Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh Play ❯ Blame Canada! ( Chapter 7 )

(The Yugioh Cast are lunch talking about that play)

Seto- *winking at Allie at the other table*

Allie- :D *blushes*

Yami- Seto is your eye twitching *pokes Seto's eye*

Seto- No ahh stop! *thrashes arms around* I'm winking at the girl over there, she is my wife in the play.

Yami- Oh really? Do you like her or something?

Seto- Uh no …I don't know what you are talking about… *blushes*

Allie- *blows seto a kiss*

Seto- *turns bright red*

Yami- Oh Seto you and your girlfriend..

Seto- Yep!…I mean she's not my girlfriend!!! *turns 7 shades of red*

Yami- Sure….right

Marik- Well Seto while you're the high ranking priest, me and Mariku are trees….

Mariku- Yep I told you….

Marik- Yeah and it sucks because the tree costumes don't have arm holes so will look like ducks waddling around on the stage…

Marissa- *yells across from cafeteria* BUT DUCKS ARE CUTE AND SO ARE BOTH OF YOU!!!

Marik, Mariku- *turns pink*

Marissa- *blushes*

Mariku- I can't wait till the play…

Marik- Why I thought you were gonna hate it?

Mariku- Well when I get the chance I can get me and Marissa back stage into the dressing room and well you know the rest *smirks*

Marik- BACK OFF I SAW HER FIRST DAMNET!!!

Mariku- SHE'S MINE!!!

Marik- YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

Mariku- BRING IT ON!!!

Marissa- *blushing still*

Marik- *throws milk carton at Mariku's head and misses and hits Yami*

Yami- >.O *throws spaghetti at Marik*

Marik- *ducks and hits Bakura right in the face*

Bakura- Oh..that..is…IT!!! *gets up and dumps soup all over Yami*

Yami- AHHHHH IT BURNS!!

Yugi- How dare you! *throws cheesy poofs at Bakura*

Ryou- Don't you have any table manners! *tackles Yugi and shoves mash potatoes in his face*

Seto- *Hiding under table*

Joey- FOOD FIGHT!!!

(The whole lunch room starts to throw food)

Ryou- Ahhhh!! FUCK THIS! *dives under table*

Seto- THIS IS ALL FUCKING CANADA'S FAULT!!! (AN sorry if your Canadian I don't mean any thing by this it's just from the south park movie sorry if this offended you)

(principle turns on cd player)

Principle- *Time's have changed! Our kids are getting worse! They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse!*

Seto- *Should we blame the government?*

Yugi- *Or blame society?*

Marik, Mariku, Bakura- *Or should we blame the images on TV?*

Principle- *No. Blame Canada!!!*

All- *Blame Canada!*

Principle- *With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies!*

All- *Blame Canada Blame Canada!*

Principle- *We need to form a full assault!*

All- *It's Canada's fault!*

Principle- *Well? Blame Canada!*

All- *Blame Canada!*

Principle- *It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along!*

All- *Blame Canada Blame Canada!*

Ryou- *They're not even a real country anyway!*

Principle- *Heck yes!*

All- *Blame Canada! Blame Canada!*

(Seto pushes Principle into the trash can)

Seto- *With all their hockey hullaballu!*

Marik- *And that bitch Anne Murray too!*

All- *Blame Canada Shame on Canada For the smut we must stop The trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us!*

Principle- SETO KABIA!!!!

Seto- *runs away*

Yami- Hey wait I'm Canadian! How dare you!

Yugi- Your not Canadian!

Yami- YES I'M AM *cries*

Bakura- Hahah Canadian scum!

Yami- *still crying*

Marissa, Allie- *picking food outta their hair*

Caitlin- *rolling around on the ground laughing at them*

Seto- *runs back into the lunch room* Let me help you my future wife!

Allie- :D

Marissa- Somebody help me…

Marik- Oh I will! *rushes over to Marissa*

Mariku- I'm coming too!

Marissa- :D

Caitlin- Why doesn't run to aid me! *starts to swing her arms and lash around*

Yami- O.O

Caitlin- *looks over at Yami who looks scared half to death*

Yami- O.O

Caitlin- *starts to walk over to Yami*

Yami- OoO

Caitlin- You will worship me!

Yami- Why should I?

Caitlin- *shows Yami her claws*

Yami- Ok anything for you honey! *bows at her feet*

Caitlin- Ahhh that's more like it Hahahahaa!

Bakura- Hahahaha stupid Pharoh!

Yami- *kissing Caitlin's feet*

Well that's the end of chap 7! More to come! Please review and give me some ideas!