Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The HUGE Sleepover ❯ Seven Minutes in Heaven (Part Two) and I Never ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Chapter Six, Part Two of Seven Minutes in Heaven and I Never

“Okay, you scalawags!” Mokuba hollered after they had gotten Bakura calmed down. “The next candidates are Marik and Shizuka.”

“NOO! DAMN YOU TO HELL, MOKUBA KAIBA!” Marik roared.

“Don't talk to my brother that way!” Kaiba snapped.

“Fine.” Pause. “DAMN YOU TO HELL, YOU KAIBA'S!

“(-.-)”

They shoved Shizuka and Marik into the closet and silence ensued with Shizuka grinning at him. Then she turned on a flashlight, lighting under her chin, grinning.

“(OO) Gulp!” Marik backed into the wall, pressing against it in horror.

“Isn't it cute, Marik, how my brother, Jou is always fighting with Kaiba? I think it's adorable because they are always fighting about how we're dogs, but we're not really dogs. Sometimes I think Kaiba might like brother and the reason he calls Jou a dog is because my brother has big puppy brown eyes. I love my brother. I sometimes wish I could marry him, but then I reconsider, because I could never think of my brother that way. My brother is the best. He got money for my operation. Without him, I'd be blind. My brother has always been sweet to me. I think that sometimes he thinks of marrying me, too. I mean, why would he want Mai? She's too revealing. Why would any guy want that? Do you think he might also have a crush on Anzu? Naw, because Anzu and Bakura had sex, got a marriage license and are going to have a baby. That's why she eats pickles and ice cream all the time and - ”

Oh Ra, I'm going to be talked to death...Marik thought in horror.

“Aw, Mokuba!” Mai whined. “Why didn't you put Marik in with Anzu? I mean, sure, Bakura and Anzu were probably being intimate in the closet, but Marik still admitted he loves Anzu!”

“We weren't being intimate!” Anzu and Bakura roared in anger.

“Tsk,” Isis sighed, “crush my dreams and kick me in the ovaries.”

(oO)

(A/N: Don't remember where I got that from)

Bakura glanced at his abiou, who was just staring around, blinking. I should stop picking on Ryou, he decided. Ryou looked at him and smiled.

“I sure do enjoy breathing!” He told his yami, beaming.

How nice, Bakura thought, walking away, he has a hobby! Then, as he was walking, he noticed that Jou was staring at the wall. Raising an eyebrow, he goes over and stares at the wall as well. Malik blinked, watching the two stare and went over and stared as well. Atemu, curious, went over and glanced at the three, before staring at the wall as well. Kaiba had seen it all he raised an eyebrow just as Bakura had. He left, then came back with a newspaper and stood behind them.

WHAP, WHAP, WHAP, WHAP!

“There's my good deed of the day,” he said to himself, throwing the newspaper near Honda, who was sleeping. The four turned and seeing the newspaper near Honda, growled and pounced on him, beating the crap out of him. “It's been seven minutes.” He opened the door and Marik fell forward, having swirly eyes. Kaiba blinked and looked at Shizuka, who was still talking about her brother and love and everything else. “Hey, Katsuya.”

“Huh?” She blinked and turned to him, then grinned like a dope. “Has it been seven minutes all ready? Wow, time sure does fly by, huh?”

“(-.-) Yeah, sure,” Kaiba grunted. Especially when you're the one talking about nothing. He thought afterward. “Okay, Mokuba - you five, knock it off!” He shouted at Honda, Malik, Jou, Bakura, and Atemu.

“Fine, I think he's beaten up well enough anyway,” Bakura sneered, kicking Honda once more in the ribs, before leaving with the other three.

“Hey, that was mean!” Anzu told him, frowning in disapproval.

“Hey, that was mean!” Bakura mimicked. “Oh, puh-lease,” he rolled his eyes, “since when did you care for monkey boy over there?”

“Just a few minutes ago when you attacked him like wild wolves with rabies!”

“Are you trying to tell me something, Mazaki?”

“Yeah! That you're a monster! An animal! Inhuman!”

