Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei's (Attempt at) Revenge ❯ Memories ( Chapter 4 )

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Hiei's (Attempt at) Revenge

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Pissed off to learn of how the one he loves is being treated, Hiei goes on a mission to finally tell how he feels! But can Hiei tell the one he loves in time before he's swamped by rampant Mary Sues, horny authoresses, comrades that are out-of-character, and even more Mary Sues!? Warning: General Stupidity of Sues, OOCs, authors, and this author.

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Memories

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Hiei watched Yukina sweep the same step over and over again for the last time before he finally left Genkai's home. He hated the thought of leaving her, but Genkai had told him that it would be best if Hiei could complete the mission that he had set himself on. Maybe - just maybe - everything would revert back to normal.

Upon reaching the bottom of the mountain where Genkai's home was, Hiei wasn't three minutes away before, yet again, meeting someone.

She radiated tremendous power - and willpower obviously - causing shivers to go down his spine. Beautiful, but deadly looking, she possessed a natural cat-like grace about herself, with dark, jungle green eyes and long, wavy black hair that reached down to her thighs. She was wearing all sorts of jewelry which either hung from her ears or around her neck, glittering in the sun like her eyes. Her red jumpsuit left nothing to the imagination with her gorgeously toned body. Not too soft, but neither was she so burly.

He suddenly had an urge to kill.

However, he decided to give her the benefit of the doubt, and wait a little while once more, something repeating in his head: Not all beautiful women can be Mary Sues ... and if she is one, I can just maul the stupid twit.

The pretty girl perked up when she saw him, and asked, "Hi!" - So far so good. No bad Japanese. - "I'm MARY SUE, and I'm looking for Genkai's ... Wah! No, I'm not! My name is MARY SUE! ..." The girl whimpered.

"..." Hiei pumped his fists cheerfully, "Success! No more guessing if it's a Sue or not! Praise the bleeps!"

(Thought you'd like that.)

Hiei shouted at the sky, "And don't you dare take it away!" Directing his attention at the now identified Mary Sue, Hiei smirked devilishly, "So you're looking for Genkai, yes? Let me guess ... you've got some super, secret, powerful energy at your disposal that you just don't know how to control, boo hoo, some sob story attached to it, right?"

Her face went blank, "Uh ... yeah, I guess so ..."

"Okay then. Bugger off. Genkai doesn't need any more halfwit to bother her other than Yuusuke."

The Mary Sue smiled, "You know Yusuke? Do you know Kurama and their stupid friend too?"

He opened his mouth to talk, but paused momentarily before doing so, "'Yusuke?' ... It's Yuusuke, you moronic twit, and ... Hey! Only I get to insult Kuwabara! You just fuck off, you insipid dolt! Nobody insults that carrot-top other than me. You hear me!? Me!"

"Whatever! I'm just looking for Genkai-shihan, and you're in my way. You obviously know where she lives, so why don't you just tell me before I torture you for the answer?"

Laughing, Hiei said, "You? Torture me? You don't know who you're talking to. I kill your kind!"

"Not me!" She dashed forward, and, unsheathing her katana, she brought the blade down on his head. Or at least the head of his afterimage. Hiei smirked down at her from the branch of a tree.

"I kill Mary Sues ... and I think that I do it pretty well. You'll just be one more."

She looked perplexed as to how he had gotten up there, and her eyes were suddenly filled with wonder and awe, "Wow, you're fast ..."

"... Duh."

"So fast ... that now you're in my heart! What's you name!?"

Hiei mentally fixed 'you,' and replaced it with 'your,' not bothering to correct them anymore. They were too stupid to do it themselves anyway. Then Hiei absorbed what she had just said, "We just met! How can you even think that you could be in love with me!?"

She gasped, "Oh, you must be in so much pain and suffering! Unable to love, or even know about how love works ..."

"I know about love! I'm in love right now! And you're-!"

The moron interrupted him, "Me!?!?!?!?" - Shit, not that again ... It's too bad that I don't have any more bullets for that gun. - "Oh ... oh, I love you too!"

Which made him gag, "You can't ... be serious! I don't love you! I love someone that's a thousand million times better than any fucking Sue could ever possibly be! You're mincemeat compared to PERSON THAT I LOVE! And none of you could ever replace THAT PERSON!"

