Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Play ❯ M'Kay! ( Chapter 6 )

(People are practicing for the play and the yugioh cast is getting a little bored)

Marik- God Damnet this is fucking boring…

Mariku- Fuck yeah your fucking right…

Seto- Fuck I couldn't think of anything else more fucking boring

Bakura- Fuck me too

Ryou- Fuck you guys stop saying fuck all the time fuck….fuck I said fuck…FUCK!!!

Bakura- Wow fucking calm the fuck down

Ryou- Ok I fucking will

Yami- Ryou how dare you use that word

Ryou- What fuck?

Yami- Yes that fucking word!

Marik- Well you just fucking said it

Mariku- Fuck he's right….

Yami- Fuck this dude…I can use this fucking word if I want!

Marik- Ok…fuck you got fucking pissed

Mariku- Fuck Fuck fuckty fuck fuck!!

(The guys are still cursing)

All- FUCK!!!!

(Pegauses walks in)

Peggy- :o

All- Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!

Peggy- Children!

Bakura- Aw fuck

Marik- He ruined our fucking fun

Mariku- Fuck…

Peggy- You shouldn't use bad words.

Mariku- Why the fuck not?

*Peggy pulls out piano from behind the curatin and starts to play it*

All- O.O

Peggy- *starts to play pioano* *There are times when you get suckered in by drugs and alcohol and sex with women m'kay but it is when you do these things too much that you become an addict and must get back in touch……. You can do it It's all up to you m'kay! With a little plan you change your life today You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack Follow my plan And very soon you will say It's easy m'kay *grabs chalk board*

Step one instead of ass say buns like kiss my buns, or you're a buns hole

Step two instead of shit say poo as in bullpoo, poohead, and this poo is cold

Step three, with bitch drop the "t" because bich is latin for generosity

Step four, don't say fuck anymore, because fuck is the worst word that you can say so just use the word m'kay*

Kids: We can do it It's all up to us m'kay

Peggy- *m'kay*

All- *With a little plan we can change our lives today Mr. Peggy!*

Peggy- *You can change it today!!!*

All- *We don't have to spend out lives shooting up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash Follow this plan And very soon you will say It's easy m'kay

Step one instead of ass say buns like kiss my buns, or you're a buns hole

Step two instead of shit say poo as in bullpoo, poohead, and this poo is cold.

Step three, with bitch drop the "t" because bich is latin for generosity

Step four, dont say fuck anymore, because fuck is the worst word that you can say Fuck is the worst word that you can say We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldnt say fuck, fuck no We dont have to spend out lives shooting up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash. Follow this plan And very soon you will say It's easy m'kay It's easy m'kay It's easy m'kay It's easy m'kay It's easy m It's easy m It's easy m'kay M'kay M'kay M'kay!!!!!!!!*

Peggy- M'kay!

All- M'kay!