Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ And the Father Is... ❯ Thank God For Police Academy Movies ( Chapter 3 )
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By: KuwaL 
While Yusuke went to get Kuwabara's stuff and his cat; he runs into a very curious Kurama and interested Hiei. It becomes a wild goose chase as Yusuke tries to loose the two demons; a very funny chapter.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Shounen / Mystery / Comedy | Type: Shounen-ai | Uploaded On: 03.10.2009 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 150 | Status: Work In Progress
While Yusuke went to get Kuwabara's stuff and his cat; he runs into a very curious Kurama and interested Hiei. It becomes a wild goose chase as Yusuke tries to loose the two demons; a very funny chapter.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Shounen / Mystery / Comedy | Type: Shounen-ai | Uploaded On: 03.10.2009 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 150 | Status: Work In Progress
Hey everyone, well here is the next chapter to the story. I hope you enjoy it!!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to the Police Academy movies. For disclaimer on YYH check in chapter one.
ENJOY!!!
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Chapter 3: Thank God For Police Academy Movies
Yusuke continued to walk. It wasn’t too much after he left the apartment when he noticed that he was being followed.
‘Damn it…I gotta lose them…I can’t let them know about Kuwabara…I know that they don’t want to hurt him…I’m still not too sure about Hiei, but still…’ Yusuke thought, glancing back for the fourth time. ‘But how can I lose those two?’
Yusuke continued to walk, the faint meow of Eikichi from his coat pocket, catching his attention. He reached his hand in the pocket and petted the cat.
“Hey Eikichi its ok, you’re going to see yer daddy soon.” Yusuke said, but had to chuckle at the thought.
He knew Kuwabara would be a great dad; by the way he treated his cat.
‘All the more reason to lose those two before he’s hurt, physically and mentally, though he can’t get messed up more then he is in the head.’ Snickered Yusuke, but he shook his head, trying to keep his head clear.
It was at this time an idea came to mind.
‘It’s a long shot, but it might work!’ Yusuke thought, making a right turn down a street, going in the opposite direction of where he needed to go.
Kurama and Hiei glanced at each other as they noticed Yusuke heading down the street, in the ‘Gay’ district.
“You don’t think he’s?” Hiei started with a raised eye brow.
Everyone thought Yusuke was straighter then a stick, especially since he was a pervert and liked to flip Keiko’s skirt all the time.
“Don’t jump to conclusions; he might be picking Kuwabara up at one of the bars.” Kurama said.
The two followed the detective as he made his way through the crowd of people who were walking along the side walk. After almost a twenty minute walk, Yusuke entered a bar. Without even hesitating, the two demons followed in after their friend, only to find them selves in not only a gay bar, but a BIKER GAY BAR!!
“What the Hell?!” Hiei said as he and Kurama were surrounded by a bunch of buffed biker guys.
“Hey fellas! We got some fresh meat!” laughed one of the men; he had huge muscles and a bunch of tattoos all over his arms.
“Shit…” mumbled Kurama, grabbing Hiei’s shirt and beginning to back up…very VERY slowly, as not to alert them of their escape.
“Leaving so soon?” came a familiar voice.
Both Kurama and Hiei’s eyes widened and their bodies stiffened at the teal headed demon that once helped a former ex-detective almost use Kuwabara to help open a portal to the demon world from the human world.
“Why don’t you stay a while and enjoy your selves?”
It was at that second voice that the two turned around to confirm their worst fears.
There stood Sensui and Itsuki, both wearing tight leather vests as well as tighter then tight pants that showed every curve as if they weren’t wearing anything at all!
“Sensui…Itsuki….but you were going to another dimension the last time we saw you!” Kurama gasped.
He noticed Sensui look off to the right and wink at someone. Kurama glanced to the side and almost fell on the ground once he noticed Yusuke was the one Sensui was winking at, not to mention the fact that Yusuke winked back and escaped out the back door.
‘Why that little…’ Kurama thought before glancing towards Hiei, whose face was red, obviously he had seen the wink too.
“Now…” Itsuki began coming towards Kurama.
Hiei stepped in front of his lover with a death glare and a growl.
“Take a step closer to my mate and I’ll slice your throat and watch you bleed to death.” Hissed Hiei.
