Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ And the Father Is... ❯ What the Hell?! ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Hey everyone!

This chapter is going to explain some things, but it might be a bit confusing, though in a later chapter will explain what you will see in this chapter. I mean after you read this chapter you'll think: 'WTF! What a screwed up mind that girl has!' hahaha (winks). Anyway, I'm glad you guys are liking this story and I hope you enjoy this chapter!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story line and the idea you'll see in this chapter.

Warning:
Course language (Yusuke mostly), religious reference, and sex references.

Oh here is the list of the guys that COULD be the father! (Not in any particular order just the order of show reference...I think)

Yusuke
Kurama
Yoko Kurama
Hiei
Chuu
Rinku
Jin
Shishi
Kurone
Suzuka
Yomi
Toya

Alright, good luck!


ENJOY!


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Chapter Two: What the Hell!


His head hurt like a sledge hammer had pounded his head in more then a zillion times over and over. A low groan escaped his lips as his eyes blinked open, his eyes trying to adjust to the light.

“Ku---bar–!”

His hearing was out of whack for a moment, as well as his eyes that were blurry at the moment. However, after several more blinks and shakes of the head, he was better.

Kuwabara sat up, holding his head.

“Are you alright man?” Yusuke asked, worry all over his face as it was in his voice.

Yusuke stood next to Kuwabara, who was lying back on the examming table in Genkai’s Temple.

“What happened?” Kuwabara grumbled, giving his head a few shakes before the daze was gone.

“You fainted.” Stated Genkai. “I was trying to avoid something like this, that’s why I asked Yusuke to leave the room. You are more of a dimwit then he is.”

“Hey!” shouted Yusuke, pouting as he didn’t like to be called a dimwit. “I’m not a dimwit!”

Kuwabara sat there trying to remember. It didn’t take too long, however for what happened to come back to him. He wished he had amnesia at this point.

“How can I be pregnant?” Kuwabara said in awe, resting his head on top of his hand. “I mean how did it happen?”

“What? You never got the birds and the bees talk?” snickered Yusuke.

He found it funny that Kuwabara was pregnant, but what bothered him was he didn’t know who Kuwabara was with, he thought his best friend was still single. Kuwabara WAS his best friend, meaning that he would tell him EVERYTHING, and something like who he was with was something a best friend shared.

“That’s not what I meant!” said Kuwabara. “I mean I can’t be pregnant! I just can’t I mean…I’m a…”

“Guys can become pregnant if they have sex with a demon male, but even more so with that drink you had, and with the amount you drank, it was inevitable that you would get pregnant.” Genkai said.

“No, that’s not what I meant. I mean I know about that, like how human guys can get pregnant with a demon if they take a drug or something like that, I mean I asked Kurama about that once, but…” Kuwabara started.

“Wait…why did you ask Kurama about something like this?” Yusuke asked with a raised eye brow.

“Well, come on Urameshi, you know I’m gay and I love kids. So, I was curious if there was any way other then adoption if I could have kids…”

“So what? You want kids with Kurama? Is he the father? Damn Kuwabara, I never knew you could be like that! You know Kurama’s with Hiei!” Yusuke shouted.

“NO! I asked because I wanted to know for when I DO find that special guy, you know? So when I know if I COULD have kids…but that’s not the point. The point is I CAN’T be pregnant!”

“Why not? I thought you’d be happy, you did JUST say that you wanted kids? What? You don’t like the guy that stuck it to you or what?” Yusuke said, when his eyes widened. “DON’T TELL ME IT WAS RAPE!”

“SHUT UP URAMESHI! It wasn’t rape! The reason I CAN’T be pregnant is cause I’m STILL a VIRGIN! There ya happy now!” huffed Kuwabara, who was redder then a tomato.

It was embarrassing to admit that he had never done it with a girl, let a lone with a guy, especially since he was twenty.

Genkai almost dropped her cigarette out of her mouth. She was baffled that Kuwabara was still a virgin, but her surprise didn’t last long since it registered that it WAS Kuwabara. He was the old fashioned type, meaning that he wouldn’t do it with anyone, like Yusuke did.

Yusuke stared, mouth open at his friend, who wouldn’t look him in the eyes, as his entire body seemed to tomato red.

“Are you sure?” Yusuke asked, still in shock.

