Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ And the Father Is... ❯ Chapter One: What In the Seven Hells?! ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Hey everyone!


This is a story I've been working on for a while. I decided to conbined the first four chapters of this originally 12 chaptered story; which is still continuing by the way. of the chapters together; most of what I have so far, I hope you guys enjoy this new yaoi story from little old me! This story is going to be a funny romance just so you know ^_~. I mean Kuwa gets preggy!! It's GOING to be funny ^_^, especially since there's a twist ^_~. But you'll all have to read to find that out!!

ENJOY!


Disclaimer: I do not own anything, the only thing I own is the story line and that's it. Everyone else in this story and everything else belongs to those who created them. Period. (This includes all future chapters)


WARNING:

This fic contains the following:

Yaoi, Language, Sexual Situations, a bit of Out Of Character in certain parts; the beginning has Kurama OOC but he's drunk so I couldn't help that ^^;;;, Spoilers of the show, explicit scenes, throwing up, and anything else that happens I will warn in the beginning of that chapter; but as of now those above are the only warnings.

If you do not like any of what was listed above, please leave now and never look back.

Thank you.

Ps. Sorry, but I tried to do Jin's accent and know I did it wrong, so just forgive me ^^;;;.


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And the Father Is…


Chapter One:


Kuwabara sighed as he sat on the couch watching everyone act like morons, though was his opinion. It seemed that every single person he had ever met while he had worked for Spirit World were all cramped in Yusuke’s small apartment.

Chuu came out of the bathroom with a wide grin on his face, still pulling up his pants. Kuwabara couldn’t help but blush and decided he needed to fine someone who wasn’t drunk to talk to. He would have just left, but it was Yusuke’s 21st birthday party, and being his best friend and all meant that no matter how uncomfortable he was feeling he couldn’t leave until everyone else did; meaning Kuwabara had to be the last one to leave.

He stood up and walked towards Kurama, who was trying to find Hiei, who disappeared with Shishi.

“Yo Kurama.” Kuwabara said, moving through the crowd of demon’s Yusuke knew until he was standing next to the fox demon, who didn’t look too pleased.

“Yusuke is taking this whole day too serious.” Growled Kurama, a flicker of gold mixed with his green eyes.

Kuwabara gulped, knowing whatever had happened, he shouldn’t ask; but of course it was curiosity that killed the cat; and that is what got Kuwabara in the situation this story is leading up to.


“What happened now?” Kuwabara asked.


“He not only invited Yomi and his son to this ‘little gathering’ BUT he had the nerve, THE NERVE to invite Kuronue…he knows I’m with Hiei now and he the balls to invite THAT bat demon who didn’t even CALL me after he was brought back to life!” Kurama hissed.


“Well, he probably knew you were going out with Hiei and didn’t want to get involved.” Kuwabara suggested, trying to keep the blood shed to a zero.


“I wasn’t WITH Hiei then! But THAT’S not what gets me off! Hiei’s gone and I think HE had something to do with it!” Kurama said, scanning the crowded room for any sigh of either his lover or ex-lover.


“Kurama, don’t you think you’re being a bit…paranoid?” Kuwabara asked, but regretted it.


“Paranoid! ME paranoid! HA! I’ll show you paranoid! YOU are paranoid! YOU aren’t EVEN drinking because you’re afraid you’ll get drugged up or even taken advantage of!” Kurama said, though he had a little more then five drinks and really was the LAST person Kuwabara should have listened to at the moment.


However, when someone like Kuwabara is met with a challenge, it is his honor as a man to not back down.


“Fine.” Kuwabara said, walking up to the bar which had Jin serving the drinks.


“Well ‘ello there Kuwabara. Whadaya have ta drink?” Jin said with a grin that would make anyone feel a bit worried.


Kuwabara gulped.


He knew his sixth sense was stronger then when he was 14 and it was at this point where he should have backed out, but his pride as a man was at stake, and not to mention to show Kurama that he was acting foolish with his paranoia.


“What do you recommend?” Kuwabara asked, sitting down at the bar.


He felt an arm wrap around his shoulder and turned to find a drunk off his ass Yusuke hanging on him.


“Give ‘im the ‘pecialller thingy Jinny boy!” slurred Yusuke.


Jin grinned from ear to ear, which were pointier then a white picket fence.


“Comin’ right up Urameshi!”


Jin saluted to the drunken man who grinned at the wind master as he got started making the drink. Yusuke leaned on the blushing and very uncomfortable Kuwabara. His warm breathe sent chills up Kuwabara’s spine as his drunken best friend whispered into his ear.


“I’ll be back, ‘bara.” Yusuke kissed Kuwabara on the cheek before stumbling off, leaving a red as a tomato Kuwabara sitting frozen in his seat.


“Ok…that’s enough drinks for Urameshi.” Kuwabara mumbled, shaking his head as he tried to calm down.


“There ya go! One Makai’s Kiwi Special on the Rocks!” Jin said, before going off to help another demon.


Kuwabara looked at the puke green liquid, before turning to find Kurama was looking at him, though now he was Yoko Kurama and he had a grin that gave him chills worse then when Yusuke kissed him.


He turned back to the liquid and took in a deep breathe.


“Well, here goes nothin’.” Kuwabara mumbled before taking a sip.


He swallowed the liquid that tasted like a minty Kiwi flavor, though tasted better then he thought it would.


“Not bad.” He said, finishing off the drink.


Yoko sniffed the air and with a ferial growl was off, most likely on the scent of his mate, or maybe the unlucky bat demon Kuronue.

Kuwabara enjoyed the drink a bit too much, having ordered three more before he felt something in his lower stomach growl. Kuwabara stood up, holding his legs together as he bend over low.


“Ya all right there?” asked a demon who he hadn’t seen before.


“I think I’m gonna die!” whined Kuwabara as he rushed past the demon and into Yusuke’s bathroom, slamming the door behind him.


He blessed his luck that the seat was down and cursed finding it wet. He shot up and cleaned the seat but was only able to do that as his lower bowels were emptied into the toilet below.

