Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Party Time ❯ Confession: Part 3 ( Chapter 24 )

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Kagome: Pardon me for interrupting this touching moment, but I would appreciate some assistance!

 

Miroku: Wow, lots of big words...

 

Morgan: Did you understand any of that, Kuwabara?

 

Kuwabara: [glaring] As a matter of fact, I understood all of that.

 

Kilala Li Fang: Do you mean “fact” or “fiction”?

 

Kuwabara: I feel unwanted...

 

Kaoru: [sarcastically] I wonder why...

 

Sanosuke: [to Kuwabara] Hey, I almost got a dart through my skull!

 

Kurama: Actually, your hard head would probably have withstood the force of impact.

 

Miroku: Wow, more big words...

 

Sanosuke: [narrowed eyes to Kurama] I hope you meant that in the physical and not mental sense. [Everyone stared at Sanosuke in surprise.] What?

 

Kenshin: I didn't know you knew such technical terminology, that I did not.

 

Aoshi: And I didn't know you knew such technical terminology, Battousai.

 

Hiei: And if we keep on going like this it will go on forever.

 

Ayumi: [sarcastically] That'll be a good way to last out this party.

 

Botan: So instead of being bored out of our minds, why don't we help Kagome like she wanted?

 

[Everyone finally turned to Kagome with “What can I do for you?” look.]

 

Kagome: [not impressed] `Took you guys long enough.

 

Keiko: What seems to be the problem?

 

Kagome: In case ya'll haven't noticed, I'm being hugged by a crying half- demon who's about to strangle me!!

 

Kia: [startled] He's crying!? Never thought I'd see the day...

 

Kouga: Anyone have a video camera? This would be excellent blackmail!

 

Misao: Are the only things you ever think about Kagome and torturing Inuyasha?

 

Kouga: Pretty much. [to Kurama] Hey, you, any video cameras in that hair of yours?

 

Kurama: It's not an endless expanse full of everything.

 

Yukina: Only almost endless.

 

Esanan: [to Kouga] If you care about Kagome so much, shouldn't you be helping her?

 

[Kouga simply snorted in response. However, a few seconds later, he grabbed a startled Inuyasha by his shoulders and ripped him off of Kagome. Inuyasha fell to the floor with a thud.]

 

Kagome: [glaring at Kouga] You didn't have to hurt him!

 

Kouga: I was just trying to help you!

 

Inuyasha: [getting up off the floor] It's all right Kagome! I'm fine.

 

Shizuru: Really, now? All that crying could've fooled me.

 

Inuyasha: [startled] Oro? I don't cry! [Pause.] Do I...?

 

[Everyone gave Inuyasha a “look.”]

 

Inuyasha: I'll take that as a yes.

 

Kouga: [smirking] And it was priceless, too.

 

Yusuke: Do you even know what you said, Inuyasha?

 

Inuyasha: Duh! I said, “I love you, Kagome.” And I do!

 

[Inuyasha jumped up on the couch next to Kagome, giving her another hug. Most of the room sighed in awe. Inuyasha gave a sideways glare to Yusuke.]

 

Yusuke: Okay, okay, I believe you!

 

Yami: So~o, can we get along with the game now?

 

Inuyasha: [half-excited, half-wanting-revenge] All right, now I get to choose...KOUGA!!!]

 

[The startled Kouga gulped, then fell backwards off the couch. Inuyasha quietly emitted an evil laugh of sorts O_O.]

 

Sango: That is definitely not natural!

 

Sesshomaru: I am clueless as to where he got it from.

 

Kouga: [climbing back up] All I know is that I don't like it one bit.

 

Miroku: Is that really “all you know”?

 

Morgan: You know what he meant.

 

Kurama: [to Kouga] I shall assume that you also do not like the fact that it's your turn.

 

Kilala Li Fang: [sarcastically] Naw, what gave you that idea?

 

Kenshin: I hope Kouga doesn't take as long as Inuyasha did to confess, that I do.

 

Kaoru: Don't we all! That would be a pain in the ketsunoana.

 

Ayumi: If I didn't have a problem with bad English swears, you could've said that in just three letters.

 

Kaoru: I know. [smiling innocently] It's a good thing I don't dislike you.

 

[Ayumi glanced at Kaoru oddly, but then ignored it.]

 

Hiei: All right, Kouga, are you going to be like Inuyasha and try to resist?

 

Kouga: Be like Inuyasha!?? Are you kidding me!? He was being a coward for trying to prevent the inevitable.

 

Aoshi: If you're so brave, how come you gulped and fell off the couch when you were chosen?

 

Kouga: [nervous] Um...I was trying to...er...um...ah...

 

Aoshi: My point exactly.

 

Botan: Well, Kouga, why don't you prove to us that you really are brave and confess?

 

Kouga: Fine! I will! I confess that I just pretend to love Kagome just to piss off Inuyasha.

 

Kagome+Inuyasha: WHAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!? You've been faking it this entire time?!?!?

 

[Kouga gulped as Inuyasha held up his claws. When Kagome started glaring at him, he shrieked like a girl, jumped off the couch, and dashed down the hall.]