Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ So.... *gasp* hungry.... *dies* ( Chapter 17 )

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Marik: Guess what…

Psycho: O.o what?

Marik: I HAVE A PRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho: Yeah practically ALL you stupid bishies have a present today! No presents for the authoress though!! No! Not me!!

Bakura: Stop whining

Malik: Yeah your reviewers aren't going to feel sorry for you or anything

Psycho: *rolls eyes* You're just SO sympathetic aren't you

Marik: Get on with it! I wanna open my present

Psycho: *glumly* OKAY OKAY. Ahem… from your most loyal fangirl, Mary Ann, she offers you a book called "How to take over the world without leaving the bedroom" … very kinky indeed…

Marik: I'LL be taking that… *runs off to find Mary Ann*

Psycho: ……. Right. Next. JOEY gets a GIGANTIC KISS from HIS most loyal fangirl… Emily… a.k.a joeyrules.

Joey: n_n … nice kiss… ^_^ *goes to find Emily*

Psycho: Okay you're all disappearing on me here but hey. Next, Lady_Washu has a present for Yami which goes something like this… Washu: *whispers the present in yami's ear* Yami:*turns beet red and takes Washu's hand.* Washu/Yami: *run off to find a more "private" room*. There.

Yami: Well… that's very sexy.

Washu: ^_^

Psycho: She also offers EVERY bishie a pair of leather slacks with no butt in them, just to please us fangirls!! Aww… that's sweeeeet… ^_^

Pegasus: Do I get a gift?

Psycho: INDEED YOU DO!!!!!!!! And I'm hoping it will do you some good too… the following are all from F_D_C2003: For Pegasus: A new hair style! She claims to have found the perfect hair stylist for him that will chop off all that ugly hair and make him look just a tiny bit normal. For Marik and Malik: Lots of high-tech torturing gizmos and knives/daggers to kill Mai and Duke with. For Mai, Téa, and Duke (cuz none of us like them) a big fat kick in the rump and her super fireballs straight their asses! [ouch!] Seto can have F_D_C's step brother since Mokuba has disappeared off the face of the earth and is a drug addict. For Ryou: a kitty! A little white kitten with black tail and black ears and blue eyes and a big CUDDLE!! *huggles Ryou*. To Bakura: the same only its black with white ears and a white tail and blue eyes. For Yami and Yugi: a lifetime supply of mega hold hair spray! And lastly but certainly not least [we should be first on the list!] to all of us authoresses: 1 genie each that grants us all 3 wishes for anything for all of our hard work!!!!!!

Bakura: Phew that's a lot of presents!

Psycho: I know, FDC is SO generous it's not funny! But she's one of my bestest friends who understands my obsession for Yu-Gi-Oh ^_^ along with Lady_Washu and Emily. Now we have MORE presents… from…. *checks gift-list* Kitsune Motou. She gives Seto HERSELF wrapped in a box... and then he opens the box, becomes surprised and then the box turns into a bed and then they make passionate love… at least that's what her review said e_e

Kaiba: Okay what is it with people giving me SEX?

Psycho: Duh. You're hot.

Kaiba: Point accepted. Thanks Kitsune!!! *goes off and makes passionate love to her*

Pegasus: So… who's the host for this chapter today?

Psycho: Me of course

Pegasus: ;_;

Psycho: Just get over it!! Now, on with the fic!!!

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Psycho: And your plan is?

Mary Ann: Well, since Malik is the gardener and I am a sorceress, I can turn any of his plants into a man-eating plant and it can eat up all the Night Demons! Easy as!

LW: Hmmm… doesn't sound like a half bad plan to me! ^.^

Miko-chan: I'll go get Malik!

Mary Ann: And I'll go and get my spellbook!

*they return shortly with Malik and the spellbook*

Miko-chan: Malik! You need to go and find the biggest and ugliest plant you can that has a flower on it in the garden and bring it back to us quickly! Go my love! Run!

Malik: YES!!! TO THE GARDEN I GO!!! *skips away gaily to find a flowery plant* *returns with a plant that has tulip-like flowers and thorns on it*

Mary Ann: *starts chanting*

Thorny plant: *grows into massive man-eating monstrous plant with arms and legs and salivating fangs*

Psycho: *in Mr. Burns' voice* Excellent.

Mary Ann: *again starts chanting*

Plant: *multiplies until there is a whole army of them*

Mary Ann: GO MY RABID BEASTS OF THE GARDEN!!!! ATTACK THE NIGHT DEMONS WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH!!!!!!!!

Army of plants: RRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!! *charges to the… the…*

Bakura: OH FOR THE LOVE OF RA!!!!!!!!

Psycho: It's the Anzus that we brought back with us to 2003 from 4904 in the last couple of chapters!!!!!!!

Anzus: That's right and we are getting revenge!!!!!!!! REVENGE IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: *comes riding in on a Unicorn galloping really fast and is holding a Dark Magician scepter* ATTACK!!!!!!!!

Psycho: ATTTACK!!!!!!!!! *charges at the Anzus and then realizes she has nothing to defend herself with* AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH MAN I'M STUPID!!!!!!!!

Bakura: I will save you!!! *makes a dive for Psycho*

Ryou: *howling like Tarzan and swinging in from a rope which is attached to… um… a random tree? O.o*

FDC: RYOU! DOWN HERE BABY! SAVE ME!!

LW: OH THE HORROR!!! *gets saved by Yami who is fluttering around with fairy wings* What the hell? How did you get wings?

Yami: Emiri gave them to me.

LW: Oh… well that's okay! ^.^ Take us away to the land of err… passionate lovemaking!!

