Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The HUGE Sleepover ❯ Pegasus and Seven Minutes in Heaven (Part I) ( Chapter 5 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Chapter Five (not seven!), Pegasus and Seven minutes in Heaven
Atemu cleared his throat, “Okay, shall we go?” The others nodded.
“Uh, wait...” Shizuka bit her lip. “How are we going to go about this? I mean...”
“She's right!” Anzu suddenly exclaimed. “Us girls - and Ryou, Yuugi, and Mokuba - will stay here, while you men go and turn the emergency lights on! How does that sound, eh?”
“(-.-)” Bakura just stared at her, before, “ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.”
“You bastard!” Anzu glared at him. “Fine, how about just Bakura go turn on the lights?”
(everyone's hand goes up)
“HELL NO! Then I get to choose some people to go with me.”
“Fine, four people, that's all.”
“Good, Malik, Marik, Atemu and Kaiba.”
“WHAT!” The chosen four snapped. “THAT'S BULLSHIT!”
“Go, along, fetch us some technology,” Isis said, shoving them.
“Damn sister, always shoving me around,” Malik growled, glaring.
“Stop being a stuck-up pussy and come on,” Bakura snapped, shoving him forward. They walked towards where the basement was and Atemu flung open the door.
Woooo...
“(o.o) Uh...It looks kinda scary down there,” Atemu sputtered, eyes wide.
“I agree with Atemu, let's just say some monster bit into it.” Malik turned around, but Marik and Bakura - with a sigh - grabbed him and shoved him down the stairs.
THUMP!
WHUMP!
WHAM!
CRASH!
……………silence……̷ 0;…..
“(-.-) Great, you morons killed him,” Kaiba grunted, glowering.
“We didn't kill him,” Marik and Bakura said in unison, “we put him out of his misery!”
“(o.o) I just saw some movement, I'm guessing he's alive,” Atemu told them.
“Damn!”
“Y-you g-g-guys, it's re-really dark and sc-scary down here,” Malik sputtered from the bottom.
“Don't worry, Malik, we're coming down.” Marik took out a flask and took a drink of it.
(OO)
“What? It calms my nerves,” Marik told them, putting it back.
“Let's just go,” Kaiba huffed, glowering. They started down the stairs, then -
Trip.
(OO)
AWWWWWWWWWW!
CRASH!
“Oh...ouch.” Malik groaned from the bottom of the pile. “I think I broke something.”
“Really?” Marik asked, brightening.
“(-.-) Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you Marik?”
“As long as you don't become as stupid as the mutt, I'm all good with it,” Marik informed him happily.
“Gee, thanks for the compassion.”
“Compassion?” Bakura whispered. “Compassion?” His voice got louder, before - “COMPASSION? DAMN YOU TO HELL, MALIK, MY HEAD SLAMMED INTO SOMETHING HARD AND I KNOW THAT IT WASN'T A GODDAMN BODY!”
“What's your point?”
“My point...Is that...IF I GET AS RETARDED AS JOUNOUCHI, I'M SUIN' YOUR ASS!”
“WHAT DID I DO? I wasn't the one that tripped you, remember?”
“Oh yeah...Who's foot was that? Kinda small, but - PHARAOH!”
“(O.O) Katsuya isn't really that stupid, Bakura, so - ”
“(-.-) Imbeciles,” Kaiba muttered, standing up. “So...” he peered around and was knocked over by Bakura and Atemu brawling. “GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGBITCHHOLES!”
(O.O'''''''')
“Whoa,” was all Malik said.
“Um...Shall we look for the generator?” Atemu suggested hastily.
“YES...LET'S.” Kaiba hissed through tightly clenched teeth. They bumped and shoved through the hallway, until Atemu's fingers brushed against a door knob.
“(oO?) Hm?” So, he turned it.
BOOM!
“WHAT THE - ?” Marik felt something slam against him and he groaned.
“RA DAMMIT, PHARAOH, WHAT DID YOU DO NOW!” Bakura exploded furiously.
“(o.o) I just turned this knob...What is it, anyway?”
“Uh...” Malik picked up on of the things and ran his hands over it. “(O.O) Um, I, um...”
“It's a frickin' Barbie!” Marik exclaimed, holding up the Barbie. “But, uh, what would a room full of Barbies be doing down here? Kaiba?”
