Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh, Snow on Halloween ❯ the mystery of Malik's disapearance ( Chapter 5 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Meleniumwriter123450 
Disclaimer: I swear, who came up with this stupid disclaimer thing, the only thing I own is the computer I'm typeing on, the clothes I'm wearing and the little yellow ducky I use in the bathtub!
Ryou: I thought I was the only one who did that!
mw:what?
Ryou: use a rubber ducky
Bakura is standing there with a box of condoms
Bakura: guess I'll use these on Tea *pockets them*
Yami: hell no! Tea will be too buisy with me in order for her to spend time wit you!
Tea: erm, MW, who am I gonna end up with?
Mw: er...not sure yet, guess the reviews will decide, hey readers, whoever you want to end up with Tea just say in the reviews section k
Bakura: not again, Yami won the last one!
Yami: and I'll win again too, mwhahahaha!
mw:actually, all the guys are going to be able to be voted for
Mai/Serentity/Isis: what!!!!!!!!!!! why!!!!!!?????
mw:er, plot construction
Mai flinches, Isis raised her fists and Serenity starts to have steam come from her ears
Mai:even Joey!
mw:yup
Serenity: even Seto!
Mw: uh huh
Isis: even Mokuba!?
everyone: (((((Oo)))))))) ???????????
Isis: I mean, even Ryou!
mw:er, yeah
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Isis, Bakura and Yami are marching their way up to room #6.
they open up that door to find the hump that was once on the bed was now on the floor, the heap of blanket over the thing which was whatching the porn movie of Pam and Toomy Lee going at it
Isis: where's my daughter! *is caught up with so much anger she is getting her words wrong
heap on the floor: *says in high pitched school girl voice* I am your daughter
Isis reaches forward and grabs the heap of blankets of the floor and reveals... Micheal Jackson!!!!!!???????
MJ and Isis stare at each other for a moment before-
MJ: *in high girly voice* AAAAAAAAAAAGH
Isis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
MJ:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Isis: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
Yami: moo
Isis: MJ, what the fuck are you doing in Bill Clinton's mansion!!! and why were you whatching Pam and Tommy Lee going at it??
MJ: er, I was invited here for Clinton's party! *gets up
Yami: aren't you gay though
MJ: why would you ever think that? *in flattery voice*
Yami: --'
Mj: fine want proof! *dives his head into Isis's breasts
Isis kicks him in the place where the sun don't shine and then punches him out the window
Isis: stupid pervert!!!!!
Malik suddenly walks in with toilet paper trailing from the back of his left shoe
Isis/Yami/Bakura: MALIK!!! where were you!!!
Malik: on the toilet! why?
Yami:*in an interigating voice* what were you doing on the toilet!!???
Malik: well, I was mysteriously over come with diaria some how while you two were fighting
Yami and Bakura: oh
Malik: what was all that shreaking going on all about?
Yami: er, Bakura mooned us
Bakura: why you muther f-
Yami and Bakura start to fight even more like rabbid dogs
Yami: *slobbering saliva* roof roof! I mean, fuck you Bakura!
Bakura: meow! I mean, go suck a hore's cock!
Isis: both of you shut up and let's go get dinner!!!!!!!!!
Yami: yes ma'am
Bakura: hell no!
Isis grabs Bakura by the ear along with Malik
Malik: what did I do!!
Isis: you had diaria, now the whole bathroom stinks
Malik: but there's 100 bathrooms!!!!
Isis: last time you had diaria you stunk up the entire house along with the neighbore's houses!!!
Malik: oh yeah *grins stupidly*
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Tea/Mai/Joey/Serenity/Seto/Mokuba/Duke/ Tristan/Ryou, and Yugi are all sitting down at the dinner table
Yugi: hey! where's Bill Clinton?
Joey: only you'd care, eh Yugi
Yugi: ewww, no way, he's way too old!!!
Ryou: good point
Mokuba: he's probably on the toilet again or something
Mai looks extreamly worried over Bill Clinton, Joey didn't take notice of this though.
Isis, Yami, Bakura and Malik walk down the staires and into the dinning room where Isis finnaly let go of Bakura and Malik's red ears
Bakura: I'll kill you Isis, and I'll kill you Malik for stinking up the bthroom, and I'll kill you Yami just because I hate you, mwhahahahaha!!!!!
Tristan: who stunk up the bahtroom?!?!?!
Bakura: Malik, the dern fool had diaria
Malik: which mysteriously came!
Tristen: *blushes* heheh, er, no comment
Joey: dammit! I gotta go!
Seto: the mutt's gotta go we we
Serenity frowns about something as Joey starts to do his bathroom dance
Joey: fine! I'll go outside then!*stands up and leaves to the front door
Seto:just like a real dog, hehe
Serenity frowns even more
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mw: wow, that was the longest I've written here so far I reckon
Bakura: you tortured me long enough you idiotic aurthor!!! it's time to go to the shadow realm!!! mwhahahahahaha!!!
