Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line is it Anyway ❯ 60 Second Alphabet ( Chapter 7 )

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After Laria revives Malik, without the use of her Notebook, It's time to continue the show. Yani, Seto, and Malik play 60 second Alphabet before coming to the still nameless game.

Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.04.2005 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 528 | Status: Work In Progress

Chapter Seven:

60 Second Alphabet

Malik laid on a couch back stage still unconscious. Laria, Yani, and Atemu stood around him, while everyone else was off taking a break.

“Malik?” Yani asked poking him.

“Jeez Yani,” Laria sighed, “Did you have to be so rough with him?”

“Gods, I didn't mean too,” Yani pouted.

“So...” Atemu said looking Malik over, “Is he dead?”

“No, he's not dead.”

“Damn,” Atemu cursed, “I want his cards.”

“What are you going to steal his cards after he dies?” Yani asked.

“No,” Atemu answered, “He said I could have them.”

“I see.”

“Uh, Lar,” Seto came backstage looking uneasy, “You'd better hurry up, the audience is getting restless.”

“Ok, I'll fix that,” Laria said taking out her notebook. She wrote something down and snapped her fingers. Ryou appeared wearing tight leather pants and a loose, low cut moron shirt.

“Ack!” Ryou squeaked, looking down at his outfit, “Laria! How could you!?”

“What?” Laria asked innocently, “You look good in that outfit.”

Ryou stared at the Authoress with wide eyes as he tried to cover himself with his arms.

“Ok, Seto,” Laria grinned, “Take him out there, that'll entertain them.”

Seto grabbed Ryou's arm and dragged him to the stage.

“NO!!” Ryou screamed as he struggled to get away from the CEO.

“Alright,” Yani said as Ryou's scream was drowned out by the Fan Girl's cheers. “Back to Malik.”

“I can wake him up,” Laria grinned getting on her knees by Malik.

“Can't you use your notebook to do it?” asked Yani.

“Yeah,” Laria shrugged, “But what fun would that be?”

Yani and Atemu sighed. Laria leaned in close to Malik, right up to his ear. She took a deep breath.

“GET UP!”

“Africa!” Malik shrieked as her sat up quickly.

“Good, now we can continue,” said Laria.

“Continue what?” Malik asked, looking around dazed.

“The show, remember?”

“Oh...”

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“Welcome back to `Whose Line is it Anyway?'” Atemu said as everyone gathered on stage again. “The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yup, the points don't mean a thing. Just like a calculator in English class.”

“Unless it was a calculator you could write on,” said Malik.

“Like the one you have hikari?” Marik asked from the audience.

“The one we used to talk to each other on?” asked Yani.

“Yeah,” Marik grinned.

“I've read those conversations,” Malik made a face, “Nasty!”

“Only in some parts.”

“Shhh, that's our secret.”

Marik and Yani snickered.

“Ok,” Atemu said until that conversation went any further, “Moving onto our next game… 60 second alphabet!”

“Hey Pharaoh,” said Seto, “Did you know that the alphabet song and `Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' have the same tune.”

Atemu paused and thought about it for a second.

“It does!”

Everyone sighed.

“This game is for Seto, Yani, and Malik,” Atemu said, those three came up, “You guys have to make a scene—“

“We always have to make a scene!” Seto complained.

“Hey I didn't write them!”

“Lar!”

“Don't look at me!” Laria said, “That's how it is in the show.”

“ANYWAYS! You have to make up a scene—“

“I think we established this,” Malik muttered, Atemu glared at him.

“But each time you start a new sentence it has to begin with the next letter of the alphabet.” Atemu turned to the audience, “Starting with what letter?”

“S!” said Lovely.

“D!” suggested Mike.

“X!” Bakurasgurl1989 said.

“M!” Kadia midori said.

“Ok, M,” said Atemu turning back to the players, “Your scene is, in Math Class, Yani is desperately trying to get help on her work, starting with the letter M.”

“Malik,” Yani asked, “did you get your homework done?”

“Nope,” Malik answered simply.

“Oh, I need help on it.”

“Perhaps Kaiba can help,” Malik suggested.

“Quiet,” Seto said irritably, “The teachers trying to talk.”

“Right, can you help me on my homework?” Yani asked.

“Silence,” sneered Seto.

“Touchy, Touchy,” said Malik.

“University of Michigan!” Yani said randomly.

“Very good.” Malik smiled.

“What are you guys talking about?” asked Seto.

“Xylophone music,” Malik blurted out.

“Yeah I hear it too!” said Yani.

“Zach!” said Seto, “don't play the xylophone in Math Class!”

“Alright can some one help me now?” asked Yani.

“Be patient!” said Seto.

“Can't,” sighed Yani, “I really need to get this done.”

“Don't worry,” Malik said comfortingly.

“Ever do your homework Malik?” asked Seto.

“Five days ago,” Malik said thoughtfully.

“Gods,” Seto sighed.

“Hey Kaiba,” said Yani.

“It's Seto.”

“Jeez, what does it matter?”

“Kaiba loves Ryou!!!!” Laria blurted out from the audience.

“LAR!!!”

“Me thinks it's the end of the game,” Malik said looking around.

“Yup,” said Atemu, “Great job everyone.”

“Atemu, did they make it?” Laria asked as the players went back to their seats.

“Huh?”

“You were timing it weren't you?”

“Uhh...” Atemu looked around nervously, “Yes...”

“Atemu!” Laria exclaimed, “Gods!”

“Sorry I forgot I had to time it!”

“Its ok,” Laria sighed, “Just give out the points.”

“100 points to Joey for not saying anything this entire chapter,” Atemu said looking over at the blond who was sleeping in his chair. Yani poked him.

“Cheesecake!” Joey said waking up.

“CHESECAK!!” Yani said with a psychotic look. Joey shrieked, not knowing what was going on.

“Great job mutt.” Laria said sighed, coming down from the audience.

“MUST HAVE CHESECAK!” Yani exclaimed still looking psychotic.

“Grrr...” Laria scowled taking a squirt gun out of no where and spraying Yani with Holy Water. Yani screamed.

“IT BURNS!!!” Yani cried, hiding behind her chair shaking.

“You may continue now,” Laria smirked, putting the squirt gun away.

“I would,” said Atemu, “But I'm back to the game with no name.”

“Hey, that rhymed,” said Malik.

“Alright, skip it, and we'll come back to it after the commercials,” Laria grinned evilly, “Before the hoedown!”

Laria laughed manically and there was a flash of lighting.

“Damn lights!” Laria growled as the lights flashed again, “Mokuba!”

“You called?” Mokuba asked coming out from back stage.

“Yes, tell my slaves that during the break we need the lights fixed.”

“I'll get Yugi and Serenity on it,” Mokuba said heading back stage again as the lights continued to flash.

“What did you enslave everyone?” Seto asked.

“Not everyone,” Laria said with another evil grin, “Just the little people.”

“Alright, sense Laria is scaring me; we'll be going to a commercial break, so I can go hide in my trailer.” Atemu said running off back stage, the lights flashed yet again.

“You can't hide in there forever Pharaoh!” Laria laughed evilly as all the lights went out covering the stage in darkness.