Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Anger Management Class ❯ The REAL REAL Last Chapter... For Real... ( Chapter 5 )

Quote of the Day:

Dude #1: He put his name on the license plate.

Dude #2: My mom does the same thing with my underwear.

Dude #1: She puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit down?

Hi, it’s DW again with the last chapter of Anger Management Class. That’s right, this is the last one! Unless I decide to make more chapters. I probably will, but first I need more OCs, so you guys need to send in profiles of your OCs, like, what they look like, and act like, and why they need to go to the MCC Room™. If I do make more chapters the following characters will be in future chapters: Yusuke, Kuwabara, Koenma, Boton, Keiko, etc.

Anywho, onto the disclaimer:

Disclaimer: I own Charley, Kitsune’s Rose owns Fred, and Chaotic Kittie owns Riley.

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And so Riley and Charley dragged Fred to the MCC Room™ and Kurama willingly went with Hiei and Kuronue.

The two Koorime signed the two youko into the MCC Room™ and then a big dude came and threw them in like in the first two chapters except this time one was knocked out and the other was… confident and content..anyhow… they closed the door leaving Fred and Kurama locked in there with The Dude With the Clipboard and the other ningen idiots.

Fred: *regains consciousness* Where the ::censored:: am I?! OMG, It’s Paris all over again!

Kurama: Paris…?

Fred: What about Paris?! You got a problem with it?! Oh, I see, you don’t like French people, is that it, well fuck you!

Kurama: … What…?

Fred: Asshole!

Kurama: But-

Fred: Dammit, you talk to much!

Kurama: …

Fred: Oh, now you’re ignoring me! I see how it is!

Kurama: How what is..?

Fred: I thought I told you to shut up!

Kurama: …

Fred: I win. ^^

Kurama: But--

Fred: I win!

Kurama: But--

Fred: I win!

Kurama: Wha--

Fred: I win!

Kurama: … -.-

Fred: I win. ^^

DWC: … Mkay then… sure… again, let’s start with our names and why we’re here… how about you first, miss. *points to Kurama*

Kurama: -__- Umm, I’m a guy…

DWC: Sure you are, now what’s your name and why are you here?

Kurama: Would you believe that my names Shuichi Minamino and I’m here to enslave all the ningens in this room to make a small army of mindless drones so that I may kill Barney?

DWC: Yes I would. ^^ And you, sir? *points to Fred*

Fred: Grr, I’ a girl!

DWC: Riiiiiiiiight. ^^

Fred: Anyway, I’m Fred and I’m here because my idiot friend wants to get her “revenge.”

Kurama: Hmm, small world.

Fred: *glares at Kurama* French hating fag!

Kurama: T.T

Fred: ^^ I win.

DWC: …

Fred: Meep! ^^

Kurama: … Meep…?

Fred: *wining* I don’t know! Stop yelling at mee-ee-ee!

Kurama: e.e

DWC: KYUUKETSUKI!!!! *left eye twitches* ((O.o

Kurama: *now randomly drunk* There’s only an ‘I’ in vampire if you spell it that way! ^^

All Except Kurama: …

DWC: … *randomly starts singing “It’s Easy, Mkay” from the South Park movie*

Fred: *eye twitches* *hits DWC over head with… a cup*

Kurama: ^^

DWC: Die, you evil Teletubbie!

Kurama: I’m not pretty! … I’m handsome…

Random Dude: An octoclops is a person with eight eyes! ^^

All: …

DWC: … Well that was awkward…

Kurama: I heard somewhere that octopi are similar to chicken pot pie…

Fred: *twitch twitch*

Kurama: What?

Fred: I have issues with chickens…

Kurama: Oo

Fred: ???

Kurama: ^^

Fred: … I win! ^^

DWC: … Anyhow… Let’s start the counseling part… *holds up random Inkblot #1* Kurama, what do you see in this inkblot?

Kurama: An inkblot! ^^

DWC: … - - *holds up Inkblot #2* And this one?

Kurama: An inkblot! ^^

DWC: And this one? *holds up #3*

Kurama: An old woman dieing because she got hit by a truck and is now all bloody! ^^ Yay violence!

DWC: … *cringe* And this one? *holds up #4*

Kurama: … There’s nothing on that one!

DWC: Oh, sorry! *takes Sharpie and scribbles on #4* And now?

Kurama: A piece of paper with scribbles! ^^

DWC: *starts writing on clipboard* Mm-hmm… And now you, Fred, what do you see?

Fred: An idiot with a clipboard! ^^

DWC: T.T

Fred: I win!

Kurama: Stop saying that!

Fred: Bit me, bitch!

Kurama: Okay! ^^

Fred: -.-;;

Kurama: … Meep…?

Fred: Where the hell did you put my pot?!

Kurama: What pot?

Fred: Oh I see how it is!

Kurama: How what is?

Fred: Oh wouldn’t you like to know!

Kurama: Yes, yes I would.

Fred: That’s what they want you to think!

Kurama: o.O It is?

Fred: *shrugs* ^^

Kurama: *anime style fall*

DWC: … Mkay… <.< … >.> What about pot now?

Fred: A pot!

Kurama: OMG, are you a stoner?!

Fred: <.< … >.> Noooo…

DWC: … I’m confused…

Kurama: ^^ My man eating plant likes weed…s… ^^ Weeds! ^___^ Yay!