MW: snaps fingers and suddenly Bakura starts to jump up and down like a monky because his hair went on fire
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Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.25.2003 | Updated On: 10.26.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 6 | Visits: 209 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I swear, who came up with this stupid disclaimer thing, the only thing I own is the computer I'm typeing on, the clothes I'm wearing and the little yellow ducky I use in the bathtub!
Ryou: I thought I was the only one who did that!
mw:what?
Ryou: use a rubber ducky
Bakura is standing there with a box of condoms
Bakura: guess I'll use these on Tea *pockets them*
Yami: hell no! Tea will be too buisy with me in order for her to spend time wit you!
Tea: erm, MW, who am I gonna end up with?
Mw: er...not sure yet, guess the reviews will decide, hey readers, whoever you want to end up with Tea just say in the reviews section k
Bakura: not again, Yami won the last one!
Yami: and I'll win again too, mwhahahaha!
mw:actually, all the guys are going to be able to be voted for
Mai/Serentity/Isis: what!!!!!!!!!!! why!!!!!!?????
mw:er, plot construction
Mai flinches, Isis raised her fists and Serenity starts to have steam come from her ears
Mai:even Joey!
mw:yup
Serenity: even Seto!
Mw: uh huh
Isis: even Mokuba!?
everyone: (((((Oo)))))))) ???????????
Isis: I mean, even Ryou!
mw:er, yeah
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Isis, Bakura and Yami are marching their way up to room #6.
they open up that door to find the hump that was once on the bed was now on the floor, the heap of blanket over the thing which was whatching the porn movie of Pam and Toomy Lee going at it
Isis: where's my daughter! *is caught up with so much anger she is getting her words wrong
heap on the floor: *says in high pitched school girl voice* I am your daughter
Isis reaches forward and grabs the heap of blankets of the floor and reveals... Micheal Jackson!!!!!!???????
MJ and Isis stare at each other for a moment before-
MJ: *in high girly voice* AAAAAAAAAAAGH
Isis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
MJ:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Isis: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
Yami: moo
Isis: MJ, what the fuck are you doing in Bill Clinton's mansion!!! and why were you whatching Pam and Tommy Lee going at it??
MJ: er, I was invited here for Clinton's party! *gets up
Yami: aren't you gay though
MJ: why would you ever think that? *in flattery voice*
Yami: --'
Mj: fine want proof! *dives his head into Isis's breasts
Isis kicks him in the place where the sun don't shine and then punches him out the window
Isis: stupid pervert!!!!!
Malik suddenly walks in with toilet paper trailing from the back of his left shoe
Isis/Yami/Bakura: MALIK!!! where were you!!!
Malik: on the toilet! why?
Yami:*in an interigating voice* what were you doing on the toilet!!???
Malik: well, I was mysteriously over come with diaria some how while you two were fighting
Yami and Bakura: oh
Malik: what was all that shreaking going on all about?
Yami: er, Bakura mooned us
Bakura: why you muther f-
Yami and Bakura start to fight even more like rabbid dogs
Yami: *slobbering saliva* roof roof! I mean, fuck you Bakura!
Bakura: meow! I mean, go suck a hore's cock!
Isis: both of you shut up and let's go get dinner!!!!!!!!!
Yami: yes ma'am
Bakura: hell no!
Isis grabs Bakura by the ear along with Malik
Malik: what did I do!!
Isis: you had diaria, now the whole bathroom stinks
Malik: but there's 100 bathrooms!!!!
Isis: last time you had diaria you stunk up the entire house along with the neighbore's houses!!!
Malik: oh yeah *grins stupidly*
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Tea/Mai/Joey/Serenity/Seto/Mokuba/Duke/ Tristan/Ryou, and Yugi are all sitting down at the dinner table
Yugi: hey! where's Bill Clinton?
Joey: only you'd care, eh Yugi
Yugi: ewww, no way, he's way too old!!!
Ryou: good point
Mokuba: he's probably on the toilet again or something
Mai looks extreamly worried over Bill Clinton, Joey didn't take notice of this though.
Isis, Yami, Bakura and Malik walk down the staires and into the dinning room where Isis finnaly let go of Bakura and Malik's red ears
Bakura: I'll kill you Isis, and I'll kill you Malik for stinking up the bthroom, and I'll kill you Yami just because I hate you, mwhahahahaha!!!!!
Tristan: who stunk up the bahtroom?!?!?!
Bakura: Malik, the dern fool had diaria
Malik: which mysteriously came!
Tristen: *blushes* heheh, er, no comment
Joey: dammit! I gotta go!
Seto: the mutt's gotta go we we
Serenity frowns about something as Joey starts to do his bathroom dance
Joey: fine! I'll go outside then!*stands up and leaves to the front door
Seto:just like a real dog, hehe
Serenity frowns even more
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mw: wow, that was the longest I've written here so far I reckon
Bakura: you tortured me long enough you idiotic aurthor!!! it's time to go to the shadow realm!!! mwhahahahahaha!!!
MW: snaps fingers and suddenly Bakura starts to jump up and down like a monky because his hair went on fire
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Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.25.2003 | Updated On: 10.26.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 6 | Visits: 209 | Status: Completed
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