“Relax.” Sensui said, coming up along side his own mate. “We’re just going to have some fun…”
“The kind of fun us…guys like to have.” Winked Itsuki.
Both demons looked around the room, seeing the gleem in the eyes of the bikers that had surrounded them.
“…Oh shit…” Kurama said as he looked at a huge demon biker dude, who looked human, coming up behind him.
“I knew I should have brought my katanna.” Growled Hiei as another advanced on him.
Sensui smirked as his boys were showing Kurama and Hiei a good time, as long as his mate, when his pocket rang. He stepped out of the ‘dog pile’ and answered.
“You own me, you know that Urameshi?”
“Yeah yeah, thanks for keeping them off my tail.” Came Yusuke’s voice on the other end of the line.
“Yes well, even though Itsuki will always be my mate, I will still have room for Kuwabara in my heart. I hope you figure out whatever it is you need to help him, and tell him that Itsuki and I are expecting to see him around here some time for a visit.”
“I’ll tell him, but he won’t be able to go anywhere for a while…” Yusuke’s voice said.
Sensui was silent for a moment.
“Well, just tell him whenever he can, same goes for you Urameshi.”
“Alright, next time you have a party I’ll come and I’ll bring the booze. Thanks again man.”
“Sure. Besides, I find Kurama and Hiei fun to mess with.” Snickered Sensui.
“Yeah, well don’t mess with them too much or it will be my ass.” Yusuke laughed.
“Not
“Later Sensi.” Yusuke said before hanging up his cell phone, giving a sigh of relief. “They’ll keep them there for a while, giving me time to give Kuwabara his stuff and go home to check on mom.”
A meow from his pocket reminded him of his passenger.
“Hey there Eikichi.” Yusuke said, taking the cat out of his pocket and carrying her. “Are you hungry?”
A meow came from the cat, making Yusuke smile.
“Alright let’s get you something to eat.”
It was at this time his own stomach growled.
“I guess we’re both hungry…well….Kuwabara can wait another hour or so…” Yusuke said, walking towards Keiko’s house which was a Ranmen Shop.
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At Genkai’s Temple, around midnight…
“Where the Hell is he?” growled Kuwabara.
He had been waiting for his best friend for more then 10 hours for him to come back with his stuff. Not only was he tired and wanted to change into his PJs so he could sleep, not to mention the fact Genkai had already beaten him about 100 times plus in Mortal Combat…but he was feeling moodier then normal, meaning his mood swings were beginning to start.
Genkai took another sip from her tea.
“Relax. Most likely his demon instincts kicked in by now. I know he has the will power to keep him self away from you, but for how long, I am not certain. Most likely he is getting himself in order before he comes over, meaning he might not come until tomorrow morning.”
Kuwabara gave a frustrated sigh.
“This sucks…and to think I wanted to have kids…”
“Don’t say that! It’s not that bad!”
Genkai and Kuwabara turned towards the door finding a scuffed up Yusuke, his hair out of it’s gel and his clothes a bit dirty.
“What the Hell happened to you?!” Kuwabara asked, rushing to his friend.
Yusuke gave a side ways grin, as he dropped Kuwabara’s bag and scratched the back of his head.
“Well, I stopped by your house and got your stuff without a problem, but when I was leaving I ran into Kurama and Hiei…”
Kuwabara’s eyes widened.
“And they attacked you?! I can see the shrimp but Kurama?!”
“No, I got rid of them at the Blue Diamond Clam Bar.” Yususke said with a girn. “Oh and by the way, Itsuki and Sensui say hi and that they want you to visit soon, but they understand that you can’t at the moment, and before you yell at me, no I didn’t tell them, I just told them you were in some trouble and Kurama and Hiei would over react so I needed to escape.” Yusuke said.
Kuwabara looked at Yusuke for a moment before a grin came to his lips.
“So you had fun at the bar?”
Yusuke glared.
“No, I barely escaped Kurama and Hiei…I think they saw me leave…I think they’re going to ask a lot of questions about how Sensui and Itsuki are back.” Yusuke sighed.
“Well, so what? I bet they don’t care right now hehehe.” Laughed Kuwabara.
Yusuke snickered.