After about twenty minutes in the bathroom, a flush was heard and out came a relieved Kuwabara. He looked around finding more then half of the people had left, which made Kuwabara feel a bit more at ease. It wasn’t like he wasn’t good in huge crowds; it was just he felt un-comfortable around ALL those demon’s all at once, especially since he didn’t know more then HALF of them. Another thing that made him uneasy was the fact that most of the demon’s were drunk and were giving him stares that made his skin crawl.

He looked around and found Hiei and Kurama snuggling. Kuwabara smiled at the two. He was alright with their relationship, being gay himself; though Kurama was bai and Hiei…well…no one knew where Hiei stood, even though he was with Kurama. Yusuke was the same, though Kuwabara was sure that his best friend was straighter then a stick, even if he DID kiss him TWICE, once was that very night, the other was in that dream back when Yusuke and he were 14 years old; but neither of those kisses counted as meaning Yusuke was bia or even gay.

Yusuke came up to Kuwabara, sober then the last time he had seen his best friend.


“Hey Kuwa! I haven’t seen you for a while! I was afraid you left the party!” Yusuke said, hanging on Kuwabara.


“You’re my best friend Urameshi I wouldn’t leave ya to clean all this shit up before yer mom comes home from that convention.” Kuwabara said, putting Yusuke into a head lock.


Yusuke laughed and the two began to have one of their famous rough house rumbles, that is, until a pain shot through Kuwabara’s stomach. He froze up, while on the ground, Yusuke having him pinned to the floor. Yusuke laughed until he saw the pain in his best friend’s eyes.


“Hey, what’s wrong Kuwabara?” Yusuke asked letting go of Kuwabara’s wrists and sitting next to him.


“I don’t know.” Groaned Kuwabara as his hands went to his stomach. “It….it must have been that drink Jin gave me….”


“Yusuke, Hiei and I are going to go home.” Kurama said, but didn’t continue as he realized Yusuke looked worried at Kuwabara who was turning a bit pale.


“Kuwabara-kun, what happened?” Kurama asked, kneeling down on the other side of his friend; having sobered up as well.


“Hn, must have partied too hard.” Hiei said with a snicker.


“Shut up….argghh….” Kuwabara groaned, causing Hiei to worry….just a little tiny bit.


Several more people came around, wondering what was going on, Jin, Chuu, Shishi, Suzuka, Kuronue who stayed hidden in the crowd, Rinku, Toya, and Yomi.


“Hey is he gonna be alright?” Rinku asked.


“I’m not sure.” Kurama said, feeling Kuwabara’s head, which was heated up.


“Maybe I should take him home…” Yusuke started, until another moan of agony came from his best friend’s lips. “Or Genkai’s.”


“N-no…I’m fine.” said Kuwabara, forcing a smile. “You go enjoy being a man Urameshi.”


“Yeah, we can take ‘im home.” Chuu said as he bent down to lift Kuwabara up.


“No…I’m his best friend I should…” Yusuke started but Kurama stopped him, placing his hand on Yusuke’s shoulder.


“Kuwabara-kun’s right, you should enjoy your birthday.” Kurama said with a smile.


Yusuke looked at Kurama for a moment before glancing at Chuu who was helping the groaning Kuwabara onto his feet. He sighed and forced him self to enjoy himself.