"... I bet that whoever it is ... they're a slut. They're just deceiving you, I bet! You don't really love them; you love me!"

Hiei felt his eye twitch first, then his hand ... He smirked, and jumped down to the ground, walking slowly toward the Sue, "Do you really think so? That my lover is a terrible person?"

She smiled sweetly, "Of course. Someone that would try to chain you down has to be someone that's a total bitch."

His upper lip curled up when he snarled, "'Chain' me, huh?" When she nodded, Hiei grabbed a chunk of her extremely long hair, and wrapped it around her neck, starting to choke her with it, "Let me tell you something about chains. The only chain between myself and my lover is the one that binds us both so intimately that you could never" - he tightened the hair around her neck for emphasis, and she tried to grasp for breath - "never find a crack within it. Sometimes chains are a bad thing, yes - they constrain people. But the chain that binds my love and I" - he smiled as he watched her lips turn blue - "is the most wonderful thing that I have ever encountered. You think that my lover is a bitch? Stupid cunt, my love is my savior."

Waiting patiently for her to die, he absently watched her mouth gape open and then close, looking like some caught fish which was searching for that life-giving air until finally she was a pale blue color. Her hair had also been cutting through her neck, and a thin line of blood slid down to rest in her generous cleavage. The Mary Sue's leg twitched once, and then twice before all movement stopped completely but for one last exhale.

"Ha!" Hiei jerked in surprise, and turned around to see a familiar Mary Sue. The one that he hadn't killed! "I knew it! It's like a dream for me. I, the princess of the Lost Tribe of the Dark, Naughty, Powerful, Super-Neat, Dark Dragon Princesses, am in love! And the handsome Hi Youkai born with the mixed blood of a Koorime is you! We will save each other from our dark pasts, and - Hey! I'm not done yet!"

Hiei had begun to walk away, "You irritate me, fuck off."

She whined, "You're supposed to fall in love with me!"

"No," he said, "I think that I'm supposed to do whatever the fuck I want. You annoy me, thus I'll either kill you or ignore you ... in fact, why am I not trying to do the former?" Turning around, he grinned, and walked back, cracking his knuckles, "I like killing your kind. I get such a thrill doing it."

Her laughter tinkled like a little bell, and she spun around, running away, "Catch me if you can!"

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She was fast - he had to admit that. Hiei had chased her long and hard, and on through the Ningenkai to the Makai. The Mary Sue would not let up, or give Hiei any inches to gain on her. However, he was also angry, the kill of the other Mary Sue still pounding through his veins and giving wings to his feet.

Deep in the Makai was where the chase ended, and it was Hiei who was the first to stop running. Yet this was not due to him being fatigued, but when he had seen the immense tower that was standing where no tower was standing before, Hiei had stopped right in his tracks. The rather odd Mary Sue kept running for the tower, and - after a moment - Hiei chased after her again, dread growing in his mind.

How did tower appear out of nowhere? It had never been there before ... Right? His mind slurred momentarily, and he stopped running again, holding his head as it throbbed. That tower ... it's never been there. It just showed up ... How do I know that? ... It's not like I ... No! No! I live here! I live in the Makai! ... But where? He looked up. I live here in the Makai ... with ... His head began to hurt more, How did I get here? Why am I here? ... I ... I chased down that Sue. I killed that other one ... but why? Why did I kill her?

"She angered me," he said aloud. "She pissed me off somehow, but ..." Eyes widening in horror, Hiei pulled at his hair, "Why can't I remember anything!?"

Abruptly, he glared up at the tower, That ... It's that tower's fault! I know it! He realized that the Mary Sue that he had been chasing went inside of it, and he gritted his teeth and fangs, "I'll just burn the fucking thing down."

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From FanFiction:

stuck-in-a-tree: You have to wait just like everybody else for that answer! ... Thanks for the review. XP

Jasmemini: Exact-a-mundo! Thanks for the reviews!

whowhenwhatever: You again! o.o; With another long-winded review. Dear, dear ... -reads over again and again- Hrm ... ^-^ I do believe that you're just a bit, little, tad way off. Hiei is kind of thinking the way you are though.

Wow ... this is kind of fast becoming non-humorish ... Maybe I should change Romance to Angst instead ... Nah. It's still a Romance at heart.

Next time, Hiei storms this Sue stronghold! ... That moron.

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