Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ My Love Is Like Whoa ( Chapter 12 )

Disclaimer: I'm seriously starting to run out of ideas on how to make funky disclaimers. NOO!!! This sucks!!!!! WE MUST HAVE FUNKY DISCLAIMERS!

Kuri: -_-;;;;;;;;;;; why am I here anyway? All she does is ramble on and on for a few minutes before she realizes that she needs to start the fic up.

Ddc: You know that I can hear you mumbling and grumbling about me over there, right?

Kuri: Duh. That's why I'm doing it.

Ddc: -_- what ever happened to me having a nice supportive muse who didn't insult me every time she talked to me?

Kuri: you're not special enough to have one of those muses. Besides, I think that I am a very supportive muse.

Ddc: really. Enlighten me.

Kuri: Well, didn't I encourage you to buy Queen of the Damned so you could drool over Stuart Townsend?

Ddc: Hm...I guess so. Anyway, we gotta start the fic! I don't own anything except Kuri and the missing-in-action Kenji. I still don't know where he goes when we do disclaimers.

Kuri: -_-;;; see what I mean? She's a total moron.

Ddc: Don't make me bite you.

Summary: Wow, for not having any good ideas for a disclaimer that was really long. ^_^;;;; ok I've been looking at this fic on ff.net and I've noticed that when I put up some faces and the stars above the actions they don't show up. I have no idea why, but I'm gonna steal HieiSakeBaka's idea of going ::bla bla bla:: when they're doing an action. ^_~ ok in the infamous words of the sexy blonde american with a gun K, BIG NEWS! ^_^;; WE REACHED 100+ REVIEWS!!!!!! ::sniffs:: I've never been so happy on this website. Really, I haven't. And as a special treat for everyone, I'm going to update EVERYDAY for the next week! Which means one chapter on Monday, another on Tuesday, and another on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! And I have a special reward to reviewer 100, Animebay-b! Guess what Abb! I'M USING UR REQUEST! ^_^ thank you everyone for reviewing!!!!

Yusuke: Um...guys? I got a problem.

Genkai: What is it now Yusuke?

Kuwabara: Yeah, what kind of problem?

Yusuke: A big problem.

Sniper: How big is big?

Yusuke: BIG big.

Karasu: Is that all?

Yusuke: no, I mean a big big big BIG BIG problem.

Kuronue: ok enough saying big already! What's your problem?

Seaman: Besides being mental.

Yusuke: I GOTTA GO PEE!!!

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Yusuke: AHH!! BATHROOM EMERGENCY!!!!! ::races into bathroom::

Seaman: I guess his only problem is that he's mental.

Sniper: Agreed.

Seaman: ::blushing:: you agree with me Sniper?

Sniper: of course! ::makes out with Seaman::

Karasu and Kuronue: awwwww!

Kuronue: They're so cute when they're eating their tongues out.

Karasu: Just like us!

Kuronue: Karasu, love, I challenge you to a loving duel of tongues!

Karasu: I accept your challenge! ::makes out with Kuronue::

Kuwabara: ::turning green:: this couldn't possibly get any grosser, could it?

Yoko: ::storms in carrying Hiei bridal style:: Oh don't worry your ugly little head Kuwabara, this can get a lot grosser. Right love?

Hiei: huh? @_@

Yoko: tehehehe he's so cute when he's dazed. ^_^

Mukuro: Yes he is. But I'm sure you must be tired of carrying him Yoko. How about I take him off your hands?

Yoko: o.0 ::brandishing leaf sword:: GET BACK! BACK! BAD EVIL ROBOT LADY! NO HIEI FOR BAD ROBOT LADIES!

Mukuro: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;

Yoko: ::backing up still waving around leaf sword:: Good evil robot lady. Now, stay. Good. Now, sit! Sit! SIT! Bad robot lady!

Mukuro: What do I look like?! A dog?!

Yoko: Yup! Now, roll over!

Mukuro: I'll make you roll over! RAWR!!! ::charges Yoko::

Yoko: ::makes vines attack Mukuro from behind and hangs her upside down from the ceiling:: Now see what happens when you are a bad evil robot lady? I hope you learned your lesson. And no robot lady treats for you tonight!

Mukuro: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

::Chaos Girls appear::

Kit: Hey! This seems more chaotic than normal.

Katie G: Yeah, you're right. Something's different...

Ddc: ::is glomping/jumping Yoko::

Shida: ::Is running around chasing Touya, and being chased by Jin::

Jules: Hm...what could be different?

Duo: ::is bouncing up and down trying to steal Toguro's glasses::

Wya: ::is trying to steal sake out of fridge::

Kit: Stop drinking Wya, you're underage.

Wya: I wasn't looking for sake...I was, uh, getting the Dr. Pepper!

Ddc: Dr. Pepper?!?! WHERE?!?!?! ::drags yoko away into kitchen to steal Dr. Pepper from Wya::

Wya: o.0 you're crazy Ddc.

Ddc: what? It's like our motto says. "Never let a day go by without causing a little bit of chaos."

Kit: How does stealing Dr. Pepper from Wya count as causing chaos?

