Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ The Quest for the Golden Thing I Can't Say Outside the Fic. ❯ Section Three ( Chapter 4 )
Here is section three. After this. We start Section One of Chapter Two. That's where all the Destroyers go to Feudal Japan. That's also where we are all doing... things...
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Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in here, they are all stupid-fucking tormentors.
Okay… I wanna get back to the weirdo chapters with me and Wind in it, so I'm going to go through this one as fast as I can without seeming like a stupid fucking lazy-ass bitch!
Argorn: *Has clue.* Ooh. Lookie!
Arwen: You have Fag-a-malaria!
Elrohir: What the fuck's fag-a-malaria?
Elladan: Shut up, bitch!
Elrohir: Bite me, bastard!
Elladan: If I'm a bastard, then you are too! We're twins, you ninny!
Elrohir: Nuh uh! You are a bastard because you were born first, then they got married, then I was born!
Elladan: You ninny!
Elrohir: Bitch!
Elladan: Ninny!
Elrohir: Bitch!
Elladan: NIIIINNY!!!!!
Arwen: WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!! MY SEXY, HAIRY MAN IS TRYING TO READ THE FUCKING CLUE!
Elrohir and Elladan: Sorry, old, ugly, fat man/lady!
Arwen: Err. *flips the birdy*
Aragorn: It says, the next clue is up the cannibalistic Dwarf's ass!
Elrohir: Eyooie!
Elladan: You talk like a homo.
Elrohir: Shut up, mojo monkey!
Elladan: Kewlie! Mojo is manly! I am a manly monkey!
Elrohir: That is so not cool, you stupid manly monkey bitch!
Arwen: Will you two shut the fuck up?
Elrohir: Fuck off, you old man!
Spiderman: Hallo! Neener neener heads!
Elrohir: What the fuck's a neener neener head?
Spiderman: Your Vagina!
Elrohir: Nuh uh! I don't have a vagina! See! *Pulls out dick and it is 7 inches long!*
Arwen: Uh…
Spiderman: Oh, yeah, baby! *Pulls down his pants and sits on his dick.*
Elrohir: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SHIIIIIIIT!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! BAAAASTAAAAAARD!!! HOOOOOMOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAASS! BIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!
Botan: I'm having fun.
Elladan: Tra la la lally! The Faggots are reeking!
Elrohir: Uh…
Spiderman: Do I smell? *Sniffs pit.* Stronger shit than Bilbo, now it's nothin' but my BO! (For fuckin' nincompoops, that's body odor!)
Arwen: Lookie! A dwarf eating another dwarf! *Pulls paper out of its ass.* It says, `it's in your … va…gi…naaaa.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Daddy, you sick motherfucker! *Pulls up skirt and yanks paper out of her Vagina.* It says, `Crawl up its ass!' Eyooie!
Aragorn: I like, your vagina! It smells like, my… vagina? Oops. I ripped one.
Elladan: Run for your lives!
All climb up giant dwarf ass.
They all crawl up its ass.