Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Ronald McDonald's End ❯ Going to McDonald's ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Okay, I'm on a killing streak!!! First it was Barney, then it was the Teletubbies, now this!!! I LOVE myself!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. If I did I'd be the coolest person around!!! And I don't own Ronald McDonald, or the McDonalds Company… If I did, then I would be one of the lamest people around, which clearly, I am not.

Going to McDonald's

*Okay, so here's the setting. Joey, Yami, Tristan, and Duke are hangin out at a school playground…*

Joey: *Stomach grumbles* I'm hungry.

Duke: Do us all a favor and tell us when you aren't.

Joey: Don't wanna.

Yami: Well there's that new place down the street from Yugi's game store…

Joey: We should go then.

Tristan: I don't think so.

Joey: what's da matter? Didn't your momma ever teach you ta try new things?

Tristan: It has nothin to do with the food! I'm just not cool with clowns, that's all.

Yami: What the Hell? You scared of a clown?

Duke: What the hell is so scary about a clown?

Tristan: Do you wanna go and find out?

Joey: Why are we all of the sudden talking in questions?

Yami: Can we stop talking like this?

Duke: STOP IT!! JUST STOP IT!!!

Joey: Anyway, let's go ta dis little restaurant and see just what's so scary about dis clown.

Yami: Really Tristan. There is nothing to be scared about. It's just a human with paint on their face.

Tristan: You won't say that when you see that movie “It”.

Yami: I've seen it and it wasn't that scary. Common, what would Serenity say if she knew you were afraid of a clown?

Joey: *Starts laughing* Yea, it would be very difficult to go to da circus. XD

*They go to McDonald's and there is no sign of the clown*

Duke: See Tristan? You were just being paranoid.

Yami: I want some fries.

Joey: I'm with ya on dat, pal. Just as soon as Tristan stops actin so dumb.

Tristan: I am NOT actin dumb!

Duke: Hey look. There it is. The clown.

Yami: Uh guys, I really have a craving for some fries…

Duke: In a minute, we gotta go see that clown and if it's scary at all.

Bunch of little kids: YAY!!!! It's RONALD!!!!

Joey: Da kids seem to like him.

Yami: THAT'S IT!!!! I'M GETTING SOME FRIES AND NONE YOU CAN STOP ME!!!!!

Joey/Duke/Tristan: O.O

-Meanwhile at the table behind them-

Moon Rose: *says under breath* Joey… such a cutie…

Serena: Did you just say what I thought you said?

Moon Rose: I didn't say nothin'

Me: Awwww… You're starting to sound more and more like Jo every day… Can you say obsessed?

Moon Rose: I don't like him!!

Serena: Well by the way that we just so happen to bump into him every where we go is a big hint. Why don't you just admit it?

Moon Rose: *Ultra mega evil glare of death at Serena*

Serena: O.O

Me: Are you sure you don't like him? I mean I could go hook you up with him like right now if you want…

Moon Rose: KNOCK IT OFF OR I'LL BURRIE YOU BOTH ALIVE IN A BOX!!!

Me/Serena: *Snicker, Chuckle*

Moon Rose: That's better- Hey!! You were laughing at me weren't you?!

Serena: No Ma'am!!

Me: Okay, let's all calm down. JOEY!!

Moon Rose: Why you son of a-

*Joey comes over*

Moon Rose: Friend of mine!!

Joey: Did someone say my name?

Serena: Moon Rose did.

Moon Rose: WHAT?!

Me: She was admiring how good you look in your school uniform.

Moon Rose: What the- Oh what's the use?

*Serena goes over to Joey*

Serena: Hey Joey, do you have a girlfriend?

Moon Rose: *Turns bright red* SERENA, SHUT THE-

Joey: Actually I don't.

Me: *Under breath* score.

Serena: okay, cuz Moon Rose was wondering…

Moon Rose: If you're gonna talk at all, don't go puttin' words in my mouth.

Me: Well then, you tell him what you just said under your breath a second ago.

