my robe while I followed Chester to the entrance.

*SLAP!!!*

O___O WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

Instinctively my hands covered my ass as I turned my head around seeing butchy winking and puckering his lips at me…..oh Ra @___@ I've been violated…..

"C'mon Rishid" I heard Chester's voice. I nodded. Hands still on my ass I proceeded down….--____-- my ass was slapped…..;_____; I feel like a piece of meat!! Now, to find Malik-sama, where do we start…? I looked around me, it was all bizarre, O__O they even have ancient scriptures resembling the hieroglyphics in Egypt except….a lot of them show a man with a red afro and a tight blue jump suit, and besides him are some very large women….I passed another one, this time it featured him reclining on a golden throne while men with bow ties and boxers kneeled to his feet….

---_________________--- this SOOOOOOOOOO does not bode well….

"Rishid, lets follow the others, they'll lead us to Malik" Chester whispered while I nodded while holding Isis like a plush doll.

^__________^ awww Isis is so soft and warm…

`Rishid don't cope a feel~

~TAKE THE BITCH!!!~

--____-- no bakura…no

We suddenly stopped, finding ourselves what seemed to look like a temple for rituals….except….it was decorated in pink and had aerobic equipment…@___@ oh ra what kind of cult is this!!! "now all hail the mighty lord of all….SIMMON-SAMA!!!" one of tem spoke and all of the sudden they…..

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They began prancing….--_____-- you have got to be kidding me….

"WE"RE PONIES PRANCING PONIES!!!" The chanted while …prancing…---_____--- there is no way in the afterworld I'm going to prance like a gay pony aka Pegasus >_______________________>

*FLASH!!!*

O___O what the…

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((O_____________________O)) MALIK-SAMA!!!!!!

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

My innocent Malik-sama….they stripped you of you clothing and now your dressed in….in….in….in…

~O___O Bloody hell, he's in dominatrix clothing…~

X_______X MY EYES!!!!! THEY BURN!! THEY BURN LIKE THE DEVIL!!!!!

O_O wait who is that…?

A shadow appeared as the smoke began to recede, a frizzle of red appeared attached to a bright red afro.

*GASP*

IT IS HIM!!!!

…Richard simmons….

"Dun dun dunnnnnn!" chester sang. I gave him a weird look. "what??? You have the mission impossible song I have the dun dun dun" he replied to me putting like a small child.

Ugh, he is truly a vile creature, with that red afro and the bright yellow/pink jumpsuit ugggghhhh, that's going to be in my nightmares for a good month, and he had the gall to take away my master!!!

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Shut-up, I know how wrong that sounded right now --_____--

"My minions, today is a glorious day!! I have decided to take….a bride!!!!

O___O;;;

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~O____O;;;~

All- who would want to marry him!?!?

"of course I have sent out escorts to find me a bride who would be most fitting for one as sublime as myself and they have succeeded, my underlings I present you your queen king…Malik Ishtar!!!" he finished while the exercise lights shone upon him.

((((O________________________________________________________O)))) WHAT!?!?!

"OH FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!" I yelled on top my lungs…O_O…wooops….did I say that out loud….? "Idiot" Chester spoke while slapping his forehead. All eyes were o me suddenly "You disagree, my minion" Simmons spoke while a twisted glint shone of his fanged teeth as he smiled

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Hmmmm, should I back down, save my and Chester's asses, and come up with a strategy, or, cussed out Simmons and get myself possibly killed and man-boob-tit-raped along with Chester who would more than likely become Butchies bitch…? Any suggestions Angel Ryou? Demon Bakura??

~ FUCK THAT!! KICK THAT PANSIES ASS!!!~

~I agree, GUN THAT MAN-SLUT!!!~

It is agreed.

"Richard Simmons let my master go!!!" I spoke approaching him taking off that disgusting pink robe. He smiled to me "I think he like it here!!' he spoke while Malik sama avoided my gaze.

That cannot be true, no way Malik-sama would want him he has better taste!!!

"Malik-sama!!I don't care if you become Gay, just……DO BETTER THAN HIM!!!!" I screamed pointing to Richard Simmons hysterically.

"Word" Chester agreed.

Richard Simmons suddenly walk down approaching me then….

*SLAP!!!*

O___________O

Oh…HE DID NOT JUST MAN BITCH-SLAP ME!!!

"Humph" he pouted. "If you want you Malik-sama then we shall duel!!" he spoke. I smirked at him "Agreed" I said. Pft, I'll kick his ass in duel monsters!! "BRING OUT THE SABERS!!!" he spoke.

O_O sabers…? He doesn't mean light sabers doesn't he…?

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shit

I was given a light saber…O__o where did he get these…?

"I bought them off of e-bay" he replied. O___O dude is he psychic…?

Simmons- I an Richard simmons…IAM GOD!!!!!!

O____O;;;;; am I dead…?

~ Pretty much~

~oh yeah~

V___V so much for moral support. How do you turn this thing on anyways….." "hahaha, you fool only one with the Schwartz can use it" I heard the fruit speak while he position his saber to his lower abdomen. "OH YEAH!!' I exclaimed placing it on my own. At the same time they both turned on.

"I see…your Schwartz is as big as mine…"

We both look down…..

( ya gotta love space balls)

I let out a sighed and met his gaze with my own. Slowly we moved in a circle facing each other. HE lunged to me suddenly and I dodged swinging my saber down8

*WeeP8

O_O;;; heyyyyy it does do that noise for real after alll O_O

"O___O RISHID!!! EYES ON THE FAG!!!"I heard chester shouted. Huh..? OH SHIT!!!! He begin to unleash an barrage of attacks upon me driving me into a corner O_O HOLY CRAP!!! For a fruity man he knos how to fight!!!