‘But tomorrow I’m going to check on him…’ Yusuke thought.




~~~A Week Later…~~~~


The door bell rang to Kuwabara’s apartment, which was only two floors down and four doors over, in the same apartment building. Kuwabara groaned as he leaned over the toilet. He had been doing this as a ritual for the past week after Yusuke’s party, who was making it his responsibility to check in on his best friend.

Kuwabara made a move to answer the door, but found his face back in the toilet. A bang was heard as Kuwabara’s front door was broken down and Yusuke rushed into the bathroom, kneeling next to his heaving best friend, rubbing his back to help him.


“Man, I’m sooo sorry! I didn’t know that human’s can’t have that stuff…if I knew it made you sick I wouldn’t have had Jin make it for you….damn it….you got to see Genkai.” Yusuke said, running his free hand through his black hair.


“NO….no way Urameshi….arghhhh….I’m fine…I-I must have food poisoning or sumethin’.” Kuwabara was able to say before turning back towards the toilet.


“That’s it! I’m taking you to Genkai’s whether you like it or not!” growled Yusuke.


“Urameshi!” Kuwabara whined as he felt his best friend, pick him up and throw him over his shoulder.

Kuwabara covered his mouth.


“I’m gonna hurl…” he said before throwing up once more, just missing Yusuke’s shirt.


Kuwabara took in a few deep breathes and found that he had stopped, his stomach feeling a bit better.


“I’m fine now Urameshi, I think it’s out of my system.” Kuwabara said, but found Yusuke still didn’t let him go.


“We’re still going to see Genkai.” Yusuke said, ignoring the looks the two got as he walked out of the apartment complex and towards the garage.


“Oh come on Urameshi!” whined Kuwabara as Yusuke shoved his friend into the seat and then hoped into his side, locking the door before Kuwabara could escape.


“What are you afraid of anyway?” Yusuke said, starting the car.


“Nothing, I just think you’re over reacting is all.” Kuwabara sighed.


“Well I think yer being an idiot and should stop for once in your life being stupid and just get checked out. We don’t know what was in that stuff Jin gave you and it could have done something bad to you…” Yusuke said, heading towards Genkai’s.


Kuwabara sighed, knowing he had lost. He couldn’t say anything whenever Yusuke had those eyes; those eyes of regret. Yusuke felt that everything that happened to Kuwabara was his fault, which little then less then half of all the bad things that did happen to Kuwabara WERE his fault, but that wasn’t the point. The point was Kuwabara didn’t like that look Yusuke had whenever something bad happened to him.


The two sat in silence for the half an hour ride to Genkai’s temple. Normally the ride was two hours, but Yusuke knew all of the back roads where he could push the petal to the metal. When they reached Genkai’s, Kuwabara had trouble walking up the steps, finding his strength seemed to give out after the first set of steps; which had ten steps out of the fifty that she had.

Yusuke grunted as he had to carry the extremely embarrassed Kuwabara up the other forty steps and when he reached the top, Yusuke let Kuwabara off and the two walked to the temple; Yusuke still having to help Kuwabara walk.

Yusuke banged on the temple door, screaming for his former master’s name. He was bringing his hand down for another ‘knock’ when Genkia appeared in the doorway, a little more the pissed off.


“What the Hell is it and it better be important Yusuke.” Hissed Genkai, however her temper calmed a bit when she noticed the look Yusuke had; knowing that look and noticing the condition of Kuwabara, she nodded and turned, leading them into the temple.

Y
usuke and Kuwabara followed behind the master until they reached a room that had a bed in the middle. It looked to be similar to a doctor’s office, with weird machines and such.


“Damn grandma!” whistled Yusuke as he set the tired Kuwabara on the bed. “I didn’t know you had a room like this! Geeze, did you use to be a nurse or sumethin’?”


“Someone in my profession and where I live should always be prepared. Now, lay down and tell me what’s wrong this time.” Genkai said turning to Kuwabara, who followed the master’s directions.


“Well,” Yusuke began. “For the past, after my birthday party, Kuwabara’s been puking his guts out. It’s all my fault, well maybe Jin’s cause he gave him the drink, but I did tell Jin to give it to him, but I was drunk and didn’t know what I was saying and…”


“Alright I get it. You got him drunk and you think it was the drink. So what drink was it?” Genkai asked, lifting up Kuwabara’s shirt a bit to look at his stomach which was a little swollen.


“Uh, I think Jin called it a Makai’s Kiwi Special on the Rocks.” Yusuke said.


He tensed up after seeing Genkai’s response to the name.


“How many?” she asked as she looked over Kuwabara’s lower stomach, pushing down a bit.


“I don’t know…” Yusuke said.


“I think I had three or four. What’s wrong? Was it really that bad for me to drink?” Kuwabara asked, worry in his brown eyes.


“No…but I need to confirm something. Yusuke.” Genkai turned to her old pupl. “I need to speak to you out side for a moment.”


“I can handle whatever it is, just tell me.” Kuwabara said, sitting up as he pulled his shirt back down.

Genkai turned a stern glare at him.


“I have a few questions for Yusuke. Just lie back down and relax.” Genkai said in a voice not to argue with.


Kuwabara gave a worried glance towards Yusuke before lying back down. Genkai closed the door behind her and was met with a worried and demanding Yusuke.


“Alright Grandma, what did you want to ask me? Is Kuwabara going to be alright? Is it something serious?”


“Shut up dimwit. The only reason I asked you to come out here is because I’m going to be asking you a personal question that will make Kuwabara freak.” Genkai said.


Yusuke nodded, letting her know that he was ready.


“Was there any amount of time, after he drank that drink where no one saw him?”


“Yeah, about twenty minutes worth, why?” Yusuke asked, having a gut feeling he wouldn’t like what he was about to hear.

Genkai sighed.


“Just enough time…” she muttered.


“Huh?” Yusuke asked, hearing the comment.


“Did anyone…come on to him last night?” Genkai asked.


“What!” Yusuke shouted his eyes wide.


“You know, anyone openly showing they liked him more then a normal guy should?” Genkai sighed.


“No! No…well…Chuu really was persisted on taking him home last night, but what does THAT have to do with Kuwabara being sick for a week?”


She sighed again.


“That drink he had is an aphrodisiac for demons. Think of it as a demon’s Viagra. However, it’s not meant for human’s to drink and when it’s in a human’s system, their bowel movements are altered for less then 24 hours, making them fertile.” Genkai said, taking out a cigarette.


Yusuke stood there wide eyed as he stared at Genkai.


“…What are you saying?”


“You know exactly what I’m saying Yusuke. Kuwabara is pregnant.”


A thud was heard from behind the door, when Genkai opened it, there Kuwabara lay, having fainted. She shook her head.


“This is going to be fun.” Mumbled Genkai.




~~~A Few Hours Later...~~~


His head hurt like a sledge hammer had pounded his head in more then a zillion times over and over. A low groan escaped his lips as his eyes blinked open, his eyes trying to adjust to the light.


“Ku---bar—!”


His hearing was out of whack for a moment, as well as his eyes that were blurry at the moment. However, after several more blinks and shakes of the head, he was better.

Kuwabara sat up, holding his head.


“Are you alright man?” Yusuke asked, worry all over his face as it was in his voice.


Yusuke stood next to Kuwabara, who was lying back on the examming table in Genkai’s Temple.


“What happened?” Kuwabara grumbled, giving his head a few shakes before the daze was gone.


“You fainted.” Stated Genkai. “I was trying to avoid something like this, that’s why I asked Yusuke to leave the room. You are more of a dimwit then he is.”


“Hey!” shouted Yusuke, pouting as he didn’t like to be called a dimwit. “I’m not a dimwit!”


Kuwabara sat there trying to remember. It didn’t take too long, however for what happened to come back to him. He wished he had amnesia at this point.


“How can I be pregnant?” Kuwabara said in awe, resting his head on top of his hand. “I mean how did it happen?”


“What? You never got the birds and the bees talk?” snickered Yusuke.


He found it funny that Kuwabara was pregnant, but what bothered him was he didn’t know who Kuwabara was with, he thought his best friend was still single. Kuwabara WAS his best friend, meaning that he would tell him EVERYTHING, and something like who he was with was something a best friend shared.


“That’s not what I meant!” said Kuwabara. “I mean I can’t be pregnant! I just can’t I mean…I’m a…”


“Guys can become pregnant if they have sex with a demon male, but even more so with that drink you had, and with the amount you drank, it was inevitable that you would get pregnant.” Genkai said.


“No, that’s not what I meant. I mean I know about that, like how human guys can get pregnant with a demon if they take a drug or something like that, I mean I asked Kurama about that once, but…” Kuwabara started.


“Wait…why did you ask Kurama about something like this?” Yusuke asked with a raised eye brow.


“Well, come on Urameshi, you know I’m gay and I love kids. So, I was curious if there was any way other then adoption if I could have kids…”


“So what? You want kids with Kurama? Is he the father? Damn Kuwabara, I never knew you could be like that! You know Kurama’s with Hiei!” Yusuke shouted.


“NO! I asked because I wanted to know for when I DO find that special guy, you know? So when I know if I COULD have kids…but that’s not the point. The point is I CAN’T be pregnant!”


