Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Wingzero's Yu-Gi-Oh Outtakes ❯ Yugi's Little Secret: Confessions ( Chapter 2 )

Yamis: *searching everywhere for Seto*

Wingzero: If he's not in the studio, at his company, or at work, then where can he be?

Yugi: *shrugs*

Ryou: Did you try his school?

Joey: Why would he want to go to school?

Yugi: Because no one would bother looking for him there.

Wingzero: DS said she already searched there.

Ryou: Oh.

Wingzero: *pauses to think* /DS have you tried the reviews?/

DS: //On it.//

Malik: Well?

Wingzero: They're still looking.

DS: //Found him. Be back in a few minutes.//

Wingzero: She found him and they'll be a few minutes.

Malik: *snickers*

Ryou: Oh dear.

Yugi: …………………

Joey: *rolling on the floor laughing*

Disclaimer: Don't we all wish we owned Yu-Gi-Oh.

Scene: ~Oh no, a deaf Yugi!!!~

Yami: YOU'RE WHAT?????

Yugi: I think ……………………… I'm deaf.

Wingzero: -- Cut!!

Scene: ~Never piss off a high school student bearing heavy books.~

Yami: *rolling on the floor laughing*

Yugi: HUMPH!!! *throws a HEAVY book at Yami before storming off the set*

Yami: x_x

Scene: ~It's hard to find good help these days.~

Yami: YOU'RE WHAT?????

Yugi: I'm……………….

<Random light crashes VERY close to Yami.>

Yami: o.o

Wingzero: BULMA!!! Quit messing with the lighting.

Bulma: Sorry!

Scene: ~No comments.~

Yugi: I'm half boy-half girl.

Yami: …………. *glomps Yugi*

Scene: ~Busted.~

Mokuba: *sticks his head out the door*

Seto: You are SOOOO grounded!!

Mokuba: *pouts*

Wingzero: AHEM!! Stick to the script!

Mokuba: Then I'm not grounded?

Wingzero: Of course not.

Seto: --

Scene: ~Mokuba, sings?~

Mokuba: *sticks his head out the door*

Seto: Mokuba, isn't it past your bed time.

Mokuba: *sings* Seto and Yugi sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G…….

Seto: Don't you dare even think about it.

Yugi: *blushes a bright red*

Scene: ~Who forgot to set his alarm clock?~

Mokuba: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Seto: *walks past Mokuba's door and pauses*

Wingzero: Next time, we should really set his alarm clock.

Scene: ~Note to self: get a lighter backpack.~

Yami: Oh Ra, why me? *look up pleadingly at the ceiling*

Yugi: HOW COULD YOU!!! *grabs his emergency backpack and falls over with a thud* ACK!

Yami: Shouldn't you be running out of the house?

Yugi: Oh really? --

Scene: ~Children, eh?~

Yami: Oh Ra, why me? *look up pleadingly at the ceiling* I don't want to have any children!

Yugi: Who said I can bear children?

Wingzero: >=) I did.

Yugi: >.<

Scene: ~Yami, the dog.~

Yami: Oh Ra, why me? *look up pleadingly at the ceiling*

Yugi: HOW COULD YOU!!! *grabs his emergency backpack and runs out the door*

Yami: YUGI! WAIT! *runs after Yugi*

Wingzero: CUT!!

Scene: ~Possessive, aren't we?~

Yugi: *whispers* Can I come in?

Seto: Sure. *hentai grin*

Yugi: O.O

Yami: *runs onto the set and strangles the billionaire*

Seto: Ack…… need ……….air!

Wingzero: *gets up and pries the furious pharaoh off Seto*

Scene: ~XO Gah, he flirts?~

Yugi: *whispers* Can I come in?

Seto: *bats his eyes* Oh please do.

Wingzero: NO FLIRTING SETO!!!

DS: *holds back a fuming Yami*

Scene: ~Bed troubles.~

Yugi: *whispers* Can I come in?

Seto: ………………. If you hop in the sac with me.

Wingzero: SETO!!!

DS: *smirks evilly before letting go of Yami*

Yami: *runs straight towards Seto and strangles the billionaire AGAIN*

Scene: ~Wouldn't that be nice?~

Seto: You should really change. You could get sick.

Yami: That would be nice.

Seto: Nice would be watching you.

Yami: THAT DOES IT!!! *maims Seto and carries Yugi back to their house*

Scene: ~Not again!!!~

Seto: You should really change. You could get sick. *pulls a skin tight outfit out of thin air*

Yugi: I don't think Yami would allow me to wear that.

Seto: *pouts*

Yami: *runs onto the set and rips the outfit into a million pieces, then proceeds to maim Seto*

Scene: ~Seto the nurse!!!!~

Seto: You should really change. You could get sick.

Yugi: That would be nice.

Seto: ^____^ Then I can be your personal nurse and take care of you.

Yugi: O_o

Scene: ~Sick fear.~

Seto: You should really change. You could get sick.

