Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Living La Vida Loca Shrek Style ( Chapter 9 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Ddc: Pray for mercy from PUSS! IN BOOTS!!!!! ^.~

Kuri: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ok stop copying Shrek 2 and say the disclaimer

Ddc: Never! In gord!

Kuri: You mean "en guard" right?

Ddc: Oh yeah. Whatever. Same thing. EN GUARD!!!!

Kuri: -.-;;;;;; she owns nothing.

Summary: WEEEE!!!! MOUNTAIN DEW IS GOOD!!! ^.^;;;;; sorry for all who have requested songs, I promise that I will do a request next chapter. It's just that I got this really good idea, and I just HAD to use it. Aren't you all happy that I decided to post this only 2 days after I posted chapter 8? I know Kit and Katie G are. ^_^;;;;; This isn't as perverted of a chapter as some others, so for all you guys who like pervertedness, sorry. *coughcoughKitandKatieGcoughcough * But I hope that it's still just as funny! And now. ON WITH THE FICCY FIC!!!

Sniper: Seaman.

Seaman: Yes?

Sniper: I have a very serious question for you.

Seaman: Um ok. What is it?

Sniper: Which do you like better in bed? My gun, me, or a spoon?

Everyone: *anime fall *

Yusuke: WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sniper: A VERY SERIOUS ONE THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!

Seaman: ^.^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Sniper: Well? Which one?

Seaman: Umm...you?

Sniper: I don't believe you. You like my gun better don't you! ADMIT IT!

Seaman: You're scaring me. 0.0

Kurama: This is funny.

Hiei: Yup.

Kuwabara: Hey when did you guys get here?

Hiei: Since a second ago.

Kurama: Duh.

Kuwabara: Um ook then.

Karasu: You bring up a very good question Sniper. *goes up to Kurama * Which do YOU like better in bed Kurama? A gun, me, or a spoon?

Kurama: 0.0 NONE OF THEM!

Kuronue: I bet he likes the spoon best.

Karasu: No I think he likes a machine gun.

*ddc and Kit appear *

Ddc: And the dynamic duo has returned! ^.~

Kit: Yup! We rock! Now where'd Hiro go? I wanna jump him.

Ddc: Oh they're at home having fun with K's guns.

Yusuke: Oh so THAT'S where this whole conversation started.

Sniper: Yup.

Kit: T.T nooo! My beloved Hiro is gone! *sees Karasu * Oh well. You'll do just fine. ^.^ *jumps Karasu *

Karasu: AH!

Kuronue: NOOOO!!! HE'S MINE!!!!

Everyone: *shocked gasp *

Kuronue: What?

Kit: You said that outloud.

Kuronue: 0.0 oops. Hehehehehehe forget I ever said that!!!!!!! ^.^;;;;;;;;;;

Karasu: *teary eyes * I like you too Kuro!!!!!!

Kuro: You...you do?

Karasu: Yup!

Ddc and Kit: *watching from side *

Ddc: Awwwwwww!

Kit: This calls for a group hug!!!!!

Ddc: YAY! GROUP HUG!!!

*Katie G, Jules, Shida, Duo and Wya appear *

Katie G: GROUP HUG!!!!!

Wya and Duo: YAY!!!!!!

Jules: Woohoo!!!!

Chaos girls: *all hug each other *

Yusuke: This is getting creepy.

Kuwabara: You said it.

Sensui: Can you guys disappear now? You're scaring us.

Itsuki: Yes. Please.

Ddc: *evil grin * ooookkkkk we'll go. Say your idea Ruka.

*chaos girls disappear *

Ruka: ^.^ ok here's my idea! Jin and Itsuki sing to Living La Vida Loca, but the Shrek 2 version. Oh and Jin's the Donkey and Itsuki's Puss.

Touya: Who are they singing about?

Botan: Yes we must know!

Ruka: Ok I'll tell Botan and the girls. But no one else gets to know! Cus it's a surprise. ^.~ *whispers to Kieko Shizuru and Botan *

Shizuru: OH MY GOD THAT'LL BE SO FRICKIN' FUNNY!!!