“Why not? I thought you’d be happy, you did JUST say that you wanted kids? What? You don’t like the guy that stuck it to you or what?” Yusuke said, when his eyes widened. “DON’T TELL ME IT WAS RAPE!”


“SHUT UP URAMESHI! It wasn’t rape! The reason I CAN’T be pregnant is cause I’m STILL a VIRGIN! There ya happy now!” huffed Kuwabara, who was redder then a tomato.


It was embarrassing to admit that he had never done it with a girl, let a lone with a guy, especially since he was twenty.

Genkai almost dropped her cigarette out of her mouth. She was baffled that Kuwabara was still a virgin, but her surprise didn’t last long since it registered that it WAS Kuwabara. He was the old fashioned type, meaning that he wouldn’t do it with anyone, like Yusuke did.

Yusuke stared, mouth open at his friend, who wouldn’t look him in the eyes, as his entire body seemed to tomato red.


“Are you sure?” Yusuke asked, still in shock.


“Do you think I wouldn’t know if I let a guy stick it to me!” Kuwabara growled. “I’m STILL a virgin with BOTH sexes! I…I wanted my first time to be with the same guy I wanted kids with…” Kuwabara sighed.


“Well…maybe you got drunk and can not remember, I mean you did have a LOT of that stuff…” Yusuke started, trying to comprend how it was possible for Kuwabara to still be a virgin and be preggy.


“I know I’m still a virgin cause of two reasons. One, it takes a LOT more then four drinks, no matter what they are to make me drink, not only cause of my weight and height, but because of my spirit energy can heal me faster. I experimented one time with Shizuru to make sure I knew what my limit was. It was around 8 straight vokas. And Two, if a guy did stick it to me up my as…I mean butt.” Kuwabara corrected him self because of Genkai. “Then it would be hurting the day afterwords, and I know that because I asked Kurama that too, and he told me his hurt for almost a week after he went a round with Hiei…and don’t tell either of them I told you that.” Kuwabara added.


“But then how the HELL did you get preggy!” shouted Yusuke. “I mean, damn, yer not the Virgin Mary! Come on Kuwabara, just tell me who it was, and if it was rape I’ll take care of the guy.” Yusuke said his eyes fired up.


“Urameshi, it wasn’t rape. I can’t believe you’d think I’m not strong enough to protect my self from something like that, and I’m not lying! That’s why I’m just as surprised as you are that I’m preggy!”


Genkai had absorbed the information, an idea coming to mind, but she didn’t know if that was what happened.


“Kuwabara, are you certain you weren’t involved with anyone? What about Chuu or Jin or whoever brought you back home?” Genkai asked, trying to narrow down the options.


“No Master Genkai. Once the guys brought me back to my place, I ran to the bathroom and puked my gutts out for the rest of the night and for the rest of the week. Chuu and the other guys left me alone after that.” Kuwabara said. “Are you sure this isn’t gas or food poisoning?”


“No. You are pregnant. I’ve seen enough of this kind of thing to know when I see it.”


“But how the HELL can he STILL be a VIRGIN! I mean, he’s pregnant! That only happens when sex happens! Is there a demon that can make people preggy just by touching them or something?” Yusuke asked.


“Not that I know of, I’ll contact Koenma he may know what to do.” Genkai said a thoughtful look on her face. “For now, neither of you speak of this, not even to Kurama or Hiei.”


“Why?” Kuwabara asked.


“Demons are interesting creatures. When a human or a demon is unmated and with child, they are more vulnerable to being mated, in short, they are easy prey to get jumped and mated. What makes this worse is the fact you’re still a virgin.” sighed Genkai.


“How come?” asked Yusuke, narrowing his eyes, not liking ANY of the information Genkai said.


“Since he’s pregnant with a demon baby and STILL a virgin, he is more of a beacon to demons to come on to him. Demons enjoy mating or even having intercourse with virgins and since Kuwabara is still a virgin that along with the smell he is admitting from being pregnant drives demons crazy.” Genkai said.


“I don’t smell anything.” Humped Yusuke.


“He isn’t yet, but eventually he will and it will drive demon’s crazy. So in the mean time, I want you to stay here until either the baby is born or until we figure out this; whichever happens first.” Genkai said.


“Then I’m staying here.” Yusuke said.


“Yusuke, you’re a demon, you can’t stay here.”


“I won’t do anything! I can control my erges!”


“Urameshi, please, this is bad enough for me already…besides, I’ll be fine here I mean Genkai has those wards up all around the temple so I’ll be fine here, really Urameshi.” Kuwabara said with a weak smile.


Yusuke looked at Kuwabara and sighed. He felt bad since it was his entire fault. Yusuke wanted to protect him from those demon’s who only wanted his best friend for sex and his kid, though Yusuke wouldn’t have mind having Kuwabara as his mate. Yusuke shook his head. He was going to control his erges, but it was kind of hard since he ALREADY had feelings for his best friend.


“Alright, but at least let me get you some stuff…huh, can I still visit him?” Yusuke asked giving Genkai puppy dog eyes.


Genkai sighed.


“Fine, but not too often where you live here, I already have enough to worry about you losing control and jumping Kuwabara.”


“Yeah, yeah! I promised I wouldn’t! So what do ya need, Kuwabara?” Yusuke asked.


“Well, some pjs would be nice and some of my boxers and some extra clothes and Eikichi too, if it’s ok with Master Genkai.” Kuwabara looked over to her, who nodded in agreement.


“As long as I don’t have to clean after it, you can keep her here.” Genkai said, lighting up a cigarette.


“Oh should I tell Shizuru about this?” Kuwabara asked.


“I’ll take care of that.” Genkai said, turning around. “Come on Yusuke.”


“I’m talking to Kuwabara.” Yusuke growled.


“I’m not leaving you alone with him. I know you won’t mean to, but demon impulses are stronger then you think, Yusuke.” Genkai said.


“Just pack whatever can fit in my suit case, Urameshi, and make sure to bring Eikichi ’s litter box.” Kuwabara said.


“Alright, I’ll be back Kuwabara, and maybe when I come back we can play some video games.” Yusuke snickered.