“(o.o) I have no idea. They must be Mokuba's.” Bakura turned his Millennium Ring on - well, so it glowed and read the door.
“(-.-) Yeah right. You're in denial. It says `Kaiba - Private' right on this door.”
“Kaiba plays with Barbies?” Marik, Malik and Atemu gasped. “BLACKMAIL!”
“Humph,” Kaiba sniffed. “I'll dispose of my darlings before you can even - ”
Flash!
“(oO)”
“Oh will you?” Marik demanded, smirking, showing the others the picture. It was a picture of Kaiba's door (Kaiba - Private) and the Barbies overflowing out of it.
“Hey, I just realized...” Atemu said, going through the dolls. “Why don't you have any Kens or Kellies?”
(Oo) (oO) (OO)
“Uh...What does it matter!” Kaiba demanded, glaring.
“HOLY RA, YOU HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT THEM, DON'T YOU?”
“(OO) NO I DO NOT!”
“LIAR!” Atemu pointed at him accusingly.
(X.X)
“All right, enough,” Marik grunted, tucking his digital camera in his deep pocket. “We have to find that damned generator.”
“Yeah, the others are probably worried about us.”
Meanwhile, with the others...
“RUMMY!” Yuugi slammed his hand down, his glowing Millennium Puzzle dangling from his neck.
“There isn't any rummy!” Honda protested.
Silence, then next turn -
“RUMMY!”
“Yuugi, mate, there isn't a rummy!” Ryou told him, sighing, his Millennium Item also glimmering.
Silence -
“RUMMY, RUMMY, RUMMY!”
“YUUGI, DAMMIT, THERE ISN'T A RUMMY!” Isis roared.
“(o.o)” Yuugi backed down, clutching his cards.
Silence.
“RUMMY!”
“Not you too Jou!” Mokuba whined.
“No, really, dere is a rummy.” Jou took the kings and slapped them down on his side, grinning. Yuugi glared at him murderously.
Back with Kaiba, Marik, Bakura, Atemu and Malik.
“I knew I shouldn't have let Mokuba have this damn sleepover,” Kaiba was muttering under his breath. “But noo he had to blackmail me and now I have even more blackmail over my head because of the fucking kid...”
Rattle.
“(OO) D-did you guys here that?” Atemu sputtered out, frozen in place, his Millennium Item glowing. Bakura turned to him, his eyes half-lidded, looking disinterested.
“No, why? Do you hear the bogey man?” (A/N: That is how you spell it, surprisingly so.)
“Er...It was nothing, I'm sure,” Atemu huffed, glaring at him. Or maybe it's - Nah, there's nothing here.
Rattle, rattle. Scrape...
Once again, Atemu froze. This time, Malik blinked and looked behind him.
“What did you just do?”
“H-huh?”
“That rattling and scraping sound.”
“(o.o) That wasn't me.” Atemu told him, shivering with fright.
“Whatever,” Kaiba snorted. “Trying to scare us. Well, it's not going to happen, Atemu. Let's just find the damned generator all ready.”
“It's your house, you should know where it is!” Marik snapped, glaring at him, his Millennium Rod clutched brightly in his hand.
“Yeah? Well, this hasn't ever happened before, so shove it up your ass!”
“Will you two shut up and - ”
(snicker) Rattle, rattle, scrape, scrape.
(OO)
“What the hell was that?” Malik yelped, flinging his Millennium Rod side to side, looking for anything.
“You're overreacting,” Marik scoffed, seeing Bakura glance around nervously. “It was probably a rat.”
“And let me guess, rats can suddenly snicker?” Kaiba asked, tapping his foot anxiously. “WELL?”
“(o.o) No, but I mean - ”
“AWW!” Atemu shrieked, jumping up, feeling a hand on him. “OH RA, I'M GOING TO BE KILLED! YUUGI, HELP, YUUUUUUUUUUUUGIIIIIIIIII!”
X
“Uh, guys?” Anzu glanced up, biting her lip. “Did you hear that?” She turned to see the others wide-eyed. “(o.o) I guess so.”
“That was Atemu!” Yuugi gasped, gulping.
“Well, go ahead, Yuugi,” Mai urged. “He was calling for you.”
“(OO) I'm not going down there!”
“(oO) You guys I think we should do something,” Anzu said.
…………silence.
“Ryou?”
“I'm sure it's just Marik messing around,” Ryou assured her. “I hope.”
