Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Party Time ❯ Circle of Truths: Part 7 ( Chapter 20 )

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Misao: Anyway...what's your answer, Botan?

 

Botan: I would like a kayak paddle.

 

Esanan: Kayak paddle!?

 

Botan: So I can go forwards or backwards without turning around!

 

All: Oooooooooooohhh...

 

Sanosuke: [dumbfounded] I don't get it.

 

[Everyone else sweat-dropped.]

 

Sanosuke: What? No Anime-falling?

 

Yukina: You don't deserve an Anime-fall - only smart people do.

 

Sanosuke: [Anime-falls] Argh...

 

Yusuke: Nice one, Yukina!

 

[Yusuke high-fived Yukina. She blushed slightly.]

 

Yami: Apparently we're releasing our true selves today.

 

Sango: [glancing suspiciously at Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Shizuru] Not all of us...

 

Shizuru: [glaring at Sango] Aaanyway...Kenshin, what's your answer?

 

Kenshin: [Battousai-like] I would want my past to be changed...

 

[Everyone gave Kenshin strange looks.]

 

Kenshin: [normal] Uh...that I would?

 

Kaoru: [gradually getting angry] I would want Yahiko to stop being such a BRAT and to respect me more and SANOSUKE to pay for what he EATS and KENSHIN to stop being OBLIVIOUS all the time and FOR ME TO COOK BETTER!!!!! [By now, she was screaming]

 

[Everyone stared at Kaoru with wide eyes. After she calmed down, she realized that everyone was looking at her, so she blushed a little in embarrassment.]

 

Kaoru: [innocent-like] Uh...Please?

 

Miroku: [to Kaoru] You are very demanding.

 

Kaoru: Only when I'm not given whatever I want!

 

Morgan: Apparently, you don't get what you want very often.

 

Kaoru: [sad] You're right, I don't...

 

[Kaoru suddenly burst into tears. Kenshin desperately tried to calm her down, but it didn't work. Then everyone else tried too, but nothing worked.]

 

Kilala Li Fang+Hiei: [restraining the urge to shake Kaoru] SHE'S NOT SHUTTING UP!!!!!!!

 

[Kilala Li Fang and Hiei looked at each other, then turned away, blushing.]

 

Sesshomaru: I know how to make her quiet.

 

[Sesshomaru suddenly smacked Kaoru on the head REALLY hard.]

 

Kaoru: OOOWWWWW!!!!! [glares at Sesshomaru] What the jigoku was that for!!!!?!!? YOU'RE SUCH A TEINOUSHA, YOU YAROU!!!!!!!!!

 

Kurama: What on earth did you DO to her, Sesshomaru!?

 

Kenshin: Miss Kaoru! Are you all right!?

 

Kaoru: [blinking] Huh? [sweetly] Of course, Kenshin, I'm fine!

 

[Everyone stared at Kaoru in wonder.]

 

Inuyasha: [twitching] I think she needs a kenshin.

 

Yami: Why does she need him more than usual?

 

Ayumi: That's not what he meant. She needs him, too, but "kenshin" is the Japanese word for a medical examination.

 

Yami: Oooooooohhhh...

 

Kenshin: I never knew that, that I didn't.

 

Aoshi: Kaoru's right - you ARE oblivious.

 

[Kenshin glared his Battousai-glare at Aoshi.]

 

Botan: We're glad you're back to normal, Kaoru!

 

Kaoru: I'm glad I am, too. That was EXTREMELY weird.

 

Kagome: You can say that again!

 

Kaoru: That was EXTREMELY weird.

 

Keiko: Well, now that that's over with...Sango, what's your answer to the question?

 

Sango: I would like Miroku to stop being perverted!

 

Esanan: That's asking quite a lot.

 

[Miroku glared at Esanan.]

 

Kouga: Hey Sango, is that so you can like him better?

 

[Sango glared at Kouga menacingly.]

 

Kia: You know, Sango, you're hypocritical.

 

Sango: How is that?

 

Kia: A while ago, you said, "Not all of us..." to Yami's comment, "Apparently we're releasing our true selves today."

 

Misao: And you're one of those who aren't!

 

[Sango looked surprised for a moment, then she snorted and looked away.]

 

Miroku: For me, I would like Sango to admit that I'm her koishii.

 

[Everyone besides Miroku and Sango snickered.]

 

Sango: [staring at Miroku] IN YOUR DREAMS!!!

 

Kuwabara: I want to know what Sesshomaru wants...[looks at Sesshomaru]

 

Sesshomaru: I want Inuyasha to have never been born.

 

Sanosuke: Jeeze...You're not very nice!

 

Shizuru: That's an understatement.

 

Kouga: I would like my dear Kagome and I to be together forever and always!!!

 

Yukina: [confused] Isn't that already going to happen?

 

Kouga: Oh, yeah...you're right!

 

[Kagome blushed a deep red.]