“No.” Genkai said. “By the time you come back it will be late and I don’t want to hear you two at three in the morning like you did last time you visited me.”


Yusuke growled.


“Alright, I guess I’ll see you in a little bit. We’ll just hang tomorrow…man, I’m glad I just finished my college courses.” Kuwabara said.


“Yeah. I’ll get yer stuff then.” Yusuke said.


“Thanks Urameshi.”


“Hey no problem. It wouldn’t be right not turn down help to a pregnant person.” winked Yusuke.


“Shut up!” growled Kuwabara.


Yusuke stuck his tongue out at Kuwabara before leaving the room.




~~~~At Kuwabara’s apartment..~~~


Yusuke gave one last look around Kuwabara’s apartment. After making sure that he got everything Kuwabara needed, and settling the meowing Eikichi in his coat pocket, which was big enough for the cat.

As Yusuke walked out of Kuwabara’s apartment, locking the door behind him, a familiar voice caused him to freeze.


“Hello Yusuke.”


‘Shit…’ Yusuke thought as Genkai’s words went through his mind. ‘I can’t let them know…I know they wouldn’t hurt Kuwabara on purpose…well Kurama wouldn’t, not sure about Hiei, but I better think of something fast.’

Yusuke turned around and smiled as Kurama and Hiei came up, Hiei looking as if he didn’t want to be there.


“Hey guys! Didn’t think I’d see you here.”


“Like wise. We came to see if Kuwabara-kun was feeling better.” Kurama said.


His green eyes noticed two cat ears poking out from Yusuke’s right pocket and he raised an eyebrow.


“Yusuke, where are you going?” Kurama asked.


“Oh….ummmm….” Yusuke started, scratching the back of his head. “Well, Kuwabara and I are…going camping, YEAH! And we’ll be gone for the weekend. We’ve planed this for weeks already as a…ummm a birthday treat for me, yeah, and Kuwabara’s feeling better….well, he’s waiting for me so I better go…” Yusuke said, starting to head past the two.


“Wait.” Hiei said, his eyes narrowed.


Yusuke froze, gulping.


‘Crap.’ He thought as he turned to give a smile at Hiei.


“What’s up Hiei?” Yusuke asked, but grew scared as Hiei’s bandana had a faint glow underneath it.


‘Crap, I better get outta here before Hiei breaks through my mental barrier and reads my thoughts…’ Yusuke thought.


“I really got to go, so whatever it is Hiei, it’s gotta wait. I’ll see you guys on Monday.” Yusuke said, turning around and giving them a backward wave.


Out of Yusuke’s pocket the cat peeked it’s head up and looked behind at the two demons who were more then supicious as to why Yusuke was acting the way he was.


“Damn…” Hiei hissed.


Kurama glanced down at his lover.


“He blocked me. He’s hiding something.” Hiei said.


“Yes. And it has to do with Kuwabara.” Kurama said.


“Do you think we should follow the detective?” snickered Hiei.


Kurama smiled.


“Just what I had in mind, koi.” Kurama said before kissing Hiei on the lips.


“Hn.” Hiei said but smirked. “Let’s go.”


Yusuke continued to walk. It wasn’t too much after he left the apartment when he noticed that he was being followed.

‘Damn it…I gotta lose them…I can’t let them know about Kuwabara…I know that they don’t want to hurt him…I’m still not too sure about Hiei, but still…’ Yusuke thought, glancing back for the fourth time. ‘But how can I lose those two?’

Yusuke continued to walk, the faint meow of Eikichi from his coat pocket, catching his attention. He reached his hand in the pocket and petted the cat.

“Hey Eikichi its ok, you’re going to see yer daddy soon.” Yusuke said, but had to chuckle at the thought.

He knew Kuwabara would be a great dad; by the way he treated his cat.


‘All the more reason to lose those two before he’s hurt, physically and mentally, though he can’t get messed up more then he is in the head.’ Snickered Yusuke, but he shook his head, trying to keep his head clear.


It was at this time an idea came to mind.


‘It’s a long shot, but it might work!’ Yusuke thought, making a right turn down a street, going in the opposite direction of where he needed to go.


Kurama and Hiei glanced at each other as they noticed Yusuke heading down the street, in the ‘Gay’ district.


“You don’t think he’s?” Hiei started with a raised eye brow.


Everyone thought Yusuke was straighter then a stick, especially since he was a pervert and liked to flip Keiko’s skirt all the time.


“Don’t jump to conclusions; he might be picking Kuwabara up at one of the bars.” Kurama said.


The two followed the detective as he made his way through the crowd of people who were walking along the side walk. After almost a twenty minute walk, Yusuke entered a bar. Without even hesitating, the two demons followed in after their friend, only to find them selves in not only a gay bar, but a BIKER GAY BAR!!


“What the Hell?!” Hiei said as he and Kurama were surrounded by a bunch of buffed biker guys.


“Hey fellas! We got some fresh meat!” laughed one of the men; he had huge muscles and a bunch of tattoos all over his arms.


“Shit…” mumbled Kurama, grabbing Hiei’s shirt and beginning to back up…very VERY slowly, as not to alert them of their escape.


“Leaving so soon?” came a familiar voice.


Both Kurama and Hiei’s eyes widened and their bodies stiffened at the teal headed demon that once helped a former ex-detective almost use Kuwabara to help open a portal to the demon world from the human world.


“Why don’t you stay a while and enjoy your selves?”


It was at that second voice that the two turned around to confirm their worst fears. There stood Sensui and Itsuki, both wearing tight leather vests as well as tighter then tight pants that showed every curve as if they weren’t wearing anything at all!


“Sensui…Itsuki….but you were going to another dimension the last time we saw you!” Kurama gasped.


He noticed Sensui look off to the right and wink at someone. Kurama glanced to the side and almost fell on the ground once he noticed Yusuke was the one Sensui was winking at, not to mention the fact that Yusuke winked back and escaped out the back door.


‘Why that little…’ Kurama thought before glancing towards Hiei, whose face was red, obviously he had seen the wink too.


“Now…” Itsuki began coming towards Kurama.


Hiei stepped in front of his lover with a death glare and a growl.


“Take a step closer to my mate and I’ll slice your throat and watch you bleed to death.” Hissed Hiei.


“Relax.” Sensui said, coming up along side his own mate. “We’re just going to have some fun…”


“The kind of fun us…guys like to have.” Winked Itsuki.


Both demons looked around the room, seeing the gleem in the eyes of the bikers that had surrounded them.


“…Oh shit…” Kurama said as he looked at a huge demon biker dude, who looked human, coming up behind him.


“I knew I should have brought my katanna.” Growled Hiei as another advanced on him.


Sensui smirked as his boys were showing Kurama and Hiei a good time, as long as his mate, when his pocket rang. He stepped out of the ‘dog pile’ and answered.


“You own me, you know that Urameshi?”


“Yeah yeah, thanks for keeping them off my tail.” Came Yusuke’s voice on the other end of the line.


“Yes well, even though Itsuki will always be my mate, I will still have room for Kuwabara in my heart. I hope you figure out whatever it is you need to help him, and tell him that Itsuki and I are expecting to see him around here some time for a visit.”


“I’ll tell him, but he won’t be able to go anywhere for a while…” Yusuke’s voice said.


Sensui was silent for a moment.


“Well, just tell him whenever he can, same goes for you Urameshi.”


“Alright, next time you have a party I’ll come and I’ll bring the booze. Thanks again man.”


“Sure. Besides, I find Kurama and Hiei fun to mess with.” Snickered Sensui.


“Yeah, well don’t mess with them too much or it will be my ass.” Yusuke laughed.


“Not to worry, Urameshi; we'll make sure they'll have the time of their lives." Sensui said.


"Thanks again, later Sensi.” Yusuke said before hanging up his cell phone, giving a sigh of relief. “They’ll keep them there for a while, giving me time to give Kuwabara his stuff and go home to check on mom.”


A meow from his pocket reminded him of his passenger.


“Hey there Eikichi.” Yusuke said, taking the cat out of his pocket and carrying her. “Are you hungry?”


A meow came from the cat, making Yusuke smile.


“Alright let’s get you something to eat.”


It was at this time his own stomach growled.


“I guess we’re both hungry…well….Kuwabara can wait another hour or so…” Yusuke said, walking towards Keiko’s house which was a Ranmen Shop.