“(OO) You HOPE?”
“Or Bakura.”
(OO) (Gulp!)
X
“Hmm? Something wrong, Atemu-boy?”
“(OO) Aw, HELL NO!” Kaiba exclaimed. “How the hell did you get in here, Pegasus?”
“Um...” Pegasus just blinked. “I don't remember.” He smiled suddenly. “How do you like my outfit?” He posed for them and Malik peered closer.
“It's a funny bunny costume,” Malik said bluntly. “Kaiba, who is this fruit?”
“I thought I killed you!” Bakura roared, offended that the “fruit” hadn't died.
“No, you only took out my Millennium Eye and licked my blood,” Pegasus responded, unfazed.
“You did what?” Malik turned to Bakura, fairly disgusted.
“(o.o) What? I'm not the one in the rabbit costume, remember?”
“True, but...” Malik gave a look of disgust, turning back to the insane elder man. Pegasus merely smiled at him.
“So, freak, do you know where the generator is?” Marik asked casually, ignoring the hurt expression on Pegasus' face.
“You're not nice, I don't like you anymore!”
“You don't even know me, how you could you like me?”
“Well, I thought you were pretty cute until you insulted me. Naughty, naughty boy!” Marik looked at him, revulsion clear on his face.
“Mazaki is better than this disturbing freak of nature.”
“WHAT - ” Bakura began, but Kaiba interrupted.
“If you like blood as a meal, then Mazaki will surely prefer Marik over you.”
“I wasn't going to - ”
“(-.-) Is it just me or are we missing someone?”
Silence.
(groan)
(oO?)
“Ouch, my head hit the wall,” Atemu mumbled.
“(-.-) Yup, I was right.” Kaiba muttered to himself. “Pegasus, get the hell out of here.”
“Fine, your servants were more fun to play with anyway!”
“(OO) Uh...Whatever.”
“Now that he's gone, can we hurry up now!”
“Yeah.”
X
Thirty-minutes later...
“Oh look!” Shizuka beamed. “The lights are back on.”
“I guess they got to the generator,” Otogi guessed.
“I suppose so.” Minutes later, they saw Kaiba, Bakura, Atemu, Malik and Marik dragging themselves back to the others.
“What happened, Atemu, I heard you scream!” Yuugi gasped, eyes wide.
“(GLARE) You did? And what? Decided I'd be better off DEAD?”
“(o.o) I assumed it was Marik pulling a trick. Or Bakura.”
“OH YEAH? AND THAT MAKES EVERYTHING OKAY, HUH, YUUGI? IS THAT IT?”
“(OO) Now wait a minute - ”
“YOU SELFISH, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING - ”
“I know what we'll play next!” Mokuba exclaimed like nothing odd happened.
“Hold on, I have an announcement to make,” Malik stopped the kid. “Two, actually.”
“What?” The others asked in unison.
“One, Kaiba plays with Barbies,” Malik began.
“WHAT? HAHAHAHAHA!”
Once they stopped laughing and Kaiba stopped glaring, Malik continued, “And two, Marik admitted that he wants to be with Anzu.”
“WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?”
“YOU TWISTED MY WORDS COMPLETELY!” Marik roared at Malik, taking out his Millennium Rod. “YOU'RE DEAD!”
“It is true,” Kaiba and Atemu concurred.
“I DID NOT!” Marik snapped, seething.
“He's just a little shy,” Malik whispered to Anzu, whose face flushed red.
“(o.o)” Bakura sat gapping as the girls congratulated Anzu, giggling, while Anzu said nothing, flushed with embarrassment.
She's...BLUSHING? Bakura thought in shock. What the HELL?
“Dammit, curse you all to hell! TO HELL!” Marik growled.
The others snickered as he crossed his arms and sulked, glowering.
Poke.
“WHAT?” Bakura snapped. Ryou just smirked.
“Aw, is someone jealous?”
“THE HELL IF I AM!” Bakura shot at him, glaring.
“Okay,” Mokuba chirped. “Let's play Seven minutes in Heaven! Since I'm the host, I shall choose who gets to go with who in the closet.”
“Okay,” they all agreed.
“First,” Mokuba grinned. “Bakura and Anzu!”
“Aww, why didn't you put her with Marik?” The girls whined.
“SHUT UP ALL READY!” Marik snapped at them. “I DON'T LIKE HER!”
