Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Behind the Scenes! ❯ The conclusion! ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Malik the Psycho 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.28.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 293 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.28.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 293 | Status: Work In Progress
Malik: Hi, I'm Malik! Sorry it took so long for us to do this, but I've been sick! ANYWAYS! Thanks to our reviewers,
we know who the winner is!*Pulls out an envelope* His name is in this.
Yami: *Comes out and steals the envelop pushing Malik aside with his foot, opening the envelope he pulled out the name*
And in a landslide victory it's Yami Malik! *Miss america music comes on*
Malik: *Pouts and sits up, rubbing where he was shoved aside with chibi eyes. Stands up and brushes himself off*
That's right everyone, Yami Malik won! Isnt it amazing?
*Curtain pulls open and Yami Malik comes out walking down his red carpet as conffetti and bright lights fill the air.He walks to the podeium thing and Yami comes up putting a tiara on his head and giving him roses*
Yami Malik: Well this should prove to you idiots what I knew all along...IM BETTER THEN YOU!
Malik: *Snickers*
Dartz: Hmph...*Crosses his arms* Dont see why I I wasnt picked..*eyes the reviewers* You people have NO taste!
Yami: *Sticks his tongue out at Dartz* nyah nyah nyah poor little pretty boy wasnt picked!
Yami Malik: *Turns around and slaps his ass for the cameras* how does it feel losing to a insane homicidal psychopath
Dartz: *Glares at Yami and the cameras...But mostly Yami* Just for that, our "date" is cancelled you spikey headed idiot.
Yami: O_O *starts sweating* heheheh...thats fine we never had a date anyway..>YUGI STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
Dartz: *smirks evilly* Why do you say that? YOU'RE The one who set it all up in your dressing room..
Yugi: I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME YOU BITCH!! *Tromps out and grabs Yami by his ear and dragging him away,
yamis screams are heard as he's taken into the back and punished.*
Dartz: *Laughs evilly*
Yami Malik: *Watching this spectacle and looks down at Dartz* Nice,now out of my way human slave!
*uses his rod to fling dartz into a wall* my stardom awaits!
Malik: *Blinks..Grins at Seto* And now, since Yami Malik has won...he must be initiated.
*Suddenly gets an evil gleam in his eyes*
Yami Malik: *pauses* wait...what was this about a initiation you never said a god damn thing about a initiation hikari!
Malik: *Looks at him innocently* You never asked either.
Yami Malik: *glares at him, rips off the tiara and puts it on Dartz's head walks off cursing*
Malik: *Blinks then runs off after him and after much hugging and begging, manages to get him to come back*
Yami Malik: *rips the tiara off dartz taking a hunk of hair with it*
Dartz: NUUUUU MY HAIIIRRRR!!*Runs off*
Yami Malik: *cackles and puts it on his head* im too sexy
Malik: *Blinks and pokes at Dartzs hair, which is on the tiara* Mhmmm..
Yami Malik: Now puny hikari what is this initiation
Malik: ......*Sniffles* Puny?
Yami Malik: Yes! From now on I am the star of the show, YOUR the sidekick.
Malik: *Pouts* Whyyyy?
Yami Malik: Because, im the better of the two of us. I seen you in bed hikari.
I have the bigger package and in your world that means I am better
Malik: ....I have more fangirls.
Yami Malik: No you dont.
Malik: Yes I do. Most people are scared of you because of your little..face..stretch....thing.
Yami Malik: That was bad special effects, you cant blame that on my plastic surgeon.
Malik: ...You've had plastic surgery?
Yami Malik: You think this gorgeous face came naturally?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAD TO KILL TO LOOK THIS GOOD!!!
Malik: *Blinks*...And to think, I naturally look this good.*Smirks at the camera*
Yami Malik: Oh it's because of all that crap you put on your face before you go to bed.
Really scarab shells in bat dung isnt appealing.
Malik: *Rolls eyes* I dont put anything on my face you moron, that's Isis...*Shudders* Damned freaky woman...anyways!
Yami was the one who knows what we're doing for your initiation so excuse me whilst I go and borrow him from Yugi.
