Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Naughty Girl ( Chapter 8 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Ddc: Lalalalala ooowwww my stomach hurts.

Kuri: SHE FINALLY MADE HERSELF SICK WITH HER OWN SINGING!!!

Ddc: -_-;;;;;

Kuri: WOOHOO!!! EVERYONE DO A DANCE!!!!!

Ddc: *sneaks up behind Kuri and screeches in her ear in a very high pitched voice * HATORI DID THE DRIVING!!!!!!!

Kuri: AAHHH!!!! *dies from Riceball imitation * x_X

Ddc: Teheheheheheh standard disclaimers apply ^_~ gotta love Fruits Basket.

Summary: Weeeeeee Mountain Dew is good for me. I've been saying that all afternoon. ^_^;;;;;; I think I really killed a Junior today. But that's ok, he annoyed me anyway. Ok enough of that. NEW CHAPPIE!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!! ^_^ I'm getting so many requests now, I hope I can make all of them into chapters before the end of summer, plus my own ideas. Which are amusing, and I think many people will like them for their pervertedness. ^_^;;;;; but first I must use requested songs! Oh yeah, before I forget: YAOI WARNING!!!!!!! Think of this chapter as being like Barbie Girl, only Kurama's not dressed as a girl. ^_^;;;; you'll see what I mean. And now, ON WITH THE FIC!!!!

Yusuke: I'm bored.

Kuwabara: Me too.

Karasu: WHY ARE YOU BORED?!?!?!

Kuronue: Yeah why??!?! That was the best song yet!!!!

Kuwabara: No it wasn't.

Botan: And remind us again exactly WHY it wasn't the best song yet?

Yusuke: Because it wasn't perverted.

Karasu Kuronue and Botan: *anime fall *

*Katie G appears *

Katie G: EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!! I'm glad people agree with me. ^_^

Yusuke: Hey look! The creepy girl with plushies agrees with us!!!!

Kurama: How is that a good thing?

Yusuke: I don't know. It just is.

Hiei: And his intelligence is once again proved to be nonexistent.

Kurama: True, true.

Hiei: I don't know Kuwabara, I think Yusuke's giving you a run for your money in the stupidity area.

Kuwabara: Really? HOW DARE YOU URAMESHI!!!! Wait, that was an insult wasn't it.

Jin: I be thinkin' that Urameshi still has a long way ta go before he be getting anywhere near the human turtle.

Touya: I agree.

Chu: Why is he a turtle, mate?

Jin: Because, turtles be dumb. Duh.

Chu: Oh. Good point.

Juri: You know what Chu?

Chu: Wait fishey?

Juri: You sound like Bruce from Finding Nemo.

Chu: YES!! I AM A GIANT SHARK!!! MY GOAL HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!!!

Everyone: *anime fall *

Shizuru: Chu, have you been drinking again?

Chu: *hiccup * Maybe…

Shizuru: How could you?!?!!?!?!?!?! I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DRINK TOGETHER!!!!!

Chu: T_T sorry. Beer?

Shizuru: Toss it here.

Kurama: -_-;;;; well that was fast.

Katie G: Um how come I'm the only one here?

*Wya appears *

Wya: Now you're not.

Sniper: How is it a good thing that you're here?

Wya: SSSNNNIIIIPPPEEERRR!!!!! *glomps sniper *

Sniper: Ggggaaahhh can't...breath....

Seaman: Nooooo!!!! SNIPER!!!! MY LOVE!!!!

Everyone: 0.0

Sensui: Since when did you love Sniper?!?!?!?!?

Itsuki: Congradulations! ^_^

Sensui: T_T I feel so left out.

*ddc appears *

Ddc: Oooo I get to explain things again!! Weeeeeeee

Yusuke: Oh great the chaos girls are back.

Ddc: No, Jules, Shira, Shida, Kit, and Duo aren't here. Get it right!

Yusuke: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Ddc: ^_^ ok anyway, Sniper and Seaman are lovers cus they look cute together. And cus Wya pointed out that there aren't very many sniperxseaman fics. So now there is one! Woohoo!!!!!! CREATIVITY RULES THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *anime fall *

Ddc: ^_^ Ok that's enough chaos for one day. Get on with the party already! Look, Genkai and Toguro fell asleep.