“Uh huh.”
“MALIK, DAMN YOU!” Malik merely snickered.
“Okay, you two, in the closet you go!”
Reluctantly, still fuming, Bakura followed Anzu into the dark closet.
Silence.
“(-.-) Make some noise, so they don't think we're lame,” Bakura grumbled.
“Oh, okay. (moans) Bakura!”
“(OO)”
Outside...
“(OO) Did you...?” Ryou turned to Marik, who suddenly became interested.
“Bang her, Bakura!” At least those stupid mortals will get off my back. Marik thought hopefully.
Inside...
“More, Bakura, more!”
“(OO) What the hell do you think you're doing?” Bakura hissed at her.
“You said make noise,” she muttered, shrugging.
“Not that.”
“Oh, you mean - YES, YES! MORE! Like that?”
“(o.o) No, you idiot woman. That sounds like we're...Uh...”
“Whatever. They won't think it's anything.”
Outside...
“What the hell?” Kaiba clamped his hands over Mokuba's ears as his little brother's eyes went bug-eyed.
“He's doing things to her, big brother!” Shizuka cried. “Oh, god, he's raping her!”
“(oO) Didn't sound like rape to me,” Malik muttered.
“Um...Should we do something about it?” Ryou asked them uncertainly, hearing shuffling sounds, then a loud bang. “(OO) Guys?”
Inside...
“Ow! That was my head!” Anzu snapped at him.
“Well excuse me for not seeing in the dark!” He snapped, trying to stand up. “Dammit, what is that in my way?”
(grope, grope)
“(OO) BAKURA!” Anzu shrieked at him.
“(o.o) Oops...I thought you were sitting down, honestly.”
(slam!)
“MAZAKI, DAMMIT!” Bakura snapped as a suitcase fell onto him.
“Serves you right.” Anzu sniffed.
“I should seriously strangle you.”
“Go ahead and try.”
“I WILL!”
“WHAT? HEY! AWWWWW!”
Outside...
“(OO) Maybe we should stop it...” Isis said uncertainly, looking at both Katsuya and Kaiba, who were covering their siblings ears.
“Nah, they're probably almost done, anyway.” Marik told her, shrugging.
“But they don't have a condom.”
“(-.-) You all are sick,” Kaiba told them. “They might not even be doing that.”
“Did I hear you say might?” Atemu inquired, grinning and cupping his ear.
“Shut up, Atemu.”
(slam!)
“(oO) What are they doing in there?”
Inside...
“Hey! Watch it, Bakura!”
“Has it been seven minutes yet?”
“(o.o) Um...”
(jab)
“That was my foot, damn you.” Bakura snarled, jerking back only to knock his head on the shelf. “OW!” So he jerked forward.
(Crash!)
“Ow, Bakura, you're on top of me and not very light.” Anzu grumbled.
“Yeah? Well there's a bunch of shit on me and it's not light, so give me a break.”
“You probably just wanna get a good feel!”
“Puh - lease, Mazaki, you're not that attractive.”
“YOU ASS!”
Pause.
“(o.o) My arm's stuck, so I can't slap you at the moment, but I will!”
“Right, whatever,” he gave a groan, trying to shift the stuff off him. “What the hell is all of this?”
“(-.-) Who cares?”
“Me obviously!”
“That's sad, real sad, Bakura.”
“You're a sad person to be living, but do I say so? No! I don't!”
“Why don't you shut up all ready and get off me?” Anzu huffed.
“I all ready told you, I can't. Not until I get this crap off me, at least.”
“That really isn't my problem, but if they find us like this - ” Bakura interrupted her.
“Oh shut up, it's not like you're pride isn't tarnished enough.”
“(OO) What!”
“Hmm, feels like a suitcase. And some boxes. Boxes full of books. Aw, hell.”
(Ding!)
“Did you hear that?” Anzu sputtered out.
“Hear what?”
“That ding. I think - ” The two turned their heads to see the whole group staring down at them.
“See, I told you it wasn't what we thought it was,” Kaiba huffed.
“And we know that how?” Marik demanded.
“Get this shit off me!” Bakura roared at them, wriggling, trying to get it off him.
“(OO) BAKURA, STOP THAT!” Anzu howled.
“Stop what? I'm trying to get up.”
“Well, STOP!
(wriggle, wriggle)
“BAKURA!”