~~~~At Genkai’s Temple, around midnight…~~~


“Where the Hell is he?” growled Kuwabara.


He had been waiting for his best friend for more then 10 hours for him to come back with his stuff. Not only was he tired and wanted to change into his PJs so he could sleep, not to mention the fact Genkai had already beaten him about 100 times plus in Mortal Combat…but he was feeling moodier then normal, meaning his mood swings were beginning to start.

Genkai took another sip from her tea.


“Relax. Most likely his demon instincts kicked in by now. I know he has the will power to keep him self away from you, but for how long, I am not certain. Most likely he is getting himself in order before he comes over, meaning he might not come until tomorrow morning.”


Kuwabara gave a frustrated sigh.


“This sucks…and to think I wanted to have kids…”


“Don’t say that! It’s not that bad!”


Genkai and Kuwabara turned towards the door finding a scuffed up Yusuke, his hair out of it’s gel and his clothes a bit dirty.


“What the Hell happened to you?!” Kuwabara asked, rushing to his friend.


Yusuke gave a side ways grin, as he dropped Kuwabara’s bag and scratched the back of his head.


“Well, I stopped by your house and got your stuff without a problem, but when I was leaving I ran into Kurama and Hiei…”


Kuwabara’s eyes widened.


“And they attacked you?! I can see the shrimp but Kurama?!”


“No, I got rid of them at the Blue Diamond Clam Bar.” Yususke said with a girn. “Oh and by the way, Itsuki and Sensui say hi and that they want you to visit soon, but they understand that you can’t at the moment, and before you yell at me, no I didn’t tell them, I just told them you were in some trouble and Kurama and Hiei would over react so I needed to escape.” Yusuke said.


Kuwabara looked at Yusuke for a moment before a grin came to his lips.


“So you had fun at the bar?”


Yusuke glared.


“No, I barely escaped Kurama and Hiei…I think they saw me leave…I think they’re going to ask a lot of questions about how Sensui and Itsuki are back.” Yusuke sighed.


“Well, so what? I bet they don’t care right now hehehe.” Laughed Kuwabara.


Yusuke snickered.


“Yeah, it looked like Sensui took good care of them for me. Anyway, Eikichi here got hungry, and I did so we stopped to get some Ranmen…”


“Keiko huh?” chuckled Kuwabara.


Yusuke snickered and scratched his head.


“Yeah, well, she really wanted me to do my homework and lecture me…I got out of there around 10 and I almost ran into Kurama and Hiei again…but lost them in the park, thanks to some friends Eikichi here.” Chuckled Yusuke as he brought out the little fur ball and handed her over to a very happy Kuwabara.


“Whaddya mean?”


“Well, Hiei got attacked by some cats, after Eikichi meowed…Kurama came up to me, demanding I tell them what was happening and the next thing I knew, Eikichi was meowing like crazy and all of these cats came from no where and jumped Hiei hahahaha YOU should have seen it!! Kurama was pulling one after another off while Hiei was sneezing!! I think he’s allergic to cats hahaha!” laughed Yusuke.


Kuwabara began to laugh, trying to imagine a cat covered and sneezing Hiei, but couldn’t.


“Man, I would have LOVED to see that! But that STILL doesn’t explain why you look like that.” Kuwabara said, pointing to Yusuke’s ruffed up look.


“Well…about that…Eikichi got creeped out at one point and I had to chase her through the park, as a dog came after her.” Said Yusuke, sweat dropping from her head.


Kuwabara’s eyes widened.


“WHAT?!”


“Yeah, well, don’t worry, I got her before the dog did…” Yusuke said, rubbing the dog bite that was on his ass. “Believe you me…”


“Alright.” Said Genkai, who had listened to the story. “It seems like we’re going to have more trouble then I expected.”


Genkai sighed.


“You might as well stay here for the night and see how it goes. If you are able to control your demonic urges, then you might have to stay here that way you don’t run into those two again.” Genkai said, taking out a cigarette and lighting it up.


Yusuke looked at Genkai for a moment before a huge grin crossed his face.