“Yeah, it looked like Sensui took good care of them for me. Anyway, Eikichi here got hungry, and I did so we stopped to get some Ranmen…”
“Keiko huh?” chuckled Kuwabara.
Yusuke snickered and scratched his head.
“Yeah, well, she really wanted me to do my homework and lecture me…I got out of there around 10 and I almost ran into Kurama and Hiei again…but lost them in the park, thanks to some friends Eikichi here.” Chuckled Yusuke as he brought out the little fur ball and handed her over to a very happy Kuwabara.
“Whaddya mean?”
“Well, Hiei got attacked by some cats, after Eikichi meowed…Kurama came up to me, demanding I tell them what was happening and the next thing I knew, Eikichi was meowing like crazy and all of these cats came from no where and jumped Hiei hahahaha YOU should have seen it!! Kurama was pulling one after another off while Hiei was sneezing!! I think he’s allergic to cats hahaha!” laughed Yusuke.
Kuwabara began to laugh, trying to imagine a cat covered and sneezing Hiei, but couldn’t.
“Man, I would have LOVED to see that! But that STILL doesn’t explain why you look like that.” Kuwabara said, pointing to Yusuke’s ruffed up look.
“Well…about that…Eikichi got creeped out at one point and I had to chase her through the park, as a dog came after her.” Said Yusuke, sweat dropping from her head.
Kuwabara’s eyes widened.
“WHAT?!”
“Yeah, well, don’t worry, I got her before the dog did…” Yusuke said, rubbing the dog bite that was on his ass. “Believe you me…”
“Alright.” Said Genkai, who had listened to the story. “It seems like we’re going to have more trouble then I expected.”
Genkai sighed.
“You might as well stay here for the night and see how it goes. If you are able to control your demonic urges, then you might have to stay here that way you don’t run into those two again.” Genkai said, taking out a cigarette and lighting it up.
Yusuke looked at Genkai for a moment before a huge grin crossed his face.
“Don’t worry, I wouldn’t touch Kuwabara here with a ten foot pole.” Joked Yusuke.
Kuwabara glared.
“Well, I don’t want you to touch me EVEN with a ten foot pole!”
Yusuke snickered.
“I bet I can beat you in Mortal Combat!”
“Yer on Urameshi!!” shouted Kuwabara, before the two rushed off to see who could beat who’s butt in a fighting video game.
Genkai sighed and took another drag from her cigarette.
‘Tomorrow we’ll see how this could have happened…’ Genkai thought before a scream came from the other room.
Her eyes widened as she sensed two energies coming from her temple, before she rushed off.
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*Insert evil laughter here*
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to the Police Academy movies. For disclaimer on YYH check in chapter one.
ENJOY!!!
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Chapter 3: Thank God For Police Academy Movies
Yusuke continued to walk. It wasn’t too much after he left the apartment when he noticed that he was being followed.
‘Damn it…I gotta lose them…I can’t let them know about Kuwabara…I know that they don’t want to hurt him…I’m still not too sure about Hiei, but still…’ Yusuke thought, glancing back for the fourth time. ‘But how can I lose those two?’
Yusuke continued to walk, the faint meow of Eikichi from his coat pocket, catching his attention. He reached his hand in the pocket and petted the cat.
“Hey Eikichi its ok, you’re going to see yer daddy soon.” Yusuke said, but had to chuckle at the thought.
He knew Kuwabara would be a great dad; by the way he treated his cat.
‘All the more reason to lose those two before he’s hurt, physically and mentally, though he can’t get messed up more then he is in the head.’ Snickered Yusuke, but he shook his head, trying to keep his head clear.
It was at this time an idea came to mind.
‘It’s a long shot, but it might work!’ Yusuke thought, making a right turn down a street, going in the opposite direction of where he needed to go.
Kurama and Hiei glanced at each other as they noticed Yusuke heading down the street, in the ‘Gay’ district.
“You don’t think he’s?” Hiei started with a raised eye brow.
Everyone thought Yusuke was straighter then a stick, especially since he was a pervert and liked to flip Keiko’s skirt all the time.
“Don’t jump to conclusions; he might be picking Kuwabara up at one of the bars.” Kurama said.