*Slides off*
Yami: *Is suspended naked above a pot of boiling oil, bound and gagged by Yugi who looks like a executioner*
Malik: ...*Coughs* Uh, Yugi? Can I ask Yami something before you mutilate and kill him?
Yugi: *glares at Malik* No. *pulls the lever and Yami falls down the tips of his hair falling into the boiling oil*
Malik: ..Damn...Off to Seto then..*Sweatdrops and slides off to him*
Yami: *muffled pleading and begging*
Malik: *Pokes him lightly* Seto?
Seto: *is chained to a chair, his eyes taped open as jou porn goes across the screen in a attempt to deprogram him*
Malik: ...*Blinks and waves a hand in front of his eyes*
Seto: *stares*
Malik: ...*pouts and covers his eyes?*
Jou: *comes out holding a list of paper* Oh hey Malik, congratulations on your yami winning
Malik: *Looks up, removing his hands from his eyes* Uh thanks..Hey, did Seto mention anything about the initiation?
Nobody told me what it was.
Jou: *Pauses and drifts off with a blank stare for a moment a question mark near his head*
No...i dont remember anything about it but he may have written it down somewhere, he writes EVERYTHING down.
Go check his office its over there *points*
Malik: Thank you*Walks into his office and looks around then finally finds where he wrote it down* YES!
*walks out with the paper while reading it over...Arches an eyebrow*
*The paper says Section F, line 37 "When a replacement is found, a initation must be performed,
the subject then will be blindfolded,forced to strip naked and run through a sea of paddles held by everyone who was not
chosen, he would need to run through it 4 times, after which he will then take a oath swearing on the good book of ygo manga
and be tattooed in a spot to demonstrate his loyalty."*
Malik: ...*Giggles insanely as he grins..Looks up at everyone* Alright everyone, time to initiate my little snuggle bunny.
Yami Malik: *Watches him* So what is the puny initition?
Malik: *Chuckles* I dont know if I should tell you...You might get scared and run off again. *Smiles*
Yami Malik: *Sweatdrops* TELL ME HIKARI IM TOUGHER THEN YOU!
Malik: *Laughs then reads aloud what the paper says*
Yami Malik: O_O and i thought i was insane....*looks for a exit and heads for it*
Malik: *Hugs his arm tightly and digs his heels into the ground to keep him from leaving* But you were chosen!
You have to do it!
Yami Malik: *grabs his rod and throws his hikari off and stands there like a animal caught in a trap*
If anyone comes near me I will kill you!
Malik: *Pouts and sits up, muttering, eyeing his scraped arm.* I'm missing Seto already..
Yami Malik:*Turns around making stabbing motions at anyone who comes close to him* I am NOT doing that initiation
Malik: Why not? It's just an initiation, it'll be over before you know it.
Yami Malik: You want ME to take MY clothes off?
Malik: *Smiles*....Yes?
Yami Malik: Infront of EVERYONE?! And i am not letting you pick out where i can get a tattooo
Malik: *Grins slightly and stands up, brushing himself off for the second time that day*What? Will you be embarrassed?
Yami Malik: Hmph. Me embaressed? I have the hottest body in here. Fangirls think so
Malik: Suuure they do..*Sighs* So are you going to do it or not?
Yami Malik: No.
Malik: *Sighs again and sulks* Damn...ah well..Guess I'll just have to let that pervert Dartz win..
He actually is kind of sexy..*Thoughtful look*
Yami Malik: *Smirks then stops and turns aroudn glaring at him in Horror* NO WAY IS HE TOUCHING YOU! Fine, ill do it!
Malik: *Grins and claps, glad his psychology worked.* Yay! Ready the paddles, people!
*watches as everyone who lost walks up on stage with a paddle, staring at Marik*
Yami Malik: *Strips out of his black cloak revealing his muscular sexiness.*
Alright blind me...Oh and if anyoine touches my ass with anything other then a paddle, i will slit your throat.
Malik: *Nods and eyes them before magically making a blindfold appear and walking over,
carefully tying it so his Yami cant see* Ready?
