Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ The Lost House of Hogwarts ❯ the begining of hell ( Chapter 1 )

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Zorrita: I'm baaaa-aaaack

Avia: god save us all

Zorrita: shut yer ass before I put it in the dryer that Touya built.

Avia: How can someone who controls ice build a dryer?

Touya: ever hear of freeze drying stupid?

Zorrita: wellk any ways, while they're throwing snow balls at eacxh other, I should probably tell you a couple things.

Everybody's in 7th year

They start their journey in Mexico, because the kids attend school in the rain forest.

Oh and Avia's an ice demon, cheetah, well its pretty obvious, Koga's just human (you'll see)Zorrita, is a youko, and Laluna, um, we haven't decided yet

Laluna; you little brat.

Zorrita:Okay okay youre fire demon.

Adelanto and on with the story.

"Well," laughed Koenma, " about the mission, you'll be traveling to their dimension through this special television set I invented on a napkin during lunch."

Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" asked Botan

"Now, just stand on this target," Koenma ordered. If you'll all look at the screen, you'll see them looking right at you. They are actually watching a TV show called Yu Yu Hakusho, it's about well, Yusuke Kurama Hiei and Kuwabara. now i could send you during the show Inuyasha, but its not on until late at night when they'll probably be asleep."

There's a show about me?" inuyasha asked

"Actually, Kagome and kikyo, then its about you, followed by Sesshomaru and then, everyone else."

"Aw burn! The show named after you isn't even about you," Sesshomaru said.

"Right," Koenma said in a very `Dr. Evil' way. "Anyway you're going now everyone on the target? Good, see you later!"

Phwoom!

Everyone was sucked into a tunnel made of bluish light. All around them, screens of TV shows. South park over there , I love Lucy over here, bugs bunny almost everywhere.

Hey look guys it's those people Koenma showed us," shouted Kuwabara, "lets go!"

"Your friends not very descriptive is he," Miroku asked edging close to Keiko.

"Sadly, no." said Keiko. Keiko's eyes went big, and she let loose a scream that made all the demons wince.

"Miroku," yelled kagome, "what'd I tell you about that!"

"Get away from my girl friend" yelled Yusuke.

"You said now more girls!" Sango wailed

"Ahh! Now he did it to me!" Boton screamed.

"We are so over Miroku!" Sango yelled.

"Will you all just SHUT UP!?" InuYasha yelled, still pissed about well, everything. "Now lets just go!"

2 people sat on the couch, a boy and a girl. The boy had lots of freckles and hair dyed in a leopard print pattern(A.N. I have seen people with their hair like this, and it looks kickass) and yellow green eyes he was dressed in red robes. The girl had bluish blonde hair, and gray eyes. She dressed in dark blue robes. They were watching reruns of Yu Yu Hakusho. Well at least one of them was, the boy was asleep. He didn't like anime all that much.

Then, suddenly, a huge gust of wind filled the room, and 16 people came out of the big screen TV.

"Get off me perv"

"Did we make it?"

"I knew we shouldn't have attacked it you numbskull!"

"I hate humans"

The boy and girl, Avia and cheetah, looked at each other and yelled "expecto patronium." A large silver bird, and a silver cheetah rushed forward and herded the detectives into a group like a herd of cattle. When anyone tried to escape the circle, the animals zapped them.

"Oh god ! The TV! Do you know how much that cost? Argh, Zorrita's going to kill us!"

The boy was on his knees weeping about his TV. "She w-was only a a bbabbyyy," he sobbed.

"What the hell happened ?!" yelled a girl by the stairs. She had knee length black hair put up in pigtails, and black eyes with brown flecks. her robes were light spring green. does anyone mind explaining how 16 extra people got into my house my brand new TV is broken," more sobbing from cheetah, " my living room is a mess, and why 16 fictional characters are in my living room!?"

"Aren't question 1 and 2 the same?" asked kikyo.

" silencio!"she shouted, pulling out her wand. Kikyo made no more sounds.

"Ya know she's got a point there," said Kuwabara. Before he realized his mistake, he also had the silencing charm on himself.

" forgive them, my name is…"

"Kurama," she interrupted. "I know."

" Do you mind me asking how?"

"Zorrita's a psycho fan girl of yours," said Avia, who was still trying to calm the sobbing boy.

"Avia?" asked Zorrita, pissed.

"Yeah?" Avia said defiantly. cheetah had forgotten all about his poor broken TV, and now had summoned a bowl of popcorn to watch if a fight broke out.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

and the fight was over.

"as I was saying before, um , we came to tell you that your dads dead. I'm sorry," said Kurama.

" Yeah, I know. He's been dead for about two years," said Avia.

"oh, well looks like we're done. Let's go, said Yusuke.

"No!" kagome yelled. "We haven't completed our mission." turning to Zorrita, she said calmly, "listen, we're spirit detectives, and all of us were sent here to accompany you to hogwarts this year."

Okay" said Avia.

What?" asked Keiko, " that's it? Okay."

"Yeah, we just gotta take you guys shopping," said Zorrita.

"For what?" Hiei asked warily. He didn't like to go shopping.

"Run now! Get away while you still can!" cheetah yelled, fleeing to the basement.

Excuse me," said Avia she walked over to the basement door, and froze the lock. "Oh cheetah! I've got 100 dollars just for you!"

/wham/ A large dent appeared in the door, shaped like his head.

"so what exactly are we going shopping for?" asked Kagura, prying Jin off her.

"robes wands books and pets," said Zorrita simply.

"I hate shopping," all the boys said.

"Shopping!" Avia yelled.

Zorrita:Well I'm sorry it took me so long to update stupid computer.

Avia shure blame it all on the computer

Zorrita: yer lucky you and toya get along.

Touya : you can't control me

Avia: um is it just me or is Koga chewing on the couch.

Koga: (knawknawknaw)

Zorrita: Maybe you should just reveeiw

Avia: eww, he slimed me!