Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Invasion ❯ Chaos without a Cause ( Chapter 4 )

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Part 4 Chaos without a Cause

(Kaiba Corp)

Stormtrooper 1: This way. *leads group into the lab*

Yami Bakura: *laughs to self* You poor fools don't know what you're up against!

Stormtrooper 2: We know where you live.

Yami Bakura: Then where do I live?

Stormtrooper 3: We're not telling.

Yami Bakura: So that's the game, is it?

Stormtrooper 4: Yes, I'll take big scary morons for 200.

Stormtrooper 1: Answer is: he thinks he's a big scary guy.

Stormtrooper 4: Who is that guy? *points to yami bakura*

Stormtrooper 1: Correct.

*stormtroopers snicker*

Yami Bakura: Errr…enough talk, now the fun begins! *laughs in his evil voice*

Stormtroopers: We're not afraid of you! *begin firing their blasters at yami bakura*

*the blasts disappear on contact*

Stormtrooper 1: Ok, who put the fake blasters in the cargo unit?

Stormtrooper 5: Oops, sorry sir.

*stormtrooper 1 blasts stormtrooper 5 but it doesn't work*

*stormtroopers fall down*

Yami Bakura: Now you all die! *makes a Blue Eyes White Dragon appear*

*the BEWD lets out a mighty roar, leans over, and scoops up all the stormtroopers into its ferocious jaws*

Stormtroopers: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*BEWD swallows them*

Yami Bakura: *laughs like a maniac* Foolish mortals!

*all the sudden, BEWD hunches over in pain, grabbing at its throat*

*the BEWD falls and lies motionless*

Yami Bakura: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

*Darth Vader enters into the light, with his usual evil breathing noises*

Vader: Don't press your luck, Bakura. I know very well what your intentions are. I have traveled the entire galaxy looking for the Millennium Items as well.

Yami Bakura: You may not be a mortal, but you're still a foolish immortal!

Vader: *whips out lightsaber* Care to repeat that?

*the Millennium Ring shifts into a golden lightsaber*

*a classic lightsaber fight begins*

*as the fight continues back outside, the Millennium Falcon appears overhead and comes in for a landing*

Vader: Crap, they've come to get me!

Yami Bakura: You're finished, Vader!

*the hatch to the spacecraft opens and a mysterious figure runs out and fires his blaster at Yami Bakura* *the tomb robber falls*

Vader: Huh?

*figure unveils its helmet and it's the one and only Luke Skywalker*

Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you.

Vader: I know that, son.

Luke: Han, Leia, Chewie, R2, come on down!

Vader: You are the first 4 contestants on The Price is Right!

*The Price is Right stage suddenly pops up and the classic characters line up at the contestants row*

Vader: Let's see the first item up for bids!

Luke: A beautiful new vacuum cleaner!

*applause*

Luke: Yes, it's a vacuum cleaner…ok Vader!

Vader: Han Solo, what do you bid?

Han: I have a funny feeling about this show.

Vader: Shut up and bid!

Han: I don't need a vacuum cleaner; I have droids to do the cleaning.

C3PO: Oh the humanity!

Vader: Bid anyway.

Han: What is this, eBay?

Luke: *checks contract* According to this, it is.

Han: I bid nothing. In fact…

*suddenly, Yugi, Tea, Joey, and Tristan all emerge from their Star Wars costumes*

Joey: Ha, fooled ya!

Vader: WHAT IS THIS???

Yugi: We're baaaaaaaaack!

Tea: Payback time.

Tristan: Yeah!

Joey: Tristan, shut up, that's so old.

Tristan: You're older than me…

*Joey falls down*

*Joey and Yugi take out their decks*

Joey: Time to kick butt!

*Vader and Luke burst out laughing*

Luke: Oh we're scared of cardboard!

Vader: Careful not to get too close to the edges, they may try and cut us! *laughs harder*

Yugi: Go Dark Magician!

*dark magician appears in real life*

Joey: Go Axe Raider!

*axe raider appears next to dark magician*

*Vader holds his saber steady while Luke draws his handmade green lightsaber*

Joey: Go axe raider, attack!

*axe raider swings its axe at Luke*

*Luke swings his saber and cuts the weapon in two*

Yugi: Dark Magic attack!

*dark magician flashes the attack, Vader counters, stopping it with the Force*

Yugi: Go Summoned Skull!

*summoned skull appears*

Yugi: Lightning strike!

*summoned skull fires its lightning streaks at Luke*

*Luke swings his saber, deflecting the streaks*

*one of them blasts Vader's helmet off*

Tea: AHHHHHHHH, IT'S HIDEOUS!!!

*it's really Yoda's head*

Yoda: How did I get in this body, hmmm?

Luke: Master Yoda???

Yoda: Luke, what the hell is going on here?!

Luke: You were quite drunk when it happened.

Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, feel as good you will not!

Luke: *bows* I'm sorry master.

Joey: Go Red Eyes Black Dragon!

*wouldn't you know it, REBD appears!*

Joey: Inferno Fireblast!

*red eyes powers up its attack*

Yoda: Luke, your weapon I must have!

*Luke hands lightsaber to Yoda*

*Yoda turns sideways as if at bat and gets into a stance*

*red eyes fires*

*Yoda swings the lightsaber*

Luke: Oh I can't watch! *turns away*

Tea: Ha ha, crush em guys!

*with amazing posture in the motion, Yoda sends the blast back and takes out Tea*

Yugi: Great job! You did it Yoda!

Yoda: A Jedi's strength flows from the force….

Yugi: You got rid of the annoying b****!

Joey: Huh? You say something, Yug?

Yugi: I said, you got rid of the b****!

Tristan: It must be that editor again….

*the PA turns on*

*Kaiba can be heard*

Kaiba: Congratulations, Yugi. You've not only gotten rid of Tea, but you have also found your way into my private headquarters. I don't know how you escaped the fierce storm that has swept away Domino City, but the worst is yet to come! *he laughs maniacally*

Yugi: Kaiba's invention must be the cause of this madness!

Yoda: We can only hope. Clouded this boy's mind is.

Luke: Do we have a chance, master Yoda?

Yoda: Uncertain is the future, but lost all is not.

Joey: Then let's go! I'm ready for anything Kaiba throws our way!

Yugi: Right Joey!

*they all race off searching for Kaiba*

Part 4 is finally done! That took a while…anyway, I hope you liked it! Review if you want!