Yugi: That would be nice.

Seto: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! *runs away from Yugi*

Yugi: Humph!! That was uncalled for!

Scene: ~Last will.~

Seto: You will experience pain some time or another, but remember I will always be here for

you.

Yugi: *walks over to Seto and sits next to him*

Seto: *pulls Yugi onto his lap and kisses him*

Wingzero: --; He has a death wish coming.

Scene: ~Lover? O_o~

Seto: You will experience pain some time or another, but remember I will always be here for you.

Yugi: *walks over to Seto and sits next to him* Do you really mean that?

Seto: Yes, koi.

Yugi: -_-;

Wingzero: *falls anime style*

Scene: ~He's VERY possessive.~

Seto: You will experience pain some time or another, but remember I will always be here for you.

Yugi: *walks over to Seto and sits next to him* Do you really mean that?

Seto: Yes, little one. *pulls Yugi into a loving embrace for a long time*

Yugi: Uh Seto. I think you should let go.

Seto: Why?

Yugi: Because my yami doesn't seem to be taking it well.

Seto: *looks at the steaming Yami and releases Yugi*

Scene: ~Don't mess with my hikari.~

Yugi: *runs down the street and bumps into a random guy*

Random Guy: Hi cutie.

Yami: *runs onto the set and maims the guy*

Yugi: *jump into Yami's arms and hugs him* My hero!

Scene: ~Wrong cue.~

Yugi: *runs down the street and crashes into Joey*

Joey: Hey Yug. Whacha doing?

Wingzero: Cut!

Joey: Ehehehe. Whoops.

Scene: ~Look a flat White Tiger…….. and Yugi.~

Yugi: *runs down the street*

Lee: *driving his car* I wonder what the Bladebreakers are doing. *runs over Yugi*

Yugi: X_X

Yami: *hops into his monster truck and flattens Lee*

Lee: X_X

Scene: ~Vacation.~

Seto: This had better be important!

Yami: Where's my Aibou?

Seto: *smirks* In bed with me. *hangs up the phone immediately*

Wingzero: I need a vacation.

Scene: ~Yes, it is lost and found.~

Seto: This had better be important!

Yami: It is!

Seto: What do you want Yami?

Yami: For you to return my Aibou!

Seto: What do you think this place is? Lost and found?

Yami: Uh huh.

Seto: *falls anime style*

Scene: ~Wouldn't he like that?~

Seto: This had better be important!

Yami: It is!

Seto: What do you want Yami?

Yugi: *snatches the phone from Seto* Don't bother coming. Seto and I have just hooked up!

Seto: ^__________________________________^

Yami: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene: ~Don't we all?~

Yami: It's impossible for people to be born of both genders! By the gods, they must have cursed you!

Yugi: >.< Yeah, they cursed me with these darn female hormones.

Yami: --

Scene: ~Blame it on the gods. *gets burned* Pah.~

Yami: It's impossible for people to be born of both genders! By the gods, they must have cursed you!

Yugi: I blame it on Zeus.

Yami: Curse him!

Zeus: *throws a lighting bolt at Yami*

Yami: *burnt to a crisp* x.x

Scene: ~Conspiracy theory.~

Yami: It's impossible for people to be born of both genders! By the gods, they must have cursed you!

Yugi: It's a conspiracy. A conspiracy, I tell yah!!

Wingzero: See, I told you.

DS: -- Why do I even bother.

Scene: ~Biology 101.~

Yami: It's impossible for people to be born of both genders! By the gods, they must have cursed you!

Yugi: No Yami. It's all genetics. You see during meiosis, the cells aren't divided correctly.

Yami: Huh? What's meiosis?

Yugi: …………….

Scene: ~I was referring to you.~

Yami: It's impossible for people to be born of both genders! By the gods, they must have cursed you!

Yugi: No Yami. It's all genetics. You see during meiosis, the cells aren't divided correctly.

Cell(from DbZ): What does this have to do with me?

Yugi: I wasn't referring to you.

Scene: ~An egg???~

Yugi: Well anyways, in order to reproduce, you have an egg and a sperm.

Yami: What does an egg have to do with this?

Yugi: --;; I'm not there yet.

Scene: ~An egg??? Take 2~

Yugi: Well anyways, in order to reproduce, you have an egg and a sperm.

Yami: ………… I still don't get it.

Wingzero: Let's get this over with.

Scene: ~An egg??? Take 3~

Yugi: Well anyways, in order to reproduce, you have an egg and a sperm.

Yami: Why the egg?

Everyone else: ARGH!!!!

DS: *comes onto the set dragging Seto*

YY, YM, &YB: *follows DS trying not to laugh but failing miserably*

Ryou: *walks over to Seto and hands him papers for Anime Insurance*

Seto: ………………………&he llip;…………..

Wingzero: -- If I get more than eight reviews, I'll post the next one in one or two days. ^_^