Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Dating Game ❯ First Date for the Mutt ( Chapter 2 )

Hiei: Do I have to?

LegolasLuver123: Do it or the kanata gets it!!

Hiei: *sigh* Welcome to the Dating Game… Last time we left the mutt and the slut about to go on a date..

Joey: I AM NOT A MUTT!! I'M A HUMAN BEING..

Hiei: You keep telling yourself that..

Everyone: -_-;;

Bilbo-san: Hey that rhymes! ARGH! I BROKE A NAIL!! x_X

Everyone: -_-;;

LegolasLuver123: I think Mai was an influence to her.. *Whips out mallet* I can fix that.. ^_^

Bilbo-san: Uh… I.. um.. bye! *runs off*

LegolasLuver123: *Chases after her* Come on Bilbo.. I wont kill you.. I'll just hurt you reallllllly bad…

Bilbo: *the real hobbit dude* O_O;;

Hiei: -_-;; bakas..

LegolasLuver123: *Finally catches Bilbo-san*

Bilbo-san: ARGH! DON'T KILL ME! WHO WOULD HELP YOU ON THIS THING?

LegolasLuver123: The power of CHEESE helped me!!

Bilbo-san: -_-;; Er.. anyway.. the couple is at a Brittney Spears concert.. it was Mai's choice..

Everyone: x_X

Mai: HEY!! BRITNEY SPEARS ROCKS!!

LegolasLuver123: -_-;; Sure… she does..

Bilbo-san: Er.. Go to commercial..

Disclaimer: We don't own Brittany Spears, Bon Jovi, Yugioh, or Kuwbarba from Yu Yu Hakusho.

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Random Guy: Do you often find yourself lost in crowds filled with people hugging?

Bakura: *nods* GET A ROOM!!!

Random guy: My product Priss-Away spray will get rid of those unwanted crowds filled with people hugging..

Bakura: EVILLL! The prisses I mean..

Random Guy: o_O er.. okay then.. This product will go through the victim's nostrils making them cough forcing them out of the hug..

Bakura: Do they die?

Random Guy: No..

Bakura: Kuso!!

Random guy: I'll show you how it works.. *Sprays product in crowd*

Crowd: *Starts gagging and some collapse*

Bakura: SWEET!! Oh Ryou..

Ryou: Oh crud.. He has that look in his eye..

*Ryou runs away screaming*

Bakura: Ryou… come back here! I promise I won't kill anyone….*whispers* today…

*a random airplane lands on Bakura*

Bakura: Ow....X_x

Critic: Why would an airplane land on Bakura? That doesn't make any sense! This plot is stupid.. and another thing...

Random Guy: *Whips out mallet and whacks the critic to Australia* Er.. anyway.. this product is only 100.00 buy it today!

Voice: *Whispers* No critics were hurt in the filming of this commercial..

Random Guy: Sure.. they weren't..

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Bilbo-san: We're back!

LegolasLuver123: Guess who's back?

Dancers: Back again?

LegolasLuver123: The Dating Game is back.. tell a friend..

Dancers: Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. *song fades*

Everyone: O_o

Bilbo-san: Why wasn't I in it?!

LegolasLuver123: You weren't at rehearsals..

Bilbo-san: There were rehearsals?!

LegolasLuver123: Uh….. Can I buy a vowel?

Everyone: o_O

IRS: That'll be $150 please..

LegolasLuver123: The money is in.. *runs off*

IRS: We are greedy people so give us our money!! *Runs after LL123*

Bilbo-san: Er.. okay then! On with the date.. The couple are going to a Brittney Spears concert.. What they don't know is that we have cameras following them..

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The Date…

Joey: er...let's go and see Brittany the stereotypical Blonde

Mai: *whaps him with a mallet* Never insult Brittany Spears in my presence! Understand?

Joey: O_o; Yes...

Mai: Good! *Feeds Joey a cookie*

Joey: ^_______^

*Three Hours Later*

Joey: Mai, I think we're lost…

Mai: How can you say that? The concert is ahead! Drive in!

Joey: *sighs and continues driving*

*Joey drives into the parking lot but both never notice the sign*

Sign: Weird Al tonight

Bilbo-san: What will happen?? I know…but you don't! Ha! So wait till the commercial is over to find out!

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Narrator: Are you a wimp?

Yugi: *nods*

Narrator: Have you ever been beaten up to a pulp?

*A clip of the first series plays with Joey and Tristan making fun of Yugi*

Yugi: DON'T REMIND ME OF THOSE DAYS! *runs off crying*

Narrator: Well, get yourself a Millennium Item. Then all your troubles will be over!

Marik: What do you mean? I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET THE STUPID PUZZLE FOR 3 SEASONS! *pauses* Oh wait, I got a Millennium Item! *uses Rod on a random girl* Date me! *goes on date*

Narrator: Side effects include a Yami (50% chance of being evil) and a urge to take over the world

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Voice: Are you tired of flies?

Kuwbarba: *nods*

Voice: Do you have so many cats but don't know what to do with them?

Kuwbarba: *nods* I LOVE CATS!

Voice: Then buy the video that teaches cats how to kill flies! In just 10-20 minutes your cat will be able to kill any fly in a matter of seconds!

Cat: meow?

Kuwbarba: WOOWIE!! I'm gonna buy it rite now! How much is it?

Mai: Get the green head fluffy!

Voice: Its only five payments of 55.95!

Kuwbarba: er.. that's only.. *counts on fingers*.. 55.95!

Everyone: x.X

Mai: YOU IDIOT ITS 279. 75!!