Yami Malik: *scowls* Yes.
Malik: *Grins and stands back, allowing him to go*
Yami Malik: *Walks through the paddles, each making a hard loud slap each time they struck his ass...
however it soon became evident he seemed to enjoy it*
Malik: *When that is finished he vaguely wonders if that's going to leave a mark before sighing*
Okay, remove the blindfold, get dressed then come over here for the vow..
Yami Malik:*Takes it off a smirk on his face and walkes up to his hikari, his erection poking him gently in the leg*
I vow to never let anyone touch you.
Malik: *Blushes slightly but tries to fight it* Er..*Looks to everyone* Does that count..?
Yami MaliK : *rubs against him like a bitch in heat* Its a vow isnt it?
Malik: Yes..But I'm not quite sure if it's the vow that they meant..*Tries not to purr*
Yami Malik: *continues rubbing up against him* Well what else is written?
Malik: You have to get a tattoo to show loyalty..*Squirms a bit*
Yami Malik: It doesnt say what kind or who has to pick it does it?
Malik: *Looks at the paper then shakes his head*
Yami Malik: Wonderful! *Goes to get it done* I have the perfect idea.
Malik: Really? What is it?
Yami Malik: *goes to get it done*
Malik: *Blinks and watches as Keith tries to juggle to entertain the crowd*
Yami Malik: *returns all smug and proud*
Keith: *falls over from trying to juggle on a giant ball*
Malik: *Looks to his Yami* What did you do?
Yami Malik: You really wanna see?
Malik: *Nods slowly*
Yami Malik :Bends over showing off his ass with in big letters it says 'No entry' on each side of his cheeks
Malik: *Blinks...Then starts laughing*
Yami Malik: *grins* Show you who's semi!
Malik: *Snickers* Indeed..
Yami Malik: So what do I do first? Who do i gut and hang?
Malik: *grins slightly* You'll have to wait till the next episode, we're out of time here.
Yami Malik: Fuck...then im taking you right here! *pounces him*
Malik: *Yelps then looks at the camera* See you all next time!
Yami Malik: *Rips his Hikaris pants and boxers off and positions himself before suddenly the screen goes blank before too many
peoples minds are scarred..*
we know who the winner is!*Pulls out an envelope* His name is in this.
Yami: *Comes out and steals the envelop pushing Malik aside with his foot, opening the envelope he pulled out the name*
And in a landslide victory it's Yami Malik! *Miss america music comes on*
Malik: *Pouts and sits up, rubbing where he was shoved aside with chibi eyes. Stands up and brushes himself off*
That's right everyone, Yami Malik won! Isnt it amazing?
*Curtain pulls open and Yami Malik comes out walking down his red carpet as conffetti and bright lights fill the air.He walks to the podeium thing and Yami comes up putting a tiara on his head and giving him roses*
Yami Malik: Well this should prove to you idiots what I knew all along...IM BETTER THEN YOU!
Malik: *Snickers*
Dartz: Hmph...*Crosses his arms* Dont see why I I wasnt picked..*eyes the reviewers* You people have NO taste!
Yami: *Sticks his tongue out at Dartz* nyah nyah nyah poor little pretty boy wasnt picked!
Yami Malik: *Turns around and slaps his ass for the cameras* how does it feel losing to a insane homicidal psychopath
Dartz: *Glares at Yami and the cameras...But mostly Yami* Just for that, our "date" is cancelled you spikey headed idiot.
Yami: O_O *starts sweating* heheheh...thats fine we never had a date anyway..>YUGI STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
Dartz: *smirks evilly* Why do you say that? YOU'RE The one who set it all up in your dressing room..
Yugi: I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME YOU BITCH!! *Tromps out and grabs Yami by his ear and dragging him away,
yamis screams are heard as he's taken into the back and punished.*
Dartz: *Laughs evilly*
Yami Malik: *Watching this spectacle and looks down at Dartz* Nice,now out of my way human slave!
*uses his rod to fling dartz into a wall* my stardom awaits!
Malik: *Blinks..Grins at Seto* And now, since Yami Malik has won...he must be initiated.