“Do you think I wouldn’t know if I let a guy stick it to me!” Kuwabara growled. “I’m STILL a virgin with BOTH sexes! I…I wanted my first time to be with the same guy I wanted kids with…” Kuwabara sighed.

“Well…maybe you got drunk and can not remember, I mean you did have a LOT of that stuff…” Yusuke started, trying to comprend how it was possible for Kuwabara to still be a virgin and be preggy.

“I know I’m still a virgin cause of two reasons. One, it takes a LOT more then four drinks, no matter what they are to make me drink, not only cause of my weight and height, but because of my spirit energy can heal me faster. I experimented one time with Shizuru to make sure I knew what my limit was. It was around 8 straight vokas. And Two, if a guy did stick it to me up my as…I mean butt.” Kuwabara corrected him self because of Genkai. “Then it would be hurting the day afterwords, and I know that because I asked Kurama that too, and he told me his hurt for almost a week after he went a round with Hiei…and don’t tell either of them I told you that.” Kuwabara added.

“But then how the HELL did you get preggy!” shouted Yusuke. “I mean, damn, yer not the Virgin Mary! Come on Kuwabara, just tell me who it was, and if it was rape I’ll take care of the guy.” Yusuke said his eyes fired up.

“Urameshi, it wasn’t rape. I can’t believe you’d think I’m not strong enough to protect my self from something like that, and I’m not lying! That’s why I’m just as surprised as you are that I’m preggy!”

Genkai had absorbed the information, an idea coming to mind, but she didn’t know if that was what happened.

“Kuwabara, are you certain you weren’t involved with anyone? What about Chuu or Jin or whoever brought you back home?” Genkai asked, trying to narrow down the options.

“No Master Genkai. Once the guys brought me back to my place, I ran to the bathroom and puked my gutts out for the rest of the night and for the rest of the week. Chuu and the other guys left me alone after that.” Kuwabara said. “Are you sure this isn’t gas or food poisoning?”

“No. You are pregnant. I’ve seen enough of this kind of thing to know when I see it.”

“But how the HELL can he STILL be a VIRGIN! I mean, he’s pregnant! That only happens when sex happens! Is there a demon that can make people preggy just by touching them or something?” Yusuke asked.

“Not that I know of, I’ll contact Koenma he may know what to do.” Genkai said a thoughtful look on her face. “For now, neither of you speak of this, not even to Kurama or Hiei.”

“Why?” Kuwabara asked.

“Demons are interesting creatures. When a human or a demon is unmated and with child, they are more vulnerable to being mated, in short, they are easy prey to get jumped and mated. What makes this worse is the fact you’re still a virgin.” sighed Genkai.

“How come?” asked Yusuke, narrowing his eyes, not liking ANY of the information Genkai said.

“Since he’s pregnant with a demon baby and STILL a virgin, he is more of a beacon to demons to come on to him. Demons enjoy mating or even having intercourse with virgins and since Kuwabara is still a virgin that along with the smell he is admitting from being pregnant drives demons crazy.” Genkai said.

“I don’t smell anything.” Humped Yusuke.

“He isn’t yet, but eventually he will and it will drive demon’s crazy. So in the mean time, I want you to stay here until either the baby is born or until we figure out this; whichever happens first.” Genkai said.

“Then I’m staying here.” Yusuke said.

“Yusuke, you’re a demon, you can’t stay here.”

“I won’t do anything! I can control my erges!”

“Urameshi, please, this is bad enough for me already…besides, I’ll be fine here I mean Genkai has those wards up all around the temple so I’ll be fine here, really Urameshi.” Kuwabara said with a weak smile.

Yusuke looked at Kuwabara and sighed. He felt bad since it was his entire fault. Yusuke wanted to protect him from those demon’s who only wanted his best friend for sex and his kid, though Yusuke wouldn’t have mind having Kuwabara as his mate. Yusuke shook his head. He was going to control his erges, but it was kind of hard since he ALREADY had feelings for his best friend.

“Alright, but at least let me get you some stuff…huh, can I still visit him?” Yusuke asked giving Genkai puppy dog eyes.

Genkai sighed.

“Fine, but not too often where you live here, I already have enough to worry about you losing control and jumping Kuwabara.”

“Yeah, yeah! I promised I wouldn’t! So what do ya need, Kuwabara?” Yusuke asked.