Genkai and Toguro: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ddc: Ok Wya, no killing Sniper anymore. C'mon!

Wya: Awwwww ok. BUT I'M COMING BACK!!!!

Katie G: ME TOO!!!

Ddc: Maybe.

*Ddc, Wya, and Katie G disappear *

Juri: Ok yeah! What they said! Anyway, here's my idea. Kurama sings Naughty Girl!!!!! CUS THAT SONG ROCKS!!!!

Kurama: T_T Why me?1?!?!?!?!?!?!

Juri: Cus we want you to thats why! Now hop to it!

*music starts *

Kurama: I love to love you, baby

I love to love you, baby

Uhh

Kuwabara: I'm having very bad images!!!!

Yusuke: Shut up!!!!!!! *shoves Kuwabara's head into a vase *

Kurama: I'm feelin' sexy

I wanna hear you say my name, boy

If you can reach me

You can feel my burnin' flame

Hiei: 0_,0 (a/n: DROOL FACE!!! ^_^;;;;;)

Kurama: *smirking at Hiei's reaction to the lyrics * Feelin' kinda N-A-S-T-Y

I might just take you home with me

Baby the minute I feel your energy

Your vibe has just taken over me

Start feelin' so crazy babe

Karasu and Kuronue: TAKE US HOME WITH YOU TOO KURAMA!!!!

Koto: I LOVE YOU KURAMA!!!!!!

Kurama: *edging away * Latel i feel the funk coming over me

I don't know what's gotten into me

The rhythm's got me feelin' so crazy babe

Kurama fanclub: *dying * @_@

Hiei: *still drooling * 0_,0

Kurama: *walks slowly and suggestively towards Hiei * Tonight I'll be your naughty girl

I'm callin' all my girls

We're gonna turn this party out

I know you want my body

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl

I'm callin' all my girls

I see you look me up and down

And I came to party

Yusuke: *rolling on the floor laughing his ass off *

Hiei: *smirking *

Kurama: You're so sexy

Tonight I am all yours, boy

The way your body moves across the floor

Feelin' kinda N-A-S-T-Y

I might just take you home with me

Baby the minute I feel your energy

Your vibe has just taken over me

Start feelin' so crazy babe

Lately I feel the funk coming over me

I don't know what's gotten into me

The rhythm's got me feelin' so crazy babe

Hiei: *whispering while smirking * I can make you feel crazy baby

Everyone: Oooooooooo o_0

Kuwabara: *throwing up in vase *

Kurama: *trying not to snicker * Tonight I'll be your naughty girl

I'm callin' all my girls

We're gonna turn this party out

I know you want my body

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl

I'm callin' all my girls

I see you look me up and down

And I came to party

Karasu and Kuronue: WE DID TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: 0.0 *backing away * I love to love you, baby

I love to love you baby

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl

I'm callin' all my girls

We're gonna turn this party out

I know you want my body

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl

I'm callin' all my girls

I see you look me up and down

And I came to party

Hiei: *almost jumping up and down on coach waiting for song to end * (a/n: ooo wonder why. ^_~)

Kurama: Tonight I'll be your naughty girl

I'm callin' all my girls

We're gonna turn this party out

I know you want my body

Tonight I'll be your naughty girl

I'm calling all my girls

I see you look me up and down

And I came to party

*music ends *

Hiei: *jumps up, grabs Kurama, and races upstairs *

Everyone else: 0.0

Yusuke: ....wow. Hiei can really move fast when he wants to can't he?

*two strange boys appear, one with long blond hair in a ponytail, and one with long red hair *

Blond: Wow. Jeez Hiro, why don't you do that for ME?!?!?!?!

Hiro: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??! K!!!!! YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSING TO BE WITH!!!

K: *flashes peace sign * v^_^v

Yusuke: Aw man, not MORE random chaos people!

Hiro: Huh? Waaaaiiitt. K, where the hell are we?

K: Ummmmmmm good question.

Hiro: -_-;;;;;;;;;

K: ^_^;;;;;;;;;

Hiro: *glares at K * K..........

K: Oh! I know! We went to the wrong house! ^_^

Everyone: *anime fall *

Hiro: NOT AGAIN!!!!

K: Heheheh my bad!

Yusuke: *holding head in confusion * Who ARE you people?!!??!?!?!