The two followed the detective as he made his way through the crowd of people who were walking along the side walk. After almost a twenty minute walk, Yusuke entered a bar. Without even hesitating, the two demons followed in after their friend, only to find them selves in not only a gay bar, but a BIKER GAY BAR!!
“What the Hell?!” Hiei said as he and Kurama were surrounded by a bunch of buffed biker guys.
“Hey fellas! We got some fresh meat!” laughed one of the men; he had huge muscles and a bunch of tattoos all over his arms.
“Shit…” mumbled Kurama, grabbing Hiei’s shirt and beginning to back up…very VERY slowly, as not to alert them of their escape.
“Leaving so soon?” came a familiar voice.
Both Kurama and Hiei’s eyes widened and their bodies stiffened at the teal headed demon that once helped a former ex-detective almost use Kuwabara to help open a portal to the demon world from the human world.
“Why don’t you stay a while and enjoy your selves?”
It was at that second voice that the two turned around to confirm their worst fears.
There stood Sensui and Itsuki, both wearing tight leather vests as well as tighter then tight pants that showed every curve as if they weren’t wearing anything at all!
“Sensui…Itsuki….but you were going to another dimension the last time we saw you!” Kurama gasped.
He noticed Sensui look off to the right and wink at someone. Kurama glanced to the side and almost fell on the ground once he noticed Yusuke was the one Sensui was winking at, not to mention the fact that Yusuke winked back and escaped out the back door.
‘Why that little…’ Kurama thought before glancing towards Hiei, whose face was red, obviously he had seen the wink too.
“Now…” Itsuki began coming towards Kurama.
Hiei stepped in front of his lover with a death glare and a growl.
“Take a step closer to my mate and I’ll slice your throat and watch you bleed to death.” Hissed Hiei.
“Relax.” Sensui said, coming up along side his own mate. “We’re just going to have some fun…”
“The kind of fun us…guys like to have.” Winked Itsuki.
Both demons looked around the room, seeing the gleem in the eyes of the bikers that had surrounded them.
“…Oh shit…” Kurama said as he looked at a huge demon biker dude, who looked human, coming up behind him.
“I knew I should have brought my katanna.” Growled Hiei as another advanced on him.
Sensui smirked as his boys were showing Kurama and Hiei a good time, as long as his mate, when his pocket rang. He stepped out of the ‘dog pile’ and answered.
“You own me, you know that Urameshi?”
“Yeah yeah, thanks for keeping them off my tail.” Came Yusuke’s voice on the other end of the line.
“Yes well, even though Itsuki will always be my mate, I will still have room for Kuwabara in my heart. I hope you figure out whatever it is you need to help him, and tell him that Itsuki and I are expecting to see him around here some time for a visit.”
“I’ll tell him, but he won’t be able to go anywhere for a while…” Yusuke’s voice said.
Sensui was silent for a moment.
“Well, just tell him whenever he can, same goes for you Urameshi.”
“Alright, next time you have a party I’ll come and I’ll bring the booze. Thanks again man.”
“Sure. Besides, I find Kurama and Hiei fun to mess with.” Snickered Sensui.
“Yeah, well don’t mess with them too much or it will be my ass.” Yusuke laughed.
“Not
“Later Sensi.” Yusuke said before hanging up his cell phone, giving a sigh of relief. “They’ll keep them there for a while, giving me time to give Kuwabara his stuff and go home to check on mom.”
A meow from his pocket reminded him of his passenger.
“Hey there Eikichi.” Yusuke said, taking the cat out of his pocket and carrying her. “Are you hungry?”
A meow came from the cat, making Yusuke smile.
“Alright let’s get you something to eat.”
It was at this time his own stomach growled.
“I guess we’re both hungry…well….Kuwabara can wait another hour or so…” Yusuke said, walking towards Keiko’s house which was a Ranmen Shop.
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At Genkai’s Temple, around midnight…
“Where the Hell is he?” growled Kuwabara.
He had been waiting for his best friend for more then 10 hours for him to come back with his stuff. Not only was he tired and wanted to change into his PJs so he could sleep, not to mention the fact Genkai had already beaten him about 100 times plus in Mortal Combat…but he was feeling moodier then normal, meaning his mood swings were beginning to start.
Genkai took another sip from her tea.
