Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ The Lost House of Hogwarts ❯ we continue shopping, and people think kikyo is crazy (but lets face it, SHE IS!) ( Chapter 3 )

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Chapter four

Zorrita: hi all, I've been watching `death to smoochy'

Avia: and we went to the country ranch.

Laluna: youko's in the woods!

Hiei: I don't even want to know what they are talking about.

Kurama: I do

Touya: laughing

Zorrita: any ways aside from the insanity, keep reading.

The girls walked away towards the shops, leaving the boys by themselves.

"Shouldn't we go help the girl's carry every thing?" asked Kurama.

"If you want to go ahead, I've tried before and they just yelled at me. This is their area of expertise."

Well," said cheetah, "let's go get some ice cream."

"No! way, I want to check out Quiddicth" said Kuwabara.

"No! Let's get some magical plants," said Kurama.

"I want ice cream!" Shippo wailed.

"Then it's decided!" stated cheetah. "We get ice cream!"

"But you and Shippo are the only ones who said they wanted ice cream!" yelled Yusuke.

"So what? We're the only ones who matter," said cheetah.

Oh please! Everyone knows I'm the important one!" yelled Jin. A large argument ensued between the boys about who was the most important. How ever, they ended up agreeing that ice cream was the most important.

They walked into a large shop; all along the walls were pictures of ice cream, in cones bowls , cartons, on peoples heads. It was very strange.

"Buenos días senior cheetah," said a man behind the counter. He had rainbow colored hair, and a cone on his head for a hat.

"Hey senior fortiscue I want, uhm, hold on," cheetah took a quick count, "9 ice creams." Cheetah said with a large grin.

"What flavors will you be having," senior asked.

"What flavors do you have?" Asked Kuwabara.

"Oh please," saiud cheetah, "he has every flavor from freaking blood to dirt, to rose cream." Kurama eye's lit up at the sound of rose ice cream.

"I want that one, rose."

"Urgh! Rose!?" said Shippo " I want chocolate. Kagome's always bringing me chocolate. Mmm, chocolate. So rich so creamy, so sweet, so good!"

"I think the kid want's chocolate," yusuke said.

"Vanilla," said Miroku.

"Marshmallow!" yelled Jin

"Hey what's this ?" asked InuYasha, pointing at something brown and red.

"Ahh, that one would be demons delight, it contains chocolate, and chili pepper," said senior fortiscue.

"I want that one," said Hiei and InuYasha together.

" I think I'll just have mint chip," said yusuke.

"Cookie dough ! Cookie dough! cookie dough!" yelled Kuwabara.

"Just one scoop of coconut," Sesshomaru said receiving strange stares. "What? Kagome's little brother gave it to me!"

"Sure he did," yusuke said snickering loudly.

One hour, and five gallons of ice cream later, the girls came back arms loaded with books, and clothes.

Well" began Boton, " we decided to be fitted for our robes while we were out, and, we decided to just get all of our potions supplies. And Kurama, we got you a present." Boton pulled out a large book bound in leather. In golden guilt letters, it read `Hogwarts: a history.'

"Yeah, but we still need to get robes, wands, pets, and we need to have you all fitted for your robes." Said Keiko in one breath. " We have to get going so we can get everything."

" Okay ," said Zorrita, " first of all, you said we had to get the guys robes twice. Second of all , while you may be all pepped and ready to go, it's the middle of summer in the jungle. Its hot." she walked up to the counter and ordered a small cup of violet ice cream." I, personally, would like to eat my ice cream."

After Zorrita ate her ice cream, they e=went to the seamstresses shop. They all got three sets of regular robes, and each, a set of dress robes.( I'm lazy, so I'm just gonna say the colors at the Yule ball. After they got their robes, the girls loaded all of the bags onto the boys and headed towards the wand shop. The wand shop looked more like a morgue than any store. Along the walls, were stacks of wands. Boxes and boxes, shelves, drawers and cupboards, all full of wands.

"Hellooo!?" kagome called out in the dimly lit building, "is anybody here?"

`Pop'

"Eep kikyo cried , jumping backwards and tripping over sesshomaru's tail, causing him to yelp. In front of where kikyo had been standing was a frail, rather dishelved looking witch. She had pink hair sticking out in all directions, and was dressed in a matching neon pink Victorian dress. "Ah! Said the witch. " Broken wands I expect?" she said peering at them beadily. " Irresponsible children!" she scowled. But then, she looked at the all again. None of you have wands though, do you? Except for you three," she stated pointing at Avia Zorrita and cheetah. "You, she looked at Avia " willow, 14 inches with a phoenix feather core. Works well for charms and transfiguration." She turned to cheetah, "oak sturdy, and 17 inches, with a dragon heartstring. Good for hexes." She turned to Zorrita. "Ah, I remember your wand very well. Olive, 16 inches, containing a single fox demon hair. I must say, it was rather temperamental. You were the only one who could use it properly as I recall. Even your mother and father couldn't control it."