Hiro: Oh hi. I guess we should introduce ourselves. My name is Nakano Hiro, and I'm the guitarist for Bad Luck. And that MORON over there is my manager K, who is an American who really likes his guns.

K: ^_^

Yusuke: Wait wait wait wait. Guns as is "boom boom bang bang", or the other kind.

K: BOTH! ^_^

Hiro and Yusuke: *anime fall *

*ddc and kit appear *

Ddc: Ok you two! That's enough.

Yusuke: *from the floor * Hey look the chaos girls are back

Ddc: Yup. Oh Kkkkkk!! *glomps K *

Kit: NO!!! IT'S MY TURN!!!!

Ddc: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'm loved by all.

Ddc: ^_^ That's cus you're a sexy American with a gun!

K: GUNS! GUNS! GET IT RIGHT!

Ddc: Fine fine. GunS. Happy?

K: ^_^ yup!

Hiro: T_T I don't feel loved.

Kit: Awwwwwww *glomps Hiro * You're loved Hiro! ^_^

Hiro: Yay! ^_^

Yyh gang: @_@

Ddc: ^_^;;;;; ok time to go. BYE!

*ddc, kit, K, and hiro disappear *

Yusuke: @_@ I REALLY wish they would stop doing that.

Jin: *pondering * What kind of a name is K?

Touya: Who knows.

Shizuru: Americans are weird.

Chu: Here here!

Ruka: MY TURN FOR MY IDEA!!!!

Kieko: T_T nobody ever listens to me.

Ruka: Duh. Ok here it is...

Darkdemonchild: Weeeee!!! Happy Kit? I used your idea to put K and Hiro in the fic. And for all of you who are incredibly confused right now, which, I suspect, is just about everyone, K and Hiro are from the show Gravitation, which is a yaoi fan's dream show. ^_^ so if you're interested you should check it out. Anyway, I hope everyone liked this chappie, and please send in requests and reviews!!!! I LUV ALL WHO DO!! And because of this, it's time for my *drum roll * Review Responses!! ^_^

Mediaminer.org:

KatieGrrl1016: ^_^ I know you like my perverted chappies. ^_^ yay!!!!! Confetti and peace dance!!!! Woohoo!!!

DemonandGoddess: Yup, NBC rocks. ^_^ That's why I used it.

The Almighty Elena: I LUV NBC!!! And yes it does rock. I need to get the dvd. Hmmmm that'll be next on my movie wish list. ^_^ tehehehehehehehehe I got the hamburger idea from Ed Edd and Eddy. Gotta love cartoon shows.

Fanfiction.net:

Starfox: tehehehehehe yup you're bad. I have!!! See!!!! ^_~

Animebaby-b: ^_^ thanks I'm glad you think it's funny. Ooooh I like that idea! I'm not using it in this chapter, but I will definitely use that song sometime soon. ^_^

Sakura Harusame: *bows * thank you! ^_^ I hope you liked how I tortured them this time.

…yeah: Oooo I'm sorry, I didn't know I was spelling it wrong. Thank you for telling me about that, I'll make sure I don't do that again. ^_^;;;;; my spelling isn't always the best. I'm glad you like the fic though.

Raining Petals: yay!!! My non-perverted chappie was a success!!! ^_^ I try to do my best at the Kieko ignoring now. *bows * Thank you, I liked adding cuteness to this fic, I should probably do it more often. ^_^

Klover414: ^_^ thanks. I love the Kurama Hiei pairing too! ^_^;;;; bet you already knew that though. I don't really know why I like them either, but they're just soooo cute together! ^_~

Black Magician Girl1: Oooooo I will definitely use that song. That would be VERY funny. ^_^ thanks I'm glad you think it's funny.

Starfox: Tehehehe not for this chappie silly. I might soon though, I haven't decided when though, cus I have a ton of song requests that are funny to make into chappies.

Kit: Teheheheheheheheheheehehehehehe. *mock gasp * O no!!! Not the wrath of the almighty kit!!! I'm quaking with fear!! ^_~ tehehe jk. 0.0 kit I don't think eating 6 donuts in one hour is good for you. You're scaring me. Have fun at ur cuz's house! ^_~

DynamicSniperLover: Man, you've reviewed twice. *shakes head * You're crazy. Lol how many songs do you want me to do?!?!?! Maybe. I'll think about it.