Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The HUGE Sleepover ❯ Teletubbies gone insane and Spin the Bottle! ( Chapter 4 )

DIS: I'm back with chapter four! And I have an important announcement!

Yuugi: YES SHE DOES!

DIS: (pats his head) Thank you for that, Yuugi.

Yuugi: (grins proudly)

DIS: As I was saying, I have an announcement.

Vegeta: Then out with it, woman!

DIS: (o.O) Why are you here? I don't even watch Dragon Ball Z! Well, not a lot...

Vegeta: I can be wherever I please, now out with it!

DIS: (--) Er, right. Ok, from now on, I will be posting my fics on mediaminer.org. The URL to my profile is on my bio. Also, I am transferring all of the fics that I have on here (ff.net) to mediaminer.org.

Vegeta: Why?

DIS: Cos ff.net sucks.

Yuugi: (points a finger up) How do we know ff.net doesn't blow? It might not suck, but blow!

DIS: (O.O) YUUGI!

Yuugi: Yes?

Vegeta: That was gross and perverted.

Malik: So? You got a problem with that? I picture Mai, DIS, Anzu, Miho and Shizuka naked! Er, scratch DIS out, she's only 13.

DIS: (>>) You're lucky the girls are out shopping.

Vegeta: Yes he is.

DIS: I have a question for all you readers! Is Britney Spears' song called `Sometimes' or `Everytime'?

Yuugi: Kokuei should know since she wrote a fic on it.

DIS: She did? Oh yeah! She did! (smiles) She needs to update that!

Malik: YES! Because it is me/Anzu!

SLAP!

Malik: OW! Yuugi!

Yuugi: What?

Malik: (*_*) Ya little bastard! (chases after Yuugi)

DIS: Right...Anyways, yes, my fics will be on mediaminer.org with a little work. I need to go and repost all the fics I have on here on there and go through my floppy disks, then I need to make a new account for my other account here on ff.net, so then I'll have two accounts and all that. But I would be very happy if all you faithful reviewers would please review my fics that are on mediaminer.org

Bakura: Why are you even bothering going through all of this crap?

DIS: Well, the thing is, I have a bunch of script form fics and ff.net is banning that now, and a lot of my new fics I have planned are going to be script form, so I need to put it on mediaminer.org, which, in fact, this fic is on mediaminer.org too. And I have gotten reported quite a few times and I need to get all these fics off here before my account is deleted.

Bakura: Ah.

Marik: (storms in, pissed) I hate life.

DIS and Bakura: (O.o)

Atemu: IT'S YOUR FAULT, MARIK!

Marik: SCREW OFF, PHARAOH!

Atemu: I DON'T HAVE TO!

DIS: Uh, right, anyways, I want to say read below and enjoy.

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Title: The HUGE Sleepover

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: R for language and sexual content

Summary: Mokuba has a sleepover at his house and the YGO gang is invited! But when a storm crashes over, they have to stay over. What could possibly happen in a HUGE house when it's storming and there's a black out? R&R

Couples: Isis/Seto; Anzu/Bakura; Katsuya/Mai; Honda/Miho (Meant to be)

Notes/Warnings: Pro-Anzu, Yuugi has strange out bursts. Yeah...

Disclaimer Guy: (;o;) Why me? Ahem, DIS does not own YGO, Kotex, Trojan, any of Dark Hope's ideas (of she puts any in with the authoress' permission), Yahoo!, or the shampoo and gel `Garnier Frutis'.

Names, Japanese to English

Pharaoh Atemu-Yami Yuugi

Yuugi Mutoh-Yugi

Bakura Ryou-Yami Bakura

Ryou Bakura-Bakura

Marik Ishtar-Yami Marik

Malik Ishtar-Marik

Katsuya Jounouchi-Joey Wheeler

Anzu Mazaki-Tea Gardener

Honda Hiroto-Tristan Taylor

Shizuka Jounouchi-Serenity Wheeler

Isis Ishtar-Ishizu Ishtar

Otogi Ryuuji (sp?)-Duke Devlin

Seto Kaiba-Seto Kaiba

Mokuba Kaiba-Mokuba Kaiba

Mai ? (Does anyone know her Japanese last name?)-Mai Valentine

Rishid Ishtar-Odeon Ishtar

Grandpa-Solomon Mutoh

Yuugi's Mom-Yuugi's Mom (sweat drop, does anyone know Yuugi's Mom's name?)

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The HUGE Sleepover, Chapter Four, Teletubbies gone insane and Spin the Bottle!

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Yuugi: (getting a bottle and looks at the TV) Hey guys! Come here!

YGO: (come in) (O.O)

On TV:

La: (seeing Spice Girl's song) And I'll tell ya what I want, what I really, really want and I'll tell ya what I want what I really, really want, I want, I want, I really, really want yo zigga zig zaahh!