Fred: Shut up already!

Kurama: *sticks out tongue* Well somebody here seems to be PMSing!

Fred: I do not PMS!

Kurama: That’s just what they want you to think!

Fred: Oh, dear god, you’re right! ((O.O))

Kurama: … Grapefruit!

Fred: *cringe* EVIL!! (inside joke)

Kurama: “Elf” is just a fancy word for an albino with pointy ears! ^^

Fred: O_O *backs away slowly*

Kurama: *does Kirby Dance*

Fred: … The Vacuum Dance?

Kurama: No! Kirby: The Pink Marshmallow from Hell™!

Fred: Is that anything like The Evil Demon Cat from Japanese Hell™ (Hello Kitty) ?

Kurama: ((o.O)) Where, where?! *takes out camera*

Fred: *blink blink*

Kurama: Blinky! Blink, blinky! Blinky, blink blink! Blinky!! (a/n: That’s kind of an inside joke… ^___^;; I do that to KR a lot..eheh)

Fred: *hisses*

Kurama: … Do foxes hiss?

Fred: Well, they do now!

DWC: … Foxes…?

Deadly Whispers: *randomly appears out of thin air* You know you two are supposed to be breaking out, right?

Kurama: But I like it here! I can torment humans! ^^

DWC: ???

*Fred: Hi! *waves* How’s It?

Deadly Whispers: It’s fine. ^^

DWC: It…?

Deadly Whispers: Yes, It.

DWC: … Mkay then…

Fred: Whip it!

Yun-Yun-hime: *randomly hisses*

Fred: *singing* At Western Career Collage, you can do It!

Yun-Yun-hime: *hisses again*

Fred: ^^ I win.

Charley: *randomly on random cell phone… randomly…* Tell Kyon-chan that Yun-Yun-hime lost Bling for me!

Yun-Yun-hime: I did not!

Fred: I would, but he found that Rock Quarry again…

Charley: Where’d you hide it this time?

Fred: … Under a rock! ^^

Charley: How redundant… -.-

Deadly Whispers: Can we get on with the fic already?

All: *gets on with fic already*

Deadly Whispers: ^^ Things are so much easier in my world of randomness and asterisks! ^^

Kurama: So the funny midget voice (DW: T.T) says that we need to break out…?

Fred: No shit, Sherlock.

Kurama: I found a heater called Holms in a store once!! ^^

Fred: … *does Shigure pose* *light bulb flickers on above head* I have an idea! ^^

Kurama: *throws light bulb window which just happens to be the painted one from before*

Light Bulb: *shatters* Noooooooo, I’m meeeeellllttttiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!!

Fred: And now I’ve lost it…

Kurama: I’m sorry, but random light bulbs sticking out of your head is bad for you!

Fred: *hits Kurama with a piece of sushi*

Random Dude: Noooo! Nushi, don’t die on me!

Nushi: *is already dead… because… he’s sushi…*

Fred: … Screw this! *goes to door and starts picking the lock*

Deadly Whispers: Hey, that’s cheating!

Fred: To bad!

Deadly Whispers: *poofs door out*

Kurama: OMFG, how are we gonna breath?!

Fred: Well you should have thought of that before you broke the rules!

Kurama: But you’re the one wh--

Fred: I win!

Kurama: Bu--

Fred: I win!

Kurama: *pouts* Fine, I’ll just blow the wall up! *gets out dynamite*

Fred: No, Kurama, you’ll kill us all!

Kurama: Or die trying!

Fred: -_-

Kurama: Don’t worry, I’ve done this before in Kurama and the Door That Wont Open from “Stupid, Idiotic, Moronic Things that Kurama Does!” *hold up fic and poses like stupid Pepsi/Coke commercials*(a/n: What, I’m just promoting my other fic! ^___^;;)

Fred: But you got arrested in that chapter.

Kurama: … Oh yeah… oh well! ^^ *dynamite explodes* *wall is still there* Damn dynamite substitute!

DWC: … Mkay then…

Fred: I know! Let’s build a time machine and go into the past before this building was built (a/n: I know, screwy wording, live with it.) and kill the person who came up with the blueprints for it!

Kurama: That’s a great idea! ^^

And so they set out to make a time machine, all the while Kurama was singing Good Charlotte‘s “The Anthem” except used the words: This is the End, so blow all your heads up. (a/n: The first time I heard that song that kinda what it sounded like, so I just started singing that. ^___^;;)

Hours Later:

Time Machine: *built*

All: Yay!

Time Machine: *humming Twilight Zone theme music*

Kurama and Fred got into the time machine after saying their goodbyes (or you could call it: tormenting the DWC) and set off into the past.

Kurama and Fred: *steps out of time machine*

They were in a room, completely encrusted in dust. There were skeletons on the floor, one of which had a clipboard.

Kurama: Yay, are we in Disney Land?!

Fred: No, you idiot! We’re in *dramatic pause* the future!!

Kurama: Dun dun duuuuun!!

Fred: *glares and hits Kurama with moldy remains of Nushi*

Owari?

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And there you have it, the last chapter. Now like I said earlier, I might make more, but you need to send in bios if you wanna be in it and choose which character you wanna go in with. I might just make a sequel with Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, etc. Or maybe both, but either way.

So now go review!