Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy Interview ❯ Chapter 2

Lily: Thanks to all of you who reviewed! They were very encouraging! I will try to get Jin and Touya in this fic, but they might not be too happy about it...

Jin: Eh, lass, I don' think I want to be in your fan fic.

Lily: Oh, please Jin! Please, please, PLEASE!!!!!!!

Jin: Oh, alrigh'. Just don't make me do anythin' strange.

Lily: I won't... hehe...

Jin: Wha' was tha'? Hey! Why are are ya goin' ta do? HEY!

Disclaimer: Me no own Yu Yu Hakusho. Duh. Don't sue!

Lily: Now let's get on with the fic!

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Lily: Well, now I know what your favorite animals are and your favorite foods! This is a very interesting interview, isn't it?

Yusuke: What?!? You've hardly asked us anything and we haven't even given the answers!

Lily: So?

Yusuke: So!?! This is boring!

Lily: Then let's make it interesting! *fire ants fall on Yusuke's chair*

Yusuke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around room*

Lily: That's better. Now, what do the rest of you want to do?

Kuwabara: Oooohhh... My head...

Lily: Oh! Kuwabara! Are you okay?

Kuwabara: My head hurts like hell.

Lily: Poor baby! Put some ice on that! *Block of ice fall on his head*

Kuwabara: Ooohhh... *out cold* (Pun intended)

Kurama: Now that wasn't necessary.

Hiei: Sure it was. *inhales ice cream*

Lily: Thank you, Hiei. *glares at Kurama*

Kurama: Ehehe... *sweat drops*

Lily: So... What d'ya wanna do?

Hiei: Eat more sweet snow! *licking empty ice cream tub*

Lily: Okay... Kurama?

Hiei: SWEET SNOW!!! *joins Yusuke in running around the room*

Kurama: Oh no...

Lily: Hahahahahahaha!!! Hiei's sugar-high!

Kurama: What have you done?!?!

Lily: Nothing... *smiles innocently*

Jin/Touya: Who wants ice cream!

Lily: Where'd you come from?

Hiei: Who cares? Sweet snow!

Jin: *uses wind powers to lift ice cream* Come and get it!

Hiei: Yay! *runs over to Jin*

Touya: Make him jump.

Jin: Okay! *lifts ice cream above Hiei's head*

Hiei: *jumps for ice cream* Hey! Give me sweet snow!

Kuwabara: *suddenly awake* Jump, shorty! Jump!

Lily: Sleepy time! *hits Kuwabara with mallet* Whoops!

Hiei: GIVE... ME... SWEET SNOW!!!

Jin: Alrigh', alrigh'. Calm yerself. 'Ere ya go laddy.

Hiei: Yay! *shovels ice cream into his mouth*

Touya: Oh! We forgot to add something! *anchovies appear in ice cream*

Hiei: Mmm. Fish flavor! My favorite!

Others: Eww... *shudder*

Hiei: What?

Lily: Never mind. I just thought of a question! Why don't they put chicken bones in chocolate ice cream?

Kurama: What's that got to do with anything?

Lily: Just answer the question!

Jin: I know! Because you migh' choke?

Lily: No.

Jin: Are ya sure?

Lily: Yes.

Touya: Is it-

Lily: No.

Touya: I haven't even-

Lily: No.

Touya: But-

Lily: No.

Yusuke: Because fire ants will bite your butt!

Lily: Haha, ha, hahaha, ha! No.

Hiei: 'Cause you can't pedal as fast as hard.

All: *stare at Hiei*

Lily: He's... right.

Kurama: Ooookay....

Lily: Don't ask. It just is.

*silence*

Yusuke: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Lily: What?!?!

Yusuke: I still have ants in my pants!

Lily: Oh yeah! So?

Yusuke: A little help, please?

Lily: Okay! *fire ants disappear* That better?

Yusuke: Yeah...

Lily: Good. Now you can dance with Kuwabara!

Yusuke: What!?!?

Lily: Go on! You can do it!

Yusuke: No way!

Lily: Do it! Or face my wrath! *flame flicker in the background*

Yusuke: Eehehe... *picks up Kuwabara*

Lily: *waltz music starts* Hmm, hm, hhm.

Jin: Let's dance! *grabs Touya and starts waltzing*

Hiei: *twirls around with a now empty ice cream tub*

Lily: Oh Kurama! *glomps him and starts dancing* This is so romantic!

Kurama: Can't... breathe...

Lily: Oops! *loosens grip*

Kuwabara: Ooohhh... Urameshi! What are you doing?!

Yusuke: Just shut up and dance.

Kuwabara: Okay. *starts waltzing with Yusuke*

Lily: Now we're really having fun!

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Lily : Awww. How cute!

Jin: I told ya not ta do somethin' like tha'!

Lily: Like what?

Jin: Never mind.

Lily: Tune in next time to find out what happens! I'll have to, too, because I have no idea what to do next! Please review and give me ideas! Remember, I will only continue if you want me to!