"Wha? Kuwabara confused! Him head hurt!" yelled Kuwabara.

"There's a big surprise," sneered Hiei.

" Um, excuse me? Madame swicshelle? These students come from a school where they learn magic without wands. We'd like to get them everything before tomorrow." Avia said

"Magic without wands eh? Well, let's see if I have any thing for them. Let's see miss Sango? Would you step up please?" said Madame.

" How did you know my name ?" asked Sango. She was freaked out .

" I'm psychic. Now step up here and try this wand. It's made of high mountain pine, rigid, 18 inches with a griffon tail feather. Well, don't stand there looking stupid! Give it a swish!"

"God, she reminds me of genkai," whispered yusuke.

Sango was about to give the wand a wave, when Madame snatched it out of her hand. "No, actually, I think that one would be more to Mr. Urameshi's style. Here," she said handing her another one, "try this, unicorn inside, ash, swishy, 12 inches." Sango waved the wand, and blew a hole in the door.

"Guess not. Here, Shizuru, you take it. Back to miss sago. Here, 13 inches, made of hazel with a dragon heartstring." Sango tried this wand also. A jet of pink light came out of the tip, hitting Hiei in the nose and turning it into a tentacle . After a small bout of laughter, Madame took away the wand. " No, no absolutely not!" she handed it to kikyo. "Hum, hum hum hum," mused the old wand maker. " Ah ha ! "She shouted, "I've got it!" Madame walked up a ladder on the wall, and rolled it across the wall. She opened a little drawer with some marking on it, and pulled out a box. After getting off the ladder, she walked over to Sango and handed it to her. " Here, made out of wood from the myrrh tree, it holds a hair from the mane of a sphinx, 16 inches."

Finally, Sango got her match. The rest of the group got their wands without much trouble. Until Kurama's turn came. Every wand in the store was tried, but none of them worked. "Hmm, curios, very strange indeed. Hold on." Madame pulled out a long purple tape measure marked with silver runes. She measured his head, she measured his legs, his arms, his eye brows, ears, pupils, biceps and his waist. " Hmm, we'll have to make you one special. Come with me." Madame led him into a back room. 20 minutes later, the two returned with Kurama holding a wand. " It's sixteen inches, made of rosewood, also containing one fox youkai hair." After they paid, they walked out into the street, a definite contrast to the store.

"Can we please get our pets now," kikyo whined.

"No I need a new broom for Quiddicth," said Zorrita.

"But I want a pet!" kikyo yelled.

" No way!'" said cheetah pointing into the sports store. Inside the window, was a very nice looking broom. " That's the new nimbus Z-500! It's supposed to be twice as fast as the Firebolt!" Boton glanced over at the broom, only to be glued to the window with all the other passers by .

" I NEED that broom. It's so pretty!"

" But I want a pet!" kikyo screeched.

"Fine!" yelled Avia, " but we're coming back here afterwards for Quiddicth supplies!"

"But that's stupid!"

Everyone on the street stopped dead in their tracks, while Boton, cheetah, Avia and Zorrita simply twitched.

" Oh ! Don't mind her! Yelled kagome, " she got hit by a bludger at a game!"

" No i didn't!" kikyo yelled.

"Add that to her condition," said Keiko.

" I don't have any condition! Your all the crazy ones!"

"Of course baby sister," Kurama said, catching on. " Now let's go get you a pet."

" I'm not your sister! You're a 200 year old demon, and I'm a miko from 550 years ago in Japan!"

The people on the street continued on their way. Some people walking up and saying things of comfort to the group.

" Don't worry, my sister thinks she's a toilet, keeps hiding in the bathroom."

"Oh at least your husband doesn't keep climbing into the oven!"

Zorrita turned to kikyo eyes narrowed. "A word of advice, in the wizarding world, never NEVER say anything bad about Quiddicth.

Zorrita: well, another chapter down . (Does high kick) Yeah!

Kurama: now will you tell me what happened at the ranch?

Zorrita: no, bite me!

Kurama: (grins)

Zorrita: um, Laluna when's the next dark moon?

Laluna: in your world, or the real world ?

Zorrita (edging away from Kurama) either!

Laluna: In the real world um… on the 29th and in your world … uh (smiles wide) hahahahahaha it's tonite!

Zorrita: um I'm gonna run from this psycho ass nymphomaniac. REVIEW!!!!

Avia: wanna catch a movie Touya?

Touya: sure, this is getting boring. Let's go ice skating afterwards.

Avia: it's summer.

Touya: are you an ice demon or not?

Hiei: hn! Those baka's (reads line) review or… what ? Zorrita's mutant ninja monkey's ? That's retarded! I'm not reading this!

Zorrita : shh! I'm hiding. (peaks over shoulder) I can't update until after the 6th of next month. I'm going to do volunteer work at a concert. Last year I saw sean paul.

Kurama: shake that thing miss!

Zorrita: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!