Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ The Quest for the Golden Thing I Can't Say Outside the Fic. ❯ Section two ( Chapter 3 )
Here is the second section of chapter one, with the Lickers and Doers.
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Disclaimer: Windfola owns herself and sometimes Pimp Randy Man!
Pimp Randy Man: Go Fuck ducks!
Wind: Kiss my ass!
Ain.: PRM is a bitch!
Randy: Me? A bitch? Well you fuck wenis!
Ain.: Well, you eat Mimms boobs while farting in Orophin Vagina.
Randy: What.the.FUCK! Stupid, bitchy, fucker!
Ain.: Okay let's go!
Wind: This was just supposed to be a disclaimer…
Randy: Well you fucked it up!
Wind: Once again, kiss my ass!!! Duck fucker!!!!!
Section 2
With the Doers and the Lickers…
Gimli: I have the clue! It's in my pants! I pissed all over it!!!!
Yusuke: Pull the damn thing out!!!!
Gimli: *pulls out his wenis* Here!
Kikyo: The clue you bastard!!!
Gimli: I'm not a bastard! I'm a bitch!!!
Kaede: Oh of course you are!!! Now pull out the damn clue!!!!
Gimli: *pulls out the clue* I can't read it!!!
Koenma: It's in Japanese you Bilbo fucker!!!
<Go to where ever Bilbo is>
Bilbo: FUCK YOU GIMLI!!!
<Back with the Doers and the Lickers>
Koenma: Yusuke read it!!
Yusuke: But it has piss all over it!!!
Koenma: When you die I'll do DT and send you to hell to have Sauron whack your sheep balls off with screwdriver and feed them to you and Kikyo*
Kikyo: Must. Find. Inuyasha. Must. Drag. Him. To. Hell. To. Eat. Yusuke. Sheep. Balls. And. Make. Him. Watch. Me. Fuck. Myself. And give birth to Gimli a dozen times.
Everyone: …. Your so fucked up!
Kikyo: *Evil looking face* Must Fuck! *Starts chasing Shippou*
Shippou: HOLY SHIT!! *climbs a tree*
Kikyo: Boobs….to….saggy….can't….climb…tree…
Shippou: *shakes his naked butt in Kikyo's face* Neiner! Neiner! Neiner! You can't have this!!
Kikyo: *Licks at it*
Shippou: Fuck off! Saggy boob, lady!
Koenma: READ THE FUCKING CLUE!!!!
Yusuke: Shit! *Takes the pissy paper and reads it* We need to go to Kuwabaka's room! SHIT!!
Gimli: Who the fuck is Kuwabaka he sounds SEXY!
Gloin: *snatches the pissy paper and starts licking it* Yum!!! Piss paper! Piss paper! Piss paper!
*Everyone starts leaving and Gloin is last because he's so fuckin' slow (in many ways). Suddenly they hear him scream like a little horny, pissy, pussy. They turn around just in time to see him get carried off by a bat-like creature (the Creeper-from Jeepers Creepers 2-) It looked to them like a giant vagina. *
Jakken: A Giant Vagina!!!!
Raukowen: Save me little toad thing!
Jakken: *whips out his tenis* I shall do battle with it!
Creeper: *Winks at Jakken* I'll be back little toad's vagina!! *Makes perverted noises* Oh I love you toad vagina!!!
Jakken: *climbs inside Gimli's ass and hides* Mother Fucker!!! I am no toad's vagina!! I'm a toad with a vagina you asshole!!
*They all run like hell to Kuwabaka's house*
At Kuwabaka's house.
Kuwabaka: It's in the shitter.
Yusuke: YOUR SHITTER?
Kuwabaka: Yes, my shitter!
Yusuke: That's dangerous!
Kikyo: What's so dangerous about a shitter?
Yusuke: Go check it out!
Kikyo: Okay! *goes in there and there's shit wads everywhere it's all red* HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EAT??!!
Kuwabaka: I'm on my period!
Gimli: Can I lick it up?
Jakken: (still inside Gimli's ass) No it will go in my fortress of ass and shit!
Gimli: Exactly so I can shit it out and eat it with a vagina toad on it!
Jakken: WHAT!! *starts shaking the ass* FUCK OFF! Toad ass sucker upper!
Gimli: Excuse me! But you climbed up my ass Toad Vagina.
Jakken: Shit…
Shit Wads: We are hungry!
Kikyo: Shit!
Kaede: Bye-bye!
Shit Wads: *have octopus-like suction bra cups and suffocate Kikyo and they start eating her vagina and boobs*
Kikyo ghost: Shit! Dead again! *starts singing* Oops shit ate me again! I made them believe I was a vag-gi-na! They were fat shitty wads! It doesn't mean I taste like wen-is! `Cause I lose all my turdys! That is just what shit wads do to me! Oh baby, baby! Oops shit ate me again!
Gimli: *Looks in the wrong direction and throws toilet paper* Shaddup! You fucking bitch!
Kikyo: *keeps singing* I've made up my mind! Got lost in the ass! Oops you think I'm a whore! Sent from the fuck down below! I'm not that fucking fat! You see my probolem is I'm dreaming of Vaginas! I cry fucking the dwarves!
Gimli: You do not I! I fuck your vagina!
Kikyo: *keeps singing* Can't you see I have two vaginas! Which! One! Do! You! Fuck?! You are just a fat shittly wad! Oh baby, Oh! Oops shit ate me again!
*Now no one was listening. They had all thought that they would rather have jumped in Mrs. Kuwabaka's shitter than listen to this fucking vagina faced bitch head. So they did jump in the shitter without Kuwabaka.*