“WHAT, WOMAN?”
“KNOCK IT OFF!”
“I'm trying to get up. What part of that don't you understand?”
“ALL OF IT!”
“(oO)”
X
“Okay, the next people shall be my big brother and...Hmm...Katsuya!”
“(OO) WHAT?” Katsuya yelped.
“Enjoy!”
Mokuba shoved them in the closet.
“So...” Katsuya began.
“Shut up, mutt.”
“WHAT WAS DAT?”
“I called you a mutt. Would you have preferred poodle? Or perhaps dog? Or just Chihuahua(sp)?”
“KAIBA...”
After awhile, there was silence, before Katsuya spoke again.
“I wonder if I've lived any former lives?” Kaiba snorted.
“I doubt it, you're barely living this one.”
“What's dat supposed to mean, EH?”
“It means that you're pathetic,” Kaiba told him simply.
“OH YEAH?”
“Yes,” Kaiba replied, glaring.
“DAT'S IT, KAIBA, PUT `EM UP COWBOY!”
“(-.-) You annoy me.” Katsuya lunged at him and Kaiba punched him in the face, knocking the blonde senseless.
“(o.o) Wh...what just happened?” Katsuya spluttered out in confusion.
“I just kicked your ass in one hit,” the CEO responded calmly.
When the two came out, Mai's eyes widened.
“Katsuya what happened?”
“(OO) I dunno, I dink Kaiba hit me...”
“You have a black eye! Kaiba, you jerk!”
“Hey, he said `put `em up cowboy', so I did.” Kaiba shrugged.
“(o.o) Well...I guess you brought it on by yourself, Katsuya.” Katsuya merely stared around, in a daze.
“And next shall be...Atemu and Otogi!” (A/N: Thanks to SilentMonkGirl for this idea!)
“(OO) BUT HE'S GAY!” Atemu wailed, pointing at Otogi. “And I'm...I'm not!”
“He does look a little happy, doesn't he?” Mokuba asked, looking at Otogi, misunderstanding `gay'. “You look kinda...afraid. Something wrong, Atemu?” Mokuba shrugged. “Oh well. INTO THE CLOSET, I SAY!”
“(OO) AWWWWWWW!”
SLAM!
Otogi smiled at Atemu in the dark.
“So, Atemu,” Otogi purred, his fingers trailing up the Pharaoh's leg.
“(OO)” Oh Ra...
“Wanna, ya know, do stuff?”
Stuff? STUFF? HOLY MOTHER OF RA AND OSIRIS! He's talking about...THE STUFF.
“And maybe...” Otogi slid next to Atemu, who was frozen with fear. “...have, ya know, fun?”
F-fun? Oh Ra, someone help me! Wait, is he...? OH MY RA, HE IS! HE'S TAKING IS CLOTHES OFF! OHRAOHRAOHRAOHRAOHRA! SOMEONE SAVE ME!
Outside...
“It's kinda quiet in there,” Malik told them, pressing his ear to the door. “Maybe - ”
“AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SOMEONE HELP ME!” Malik jumped back as Atemu threw himself at the door, clawing at the it in desperation.
“Come on, honey, don't be shy,” they heard Otogi purr.
“NOOOO! HELP! HE'S TRYING TO TAKE OFF MY PANTS AND - UMPH!”
(OO)
“Uh, it just became silent again...” Honda said, a bit nervously.
“Not really, sounds like Atemu's still trying to tear the door down.” Bakura commented
THUMP!
THUMP!
THUMP!
“ - LET ME OUT OF HERE!” Atemu screamed.
“(OO) Guys, I think that's enough,” Anzu told them.
“Nah, let him suffer,” Marik said, smirking. Obviously, Atemu had heard him.
“MARIK WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY! OH RA, GET AWAY FROM ME!” There was more of Atemu running into the door, until finally, when the `Ding!' came, Mokuba opened the door. Atemu came running out, disheveled.
SLAM!
“(OO) Atemu!” Yuugi gasped in horror as he and Marik started to beat the living hell out of each other.
“DIE, YOU USLESS SON OF A BITCH!” Atemu shrieked at Marik.
“GET THIS INSANE IDIOT OFF OF ME!”
“AND IDIOT AM I?”
PUNCH!
SOCK!
WHAM!
(OO)
“Oh dear,” Ryou murmured as Atemu went for Bakura next.