Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Anger Management Class ❯ Riley, the Person in my Friend Chaotic Kittie's Head! ( Chapter 2 )
Hi, back with a sequel, I've got 8 reviews askin' for more! ^^ Well, 7 are from ff.n and one's from mm.o! ^^ Oh well!
Okay, first off, sorry kitsune's Rose (or Fred), but you're not here so I can't let you help and yes, I would kill you! Well, Charley would, but I wouldn't! Okay, maybe I would, I mean Charley is in my head and she'd kill you, buuuuuut…
And Kiddy: ruler of the shiny things, mmmmmmmmmmmm, sweet snow. ^^ Thank you!
Sura:lover of many anime guys, what?!
Lady Hyper Megz, Ooooooooooh, a box! ^^ That's what I get every holiday! I loooove boxes! ^_________________________________^
Disclaimer: I own Charley… sadly! ^__^;; Oh, Fred is owned by Kitsune's Rose and Riley is owned by Chaotic Kittie.
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Charley: Ah, sweet revenge! *is dragging Fred down the street*
Fred was a 6' female youko. She had green eyes; she had purple hair (unless she's dyed it… AGAIN! It used to be blond a little while ago!) and looked to be about 15 (but is really 305 years old).
Fred: I was only trying to help!
Charley: Yah, you were only trying to help yourself (god I hate pronouns!) ! Do you know what it was like in there?!
Fred: Obviously not, seeing as I had Riley go get you for me.
Charley: Shut up, kitsune!
Fred: No, you shut up!
Charley: Make me!
Fred: Fine!
Charley: … I'm waiting!
Fred: Give me a minuet, I'm thinking!
Charley: -.-;;
(a/n: you did say that you were stupider then the kitsune, did you not? ^^)
They came up to the same building as in the first chapter. Wow, remind you of anything? ^^
Charley: Finally, we're here!
Fred: Shock, shock!
Charley: I hate you!
Fred: Mutual.
As they (meaning Charley dragging Fred) walked in they saw someone familiar.
Both: Riley?!
Charley: Why are you here?
Riley: *shrugs* I never left in the first place.
Charley and Fred: -.-;;
Charley: Hey, you wouldn't mind makin' sure Fred here doesn't escape while I check her in, do ya'?
Riley: *holds out rope* *innocent smile* Why not. ^^
Charley: *walks over to the desk* Hi, I'm here to check my "friend" into the MCC so I can have my sweet revenge! ^^ Uh, did I just say that out loud? ^__^;; Heh heh…
Dude at Desk: … O-kay, suuuuuuure.
Charley: *turns around only to find Riley with the rope tangled around her* What happened?! Where's Fred?!
Riley: It's not my fault! *dude comes and carries Riley to MCC room* Wait, I'm not the "friend"! You've got the wrong demon- *dude throws Riley in MCC room and slams door shut*
Charley: Why do I have to feeling that I'll have to learn how to sleep with my eyes open?
Inside MCC Room:
Riley: CHARLEY, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TOUDLE WHEN I GET OUT! *sees Kuronue*
Kuronue: Don't you think you're overreacting, talking gumball machine?
Riley: How did you get here?
Kuronue: Well, once Hiei got out, he was going crazy trying to kill Kurama and since it was nice and quiet in here I just came and someone pushed me in this room! ^^
Riley: O-kay… do you know how to get out, Dude With Clipboard?
DWC: Nope, last I saw a girl with fox ears and a tail ate the key to get back out.
Riley: What?! Fred, you ::censored:: ::censored:: ::censored:: !!!!
Kuronue: Oooooooooooooooh, pretty ::censored:: marks! ^^
All Except Kuronue: -.-;;
DWC: Well, sense we're stuck in here, why don't we begin with what our names are and why we're here? How about you first? *points to Kuronue*
Kuronue: My name is Bob and I am from the land of many sheep! I am here to steal your coconuts!
DWC: O-kay… how about you? *points to Riley*
Riley: I'm Riley and if you don't soon shut up, I shall crack your head open!
DWC: Why does everybody want to kill me?! T-T
Riley: Because you're the one asking the idiotic questions, the readers at home can clearly see the names! Well, all except for yours, all yours says is: DWC…
DWC: -.-;;
Kuronue: WEEEEEEEEEEEE, I can fly! *just realizes that he has bat wings*
Riley: Oh my god, I don't see how Kurama was able to put up with you.
Kuronue: That's 300 points!
Random Dude: Apparently, the world is obsessed with soccer.
Kuronue: You mean football.
Random Dude: No, I mean soccer.
Riley: … O-kay then… Is there any other way to get out?
DWC: Yes, you kill yourself! ^____________^ *eye twitches*
Riley: Umm… I think I'll pass…
Kuronue: *singing the Pokemon theme except he replaces the word "catch" with the word "kill"*
Riley: O.O
Kuronue: *kills random sock*
Riley: Okay, that was really random… back to the plot please!
Deadly Whispers: Well you try not being random on a sugar high! There's so much Momiji day chocolate! (Momiji Day is Easter)
Riley: *death glare*
DWC: Hey, a window…
Riley: ???
DWC: We can climb out and escape!
Kuronue: The Canadians are coming, the Canadians arer coming! *runs to window* *hits wall*
DWC: Oh wait, that's just a painting of a window…
Riley: Why would you have a painting of a window?
DWC: To get people's hopes up. *sadistic smile*
Riley: -.-;;
Kuronue: I know, we can make a time machine and go back in time to MAKE a window here and then we can come back and go through it! I'm brilliant!
Riley: Or we can ram your head into the wall until it breaks!
Kuronue: Umm… I suppose that works too… but can we up the Dude with the Clipboard instead?
DWC: What?!
Riley: Oh, good idea! ^^
And so they start to ram the DWC into the wall of the MCC room, but that was kind of stupid because it didn't work and the door wasn't even shut all the way anyhow!
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There you go! I've finally written my second chapter! Well, I'll be getting to the last chapter soon, but until then you can still read my other stories. Anywho, I better post this so ja matte ne minna-san!
Oh, and if you like Fruits Basket, my co-writer and I are writing a fan fic and I'll be posting it soon under the name flamingyoukai. It's Drama/Comedy and it involves catnipp and ratnipp! Heheh, we made the ratnipp thing up. ^___^;; It's going to be called Famous Last Words, it's not yaoi (sadly) . It's not up yet, I'm still not done typing it and when I'm done typing I'll have to separate it into chapters, but when I'm done I'll put up one chapter every 4 days (or have at least one new chapter up a week. ^___^;;)
Anywho, I hope you review now! Ja matte ne! ^^