Ddc: Shush! It just does!

Yusuke: ::comes back from bathroom::

Shizuru: Man, you really had to go.

Koenma: You just broke the record for the longest pisser in all three worlds.

Yusuke: Really?!?!?

Botan: Really.

Yusuke: ::jumping up and down:: WOOHOO!!

Shida: ::Is making Touya give her a piggy back ride:: SHUT UP YUSUKE!

Jin: oi! You be a gettin off my Icy now!

Shida: NEVER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ddc: Shida! Come on, we're leaving cus we don't want to bore everyone.

Elder Toguro: There is no way that you seven girls can possible bore anyone.

Ddc: AH!!! ::Jumps into Yoko's arms:: Yoko! SAVE ME!!!

Yoko: Huh? What's going on? Ok, I'm officially confused.

Hiei: Welcome to the club @_@

Kit: You're right Yoko, he is cute when he's confused.

Katie G: Back off Kit! HE'S MINE!!!

Wya: No he's mine!

Katie G: PLUSHIES!!! ATTACK!

Wya: MUSES! ATTACK!!!!!!

Plushies and Muses: ::attacking each other::

Ddc: Ok time to go. Tehehehehehe ja ja people!!

::Chaos Girls plushies and muses disappear::

Yusuke: I think that they get weirder every time they appear

Kuwabara: Yeah well, so do you whenever you open your mouth.

Yusuke: Shut up! At least I don't sound like a frickin' moron whenever I open my mouth!

Kuwabara: YES YOU DO!!!!!!

Koenma: ENOUGH!!!!! I still have to say my great idea!

Botan: Yes you do! I'm dying to hear it.

Koenma: ::blushing:: you are?

Botan: Yup! =^_^=

Koenma: Umm...it's not that great...do you still wanna hear it?

Botan: Yup! =^_^=

Koenma: Ok umm...Yoko sings as Mya in My Love is Like Woah and Kuronue is Missy Elliot.

Kuronue: ::stops making out with Karasu:: what? I'm singing with Yoko?

Koenma: Yup.

Kuronue: YAY!!!!

Yoko: WWEEE!!!!!! ::jumping up and down::

Kuronue and Yoko: ::jumping up and down in front of each other like spaztic little kids::

Kuronue: It'll be ::jump jump jump::

Yoko: Just like ::jump jump jump::

Both: Old times!!!! YAY!!! ::jump jump jump::

Yusuke: Wow. They can jump really high.

Hiei: ::turning green with jealousy::

Yoko: Don't worry Hiei, I won't make out with him, I promise.

Hiei: ok ^_^

Yoko and Kuronue: ::jumping to microphone::

Kuronue: ::accidently jumps through the ceiling::

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Itsuki: Anyone see that coming?

Jin: I DID!

Itsuki: -_-;;; it was a rhetorical question

Jin: Yeah yeah whatever.

Yoko: ::pulling on kuronue's foot:: come on Batty! We gotta sing!!!

Kuronue: ::crashes onto the ground:: ow my perfectly manicured nails!

Yoko: Ha ha sucker. MY nails are perfect! MUHAHAHAHAHA

Kuronue: shut up.

Yoko: v^_^v

Kuwabara: I can't believe they're arguing about nails.

Hiei: It's just something that demons with long nails do. Yoko and I do it all the time.

Karasu: So do me and Kuronue. ^_^

Kieko: So basically demons are just like teenage girls going to a dance?

Hiei: Pretty much.

Kieko: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;

Koenma: someone start the music before Yoko and Kuronue start bitch slapping each other.

::music starts::

Yoko: ::talking while looking at Hiei:: See baby

I know you don't had your share of girls

I am more than confident

You won't ever have to search any streets for affection

I got you

Hiei: ::blushing::

Yoko: ::smirking and starts singing:: What kind of girl you like

I know my looks can be deceivin'

Tell me am I your type?

My main goal is to please you

What's on the schedule tonight?

Am I the reason you'll be treatin'?

I hope you have an appetite

So tell me will you come and spend the night?

My love is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My kiss is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My touch is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My sex is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My ass is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My body's like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: And you're kissin' it

So what you think of it?

My love is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My kiss is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My touch is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My sex is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My ass is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My body's like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: And you're kissin' it

So what you think of it?

Hiei: o.0 I'll say.

Yusuke: You'll say what?

Hiei: All that stuff he's sayin is true.

Yusuke: ::snickering uncontrollably::

Yoko: When will you come through

`Cause I'll be waitin' up right here

Can you bring some Belvedere?

So we can pop the cork and cheers

Please have no fear

I just wanna love you right

I hope you have an appetite

So baby, will you come and spend the night?

My love is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My kiss is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My touch is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My sex is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My ass is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My body's like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: And you're kissin' it

So what you think of it?

My love is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My kiss is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My touch is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My sex is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My ass is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My body's like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: And you're kissin' it

So what you think of it?

