Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Cruel and Unusual Punishment ❯ C-4 and the mob ( Chapter 4 )

A/N: Thank you for all the reviews!!! Here's the next chapter!

P.S. keep in mind that in this chapter, Hiei is starting to go a little crazy, which is being brought on by sweet snow deprivation and too much contact with....ME!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: Don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Codeine, or The Sopranos. BUT I DO OWN THE MOB!!!!!!! (J/K!)

ch.4: C-4 and the mob.

Hiei's POV:

The little brats are starting to wake up again

<sweet snow need sweet snow>

Got to find more codeine. I don't think I can stand another episode like earlier. I checked the label on the bottle

<Korea factory in korea>

but the only factory and major sales place is in Korea. I don't know where else to get it. We'll have to go to Korea. Might as well take the little brats with me. While I'm there maybe I can even get sweet snow

<what if all they have is pistachio almond>

no! They will have ALL KINDS of sweet snow, I know it! Well, it's settled. Tomorrow I will take the little brats to Korea for codeine......and sweet snow.....................

Kumaru's POV:

My babysitter's still asleep....I have a really bad headache, and I don't feel so good.......I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP!!!!!!

Hiei's POV:

uh..... THIS IS SO GROSS!!!! I woke up with my lap full of half-ningen barf and my katana missing. Either the little brat thought ahead or realized what I would do to her when I woke up.

<Korea don't forget korea>

That's right! I'm going to get more codeine today, so the little half-demon will sleep for the whole week. Let's just hope I can find the factory.

"Hey girls," I asked the two hung over 7-year-olds, "want to go on a little trip?"

2 ½ hours later.

Hiei's POV:

We finally got on the plane. Now all I have to do is go through 3 hours of Kumaru's singing, Emri's snores, and people's stares, and I can finally rest in peace...and sweet snow.

At the Korean Airport.

"Oi! Ningen! Where do I pick up my bags!" The stupid Korean ningen just stared at my waist. I looked down. Kumaru's dried throw up was still on my clothes. Great. "Hey! I asked where I pick up my bags!" I yell, drawing my katana (Kumaru finally gave it back before we left).I guess I have to threaten everybody just to get something done.

With my sword at his back, the guy decided that he wanted to show me where the luggage pick-up was after all. After I had gotten my bags ( 3 coolers for the sweet snow, and a bag for the codeine), The brats and I headed for the exit.

Outside was a mob scene. Literally. The head of the Korean mafia was standing about 3 feet from me, and I thought that, if anyone could supply me with codeine, he could How I know who these people are, I have no idea. I guess Kurama blackmailing me in to watching the Sopranos with him finally paid off.

"Don, sir, I was wondering if you would supply me with something." I stated to the mafiosi. He looked me up and down. "Could it be a wet rag, my good man?" he said amusedly, looking down at my waist. "No, don, I would like some codeine."

"Codeine? That's it? I can give you codeine for..." He looked at Emri, and , seeing she was Japanese, said. "150,000 yen. I can give you 5 bottles for that.". I thought about it for a minute.

"That won't work. I still have 6 more days with these little demons. Make it 6 bottles, and you have a deal." The don nodded approvingly, and went to one of his hit men that was carrying a briefcase. He took out a piece of paper and wrote something on it, then walked back over to me.

" Meet me here in 3 hours."

Kumaru's POV:

While my babysitter was talking to the fat guy with all the body guards, Emri and I decided to explore. We had gone about 50 yards when Emri finally spoke.

"I like this place, Maru! Let's blow it up!"

"I packed some C-4 in the babysitters bag!" I replied excitedly. We ran back over to Hiei and grabbed the bag he had put on the ground. I opened it, and my face crumpled.

"Where's my C-4?" I wailed. "This isn't fair!!!!! I packed it this morning! What happened?"

Authoress(aka me 9 years from this {not actual age)):" Do not worry, younger yet still as pretty version of me! I take pity on you , and give you C-4. Now, go have fun!"

"Yay!" Emri and I shouted as the bag was filled with C-4. "Now, let's go find somewhere to put it!" With an evil grin, Emri and I ran off, leaving a very confused but uncaring Hiei to look for a sweet snow place.

A/N: I know that was kind of short, but I hadn't posted in a while so I figured I'd better. Please review. It might take a while for the next chapter. Sorry!