Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Mission in America ❯ Sexism Will Be Their Downfall! ( Chapter 18 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

"You've already discouraged two of our strongest fighters," said Hiei, stepping forward. Yusuke and Kurama continued to cower in the corner, trembling, as Genkai made faces at them. "I don't know what kind of power you possess, but it won't stop me."

"I already told you!" exclaimed Cecero. "My power is X-ray vision!"

"You'd like us to think that, wouldn't you?" Hiei asked, unsheathing his sword. "You're hiding something. I can sense it." He paused and pointed his sword at Cecero's jacket pocket. "And I can see it too."

Cecero backed away. "That there is none of your business," he said, arching a brow. "If you wanna find out what this is, you'll have to take it from me."

"I don't think it will take much effort," mumbled Hiei. Before Cecero could answer, he darted around him and reached for his pocket, but Cecero jumped out of the way just in time.

"Oh no you don't, little man," he said with a chuckle. "You're not gettin' a gander at this, oh no." Hiei grew impatient and rammed into him. He took the time to reach into his pocket and pull out a deadly... magazine?

"What the..." said Hiei as he flipped to a random page. "Holy..." His face turned white and he dropped the magazine, then made his way into the corner with Yusuke and Kurama.

"Tolga they had magazines for that kind of stuff," murmered Cecero, blushing. Genkai picked it up and flipped through it.

"Ooh, nasty," she said. Kuwabara peered over her shoulder and looked ill. "Hey, that girl there looks like a female version of Kurama." Kuwabara walked to his own corner and vomited. She looked up from the grotesque magazine.

"Oh, is it actually my turn?" She looked at the two corners occupied by the cowardly young men blowing chunks and smirked. "Alright then. About time."

"So now the old lady is gonna fight me?" asked Cecero.

"That's right," said Genkai, cracking her knuckles.

"What about the nakedness issue?" he asked again.

"Got over it," she said, readying her fighter's stance.

"And you're going to fight me now?" he scoffed. She nodded. He began to laugh. "Okay, I'm not falling for it. Where's the big strong guy you've got hiding, waiting to take me down? I'll take him on!"

Cecero started searching and everyone fell over. "Just fight the old hag!" exclaimed Yusuke.

"Alright, alright," mumbled Cecero, facing Genkai once more. "I'll let you get a punch on me for free." Genkai raised her eyebrows.

"Are you serious?" she said with a chuckle.

"Well, yeah," he said. "I don't wanna kill an old lady." Everyone started to laugh and Cecero blushed a bit. "Hey, what's so funny?"

"You'll find out soon enough," she said with a smirk. "Go on. Don't worry about me. Come at me." Cecero backed away.

"You've got something planned, don't you?" he asked with a sneer. "And you're all in on it." He glanced at all the others. "Well I'm not falling for it. Tell me your secret."

"Secrets?" Genkai asked. "No secrets. In fact, I'll tell you my whole battle plan. You see, first you're going to come at me, then I'm going to give you everything I've got until you're pulp." Cecero blinked a few times.

"You're a freaky old hag!" he shouted. "You're scaring me! Get away!" He stumbled backwards and tripped, scrambled to his feet, and ran away screaming. Genkai stared.

"Well, that was a big disappointment," she said.

"I'll say," said Yusuke. "Too bad you used up your only fight. You should have had Yugi look at him. That would've done it."

Genkai started to speak, but stopped, then tried again, but didn't seem to be able to find the words to describe her rage. She stomped off steaming instead. "Let's just finish this up!" she shouted.

"You're going to give her another chance, aren't you?" asked Kurama.

"No way," he replied. "She's an old lady. What does she know about fighting?" Kurama fell over.

"You're one to speak, having been slapped upside the head so many times," Hiei scoffed. Yusuke fumed.