Hiei and Karasu: ::drooling over Yoko and Kuronue, who are dancing less than decently::

Everyone else: ::either snickering or drooling along with Hiei and Karasu::

Yoko: Oh me

Oh, me, oh, my

Tasty, my, tasty, my

Oh me, oh my, oh me

Tasty, me, tasty, my

If you love me like you never wanna let me go

If you're likin' what you're tastin' really let me know

If you're gonna love me better love me strong

`Cause I want this love to last all night long

My love is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My kiss is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My touch is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My sex is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My ass is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My body's like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: And you're kissin' it

So what you think of it?

My love is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My kiss is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My touch is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My sex is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My ass is like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: My body's like

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: And you're kissin' it

So what you think of it?

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: Whoa

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: Whoa

Kuronue: Whoa

Yoko: Whoa

Kuronue: Whoa

::music ends::

Hiei and Karasu: ::leep up and jump Yoko and Kuronue::

Everyone else: ::snickering::

Koenma: See! I told you guys that I had a good idea!

Botan: ^_^ yes you did Koenma-sama! It was great!

Koenma: ::blushing:: you really think so?

Botan: Yup! I know so! =^_^=

Sensui: Ok, my turn for an idea.

Yusuke: It doesn't include blowing up the world, does it?

Sensui: No you insolent brat, it doesn't.

Yusuke: Ok then go right ahead and say it.

Darkdemonchild: Tehehehehehehehehehehehe it's so much fun to write duets! And a Yoko/Kuronue duet none the less. ^_^ I gotta do more of these. They're just so much fun! ^_^ ok i'm sure nobody wants to listen to too much of my babbling, so i'll just say one last thing before i go to the review responses; YOU GUYS ARE SO GREAT!! I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY REVIEWS!!! KEEP IT GOING!!! And my shift key is crap, so half the time if I don't use Caps Lock my stuff turns out like this.

Shift key: YOU GUYS ARE SO GREAT! I'VE NeVER gotteN THIS mANY revIEWs1!!!! Keep It gOINg1!!!

How annoying is that?!?!?! Oh well. Now to the review responses!!!

Review Responses:

Fanfiction.net:

Starfox: Tehehe isn't the Theme song great? I love Kit and Katie G for giving me the idea! ^_^. Wow! I'm half british too! Blimey, I think it's bloody brilliant too! ^_~

Master Sesshomaru: Tehehehehe, no I don't think I'll have Kuwabara sing it cus then he'd destroy the song. And that wouldn't be good. But I will have someone else sing Milkshake. ^_^ YAY! Thanks MS! ^_^

Raining Petals: ::gasps:: you're not a big yoko fan? Oh well. Lol, I love Yoko and Hiei. Tehehehehehehehe yay!!! I'm glad it was successful. Hmmm....tehehehe I'll have him sing a duet with Shizuru!!!!! ^_^ got any ideas for a song?

Kit: ^_^ thats cus it was a good idea! Lol, of course i'm done with the kxhiro fic!!! I've posted it already! And people don't understand the title cus it isn't supposed to make sense, it just sounds cool! ^_^;;;;;;;;

:l: no, he really doesn't find out who his dad is. Raizen isn't his dad, he's an ancestor of Yusuke. This is kinda confusing, and for a while I thought that Raizen was his dad too, but I read on a website somewhere (I can't remember where ^_^;;;) that Raizen went to the Human World and had fun with a lady and got her pregnant a couple hundred years ago (The picture of the woman looks like either the 1700s or 1800s, but I'm not sure so don't hold it against me if I'm wrong) and that from that kid's descendants came Yusuke. This might be wrong, but it kinda makes sense, cus I think atsuko would remember sleeping with a demon with major hair issues. ^_^;

Animebay-b: Abb, I love you for life. You are the 100th reviewer!!! ::glomps you:: ^_^ tehehe glad you thought it was funny! I hope you liked what I did with your request!

Sakura Harusame: Teheheh yay! I have a feeling that a lot of Yoko fan girls are very happy too right now. Including me. ^_^

Fox gal: tehehe yay! More people think that this last chapter was funny! ^_^ will do!

Kitsune Kit: Tehehehe yup!!!!! I gotta have Hiei strip, he's my second favorite character after Yoko! ^_^

HieiSakeBaka: You're pen name rocks! ^_^ yay!! My mission has been accomplished! Tehehe I prefer to refer to myself as either hyper or crazy, but silly works too. ^_^ oh, and update your gravitation/yyh crossover!! It rocks!

Mediaminer.org:

The Almighty Elena: tehehe doesn't that song rock? ^_^ woohoo!! Yoko stripping was fun to write. ^_^ I'll be updating like crazy this next week, so review like crazy! ^_~

KatieGrrl1016: Tehehe rn't I evil? I love being evil in a good way! ^_~ tehehehehehe I love your ideas!!!!!! They rock! Hey, I got to sing, I'm happy. ^_^

Koritsune Dragonrider: ^_^ TWO IN ONE! Tehehehe I'm not sure it's an Oscar yet. But I'm working on it! And you keep updating your fics, those are closer to being Oscars than this fic is!

DemonandGoddess: Yay! DG strikes again! ^_~ teheheh thank Kit and Katie G for giving me the idea of writing a Chaos Girl theme song. Tehehe isn't Yoko stripping great? I loved writing it. ^_^