Hey….how come music started…O_O wait….that the music when Darth Maul and Obi wan kenibi andhis master were fighting in episode one!! I quickly turned to find his gay ass minions MAKING the music

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O_o they're pretty good….

Nayways back onto the fight. Tch stupid filly man.. Oh look at me I'm so fruity and gay I am the uber king of gayness!! Still Malik-sama will he, I'm gonna rip him a new one!!!

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>___< IF I CAN ONLY GET A STUPID STRIKE IN!!!!

"MYOO-HOO-HOOOO!!!!" he wailed taunting me…..-___- he is SO dead. I began getting the upper hand then…

ACK!!!

OOF!!

O___O

THE BASTARD TRIPPED ME!!!! HE ACTUALLY TRIPPED ME!!!

"RISHID GET YOUR LIGHTSABER!!!!"

O_O OH YEAH!!!

*Kick*

"You won't be using that anymore" Simmons spoke smashing it with his own. OH DAMN IT!!! "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAA PREPARE TO DIE!!!!" he screamed raising his saber. O_____O OH SWEET RA I'M GONNA GET KILLED BY A FRUIT CAKE!!!

"Rishid use the--"

"The force!?" I exclaimed.

"NO, ISIS!!!! WAKE HER UP!!!" Chester called out. HE' RIGHT!!! I have to wake herup, my bitch she demon of a sister is my only chance!!! How!?!

~GRAB HER ASS!!!~

~ BAKURA!!!~

~ What!? I'm just saying U__O~

--____-- I have no time for….hey…HEY!!! That isn'ta bad idea!!

~ O__O You're not serious…~

~YES RISHID JOIN THE DARKNES MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!~

~NO YOU MUSN'T IT IS NOT RIGHT!!~

~HE MUST!!!~

~HE MUSN:T~

~HE MUST~

~You know, just shut up dick head~

~Hoo. So the pansy ass fruit is growing a dick and some balls is he!!~

~Don't make me shove my ass up your--~

YOU GUYS!!!! STOP IT!!!!

"RISHID LOOK OUT!!"

*WEEP*

O___O

Chester- O___O

~O___O~

RISHID!!! YOU'RE ARM!!~

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HOLY SHIT HE STABBED ME!!! DAMN THAT HURTS!!! >__________<;;;;;

I looked up while the fruit gave me a sadistic grin he raised his saber "Rest in pieces!!" he spoke. This is it!! I had a good life…I just wish I could have guided Malik-sama and tell him he would ask me, so he would become a fine young man.

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OO huh???

O_______O MALIK-SAMA!!!!

:Stay back, I won't let you kill Rishid!!!' MAlik bellowed, standing in front of…..ACTUALLOY SHIELDING M FROM HARM!!!

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HE REALLY CARES ABOUT ME!!!! MALIK-SAMA REALLY CARES ABOUT ME!!!!!

"Not another steps Simmons!!! " he spoke. While the Simmons looked back. "DON'T SPEAK BACK TO ME!!" he spoke and suddenly slapped him.

HE SLAPPED MY MASTER THAT MAN-BITCH!!!!

"HOW DARE YOU LAY YOU FILTHY INFESTED FINGERS UPON MALIK-SAMA!!!" I yelled standing up…..OWWWWWW my arm!!! I grimaced clenching it.Malik turned to me "Rishid, don't move" he spoke kneeling by my side.

'Malik-sama I'm so sorry for yelling at you…" I began. He shook his head "that isn't important" he replied to me. "Rischard Simmons, you evil tyranny has gone on for long enough, your evil shall stop hear, no longer will the fabously gay man be under you mercy and they shall be free to do what they desire!!!"

O_____O Chester???

"now to finish you off" he spoke. YOU GO BOY!!!

*KICK*

O___O he kicked Isis….. My eyes immediately widen when I saw her stir I grabbed malik-sama and ran somewhere safe.

She will massacre in three…two…

"WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA!!!"

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I sighed as we all walked basking in the suns warmth while looking at my arm now in a cast. I sighed as Isis walk besides us "Thank so much for that midol rishid" she spoke. "yeah…..midol…."

*Cough* morphine *Cough*

"Well I best be going, bye you guys" Chester spoke. Disappearing. "wait" I spoke" he looked to me "Who's your sister"

"I can't reveal that only that, you are one of her favorite characters" he spoke before fading away.

O_O wow, I have divine protection…cool!! ^________________^

"Er Rishid…I'm sorry.."

"Don't mind it Malik-sama I'm just glad you're all right, and I shall respect your decision on homosexuality" I reply to him. He suddenly stop "That reminds me.." he began.

"I think I like girls a lot better than guys"

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^_________________^ THANK THE GODS!!

"OF course Malik-sama " I said happily. He nodded "Besides" he began.

"I MUST BE THE SALVATOR OF ALL THE UNBORN CHILDREN!!! ON THIS DAY THE HOT HOT SEX CAMPAIGN SHALL BE BORN!!!"

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U___________________________U screw that I'm not bothering with it, I've had enough for one day I just wanna go home.

*Meanwhile*

Ra- HA TOLD YOU!!!!PAY UP!!!

Set- DAMN YOUR SOUL!!!!

TBc

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Finish what should happen next?? @__________@

Y.V.