Kuwbarba: That's over a year's worth of allowance!...pff.. its not worth it!

Hiei: The oaf does have a brain!

Kuwbarba: SHUT UP, SHORTY!

Hiei: *Whips out kanata* What did you say?

Kuwbarba: ^-^;; Short people are rule!!

Everyone: -_-;;

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LegolasLuver123: *panting* I…think… I lost them..

IRS dudes: *appear*

LegolasLuver123: MEEP! *runs off*

Bilbo-san: O_o;; er.. on with the date!

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Concert.. There is a strange man on stage in a red leather suit..

Joey: Who is that guy?!?

Mai: Oh! He must be the guy who introducing Brittney!

Weird Al:…

Oh no

Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think I farted again, I made people leave,

Offended my fans.

Oh baby, I just gave it a push,

I didn't know it was that serious,

I could knock down wild horses,

That smell's so fragrant to me.

Oh baby, baby

Oops, I'm breaking some wind,

I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,

Oh baby, baby,

Please don't think

I'm a hog, I swear its the dog,

I've got that flatulence.

"Britney- before you go on stage there's something I want you to have"

"Oh... Its beautiful! But wait a minute, isn't this...?"

"Yes. Yes it is Gas-x- and beano. I went to the pharmacy to get it for you."

"Oh, you shouldn't have!"

"I had no choice, baby!"

Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,

There's no-one to blame, oh baby,

Oops, there's a sulpherious gas escaping my ass,

I've got that flatulence.

(Loud fart)

Oops!

Mai: UGH! WHO IS THAT GUY?

Announcer: That was Weird Al with Oops I farted again.. here is She Drives like Crazy…

Weird Al: Where'd you learn how to steer?

You do eighty in second gear.

When you drive, I can't relax.

Got your license from Cracker Jacks.

You just hit another tree.

These fender benders are killin' me.

She drives like crazy.

Like no one else.

She drives like crazy.

And I'm afraid for myself.

They'll put you behind bars.

We're not playin' bumper cars.

Did a great figure eight

In the middle of the Interstate.

Tires squeal wherever we go.

Even hitchhikers just say no.

She drives like crazy.

Her car's a mess.

She drives like crazy.

She's got a death wish, I guess.

She's a demon behind the wheel.

Thinks she's drivin' the Bat mobile.

Burnin' rubber in school zones.

Runnin' over traffic cones.

Passin' semis on the right.

Now my knuckles are turnin' white.

She drives like crazy.

She'll break our necks.

She drives like crazy.

She always gets into wrecks.

She drives like crazy.

Like no one else.

She drives like crazy.

Now I'm afraid for myself

Mai: THAT MAN MUST DIE!! *Whips out mallet and whacks Weird Al*
Weird Al: ow.. X_x

Joey: Er… let's go see a movie.. *drags Mai away*

Disclaimer: We don't own Weird Al or any of his Anti-Brittney songs..

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LegolasLuver123: I defiantly lost `em this time..

IRS dudes: HEY! Come back here! You owe us money!!

LegolasLuver123: LEAVE ME ALONE! *Hides behind Bilbo-san*

Bilbo-san: ENOUGH! *Whips out Light saber and kills IRS dudes*

LegolasLuver123: I'M FREE!!!! *jumps up and down*

Random Guy: Yes.. but for how long..

Everyone: O_o;;

LegolasLuver123: *Steals Biblo-san's light saber and kills random guy* Ha! TAKE THAT!

Random Guy: X_X

Bilbo-san: O_o;; er.. on with the torture date!!

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Movie place..

Mai: What do you wan to see Titanic.. or All Dogs go to Heaven?

Joey: All Dogs go to heaven…

Seto: There is still hope for our mutt..

Everyone: O_o;;

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Inside Movie place…

(The couple is sitting in the second row with all of Joey's candy..)

*End of movie*

Joey: ;_; Poor dogs.. never had a chance.. ;_;

Mai: It's alright Joey.. they are in a better place..

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(The show hosts are at the studio with Joey and Mai sitting on the sofa)

LegolasLuverr123: So.. how bad was the date with the mutt?

Mai: It was all right.. except for the concert.. that Weird Al guy has NO right in insulting Brittney like that! Brittney has so much talent!

Everyone: o_O;;

Joey: Pff… Yeah right!

Mai: What did you say?!

Joey: ^-^;; That dude had no right ta insult Brittney like tha..

Mai: *Kisses Joey* This is why I like you!

Joey: ^-^

Bilbo-san: Ick!!!

LegolasLuver123: IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!! *Tries to scratch out eyes but is stopped by Bilbo-san*

Bilbo-san: DON'T DO IT, MAN! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!

LegolasLuver123: *sigh* I won't..

Bilbo-san: So.. Joey what do you think of Mai?

Joey: I think she is great.. I wanna go on `nother date wit her..

Mai: Joey! You HAVE to ask me first!

Joey: Wanna go on `nother date?

Mai: SURE!!

*Both rush off*

LegolasLuver123: er.. well that's the end of this date..

Bilbo-san: Well next time we will torture Yami.. there will be OC night! The lucky OC will be Anoka.. my OC..

LegolasLuver123: So it will be Yami with the bachelors Anoka, Ryou, and Marik!!

Bilbo-san: Okay then.. Buh-bye now! REVIEW!

LegolasLuver123: Yesh.. or we will send Bilbo-san's man-eating bunny, Buddy!

Buddy: *roar*

Everyone: O_O

Bilbo-san: Be afraid.. be VERY afraid!!

R/R!!