Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Mission in America ❯ Intermission ( Chapter 14 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Yusuke: Hey kids, it's time for the So You're All Aware show! I'm your host, Yusuke!
Live Audience: Yay!
Yusuke: Today, we will be reviewing what you should do if you are mugged. Let's take a look at the screen!

Genkai: -walks down the street carrying a purse-
Mugger: Hey, gimme the bag old lady. -takes it from her and the screen freezes-

Yusuke: Kids, what should Genkai do first?
Live Audience: CURSE AT HIM!!
Yusuke: That's right! -plays it-

Genkai: YOU -BLEEP BLEEP- STUPID -BLEEP- I'M GONNA -BLEEP BLEEP- UP YOUR -BLEEP BLEEP- IF YOU DON'T -BLEEP- HAND OVER THE -BLEEP- BAG!! -the screen freezes again-

Yusuke: Kids, what should she do next?
Live Audience: KICK HIS BUTT!!
Yusuke: Coooorrect! -plays the rest-

Genkai: -beats the mugger senseless-
Mugger: HEY OW YOU -BLEEP- QUIT... OW!!
Genkai: -beats him unconcious and leaves him to bleed-

Yusuke: And that was So You're All Aware! Tune in next time, kids! -he walks off the stage and punk rock with lots of cursing starts playing-