Yami: With pleasure

Psycho: Hey I wanna go there too!!!

Bakura: The bedroom isn't called the `bed' room for nothing…

Psycho: Naughty boy! Go to my room!

Bakura: As you wish, my princess. *takes Psycho to her royal bedroom*

Mary Ann: HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! MARIK!!!!!!!!!!

Marik: Hm?

Mary Ann: Get over here! Screw fighting in this war! Screw me instead!

Marik: O.O *swoops down on his Unicorn and picks up Mary Ann*

Miko-chan: *to Malik* Well, don't just stand there!

Malik: What else am I supposed to do then?

Miko-chan: Kiss me you idiot!

Malik: Oh, right! *kisses Miko-chan*

Joey: *is running around like a puppy on all fours*

Emily: O.o uh…. Yeah…. *puts Joey on a leash* Come on puppy, let's get outa here *leads Joey back to the castle*

Emiri: *is idling around waiting for Yugi to come and get her*

Yugi: Hey there you are!! Come aboard my unicorn and let's be free of the Anzus forever!!

*by this time the man-eating plants have gobbled up all the Anzus*

*4 hours later*

Pegasus: Well I must say Mary Ann, your plan really did work rather well.

Mary Ann: Shut up I don't need to hear your opinion

Marik: And you did it all without the help of your cheese Rod!

Mary Ann: *pokes out tongue*

Kitsune & Kaiba: *emerge from a room with their clothes all ruffled and hair all messy*

Bakura: *to Psycho* Two guesses where they've been.

Psycho: I guess they were doing what we were doing, huh Bakura?

Bakura: *blushes*

*snoring is heard*

FDC: Ryou, wake up!

Ryou: Huh? Wha..? *wakes up on a couch with FDC lying on top of him*

King Duke & Queen Mai: *walk into the room with everyone else*

Duke: Congratulations… you saved us from the Night De- *gets cut off by Marik*

Marik: *lunges at King Duke and cuts his head off*

Everyone: ((((O________O))))

Psycho: ALRIGHT!!! GO MARIK!!!

Bakura: Is this my cue to do Mai over too?

Psycho: What do you mean by `doing her over'???

Bakura: You know, killing her!

Mai: *is weeping for her husband King Duke*

Bakura: Later! *chops Mai in half*

All: YAY!!!!!!!!! THE DIAMOND PALACE IS OURS TO RULE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

Emiri: So what about me? Aren't I apparently a countess of another land?

Psycho: Who cares? King Duke and Queen Mai are dead now so you can be whatever you want!

Malik: YAY!!! I don't have to be a gardener anymore!!!

Emily: But someone has to do the gardening!

Psycho: The garden can do itself!!!

Joey: Eeewww…

Kitsune: You have a sick mind Joey

*a puff of smoke and three weird beings appear. Psycho, FDC and Lady_Washu instantly recognize them*

Psycho: HEY NYOKO!!!!! I was wondering where you were!!!! *runs to glomp a girl with pink cats ears, long pink hair in a ponytail and two fluffy pink tails with white tips on the ends. She also has yellow cat's eyes*

Nyoko: Yeah well, I've been locked inside your Millennium Shoe for the entire fanfiction. I only recently asked Bakura to untie the shoelaces and let me out.

Bakura: You did?

Nyoko: Don't tell me you don't remember!! I'm Psycho's Yami!!

Bakura: Oh that's right

FDC: RavenFire!!!!!!!! You're finally back!! *runs to glomp the other girl that has long black hair, a fluffy black tail, elf ears and has yellow eyes too*

RavenFire: Yes, I am back! I bribed Ra into letting me out of your Millennium Earplug by saying that I would let him have all the gold in Egypt. He's so stupid sometimes.

Ra: *appears* I heard that

RavenFire: =___________=;;

FDC: I have a Millennium Earplug?

RavenFire: Yeah well, in your fic the Realm of the Psychos you had skittles pouring out of your ears didn't you?

Psycho: Yeah and I made little pixies come out of the skittles!

FDC: Oh yeah that's right…. Hehehe. I guess that's logical how I have a Millennium Earplug.

Malik: *to RavenFire* So you're FDC's yami?

RavenFire: Correct

Malik: So who's that? *points to the third person who happens to be a rather good looking male*

Lady_Washu: He's MY yami!!! His name is Dark_Warrior

Dark_Warrior: Hi

Emily: Hey! Does that mean that I can bring my yami into this fic too?! O.O

Psycho: Sure why not

*another puff of smoke and a girl appears*

Emily: ^___________^ This is my yami, Yami Emily. Original name, huh?

Joey: O.O so now there are TWO of you?! I COULD GET USED TO THIS!!!!

Marik: OKAAAAAAAY. So now that practically every female in this fic has introduced her yamis to us, can we end this chapter?

Mary Ann: Someone's a grump today!

Marik: I'm just tired. You took it all out of me!

Bakura: Okay that was more than we needed to hear Ishtar!!

Nyoko & RavenFire: WE WANT SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitsune: Well, since I'm officially still the princess of this castle, follow me and I will get you some sugar.

All fangirls and bishounens: YAY FOR SUGAR!!!!!! *follows Kitsune down a dark… scary… damp stairwell…. WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!*

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Okay well guys I hoped you liked that chapter. I know it's been AGES since I've updated this… but I had to do it all on my own! Plus I've been updating my other fics which I really shouldn't have started in the first place but I couldn't resist… SO!!! The next chapter probably won't be up for a while, but you can read my other fics in the meantime if you like!!!