Kieko: *blushing *

Botan: Hahahaha. Oh Itsuki! Come here please, we gotta get you ready too! ^.^ Oh I just love being the costume girl!

Sensui: NOOOO!!! ITSUKI!!!!

Itsuki: *is being dragged into bathroom by Botan *

Shizuru: *pushes Sensui away * Don't worry. You'll like what Botan's gonna do to him.

Jin: I just hope she be a hurryin up! Cus I be wantin' ta sing!

*10 minutes later *

Botan: ^.^ ok he's ready! Start the music! Shizuru, Kieko, could you get the girl please?

Shizuru and Kieko: Ok! ^.^

*music starts *

Jin: Uno! Dos! Cuatro! Hit it!

Listen Donkey, yo.

She's into superstition

Black cats and voodoo dolls

Itsuki: *comes out dressed in a spanish silk black shirt with a rose in house moutt and starts singing in spanish accent * I feel a premonition

That girl's gonna make me fall

Everybody: 0_,0

Sensui: *has fainted from sight of Itsuki * x.X

Jin: Here we go!

Itsuki: She's into new sensation

Jin and Itsuki: New kicks and candle light

She's got a new addiction

For every day and night

She'll make you take your clothes off

And go dancing in the rain

Koto: WE WANT YOU TO DO THAT ITSUKI!!!!

Juri: YEAH!! WE LOOOVVVEEE YOU!!!!!

Itsuki: 0.0;;;;

Jin and Itsuki: She'll make you live her crazy life

But she'll take away your pain

Like a bullet to your brain!

Kuwabara: Who's the girl?

Yusuke: *gets pushed out of bathroom by girls and is dressed in a knee length red dress *

Everyone: 0.0

Kuwabara: 0.0 Sorry I asked.

Jin and Itsuki: *trying not to laugh * Upside inside out

Living la vida loca

She'll push and pull you down

Living la vida loca

Her lips are devil red

And her skin's the color mocha

She will wear you out

Living la vida loca

Itsuki: Hey, Donkey! That's Spanish!

Jin: *winks at Itsuki *

Itsuki: *winks back * Woke up in New York City

In a funky cheap motel

She took my heart, she took my money

She must've slipped me a sleeping pill

Yusuke: Why do I have to be dressed like this?!?!?!?!?!?!

Guys: *rolling around laughing their asses off *

Girls: *drooling over Itsuki *

Kurama: Hahahaha how does it feel to be a cross dresser Yusuke?

Yusuke: -.- SHUT UP KURAMA!!! YOU WERE ONE TOO!!!

Hiei: Yeah and he looked GOOD as one!!!!!

Kuwabara: Unlike you!!!!

Itsuki: She never drinks the water

Makes you order French Champagne

And once you had a taste of her

You'll never be the same

She'll make you go insane!

Jin and Itsuki: *singing back to back * Upside inside out

Living la vida loca!

She'll push and pull you down

Living la vida loca!

Her lips are devil red

And her skin's the color mocha

She will wear you out!

Living la vida loca

Jin: Come on!

Ruka Koto and Juri: *holding up an "We Love You Itsuki" banner *

Yusuke: Can I PLEASE change out of this thing?!?!?!?!

Botan: Nope! ^.^

Yusuke: T.T

Jin: Oh she's living la vida loca

Bring it down!

Jin and Itsuki: Upside inside out

Living la vida loca!

She'll push and pull you down

Living la vida loca!

Her lips are devil red

And her skin's the color mocha

She will wear you out!

Living la vida loca

She'll push and pull you down

Living la vida loca!

Her lips are devil red

And her skin's the color mocha

She will wear you out!

Living la vida loca

*music ends *

Yusuke: FINALLY!!! *runs into bathroom to change out of dress *

Itsuki: *backing away from approaching fan club of Ruka Juri and Koto *

Juri: We love you Itsuki

Koto: We want you Itsuki

Ruka: We need you Itsuki

Itsuki fanclub: *evil devil eyes leering at Itsuki * (a/n: For all who have seen fruits basket, think of Yuki's fanclub girls when they're giving him chocolates on valentines day.)