Bo: (comes in the scene, looking like a slutty cross dresser) (slaps his butt, humping La's side)

YGO: Holy shit!

The baby sunshine above them: (whistles) Fuck those babies, fuck them hard! Get a boner, fuck them hard!

Seto: (tackles the TV and shuts it off) Eh heh, heh, heh, Are we going to play or not?

Girls: YES!

Boys: NO!

Yuugi: I got the bottle! (smiles) (^_^)

Boys: damn.

They all went back to the main room and sat in a circle, excluding Mokuba, who didn't want to kiss any girls (except Anzu).

Yuugi: (puts the bottle in the middle) Ok!

Atemu: I WANT TO GO FIRST, ME, ME, ME!

Bakura: (slaps his down, so he fell face down in the ground)

Atemu: Oh ouch...

Anzu: (slaps Bakura across the head) Don't be mean!

Bakura: SCREW YOU, BITCH!

Anzu: EWWWW! You want to screw me, oh nasty!

Shizuka: Yeah, I mean, in front of us? Besides you guys have already screwed each other.

Bakura: WE DIDN'T-

Shizuka: SHUT UP, BITCH! (looking way too evil)

Bakura: (o.o) (shuts up)

Shizuka: (^_^) Thank you.

Atemu: I'm going first! (spins the bottle)

Bottle: Whirl, whirl, whirl, whirl, whir (slows down) Whirl...Whirl...Whirl...Whirl.

Ryou: ME MATE?

Atemu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marik: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!

Ryou: (*_*) Why me?

Malik: because good people go unpunished, now kiss you homo!

Otogi: (opens his mouth to say something)

Malik: I don't want to hear it, you fag.

Otogi: actually, I'm bisexual.

Malik: Ugh...

Seto and Malik: (inch away from him)

Otogi: Oh don't worry, I think Ryou, Bakura and Atemu are the cute ones. Katsuya too. (flutters his eyelashes at Katsuya)

Katsuya; AW, SICK MAN! (jumps into Mai's arms)

Mai: (drops him)

Katsuya: Dat hurt Mai!

Mai: It was suppose to hun.

Ryou and Atemu: smooch!

Atemu: (faints)

Ryou: (looking green) I think I may throw up...

Bakura: Do it, I don't care.

SLAP!

Bakura: OW!

Anzu: Don't insult your abiou!

Bakura: And who made you Queen of Everything?!

Anzu: Ok, let's put it this way Bakura. Insult Ryou and I'm going to your Millennium Ring up your ass (smiles innocently)

Marik and Marik: Oooo!

Bakura: (O^O''') Er, uh, ok...(shuts up) `I can't believe this...'

Ryou : Thanks Anzu! (^_^)

Anzu: (^-^) No problem, Ryou! Always here to help!

Bakura: (sulks)

Ryou: My turn then. (spins it)

Bottle: Whirl, whirl, whirl, whirl, whirl (slows down) Whirl...whirl...whirl...Whirl (stops on Shizuka)

Katsuya: DER'S NO DAMN WAY BRIT-BOY IS GONNA KISS MY LITTLE SIS!

Shizuka: (shakes her fist at Katsuya) WHY YOU LITTLE-! (shakes her fist at a passed out Atemu) WHY YOU LITTLE-! (shakes fist at Ryou) WHY YOU LITTLE-!

YGO: (O.o)

(DIS: Compliments to the Simpson's and Homer J. Simpson ^_^)

Ryou: Er, right, so are we going to do this or not?

Shizuka: DEFINITELY! (latches on to Ryou, kissing him)

Mai: WHAT THE-?!

Shizuka: (stops and smiles, going back to her seat)

Ryou: (O.O) (has red lips) Wow...

Shizuka: Hehehe, my turn! (spins)

Bottle: Whirl, whirl, whirl, whirl, whirl...(slows) Whirl...Whirl. (stops at Anzu)

Anzu: (O.o?)

Yuugi: NOOO! (jumps on Anzu, covering her face)

Anzu: (gets knocked over)

Atemu: (wakes up and sees Yuugi on Anzu) WTF? (faints again)

Anzu: Uh, maybe...

Guys: KISS! Woooooo!

Anzu and Shizuka: (=.=)

Shizuka: I pass!

Anzu: YAY! (takes bottles and spins it)

Bottle: Whirl, whirl, whirl, whirl...whirl...whirl (stops)

YGO: (GASP)

Bakura: Ah, no way in hell!!

Anzu: (;o;) AWW!

Bakura: I am NOT kissing that-that thing!

Anzu: (><) Hey!

Seto: (sighs) Too bad, so sad, what a drag-For you. Now kiss before I sick my cat Fluffy on you.