*Suddenly gets an evil gleam in his eyes*
Yami Malik: *pauses* wait...what was this about a initiation you never said a god damn thing about a initiation hikari!
Malik: *Looks at him innocently* You never asked either.
Yami Malik: *glares at him, rips off the tiara and puts it on Dartz's head walks off cursing*
Malik: *Blinks then runs off after him and after much hugging and begging, manages to get him to come back*
Yami Malik: *rips the tiara off dartz taking a hunk of hair with it*
Dartz: NUUUUU MY HAIIIRRRR!!*Runs off*
Yami Malik: *cackles and puts it on his head* im too sexy
Malik: *Blinks and pokes at Dartzs hair, which is on the tiara* Mhmmm..
Yami Malik: Now puny hikari what is this initiation
Malik: ......*Sniffles* Puny?
Yami Malik: Yes! From now on I am the star of the show, YOUR the sidekick.
Malik: *Pouts* Whyyyy?
Yami Malik: Because, im the better of the two of us. I seen you in bed hikari.
I have the bigger package and in your world that means I am better
Malik: ....I have more fangirls.
Yami Malik: No you dont.
Malik: Yes I do. Most people are scared of you because of your little..face..stretch....thing.
Yami Malik: That was bad special effects, you cant blame that on my plastic surgeon.
Malik: ...You've had plastic surgery?
Yami Malik: You think this gorgeous face came naturally?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAD TO KILL TO LOOK THIS GOOD!!!
Malik: *Blinks*...And to think, I naturally look this good.*Smirks at the camera*
Yami Malik: Oh it's because of all that crap you put on your face before you go to bed.
Really scarab shells in bat dung isnt appealing.
Malik: *Rolls eyes* I dont put anything on my face you moron, that's Isis...*Shudders* Damned freaky woman...anyways!
Yami was the one who knows what we're doing for your initiation so excuse me whilst I go and borrow him from Yugi.
*Slides off*
Yami: *Is suspended naked above a pot of boiling oil, bound and gagged by Yugi who looks like a executioner*
Malik: ...*Coughs* Uh, Yugi? Can I ask Yami something before you mutilate and kill him?
Yugi: *glares at Malik* No. *pulls the lever and Yami falls down the tips of his hair falling into the boiling oil*
Malik: ..Damn...Off to Seto then..*Sweatdrops and slides off to him*
Yami: *muffled pleading and begging*
Malik: *Pokes him lightly* Seto?
Seto: *is chained to a chair, his eyes taped open as jou porn goes across the screen in a attempt to deprogram him*
Malik: ...*Blinks and waves a hand in front of his eyes*
Seto: *stares*
Malik: ...*pouts and covers his eyes?*
Jou: *comes out holding a list of paper* Oh hey Malik, congratulations on your yami winning
Malik: *Looks up, removing his hands from his eyes* Uh thanks..Hey, did Seto mention anything about the initiation?
Nobody told me what it was.
Jou: *Pauses and drifts off with a blank stare for a moment a question mark near his head*
No...i dont remember anything about it but he may have written it down somewhere, he writes EVERYTHING down.
Go check his office its over there *points*
Malik: Thank you*Walks into his office and looks around then finally finds where he wrote it down* YES!
*walks out with the paper while reading it over...Arches an eyebrow*
*The paper says Section F, line 37 "When a replacement is found, a initation must be performed,
the subject then will be blindfolded,forced to strip naked and run through a sea of paddles held by everyone who was not
chosen, he would need to run through it 4 times, after which he will then take a oath swearing on the good book of ygo manga
and be tattooed in a spot to demonstrate his loyalty."*
Malik: ...*Giggles insanely as he grins..Looks up at everyone* Alright everyone, time to initiate my little snuggle bunny.
Yami Malik: *Watches him* So what is the puny initition?
Malik: *Chuckles* I dont know if I should tell you...You might get scared and run off again. *Smiles*
Yami Malik: *Sweatdrops* TELL ME HIKARI IM TOUGHER THEN YOU!