“You little bi - ”

“Hey!” Kaiba glared at him. “Watch your mouth. Who next, Mokuba?”

“Hmm...Miho and Honda!”

Everyone groaned, but Honda jumped up, suddenly full of energy and the two went in the closet.

Silence...

Bump, bump, bump.

Pant, pant, pant, pant, groan.

(Oo)

“Uh...Let's leave them alone, shall we?” Kaiba suggested. “What next game should we play?”

“I never! But I can't play, cos I'm underage,” he pouted.

“I'll have some Vodka sent into the other family room. Let's go.”

“Okay.”

They were all in the circle, waiting expectantly.

“Let's go clockwise, shall we?” Isis suggested.

“Of course,” Kaiba agreed hastily, ready to answer anything she asked. Isis merely grinned.

“I'll go first, then. I have never...had sex with a dog.” No one took a drink. “Thank god for that.”

“My turn!” Shizuka grinned. “I have never had sex.”

“Figures,” Bakura mumbled. He, Marik, Malik, Mai, Isis, Otogi, and Atemu took a drink. “When did you get laid, Pharaoh?”

“Women adore me!” He scoffed. Yuugi growled under his breath and Atemu gulped, shutting up.

“Right, whatever,” Bakura rolled his eyes.

“I have never made out wit my teddy bear!” Jou declared proudly. Yuugi blushed and he and Shizuka took a drink, both flushing. “Sis?”

“...I don't want to talk about it,” she whispered, her face red.

“Hmm...Let's see...” Malik tapped his chin. “I got it! I have never been interested in Anzu before!” He smirked over at Bakura, who just stared at him. Surprisingly, Yuugi, Ryou, Atemu, Jou, and Kaiba took a drink. “KAIBA?”

“It was in Duelist Kingdom!” He snapped. “And she was the smart one at the time. How she ended up doing stuff with that moron over there is beyond me.”

“What moron?” Bakura demanded, flaring up. “You talking about me, Mr. Hotshot!”

“Yeah, actually, I am.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah!”

“Suck on this, you self-centered prick!” And at that, Bakura gave him the finger. Kaiba just shot a dirty look at him.

“Right, whatever,” Marik cleared his throat. “I have never been in bed with a guy.”

Otogi, Mai, Isis, and Anzu took a drink. Everyone was staring at Anzu, ignoring Otogi briefly.

“They said in bed!” Anzu told them, spreading her hands out. “I mean, I might not have done anything, but I was in bed with someone!”

“Who was that?” Mai asked, curious. She blushed.

“Um...No one you know.”

“Oh yeah? I think otherwise.”

“Well, we weren't in a bed, but we were asleep.”

“Same, diff, who was it?” Anzu muttered someone. Mai leaned forward. “Who?”

“It was just Yuugi, that's all...”

“Aw!” Pause. “I thought maybe it was Bakura or Marik.”

“I DON'T LIKE HER, DAMMIT!” Marik roared in anger.

“Why'd you add me?” Bakura inquired, his eyes narrowing.

“Cos you slept with her, duh!”

“I did not!”

“That's not what Shizuka says.”

“Grr...”

“Anyway, it's your turn.”

Silence.

“All right, I have never thought of Mazaki in a sexual way.”

“(x.x) Good,” Anzu muttered to herself. Yuugi, Ryou, Atemu, Yuugi, and Marik took a drink.

“AH HA!” Mai stood up, pointing at Marik, who glared up at her. “You do like her!”

“I do not!”

“You do too! You thought of here having sex with you,right?”

“It's not my fault that when I was in the Shadow Realm with you that there was an image of your stupid friends at the beach and her in a bikini.”

(o.o'')

“(OO) Uh...Wow...” Mai sat back down, blinking rapidly. “Okay, whatever. Your turn, Ryou.”

“Hmm...I have never dressed up as a girl and am a girl.”

“So, in other words, you have not dressed up as a girl and you are not a girl?” Isis asked.

“Right.”

Otogi was the only one that drank. They stared at him, before shuddering.

“Okay,” Anzu peered up at the ceiling, then brightened. “I have never not worn panties with a skirt.” Mai drank, but no one else did.