Itsuki: 0.0 meep!!! Somebody save me!!!!

Sensui: *wakes up * Where's the chicken? *sees Itsuki getting ready to be jumped by fan girls * AH! MY BEAUTIFUL ITSUKI! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!

Itsuki: Yay!!! My savior!!!

Sensui: I'M COMING MY LOVE! *runs to Itsuki *

Itsuki: MY HERO!

Itsuki Fanclub: Noooooooo!!!!

Sensui: I'M CCCCOOOMMMI *trips on rug and lands flat on face *

Everyone: Oooo

Kuwabara: That would hurt

Touya: How embarrassing

Sniper: Man that sucks

Seaman: No it sucks motsza balls.

Sniper: Ok it sucks motsza balls.

Itsuki fanclub: YAY! WE WIN! *drag Itsuki away *

Itsuki: Noooooooo!!!!! T.T

Botan: Ok! Next song idea!

Darkdemonchild: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT WAS SO FUN TO WRITE!!!!!! Gotta love Shrek 2. And if you haven't seen it GO SEE IT THIS SECOND! Because my alter ego/twin is in it. ^_^ PUSS!!!!! I swear, I act just like him. Even my mom says so! And that means that I do, cus my mom hates to agree with me on these things. So when you go see it just remember: Itsuki in a spanish black silk shirt with a rose in his mouth singing to Living La Vida Loca with Jin as Donkey at the end. And also;

*says in a spanish accent * Pray for mercy from PUSS! In boots. ^.~

Review Responses:

Fanfiction.net:

Kit: Hahahahahahaha yup!!!!!!!!!

Devil's Wings: I'm sorry. I hope this chapter is better than the last one, cus I write better when I'm hyper. ^_^ yay!!!

Sakura Harusame: Weee!!! Yay!! I'm glad you liked my torturing of the yyh gang. ^_^ oooo that's really weird. IT'S FATE!!!! KURAMA WAS DESTINED TO SING IT! ^_^;;;;;;; i need to lay off on the soda.

DynamicSniperLover: ^_^ oh yyyeeeaaahhh I'm a bad one. Lol not this chapter, but probably later. I almost spelled later as Lader. ^_^;;;;;; woops my bad

Yusuke: Ok, I'll look up that song and see when I should use it. ^_^ thanks I'm glad you think it's coming out good.

Animebay-b: *bows * Thank you. I'm glad you like it. Oo ok I'll check it out.

Demonidentity: Oooooo of course you can request a song. Ooo if it's funny and perverted then of course I'll email you for it. ^_~

Mediaminer.org:

KatieGrrl1016: tehehehe yup people like perverted chappies better than non-perverted ones. That why I added pervertedness to this one ^_^ *does confetti and peace dance too * weee!!!!!

DemonandGoddess: Yup!!! Aren't Kurama and Hiei just sooo cute together? ^_^ of course I will! I'm just waiting for the right time to use it. ^_~

Koritsune Dragonrider: YAY!!! HI KD!!! ^_~ ooooo yay!!! I'm glad you loved it. I don't think it was my best, but that's ok! ^_^ I'll definately check out that song and put it on my "To Do" list for requests. ^_^;;; Hope you love this chappie too! ^_~

Darkdemonchild: Ok well this is the end of this chappie, I hope you all had as much fun reading it as I had writing it. And here are some end notes that I would like to make. First; the part about guns and spoons was taken from some conversations that Kit and I have had numerous times over AIM where I send her Gravitation pics of K and Hiro and add my own comments on what I think they're saying. If you would ever like to see what really goes on behind the scenes of me writing this story, which you probably don't want to, feel free to IM me at Fallenangel16908. Oh yeah, and if you ever want any of the songs used in this fic please feel free to IM me and ask me for them. Um...damn there was something else I wanted to say but I forget what it is. ^_^;;; oh yeah! Mixing Dr. Pepper, Coke, and Mountain Dew is really yummy and a great way to get hyper. Please review with requests! ^_~