Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Janitor ❯ Dayoff ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

A/n : Hey , I’m back

Kag: Run While you can

Sess: I’m not that bad , am I?

Kag: that’s soo not the point...

A/n I know what point you * gets mouth held by kagome*

Kag: * nervous laughing * On with the show!


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A/n: Now I could ignore the humourous and gigantic cliffy that I left and start with the next day or give you what you’ve been waiting for right off the bat.....hmm.... decisions...

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kagome screeched “ Nooooooooooooo!!!!” falling backwards she scrambled off the smirking male that watched her. Siting up he watched her amused.

“ Who are you?” She whispered as her eyes scanned him.

“ I am a figment of your mind. A mere illusion inspired from the lack of proper nutrition and intoxicating libation .” He smiled as he picked her up and started walking towards the house/ interior.

“Really?”

“ Yes, and when you wake up I’ll be gone”

“ But I’m not sleepy *damn he smells good for a dreamy illusion guy*”

He pressed on her neck with his two index fingers “ You will be...”

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A/n oooooo the story continues...lol...hey had to do that..

Sess; why did I use such a expansive vocabulary?

A/n I don’t know why it crossed my mind....
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Kagome stalked her bedroom .

Kag: wow what a long sentence...

A/n: I’ll put you back in the closet with sess.... I don’t need to be provoked much

kag: ........


A/n: anyway


Stalking her room she considered her options. To commit and to be commit ...

Sighing she stopped as she looked at the flashing dial on the her answering machine.
Closing her eyes she pressed the button.

Message one: Hey , have you considered the thought that you will die soon, very soon. SO soon that if you turn around right now death maybe waving not so far in the distance..
Message deleted

Message two: Kagome it’s your mother. You could call . You know I just found out that death lives with me and...
Message deleted.

Message three: Hey Kags, Call mom , She’s gone mad I tell you....She keeps calling saying the house isn’t clean enough for death to stay there.

Message Deleted.

Message four : I know you deleted me before I could finish so ha! I’m back . Anyway she’s your mom too so I think you should be the one to commit her. I mean she can’t hate her only son right?

Message Five: Kagome It’s Grandma. I’ve decided that you will not marry the lawn man...he doesn’t trim evenly . Never marry a man with an unsteady eye. Oh by the way the butcher will be calling you soon. You like meat right?

Message Six: Kagome you have the night off tonight however tomorrow evening you and two others will be pulling the nightshift. You’re going to be setting up for the big sale the next day so EVERYTHING must be perfect . So I want you at your best , you hear me...Good”

Message Seven : Hi , I cut your grandma’s lawn and she said I should call you. Can you really put you legs over your head?...DO you also have a skunk ...Mine’s name is Budd...
Message Deleted
No New Messages

Kagome turned heading for the kitchen. After fixing a sandwich she promptly ate it and finished it off with a vodka shot and fell out on her bed muttering why life was so.

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Sesshomaru paced his office trying to think of enough reasons NOT to kill Hiei. ‘He gave her the night off... Idiot...Fool... Imbecile. Wait I have to think ... It is good that she is not here...But her scent was soo alluring... Stop it ... You need to cool down before you wind up at the the poor girl’s apartment in the middle of the night molesting her in her sleep....Not a bad Idea.....Hmmm...and tomorrow there will be two more... I’ll have to stay hidden then.. *sniff* Damn it my brother is here I wonder why the hell.’

“ Come in brother”

“ Hey nice to see you too sess” Inuyasha grinned as he opened the door and walked in shutting it.

“So what brings you here?”
“Just checking to see why you’re spending so much time here all of a sudden...”

“ No reason, I just care about our assets. You know the way your girlfriends seen to.”

“ Whatever, there’s something else going on to make you pull all-nighters twice in a row. Spill”
“ There’s nothing.”
“ Are you staying tonight?”
“ No”
“ Okay then I guess what ever it is you’re done if it....You want to come to the club tomorrow. The new floor is being premiered?”

“ No I can’t”

“ Why
“cause I Can’t”

“ WHY”
“ B/C”
“ Why?!”

“ Because I have important matters to attend to that evening.”
“ Like What?”
“ Like the things That don’t matter to you”
“ ” Where?”
“ Here”
“Then how does it not matter to me?”

“ It’s not about something that would interest you.”

“ I’ll be here.”

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a/n: Aha!

Sess: Why did you do that?
Kag : Yeah why?
A/n : “ You’ll find out
Sess: Must he ruin every bit of fun I have?!
Inu: Hey Watch It.!

Kag: Great Now I have the two to deal with as if it wasn’t bad enough before.

Sess/ Inu: Hey !

A/n would do you know you have both?

Kag: What do you mean?

A/n Well inu and sess could both turn out bi and end up with each other

Kag/ Sess/ Inu: NO WAY!?

A/n : Who knows , the readers will just have to review if you want to find out.

Kag: Review

Inu: REVIEW!!!

SESS: REVIEW OR DIE!!!!!

A/n and they say they I don’t need the caffeine.

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