Joey: What did you say, um- Moon Rose. Is that your name?

Moon Rose: Yea, at least you didn't call me Rock Daisy.

Serena: Only the dumb asses call you that.

Tristan/Duke/Yami: *Come over to see what all the commotion is about.

Me: Hey guys! What's up, Yami?

Yami: I have a hankering for some fries.

Me: Me too. I'm gonna get me some fries. Wanna come, Yami?

Yami: ok.

Serena: Well then, I guess I hafta take the Wimp and the Dice Boy for a walk or somethin'

Tristan: Let's go stalk that clown.

Duke: Sounds like a plan to me.

*They start to walk in a different way.*

Moon Rose: WAIT!!! I know what you're tryin' to do!!

Joey: Nice accent. You from New York?

Moon Rose: Nope! I just uh- Picked it up somewhere!! Uh huh!! That's what I did!! o^.^o

Joey: You are one crazy girl.

Moon Rose: *Thinks to self* Damn it all, he thinks I'm crazy… Pull it together, Moon Rose!!

-Meanwhile, me and Yami got our fries-

Yami: So what exactly are you trying to do?

Me: Isn't it obvious? We're tryin to hook Moon Rose up with Jo.

Yami: Does she even like him? *chomp*

Me: As much as she would deny it, I really think she does. *chomp*

*They were staring at them until they heard Tristan yell*

Tristan: The evil clown is after me!!

Serena: He is not!! He just asked how your day was!

Tristan: Oh My God the clown is gay!!!

Duke: I'm gonna go home. All this embarrassment…

Serena: I wouldn't blame you if you did. I'm only stayin cuz my friends are here.

*Ronald McDonald comes over.*

Ronald: Hey Kids!!

Duke: Do we look like kids to you?

Ronald: Bastard, let me do my job!

Random little kid: Mommy! Ronald said a bad word!!!

Manager: You're fired!!

Ronald: What?!

Moon Rose: *Stares at Ronald* O.O

Ronald: Bitch! What the hell are you looking at?

Joey: You gonna talk dat way to a girl? And a pretty one at dat?

Ronald: Well then that bitch shouldn't have stared at me.

Moon Rose: Bitch? Why the hell don't you come over here and say that?

Joey: Uh oh.

Moon Rose: What's up with your mouth? There are little kids present, you know!!

Ronald: Speak for yourself

Moon Rose: Well I'm not the one who was working in a fuckin' restaurant! It's called common sense, Moron! Use your fuckin' brain!

Joey: O.O

Ronald: Bitch, shut up.

Moon Rose: *Walks over to Ronald and grabs his shirt collar.* Stop creatin' a scene! You're makin' my fuckin' head hurt

Me/Yami: *Chomp chomp chomp*

Ronald: Like I'm gonna be afraid of a bitchy p.m.s'n girl.

Serena: Wrong thing to say, pal.

Me: This is gonna be good.

Tristan: See? What did I tell you? The clown is evil!!!

Duke: Maybe the paranoid lunatic is right.

Moon Rose: What the hell did you just say to me?!

Ronald: You heard me.

Moon Rose: *Punches Ronald in the cheek and leaves a big red mark* Mind sayin that again?

Me: Ooh!! He's gonna feel that one in the morning!

Serena: Ok, Moon Rose! You don't wanna kill him now!

Duke: Why the Hell not?

Serena: Because then there would be no point in another chapter.

Tristan: Kill him Moon Rose!!

Joey: Leave some for me!

Yami: Let the clown go.

Moon rose: Why the Hell?!

Yami: Just do it.

Moon Rose: *sigh* Fine… *punches him one more time before letting him go* Get outa my sight!

Joey: Wow. O.O

Serena: Moon rose, we couldn't let you have all the fun.. In the next chapter, we gotta do some plottin' so we can all kill him.

Duke: Don't go givin' the next chapter away!!

Yami: This chapter ends… Now

Me: No it doesn't. It ends when I say it ends. ^_^

Yami: >=P

Me: Okay, now!

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