“Meh, it was expected.” Jou said, shrugging.

“What's that supposed to mean, Jounouchi?” Mai demanded. He just blushed and backed down. “Ooh, you are in so much trouble!”

“Aww, Mai...”

“My turn, hehehe!” Atemu grinned. “I have never not been Pharaoh before.” Bakura, Malik, and Marik drank. “You have not!”

“Yes, we have.”

“You liars!”

“I am Pharaoh,” Bakura scoffed.

“The hell if you are!” Marik snapped. “I am!”

“No, I am,” Malik told them, glowering. For a long time, they just stared sinisterly at each other, before going `humph!'.

(o.o?)

“Right...” Yuugi sighed. “I have never been slapped on the butt by a woman.” Malik, Marik, Bakura, Kaiba, and a hesitant Atemu took a drink.

“My turn!” Otogi squealed in happiness. “I have never had hairy legs for more than a week since I was thirteen!”

Pause.

Anzu took a drink, glancing around.

“Way to go, Anzu,” Otogi congratulated, grinning. “We hairless wonders deserve such almighty legs!”

(sweat drop)

“I have never had a grade below an A -,” Kaiba informed them pointedly. Everyone took a drink, except Atemu, who just blinked.

“What's an A -?” He queried dumbly.

“Er, a grade.” Yuugi replied.

“For what?”

“Anything, I guess.”

“Oh...Okay.”

“Have you had one?”

“Er, I don't quite understand this grade thing. I never got graded.”

“(U.U) Never mind, Atemu.”

“Back to me, I guess,” Isis announced. “I have never not had an annoying brother.”

Everyone drank.

“Hmm, I have never had an annoying brother,” Shizuka countered. Once again, everyone drank, even Kaiba.

“You think I'm annoying, big brother?” Mokuba squeaked out tearfully.

“No, you weren't, not until you blackmailed me and then I got blackmailed because of that.”

“(o.o) Good reason,” was all he said to his brother, who nodded mutely.

“I have never eaten dog food before!” Jou proclaimed with satisfaction. The others just blinked, while Kaiba snorted.

“Yeah, right, Katsuya. Try another one.”

“I HAVEN'T!”

“I have,” Shizuka interrupted, taking a drink.

“So have I,” Yuugi, Ryou, and Atemu added. Jou smirked.

“Ha!” Kaiba merely rolled his eyes.

“This is getting boring,” Mokuba whined. “Let's play a different game.”

“Like what?” Isis asked kindly.

“Like...Truth or Dare! Or Suck and Blow! Or - or - or Twister!”

“(oO) I think the kid just thought up all the games we're going to be doing.” Mai remarked and glanced at the clock. “Wow, only nine.”

“I guess we have a lot of time, huh?” Anzu stretched, standing up.

“Uh huh. This is probably the best sleepover I've been to.” Anzu nodded in reply. “Or will be.”

“What's Suck and Blow?” Marik asked, grinning, interested.

“It's when you pass a piece of paper around with your mouth,” Mokuba responded, grinning. “Wanna play it?”

“Yes,” Kaiba decided, hoping he could pass it to Isis. “Let's.” (A/N: Thanks to `hahahahahaha' for the idea of this game. I didn't even know it existed until now.) Mai jerked Anzu back in her seat and Isis shoved Marik away next to Malik, so Bakura had to sit next to Anzu. Mai pouted, but said nothing.

“After we're done playing games,” Mokuba continued, taking a small piece of paper out, “we can go in the sauna or hot tubs.”

Hot tubs, ahhh, everyone thought in bliss.

Hot tubs! Oh, yay, maybe I can get a feel at Mai or Jou. Or even Ryou, Bakura, or Atemu! Otogi thought in enthusiasm, grinning to himself.

Will Mai make Marik and Anzu come together? Will Isis make Bakura and Anzu together? Is Otogi a freaky groper? Are Honda and Miho sex fanatics? Will they ever stop screwing in the closet? Will this fic be done soon? Will I never shut up? All will be answered on the next chapter of The HUGE Sleepover! DUT NUH NUH NUN!