Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Anger Management Class ❯ I Lied Again!! ( Chapter 6 )

Konban wa, minna. I’m tired, I got to sleep around 3:30 in the morning last night cuz I was so busy taking random jrock quizzes and saving pics on my COM. *sweatdrops* I have woohoo many quiz results posted on my xanga account. If anyone wants to check it out, feel free, my account name’s EvilBakaMidget.

Anywho, this chapter features Kai Tsugara, created by Random Buddy Number 13, and I don’t own him, I own Charley, AKA: EvilBakaMidget, lol, that’s where I got the name from, it’s one of the nicknames KR used to call me all the time.

Also, The Weirdo, you sent in yours, and I’m gonna make your chapter next, I just need two things, who you want to go in the MCC Room with (if I don’t get an answer, then it’ll be Kuwabara, cuz I haven’t used him yet) and if you have any, I need some quotes I could have your dude say. Mkay, that’s all! ^^

Disclaimer: I wish I owned YYH, but I don’t, which is why I come to fan fic sites, to torment the characters and OCs people send in! Buwahah.

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It’s been a while since the last incident. Kurama and Fred returned from the future, the door was fixed, they actually got a real window, and Charley finally got her revenge, everything was peachy flippin’ keen. It was a normal day in the MCC Room, until…

… A random bomb dropped from the sky and blew up the mental institution!! Anywho, a couple of days later they rebuilt it… yes days! Because I am evil and like to underpay my arch nemeses! The government!! … Well… that has nothing to do with… anything in this fan fiction… okay, so just forget that ever happened, okay? …………… What?! Why are you staring at me like that?! … Oh yeah, the fan fic!

Anyhow, like I was saying. After it was rebuilt, or “re-erected.” *cough cough* Another two people were sent to the MCC Room, because apparently, there are still people reading my fics! *evil laughter* Yes, more people to corrupt! Erm… I mean… teach the ways of the…… umm… OMFG, look, a UFO!

Everyone: *looks*

Well, time to introduce our next contestant in this little game of torture: Kai Tsugara! Tsugara-kun’s a 17-year-old, 5’7”, 170lb., male hanyou (a/n: Yeah, sorry ‘bout that “he’s a guy” comment again, RB#13.) with red eyes and jet black hair.

Tsugara-kun was thrown through the doors of the MCC Room; he got up and dusted himself off as he looked around the room to find the Dude With Clipboard and Yusuke in a full circle of people, all of which sitting on wooden chairs that look like they’ve been ripped off of those one-piece-school desks… I used to have one of those in my room… erm… anyways… he went to go sit in the only empty seat.

DWC: Hello, and welcome to the MCC Room, my name is *random exploding sound in background* . Today I thought we’d like to try something a little different. We’ll start by telling why we’re here and then our names! ^^

All: *silent*

DWC: We’ll start with you. *points*

Dude: Hi, I’m frank and I’m here cuz--

Kai: He was talkin’ to be, baka.

Frank: … WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *bursts out in sobs*

Kai: … Umm--

Frank: How hurtful can you get?! WAAHAHAAAAAAAAAHH!!

Kai: Erm, I--

Frank: *sobs louder*

DWC: Well, I guess it’s pretty apparent what Frank’s problem is. *starts writing on clipboard*

Kai: No kidding…

DWC: Well, back to you, what’s your name and why are you here?

Kai: I’m Tsugara, Kai and I’m here because they all say I’m crazy; they think my plans of world domination will never work, but they’re wrong! My evil army of squirrels will enslave you all! Nya ha ha ha--*cough cough* *clears throat* ^___^;; Erm, never mind that last part.

Yusuke: … Dude…

DWC: … Umm… okay then… and you?

Frank: I already told you, I’m Frank! It’s short for Frankenstein!

Kai: He wasn’t talking to you! God, are you PMSing or something?

Frank: … Maybe…

Kai: But guys don’t PMS (And I would know, because I’m a super genius! Muwa ha ha!) .

Frank *gasps* How dare you! *slaps Kai*

Kai: *blink blink*

Meanwhile:

Kurama: My Blinky Senses™ are tingling!

Back In the MCC Room:

Frank: I’m going to tell my boyfriend, Sven, and he’s gonna kick your ass!

Yusuke: Seven?

Frank: No, Sven!

Sven: *pops up out of nowhere* No, actually it is Seven.

Frank: Ohmigawd! *has heart attack* *dead*

Sven: Nuuuuuuu, why must the good ones be taken so young?!

Kai: Stop contradicting yourself.

Yusuke: Umm… wait, what…?

DWC: Oh, and just to tell you, I was really pointing to Frank that time.

Kai: Oh… sorry, my bad.

DWC: S’okay, one less person to brainwash--I mean… cure. ^^ Anyway, seeing as Frank’s dead, let’s move onto you. *points to Yusuke*

Yusuke: I’m Yusuke and I’m here because… well… wait… why am I here…? *picture goes all wavy and fuzzy for flashback effect* WoW, tHiS iS kInDa CoOl!!

Flashback:

Yusuke: *is walking down street whistling* Hey, what’s that over there? *looks off into distance*

Random Dude: It a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s super mutated, dark alpha, flying monkeys from hell!!

Yusuke: What the hell?! *gets carried off by monkeys*

Back In Present:

Yusuke: And that’s how it happened.

Kai: *sarcastically* Yeah, and I’m the queen of England.

Yusuke: Really, cool!

Kai: I was being sarcastic!! ((O_O))

Everybody Except Kai: *is imagining what it’s like to be queen of England*

Kai: *anime style fall off chair* I was being sarcastic!!

Yusuke: Hey, if you’re the queen, then can you knight me?

Kai: *about to rip his hair out* I was kidding!! I’m not the queen!!

Yusuke: … Then are you the princess…?

Kai: . . . I refuse to comment. . .

Yusuke: Then can I call you Ojou-chan?

Insane School Teacher: That’s may I call you Ojou-sama.

Yusuke: Hey, I know what I said and I like it that way, got it?!

Insane School Teacher: But it’s not proper grammar, and improper grammar is the root of all that is evilly… evil evilness!

Yusuke: Oh yeah, well you’re gay!

IST: I am not!

Yusuke: Am too!

IST: That’s You are too, and people who accuse others of being gay are often trying to conceal the fact that they, themselves, are gay.

Yusuke: Ahah, so you admit it!

IST: Admit what?

Yusuke: That you’re gay, cuz you said I was calling you gay so that means I’m gay, but you technically just called yourself gay by calling me gay!

IST: *head explodes*

Yusuke: ^^

Kai: I like you, when I rule the world, your death will be slow and painful just like everyone else’s!!!

Yusuke: ((O.O)) *is seriously disturbed*

Kai: *grins insanely*

Everyone Else: *scoots chairs away from Kai as he laughs evilly*

Yusuke: … Wow… and I thought I was screwed up…

Kai: I will rule the world!! *pulls squirrel out of pocket* Now go, my pretty, and do my evil bidding! *throws squirrel on IST’s headless body*

Squirrel: *starts eating IST*

Kai: Buwahahahaha-- *cough cough* *gasp*

Yusuke: ((O.O))

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And I shall end it there.

And as I said before, send in your OCs! I need more OCs if I’m gonna continue! Oh, and I accept yaoi/yuri OCs too. Just put a mini bio and quotes in a review and I’ll get to it ASAP.

Now go review!

Ja matte ne, minna.