Malik: *Laughs then reads aloud what the paper says*
Yami Malik: O_O and i thought i was insane....*looks for a exit and heads for it*
Malik: *Hugs his arm tightly and digs his heels into the ground to keep him from leaving* But you were chosen!
You have to do it!
Yami Malik: *grabs his rod and throws his hikari off and stands there like a animal caught in a trap*
If anyone comes near me I will kill you!
Malik: *Pouts and sits up, muttering, eyeing his scraped arm.* I'm missing Seto already..
Yami Malik:*Turns around making stabbing motions at anyone who comes close to him* I am NOT doing that initiation
Malik: Why not? It's just an initiation, it'll be over before you know it.
Yami Malik: You want ME to take MY clothes off?
Malik: *Smiles*....Yes?
Yami Malik: Infront of EVERYONE?! And i am not letting you pick out where i can get a tattooo
Malik: *Grins slightly and stands up, brushing himself off for the second time that day*What? Will you be embarrassed?
Yami Malik: Hmph. Me embaressed? I have the hottest body in here. Fangirls think so
Malik: Suuure they do..*Sighs* So are you going to do it or not?
Yami Malik: No.
Malik: *Sighs again and sulks* Damn...ah well..Guess I'll just have to let that pervert Dartz win..
He actually is kind of sexy..*Thoughtful look*
Yami Malik: *Smirks then stops and turns aroudn glaring at him in Horror* NO WAY IS HE TOUCHING YOU! Fine, ill do it!
Malik: *Grins and claps, glad his psychology worked.* Yay! Ready the paddles, people!
*watches as everyone who lost walks up on stage with a paddle, staring at Marik*
Yami Malik: *Strips out of his black cloak revealing his muscular sexiness.*
Alright blind me...Oh and if anyoine touches my ass with anything other then a paddle, i will slit your throat.
Malik: *Nods and eyes them before magically making a blindfold appear and walking over,
carefully tying it so his Yami cant see* Ready?
Yami Malik: *scowls* Yes.
Malik: *Grins and stands back, allowing him to go*
Yami Malik: *Walks through the paddles, each making a hard loud slap each time they struck his ass...
however it soon became evident he seemed to enjoy it*
Malik: *When that is finished he vaguely wonders if that's going to leave a mark before sighing*
Okay, remove the blindfold, get dressed then come over here for the vow..
Yami Malik:*Takes it off a smirk on his face and walkes up to his hikari, his erection poking him gently in the leg*
I vow to never let anyone touch you.
Malik: *Blushes slightly but tries to fight it* Er..*Looks to everyone* Does that count..?
Yami MaliK : *rubs against him like a bitch in heat* Its a vow isnt it?
Malik: Yes..But I'm not quite sure if it's the vow that they meant..*Tries not to purr*
Yami Malik: *continues rubbing up against him* Well what else is written?
Malik: You have to get a tattoo to show loyalty..*Squirms a bit*
Yami Malik: It doesnt say what kind or who has to pick it does it?
Malik: *Looks at the paper then shakes his head*
Yami Malik: Wonderful! *Goes to get it done* I have the perfect idea.
Malik: Really? What is it?
Yami Malik: *goes to get it done*
Malik: *Blinks and watches as Keith tries to juggle to entertain the crowd*
Yami Malik: *returns all smug and proud*
Keith: *falls over from trying to juggle on a giant ball*
Malik: *Looks to his Yami* What did you do?
Yami Malik: You really wanna see?
Malik: *Nods slowly*
Yami Malik :Bends over showing off his ass with in big letters it says 'No entry' on each side of his cheeks
Malik: *Blinks...Then starts laughing*
Yami Malik: *grins* Show you who's semi!
Malik: *Snickers* Indeed..
Yami Malik: So what do I do first? Who do i gut and hang?
Malik: *grins slightly* You'll have to wait till the next episode, we're out of time here.
Yami Malik: Fuck...then im taking you right here! *pounces him*
Malik: *Yelps then looks at the camera* See you all next time!
Yami Malik: *Rips his Hikaris pants and boxers off and positions himself before suddenly the screen goes blank before too many
peoples minds are scarred..*