“Don’t worry, I wouldn’t touch Kuwabara here with a ten foot pole.” Joked Yusuke.


Kuwabara glared.


“Well, I don’t want you to touch me EVEN with a ten foot pole!”


Yusuke snickered.


“I bet I can beat you in Mortal Combat!”


“Yer on Urameshi!!” shouted Kuwabara, before the two rushed off to see who could beat who’s butt in a fighting video game.


Genkai sighed and took another drag from her cigarette.


‘Tomorrow we’ll see how this could have happened…’ Genkai thought before a scream came from the other room.


Her eyes widened as she sensed two energies coming from her temple, before she rushed off. When she entered the room, there was Yusuke trying to save Kuwabara from his sister, who was beating him up like usual, while poor Yukina, stood by, having come back from visiting her world. Yukina watched with a worried face. She knew something was wrong, something different about Kuwabara but couldn’t quite place what it was.

Genkai just stood in the door with a sigh, a sweat drop forming on her brow.


“Why do you care if I beat him up?! I’ve done it before and you’ve stand by watching and laughing!” hissed the pissed off girl, as she grabbed the swirly eyed and trying to speak Kuwabara.


Yusuke growled and pulled Kuwabara away from his sister.


“I think I’m gonna hurl again…” mumbled Kuwabara.


“It’s none of yer business!” hissed Yusuke.


Shizuru whacked Yusuke over the head before taking her brother back who was beginning to turn green in the face.


“Ummm…Kazuma? Are you alright?” asked Yukina, who was standing off to the side, not wanting to get in-between the two who were arguing.


“He’s my LITTLE BROTHER YOU IDIOT!! Of course it’s MY BUSINESSS!!!” growled Shizuru.


“Seriously, I’m gonna hurl!” whined Kuwabara.


It was at this moment, Genkai stepped in, saving the poor boy and his baby from any more abuse. The old master waited until Yusuke went to grab Kuwabara, and in that short time where no one had the boy, she pulled him away from the two and behind her, where he stumbled to the floor, landing on his butt and then falling backwards sprawled out. Yukina gasped and rushed to him, but was stopped by Genkai with her hand up.


“Shizuru, Yusuke.” She said with a harsh tone.


Both stopped and looked towards the old woman, whose face was stern and serious. Shizuru’s strong awareness caught on that something was wrong and took in a few breathes, calming down to the point where she was able to give a snort before pulling out a pack of cigarettes and lit one.


Yusuke grumbled but kept his focus on Kuwabara who was sitting up. His cheeks were a little less green and his eyes were back to being solid brown instead of swirls of brown.


“I tried to reach you earlier, but I might as well tell you in person. I wasn’t expecting to see you this soon, Yukina. However, now that you are back, I must tell you what I was going to tell you when you did come back.” Genkai said, looking at the two girls.


“What is it Genkai-san?” Yukina asked, wanting to check on Kuwabara, but knew that whatever reason she wasn’t allowed near him at the moment it had to deal with the issue that the woman was going to talk about.


“Let’s discus this in the other room.” Genkai said, before turning towards Yusuke. “You take them into the room.”


Yusuke snorted but decided to behave. He had matured a bit after the demon tournament, which was only three years earlier. His temper wasn’t as short as when he was fourteen and he was better at getting into ‘serious mode’ when he needed to be.

Yusuke looked at Shizuru who just looked back, but she did, along with a reluctant Yukina, followed Yusuke into the room where Kuwabara had been ‘diagnosed’ earlier.


“You.” Genkai said, turning to Kuwabara. “Get dressed and get settled. By the time you come into the room, I will have everything straightened out.”


Kuwabara gave Genkai a relieved sigh, not wanting to be in the room when Genkai spilled the news. He stood up and bowed.


“Thanks baa-san.”


Once Kuwabara walked out of the room and towards another part of the temple, Genkai sighed and took out a cigarette for her self.

“This is going to be one hell of a nine months….” She thought aloud, before going into the room.

When she opened the door she found Yusuke leaning up against the wall, giving Shizuru a stern glare, who was giving him one back as she smoked her cigarette, leaning against the examining table. Yukina was looking at the door with a worry look in her red orbs and was the first one to speak.


“Genkai-san…” Yukina started but was stopped by another raised hand.


“I’ve sent Kuwabara to get situated in one of my guess rooms. He will be living here for a while.”


“What did he get his ass into now?” Shizuru said, taking another drag from her cancer stick.


Yusuke growled as he glared at the older Kuwabara sibling. He didn’t know why, but he was feeling a little more protective then usual. He could feel his instincts telling him that he needed to protect his best friend, though he had ALWAYS felt that way about him. However, it wasn’t until after his birthday party that he was more inclined to be even more protective of him.


“It’s not his fault! Its…well…I guess it’s kinda my fault…” sighed Yusuke.


Shizuru raised an eye brown at him, now beginning to worry, especially since Yusuke admitted something was his fault.


“No Yusuke, you didn’t know so it was no one’s fault.”


“What wasn’t his fault? Why is Kazuma staying here?” Yukina asked her voice as sweet as her face filled with worry.


Genkai sighed.


“Let’s cut the crap and get straight to the point.” Genkai said turning towards Shizuru. “Kuwabara drank something he wasn’t suppose to, at Yusuke’s party and he ended up getting pregnant.”


Shizuru started at Genkai, her cigarette almost falling out of her mouth.


“Ummm Genkai-san, I know that I am not too familiar with humans and their customs, but…aren’t the females suppose to be fertile?” Yukina asked her red orbs starting at the master with an innocent naivety.


Genkai nodded.


“Yes, but with a certain drink that is only meant for male demons to drink to…get intimate can cause human males to become fertile.” Genkai said.


Shizuru stood there still in shock.


“You mean my little brother is preggy?”


Genkai nodded.


“And it happened at Yusuke’s birthday party?” Shizuru asked.


Both Genkai and Yusuke nodded.


Shizuru seemed to be stunned for a few moments before turning fire filled eyes towards Yusuke, who took a step back and gulped.


“Let me guess, YOU’RE the father, right? How could you do this to him? How could you mess with his emotions like this? You’re his BEST FRIEND!!” Shizuru shouted, taking slow menacing steps towards Yusuke, who backed up.


