Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ The Lost House of Hogwarts ❯ who want to go shopping?!?!?!?! ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter three: shopping!!!!

Zorrita: wassup home skillets?

Avia: are you ok?

Touya: has she ever been?

Laluna: no

Zorrita: whatever. In this chapter its just general shopping, you know, getting books and crap like that. Also, you should all probably know that I'm not going to spend too much of their time in class. I hate school. Oh yeah, I need to tell you , they are still in Mexico.

"Well every body in the car," said Zorrita walking outside.

"Uhm, how are 19 people supposed to fit in your suv?" yusuke sarcastically. " Cars only fit 7 people at the most."

"Duh, magic," Avia said, as though the answer was obvious.

Kuwabara was the first in side the car. "Wow! Yukina! Come check this out. There's an entire living room in here!"

Everyone slowly filed their way in, except for Hiei. He simply stood there, staring.

"What's wrong?" asked cheetah, who had escaped the basement.

"The car is hot pink," Hiei said. "I don't like pink."

Its pink so people won't steal it stupid!" Avia yelled.

I don't care. I'm not getting into a pink car."

" Argh, fine!" yelled Zorrita. Exasperated, she got out of the car pulled out her wand, and said "

Pauly shore's a talent less hack,

Turn this car raven black!

"Now get the hell in the car!" she yelled.

They sat in the back of the car; it was stylized exactly like a living room. There were two couches, three love seats, and three lazy boys. The spirit detectives felt the car move very fast down the high way. Their seats all jolted backwards very suddenly . The speakers began to blare techno music like `propeller heads' ,`solar twins', and `crystal method'.

After ten minutes the car slammed forward, sending Kuwabara into the wall, and kagome into sesshomaru's lap, much to his liking. "Well, here we are," said Avia, after ten minutes of cheetah's driving, and Zorrita's music.

"I think I'm gonna be sick" said Shippo.

"Gah! Then hurry up and puke outside!" said Zorrita, "those seats are custom made Italian leather!"

"So what do we do know" asked kagome.

"The guy's can go to señor Fortiscues and get some ice cream, while we get the books and let miss indwell know we're coming," said Zorrita.

"Yum, ice cream," said InuYasha.

"that stuff's the shiznit," Sesshomaru said.

"How exactly do you know how that stuff tastes?" kagome asked suspiciously.

Sesshomaru thought for a moment." your little brother gave it to me," he said triumphantly.

"You never met my brother," she said.

"Well… I …uh," he stammered.

"Why don't we argue about this after we get all of our supplies," Avia spoke up. "And save us some ice cream cheetah you pig!"

"Okay, but I'm keeping an eye on you," kagome spoke as she walked off with the other girls.

"Like you don't already," said Sesshomaru under his breath with a grin.

Zorrita : yay! I got another chappie up! Although I'm having trouble updating on ff.net, but hey, cest le ve.

Laluna : you can speak french ?

Zorrita : can you ?

Hiei : no, she can't, and niether can you.

Avia : shut up before i put you in the dryer that touya built.

Touya : hey guess what ! i've built the new s-1000 model. It shoots out these litle needles thgat enter the skin and put a body in suspended animation by injecting a freeezing solution.

Kurama : can i ask a question ?

Zorrita : (thinks a moment) you may.

Kurama : why am i typing this story ?

Zorrita : you lost abet, now you have to be my slave until i sell you or set you free.

Hiei : what was the bet ?

Laluna : you don't wanna know.

Avia : well review or we'll send you a pack off mutant ninja monkeys !!!

Touya : and we'll test the s-1000 model on you !!!