Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Mission in America ❯ Super Salty Intermission ( Chapter 32 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Today you are given the rare oppertunity to view a never-before-seen sneak peek at Muriko's original setting, my first novel, "Modern Cave," where her name was actually Lei May.



Chapter Fourteen- Opperation May



"Com'ere!" was the interjection Rich had repeated sixty-two times before it actually penetrated my skull, but even then I couldn't keep my eyes off May. I wanted her to look at me. For some reason I just wanted to yell at her. "If you don't get over here I'm going home and burning your baseball cards, Charlie!"

"Just a minute, he-bitch," I hissed, finally approaching Miss May, who was speaking to my literary teacher with wild eyes, her bright red lips curling into a doll-like smile. When her brown eyes averted to my face, I froze there. I couldn't yell at May; just couldn't.

"What is it?" she asked with that fake doll smile. I knew she was scared inside, as if I could see right through her eyes to her trembling bowels. Even though I could have struck her then just for hiding her fear, I couldn't hurt that woman. She was hurting enough, just by her own account. All of a sudden I had the same strange song running through my head at fast forward again and again, and I knew I loved Miss May. I was sure of a lot of things by then.



Yep, that's all you get. And now... just so you don't kill me... a real intermission from the Spirit Detectives and such!


Yusuke: Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Keiko: Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Kurama: It's...
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious

Hiei: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Genkai: Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Botan: Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

Koenma: Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
My father gave me nose a tweak
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned a word
That saved me achin' nose

Shenkan: The biggest word I ever heard
And this is how it goes: Oh!

All:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Muriko: Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Yugi: Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

Tea: He traveled all around the world
And everywhere he went
He'd use his word and all would say
"There goes a clever gent"

Joey: When Dukes and maharajas
Pass the time of day with me
I say me special word and then
They ask me out to tea



All: Oh..
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious

Yukina: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Devlin: Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Kaiba: Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

All: So when the cat has got your tongue
There's no need for dismay
Just summon up this word
And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it could change your life

Kuwabara: One night I said it to me girl
And now me girl's my wife!


Yeah. I hope you liked that. That's what I call entertainment.




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