Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Princess Bride Yu-Gi-Oh Style ❯ The Pit of Dispair and Kisara's Dream ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

The Pit of Despair and Kisara's Dream

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!

Me: Okay everyone I know a lot of Kaiba fangirls are going to ticked at me for this chapter. But let's look on the bright side… he's shirtless.

Random Person 3- O_O Um okay… thanks for the review!

Me: On with the fic.

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Seto wakes up and sees the son of Mr. Skullhead… eh… eh? *Notices that Seto and Skull boy are glaring at her. * Okay in all seriousness he sees Bonz.

Seto: Where am I?

Bonz: *In a raspy voice* The Pit of Despair. Don't even *starts to gag then starts to speak in a normal voice. * Don't even think about escaping. The chains are far too thick and don't dream about getting rescued either. The only way in is a secret. And only the prince, the count, and I know how to get in and out.

Seto: So I'm here till I die?

Bonz: Yeah well till they kill ya.

Seto: Then what's the point of healing me?

Bonz: Um uh I forgot.

Seto: -_-; *He would've done the anime fall if he wasn't chained. * So I'm guessing its torture. I can handle that.

Bonz: No you can't.

Seto: Yeah I can.

Bonz: No you can't.

Seto: Fine… oh by the way, exactly who was the wuss who resorted to wearing a cheesy costume to get Locator Cards at my Tournament?

Bonz: Um that was m… You little son of a…

Seto: Don't even dare insult my mother!

Now we get back to Kisara and she looks very sad.

Stephen: She's been like that ever since the Fire Swamp. It's my father's failing health that's upsetting her.

Lector: Wha? Oh yeah sure. *Starts to read Anime Insider. *

Stephen: Hey that's mine! Gimme!

Lector: What is the magic word ya highness?

Solomon: (Off screen) The King died that very night, and before the following dawn, Kisara and Stephen were married. And at noon, she met her subjects again this time as their Queen.

Stephen: My father's final words were…

Mokuba: Hold it, hold it grandpa!

Stephen stops mid-sentence and glares off-screen.

(Now we see Mokuba and Solomon.)

Mokuba: You read that wrong. She doesn't marry Stephen, she marries Seto. I'm sure of it. After all that Seto did for her, if she doesn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair!

Solomon: Now where does it say life is fair? Where is it written? Life isn't always fair.

Mokuba: I'm telling you, you're messing up the story! Now get it right!

Solomon: Do you want me to go on with this?

Mokuba: Yes.

Solomon: Alright then no interruptions… At noon she met her subjects again, this time as their queen.

Stephen: *Mutters* Stupid kid. *Gets pelted with rocks thrown by some Mokuba fangirl. *

Mokuba Fangirl: Revenge! Revenge! *Gets hit by a rock*

Me: Is it just me or does she belong to one of the reviewers? Oh I'll figure it out. *I drag the Mokuba fangirl away.*

Stephen: *Is K.Oed* @_@

Lector: His fatha's last words were, "Love her as I love her and there will be joy." Now I present to y'all, Queen Kisara.

Kisara is now wearing an even more fancy dress and as she walks someone is booing her. Apparently it's some young woman and she looks kind of familiar. Doesn't she belong to another reviewer?

Kisara: Why do you this?

???: Because you had love in your hands and you gave it up!

Kisara: But they would've killed Seto if I hadn't done it!

???: Your true love lives and you marry another. Also I can't marry him because I have no clue where he is!

??? tries to attack Kisara but gets a tranq in the neck.

???: I'm sleepy.

Me: I swear she belongs to one of the reviewers. I'll figure it out soon. *Drags the lady away*

Kisara: O_O

With that Kisara wakes up.

Solomon: It was ten days till the wedding. The king still lived but Kisara's nightmares were growing steadily worse… and stranger.

Mokuba: ^_^ See? Didn't I tell you she would never marry that rotten Stephen?

Solomon: -_-; Yes you're very smart now shut up.

Kisara bursts into Stephen's chambers.

Kisara: It comes to this: I love Seto. I always have. I know I always will. If you tell me I must marry you in ten days, please believe I'll be dead by morning.

Stephen: I could never cause you grief. The wedding is off. *To Lector* You did return this Seto to his ship? Wink, wink

Lector: Sir you just said Wink, wink.

Stephen: No I didn't… raise middle finger.

(A/N I don't own that scene.)

Lector: Yeah I returned Seto to his ship.

Stephen: Then we'll simply alert him. *To Kisara* Beloved. Are you certain he still wants you? It was you who did the leaving in the Fire Swamp. Not to mention that pirates are not men of their words.

Kisara: My Seto will always come for me.

Stephen: I suggest a deal. You write four copies of a letter. I'll send my four fastest ships. One in each direction. The Dread Pirate Roberts is always close to Florin this time of year. We'll run up the white flag and deliver your message. If Seto wants you, bless you both. If not… consider me an alternative to suicide. Are we agreed?

Kisara Nods.

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Me: Woo who! Finally updated. Very sorry for the short chapter. Now to my reviewers, if you know the people I had to knock out this chapter, please pick up these people. R/R and I'll see ya soon!