Bakura: (thinks)

#Flashback#

Bakura: (laughs at Seto's cat fluffy) Ha, ha, ha! Can't get out, can you?

Fluffy: (gets untangles and grins at Bakura with SHARP teeth)

Bakura: (O.o) OH SHIT...

CRUNCH!

Bakura: AW, HOLY HELL! I CAN'T FEEL THEM, AWW, HELP, I CAN'T FEEL MY MOJO!

#End flashback#

Bakura: Er, ok...BECAUSE I NEVER CHICKEN OUT!

YGO: (--)

Anzu: You might not, but I do! I am NOT kissin' you, ya homosexual!

Bakura: (jaw drops) You...HOW DARE YOU!

Anzu: I dare because you wouldn't dare hurt me!

Bakura: You wanna bet? (stands up)

Anzu: UH...(runs)

Bakura: GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE WENCH!!

Honda: Is it just me or does it seem they like each other?

Isis: Duh.

Miho: Or rather...

Seto: BAKURA, STOP FLIRTING WITH MAZAKI!

Mokuba: (giggling)

Anzu and Bakura: (Stops) WHAT? (run after Seto)

Seto: (O.O) OH SHIT! (hauls ass to his room and locks it)

Anzu and Bakura: GET OUT HERE, YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!

Seto: WATCH ME!

Isis: (knocks on the door, moving Bakura and Anzu) Seto? (seductive voice)

Seto: (^_^) Yes?

Isis: Come out, for me?

Seto: (^.^) Oh, alright, for you. (comes out and follows Isis like a lap dog downstairs)

Anzu and Bakura: (look at each other, confused, shrugs and follows)

Everyone is back in their circle.

Atemu: (awake) So who's going to kiss?

Mai and Miho: Anzu and Bakura.

Atemu: Oh I-WHAT? (faints AGAIN)

Mai and Miho: (--) Ok, you 2.

Bakura: (gulps)

Anzu: (sweat drops) Aw this bites...Eep...

Bakura and Anzu: (kiss, then start making out)

YGO: (O.O'''') UH, HELLO?

Anzu and Bakura: (jerk away from each other)

Bakura: (faints)

Anzu: Has a beat red face)

Marik: (splashes water on him) Wake up!

Bakura: (coughs) Unnggh...Jerk.

Marik: (shrugs) I know that thanks.

(lights go out)

Anzu: Eek! (grabs on to the closest thing next to her, which happened to be Marik)

Marik: Ok, who is that? (looks down at her) (tries to get Anzu off, but accidentally gropes her)

SQUISH!

Anzu: AWW!! SOMEONE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME! RAPE!!

Atemu: (wakes up from Anzu) GET OFF ANZU! (tackles nearest thing)

Bakura: Oof! Who the hell--?! OWW!

Atemu: (beating the shit out of Bakura)

Anzu: (slaps Marik)

Marik: (X___X) OWWW!!

HEY! GET OFF!

MY BALLS, AW, MY BALLS!

(crack)

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

WHOEVER THAT IS HAD BETTER GE AWAY FROM ME!

(squeeze!)

OK, WHO WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!

HUH? OH, HEHEHE, SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAI.

KATSUYA? YOU PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY HAIR!

WHO JUST TOUCHED MY BALLS?

NOT ME! (whistles)

AW, SICK MAN!

I'M HORNY!

Mokuba: (--) Shines a flashlight on them.

Anzu: (looks up to see Marik) EW! YOU MOLESTER!

Marik IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Why would I want to grope you? Though, hehehe, you were pretty nice to-(O>O) I WAS KIDDING!

SLAP!

Marik: AW, HOLY HELL THAT HURT!

Bakura: You rightfully deserved it.

Marik: You were the one making out with her!

Bakura: Ever heard of an action needs a Reaction?

Marik: Not really, why?

Mokuba: Ahem, this storm is raging.

Malik: (looks up thoughtfully) Yup.

YGO: Yup.

Mokuba: @.@) I think we should maybe go and see what is up with the generator.

Anzu: Why?

Bakura: Because he said so wench!

Anzu: That's starting to get old.

Bakura: So is your face.

SLAP!

Bakura: I deserved that...(--)

Anzu: Damn right you did! I don't want to be teamed up with him! Someone trade me!

Marik: I really would, but you're too cutesy for me.

Anzu: Shut up, Marik. Just shut up. Unless you want to feel what it feels like to have a rod stuck up your ass, then you had better shut up.

Marik: (o.o) Can do.

Atemu: (dusts himself up) Ok, let's go!

Will they ever get to the generator? Will Anzu shove anything up anyone's ass? Find out in the next chapter of `The HUGE Sleepover'!

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DIS: There we go. The 4th chapter. Ideas are appreciated and please review.

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