Normally Yusuke wasn’t afraid of anything, but Shizuru…Shizuru is just plain scary when pissed off, hell she could make King Enma HIM SELF piss himself!


“Nani?!” Yusuke gasped as his eyes widened. “NO! No I’m not!!”


“Oh so you’re just being extra protective over him for no good reason?!” Shizuru hissed.


“Shizuru, that’s enough. We’re not sure WHO the father is. However there are…complications….” Genkai said.


Shizuru turned her glare to Genkai, who stood her ground.


“What kind of complications?”


“Is Kazuma going to be alright?” Yukina asked her eyes filled with worry.


Genkai sighed.


She was happy Kuwabara wasn’t in the room at this point or he would be freaking out, especially with the condition he was in.


“The issue is we’re not sure HOW he got pregnant. Apparently he’s still a virgin.”


Both Shizuru and Yukina stood there blinking at Genkai.


“Genkai-san…I know I don’t know too much about humans and how they reproduce, but don’t they have to have sex to have children?” Yukina asked confusion on her cute child like face.


Genkai nodded.


“Yes, which is why dimwit, Kuwabara, and I are going to speak to Koenma tomorrow.”


“Hey! Stop calling me dimwit ya old hag!” Yusuke growled.


Genkai just ignored Yusuke and continued.


“Which leads me to my next point, Yukina.”


Yukina looked at Genkai.


“Yes Genkai-san.”


“Since Kuwabara will be staying here for the next nine months or so you will have to move back home until his baby is born.”


Everyone was stunned into silence. Before Yukina could ask, Genkai answered her un-asked question.


“You know how a demon’s urges can get strong, especially when there’s an unmated pregnant demon around.”


Yukina eyes widened for a moment, realization kicking in before she nodded.


“I understand Genkai-san.”


“Hold on, grand ma!” Yusuke said waving his arms around. “I don’t get how Yukina has to leave!”


“She’s a demon you dimwit! What? You thought only MALE demon’s would be after Kuwabara?”


Yusuke’s face turned pale.


Genkai sighed, realizing that her pupil was given more credit then he should have.


“Yusuke, when I said demons, I meant ALL demons of both sexes!”


“Shit…” Yusuke mumbled.


It was obvious Kuwabara was in much deeper then Yusuke had thought.


“Hey…ummmm…is it safe to come in yet?” Kuwabara asked, sticking his head in through the door.


Kuwabara was shocked to find his sister pulling him into the room and into a hug. Kuwabara looked at his sister stunned.


“Uh…Shizuru?”


“Just shut up and let me hold you.” Shizuru said.


She was scared for her baby brother. He was going to go through Hell having this baby, and who knew if he would still be in trouble even after the baby was born. All of her efforts of protecting her baby brother from the evils of the world seemed to go down the drain in a moment of stupidity on Yusuke’s part. Yes she believed it was Yusuke’s fault, because like most other things Kuwabara’s ass was in trouble was HIS fault.


Kuwabara gave Genkai a worried look. She sighed, she didn’t expect the elder Kuwabara sibling to act the way she was.


‘She at least realizes the danger Kuwabara is in.’ Genkai thinks, glancing over to Yusuke who still seemed to be in shock about the ‘all demon’s’ comment.


‘And maybe Yusuke is starting to realize it as well. As long as we keep Kuwabara calm everything will be fine. He can normally handle something like this, but being pregnant and with a demon baby will take its toll on him…emotionally and physically. If we knew who the father was then we could know what to except his pregnancy to be like. Each demon has a different way of giving birth and some demon pregnancies that involve a human male end up with the ‘mother’ dying in birth…Kuwabara’s been a lucky man his life…I hope this will be one o his lucky moments as well….’ Genkai thought.


“Shizuru, you are more then welcomed to live here as well.” Genkai said, breaking the awkward silence that was created as Shizuru continued to hug her brother.


“Well…actually…” Shizuru said, turning to Genkai, but still having a hold on her brother, holding his hand tight. “I was going to see if Yukina would like to stay with me since she probably would like to still stay close to my little brother; to check on him and all.”


Yukina’s eyes glistened, happy to hear the offer.


“Oh could I Genkai-san? I could at least visit him once in a while.” Yukina asked.


Genkai thought it over a bit. There wasn’t anything wrong with visits as long as they weren’t long and too frequent. Genkai nodded her head.


“It’s alright, but once a week, and no longer then six hours the most. I know you wouldn’t hurt him on purpose, but it’s not worth the risk.” Genkai said.


Kuwabara looked at Yukina, a confused look before it hit him, his eyes widening.


“I’m in real deep trouble aren’t I.”


Genkai could tell from the look in Kuwabara’s eyes that he had realized that it’s wasn’t the male demons after him but both sexes. Genkai pitied the young man.


“Yes, but as long as you stay in my temple for the next nine months and avoid too much contact with demons you will be fine.” Genkai said.


“Now it’s late and I’m too old to be up this late. I suggest you and Yusuke get some sleep for tomorrow.” Genkai said, before turning to Shizuru.


“Wait! Why?” Yusuke asked, already forgetting the visit to Koenma.


Genkai sighed.


“Why did I have to pick such a dimwit for a successor? We’re going to see Koenma tomorrow.”


Yusuke was going to retort but one look at Kuwabara’s sad and worried face made him shut his mouth.


‘I have to help Kuwabara, no matter what.’ Yusuke thought and nodded, which surprised the old master, but she smiled.


‘Maybe he’s grown more into a man then I thought.’ Genkai thought before turning to Shizuru again.


“You should go home and rest too, you too Yukina.”


“Hai Genkai-san.” Yukina said with a nod.


“Hai.” Shizuru said before smiling at Yukina and the two leaving the room back to Shizuru’s which was the same house she and Kuwabara had lived in for their entire lives.


Genkai walked out of the room, followed by a silent Yusuke and Kuwabara. She showed Yusuke his room, which was right across from Kuwabara’s. The two said goodnight before going into their separate rooms. Genkai sighed and went into her room, located next to Kuwabara’s.


‘Tomorrow we will find out what to do.’ She said before falling asleep.


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End of Chapter One.


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