Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Gathering of the Sadistics ❯ To Hell With It ( Chapter 3 )

Chapter 3

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, South Park, DragonBallZ, or any other anime I happen to throw in. *evil smile* All unanime people and events in this fic-- even those based on real people--are entirely fictional. The following fic contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be read by anyone.

Disclaimer for the disclaimer: I don't own that either. I got it off of South Park. Comedy Central owns that.

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Rando, Naraku, Kikyo, Cartman, and Freiza are still strapped to their table/seat thingies. Everyone else is "free." The lights are still on and the happy kid sing-along music has stopped playing to be replaced by the Barny song.

Bakura: Whoever brought us here is one sick son of a bitch.

Hiei: *clasping hands over ears* I agree!

Elder Toguro: *screams and melts back into a pile of goop*

Kid Buu: *suddenly stops his assult and seems somewhat soothed by the music, he starts moving his head back and forth like a snake being charmed*

Rando: I hate you, if you see me, I'll kill you like Ura-mesh-ie! With a great big blast and a kick from me to you! Won't you say you hate me, too!

Hiei/Bakura: *torture Rando*

Rando: STOPITSTOPIT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Come again? I didn't understand that. *sadistic grin*

Hiei: *snickers*

Naraku: *eyes dart around suspiciously and then land on Kikyo*

Kikyo: ... ... ...........?

Naraku: Deliver the rest of the Shikon no Tama to me!!

Kikyo: *relieved sigh* He's back to normal.

Inuyasha: *also strapped to a table/seat thing* Keh, whoever said that was a good thing?

Bakura: *blinks* Where the hell did you come from?

Inuyasha: Keh.

Hiei: Hn.

Inuyasha/Hiei: Keh. Hn. *an unspoken understanding passes between the two*

Kikyo: Fools.

Inuyasha: *voice full of longing and regret* Kikyo...

Hiei: All respect I might have had for you has just flown out the window.

Kikyo: Inu...ya..sha.... .... ...Why did you betray me, why!!!?

Hiei: *muttering* Who wouldn't?

Inuyasha: I didn't betray you!! It was him! *effortlessly breaks free from his straps and points at Naraku*

Freiza: *quietly* Why can everyone do that except me? *self esteem drops two points*

Inuyasha: ....Wait a minute... this isn't a flash back!... ... ...You already know I didn't betray you!

Kikyo: *evil smile* I know, I just like to mess with ya.

Inuyasha: I'm going back to Kagome!

Freiza: *still quietly* Maybe...maybe I'm not the most powerful being in the universe...

Kikyo: *breaks free of straps and latches onto Inuyasha, a portal to hell opens beneath them, unfortunately it's rather large and threatens to consume the entire group*

Hiei: *shrugs and jumps away*

Towlie: I have no idea...what's going on.

Rando: I'm too young to die! I'm too young to die!

Cartman/Kyle/Stan: Kaahhh!

Malik: *shoving a handful of popcorn in his mouth* This is great.

Bakura: *walks away*

Inuyasha/Kikyo: *stand there in each other's arms with their eyes closed*

Naraku: *grabs onto Bakura as he's walking away*

Bakura: ??? The hell?

Naraku/Bakura: *are closest to the portal and start falling in with Inuyasha and Kikyo*

Bakura: Hell No! *uses his Shadow Realm powers to close up the portal and knock Kikyo unconcious*

Inuyasha: ...Kikyo?? *turns to Bakura* We were in the middle of something!!!

Bakura: *ignores Inuyasha and rounds on Naraku*

Naraku: Eeep.

Bakura: *send Naraku to the Shadow Realm without a second thought*

Inuyasha: *decides to let all his disputes with Bakura slide*

Rando: That was a bit harsh.

Bakura: *rounds on Rando*

Rando: ... ...! I mean... nicely done, Bakura!!!

Hiei: *sits on his table/seat thing and crosses his arms* Hn.

Akward silence.

Marik: *still behind glass* That was good, do something else.

Malik: *smiles evilly as he turns he turns his Millinium Rod to disrupt Freiza's nueral pathways*

Bakura: *begins searching for the speakers*

Freiza: Goku's always been stronger than me. *looks in mirror* No. That's definantly the look of someone superior, definantly superi..........Today's Friday...Time For Tea And Crumpets!!

Hiei/Cartman/Kikyo/Inuyasha: O.o?

Bakura: *found the speakers, but before he can destroy them he turns toward Freiza* Tea and crumpets! Right!!!

Hiei: *looks at him strangly*

Bakura: *mumbling* Damn Ryou's influence...

Cartman: Come one guys, let me out!

Kyle/Stan: *refuse to respond*

Cartman: God damn it!

Suddenly, a tray of tea and crumpets appears out of nowhere.

Malik: *smiles* I love my job.

Bakura: *moves toward it against his will* No! No!!!! I don't want tea and crumpets! NO!!

Ryou: *slowly taking over Bakura* No one comes between me and my tea and crumpets!

Rando: *rolls eyes* Bloody British.

Ryou: MY TEA AND CRUMPETS!!! *reaches the tray*

Freiza: BAD LLAMA, BAD!!!

Bakura: *loses control*

Ryou: HA!! *sits down to tea and crumpets*

Cartman: Hey, you're Ryou, right?

Ryou: Yes.

Cartman: Can I have some tea and crumpets, too?

Freiza: TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!

Ryou: ...Sure, I guess...I see no harm in it.

Kyle/Stan: No!!!! *try frantically to keep Ryou from freeing him, without success*

Ryou: *frees Cartman*

Cartman: HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *pulls a baseball bat out of nowhere* You will respect my authority!!! *chases after Kyle and Stan*

Ryou: *eyes following them around the room* Oh, my...

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Mantis16: Hey, everyone! Thanks for the reviews, I'm sorry if I didn't get some of them in the last chapter, I wasn't able to see them until today. Hope you liked this chapter. ^_^ Keep telling me what to do and I'll do it...for a price. Muwahahahahahaha!