“Well, some pjs would be nice and some of my boxers and some extra clothes and Eikichi too, if it’s ok with Master Genkai.” Kuwabara looked over to her, who nodded in agreement.

“As long as I don’t have to clean after it, you can keep her here.” Genkai said, lighting up a cigarette.

“Oh should I tell Shizuru about this?” Kuwabara asked.

“I’ll take care of that.” Genkai said, turning around. “Come on Yusuke.”

“I’m talking to Kuwabara.” Yusuke growled.

“I’m not leaving you alone with him. I know you won’t mean to, but demon impulses are stronger then you think, Yusuke.” Genkai said.

“Just pack whatever can fit in my suit case, Urameshi, and make sure to bring Eikichi ’s litter box.” Kuwabara said.

“Alright, I’ll be back Kuwabara, and maybe when I come back we can play some video games.” Yusuke snickered.

“No.” Genkai said. “By the time you come back it will be late and I don’t want to hear you two at three in the morning like you did last time you visited me.”

Yusuke growled.

“Alright, I guess I’ll see you in a little bit. We’ll just hang tomorrow…man, I’m glad I just finished my college courses.” Kuwabara said.

“Yeah. I’ll get yer stuff then.” Yusuke said.

“Thanks Urameshi.”

“Hey no problem. It wouldn’t be right not turn down help to a pregnant person.” winked Yusuke.

“Shut up!” growled Kuwabara.

Yusuke stuck his tongue out at Kuwabara before leaving the room.


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At Kuwabara’s apartment

Yusuke gave one last look around Kuwabara’s apartment. After making sure that he got everything Kuwabara needed, and settling the meowing Eikichi in his coat pocket, which was big enough for the cat.

As Yusuke walked out of Kuwabara’s apartment, locking the door behind him, a familiar voice caused him to freeze.

“Hello Yusuke.”

‘Shit…’ Yusuke thought as Genkai’s words went through his mind. ‘I can’t let them know…I know they wouldn’t hurt Kuwabara on purpose…well Kurama wouldn’t, not sure about Hiei, but I better think of something fast.’

Yusuke turned around and smiled as Kurama and Hiei came up, Hiei looking as if he didn’t want to be there.

“Hey guys! Didn’t think I’d see you here.”

“Like wise. We came to see if Kuwabara-kun was feeling better.” Kurama said.

His green eyes noticed two cat ears poking out from Yusuke’s right pocket and he raised an eyebrow.

“Yusuke, where are you going?” Kurama asked.

“Oh….ummmm….” Yusuke started, scratching the back of his head. “Well, Kuwabara and I are…going camping, YEAH! And we’ll be gone for the weekend. We’ve planed this for weeks already as a…ummm a birthday treat for me, yeah, and Kuwabara’s feeling better….well, he’s waiting for me so I better go…” Yusuke said, starting to head past the two.

“Wait.” Hiei said, his eyes narrowed.

Yusuke froze, gulping.

‘Crap.’ He thought as he turned to give a smile at Hiei.

“What’s up Hiei?” Yusuke asked, but grew scared as Hiei’s bandana had a faint glow underneath it.

‘Crap, I better get outta here before Hiei breaks through my mental barrier and reads my thoughts…’ Yusuke thought.

“I really got to go, so whatever it is Hiei, it’s gotta wait. I’ll see you guys on Monday.” Yusuke said, turning around and giving them a backward wave.

Out of Yusuke’s pocket the cat peeked it’s head up and looked behind at the two demons who were more then supicious as to why Yusuke was acting the way he was.

“Damn…” Hiei hissed.

Kurama glanced down at his lover.

“He blocked me. He’s hiding something.” Hiei said.

“Yes. And it has to do with Kuwabara.” Kurama said.

“Do you think we should follow the detective?” snickered Hiei.

Kurama smiled.

“Just what I had in mind, koi.” Kurama said before kissing Hiei on the lips.

“Hn.” Hiei said but smirked. “Let’s go.”

The two went after Yusuke, who was none the wiser.


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HAHAHAHAHAHA NONE of you were expecting THAT were you? Heh, well I hope you guys liked that. Well, the virgin thing will be explained in a later chapter so be looking foward to THAT explaination, though if you look in chapter one I have PLENTY of CLUES for you guys to guess (winks). Just keep this in mind, everything I have in a story has importance, no matter HOW stupid or little it seems. Ok, that's the only hint you guys get! Please read and review!