“Relax. Most likely his demon instincts kicked in by now. I know he has the will power to keep him self away from you, but for how long, I am not certain. Most likely he is getting himself in order before he comes over, meaning he might not come until tomorrow morning.”
Kuwabara gave a frustrated sigh.
“This sucks…and to think I wanted to have kids…”
“Don’t say that! It’s not that bad!”
Genkai and Kuwabara turned towards the door finding a scuffed up Yusuke, his hair out of it’s gel and his clothes a bit dirty.
“What the Hell happened to you?!” Kuwabara asked, rushing to his friend.
Yusuke gave a side ways grin, as he dropped Kuwabara’s bag and scratched the back of his head.
“Well, I stopped by your house and got your stuff without a problem, but when I was leaving I ran into Kurama and Hiei…”
Kuwabara’s eyes widened.
“And they attacked you?! I can see the shrimp but Kurama?!”
“No, I got rid of them at the Blue Diamond Clam Bar.” Yususke said with a girn. “Oh and by the way, Itsuki and Sensui say hi and that they want you to visit soon, but they understand that you can’t at the moment, and before you yell at me, no I didn’t tell them, I just told them you were in some trouble and Kurama and Hiei would over react so I needed to escape.” Yusuke said.
Kuwabara looked at Yusuke for a moment before a grin came to his lips.
“So you had fun at the bar?”
Yusuke glared.
“No, I barely escaped Kurama and Hiei…I think they saw me leave…I think they’re going to ask a lot of questions about how Sensui and Itsuki are back.” Yusuke sighed.
“Well, so what? I bet they don’t care right now hehehe.” Laughed Kuwabara.
Yusuke snickered.
“Yeah, it looked like Sensui took good care of them for me. Anyway, Eikichi here got hungry, and I did so we stopped to get some Ranmen…”
“Keiko huh?” chuckled Kuwabara.
Yusuke snickered and scratched his head.
“Yeah, well, she really wanted me to do my homework and lecture me…I got out of there around 10 and I almost ran into Kurama and Hiei again…but lost them in the park, thanks to some friends Eikichi here.” Chuckled Yusuke as he brought out the little fur ball and handed her over to a very happy Kuwabara.
“Whaddya mean?”
“Well, Hiei got attacked by some cats, after Eikichi meowed…Kurama came up to me, demanding I tell them what was happening and the next thing I knew, Eikichi was meowing like crazy and all of these cats came from no where and jumped Hiei hahahaha YOU should have seen it!! Kurama was pulling one after another off while Hiei was sneezing!! I think he’s allergic to cats hahaha!” laughed Yusuke.
Kuwabara began to laugh, trying to imagine a cat covered and sneezing Hiei, but couldn’t.
“Man, I would have LOVED to see that! But that STILL doesn’t explain why you look like that.” Kuwabara said, pointing to Yusuke’s ruffed up look.
“Well…about that…Eikichi got creeped out at one point and I had to chase her through the park, as a dog came after her.” Said Yusuke, sweat dropping from her head.
Kuwabara’s eyes widened.
“WHAT?!”
“Yeah, well, don’t worry, I got her before the dog did…” Yusuke said, rubbing the dog bite that was on his ass. “Believe you me…”
“Alright.” Said Genkai, who had listened to the story. “It seems like we’re going to have more trouble then I expected.”
Genkai sighed.
“You might as well stay here for the night and see how it goes. If you are able to control your demonic urges, then you might have to stay here that way you don’t run into those two again.” Genkai said, taking out a cigarette and lighting it up.
Yusuke looked at Genkai for a moment before a huge grin crossed his face.
“Don’t worry, I wouldn’t touch Kuwabara here with a ten foot pole.” Joked Yusuke.
Kuwabara glared.
“Well, I don’t want you to touch me EVEN with a ten foot pole!”
Yusuke snickered.
“I bet I can beat you in Mortal Combat!”
“Yer on Urameshi!!” shouted Kuwabara, before the two rushed off to see who could beat who’s butt in a fighting video game.
Genkai sighed and took another drag from her cigarette.
‘Tomorrow we’ll see how this could have happened…’ Genkai thought before a scream came from the other room.
Her eyes widened as she sensed two energies coming from her temple, before she rushed off.
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*Insert evil laughter here*