Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Show Me Love ( Chapter 13 )

Disclaimer: Hey Kuri!! I got a great idea! Lets tell corny jokes instead of doing the disclaimer!!!!! ^_^

Kuri: ::slaps forehead:: you get stupider by the day don't you?

Ddc: no, I'm just running out of ideas. Anyway, what does a snail say while riding on the back of a turtle?

Kuri: ....I'm not answering this.

Ddc: Weee!!!! Hahaha that's so great. Here's another. How long does it take you to hit the floor after you slip on a banana peel?

Kuri: -_-;;;;; somebody stop her.

Ddc: A Bananasecond! Hahahaha

Kuri: -_-;;; I got one.

Ddc: really? Lets hear it!

Kuri: ok, here it is. Who doesn't own anything except me and Kenji?

Ddc: Wait wait wait, I know this one!

Kuri: DDC! Hahahaha.

Ddc: that wasn't very funny.

Kuri: It wasn't supposed to be. -_-;;;;;;;;;

Summary: Hi peoples!!!!! Well, I'm sticking to my word and updating every day this week until Sunday. I'm also trying to learn how to use the left shift key button, cus the right one is so jacked up. Here's what happens.

ThiS IS so mUCH FUN TO DO, EXCept it Hurts my fiNger after a While, aNd my speLL CHECKer thINgYMabob IS SCREamiNg at Me. PlUS THIs Is wHAT I Did to kit aND katie g and my New bUdDY Nikki (No not You Nikki from school, anotHer nIkki) it was so much fun.

There see? It didn't even capitalize the last sentence! Stupid piece of crap. -_-;;;;;;;;;; makes me mad. Oh well. Anyway, I hope everyone enjoyed the last chapter, and I hope that I can make this one even funnier. Though that might be hard cus that one was pretty funny. I mean, Kit and Katie G were dying when I sent them the previews. But then again, katie only started dying when i sent her the part where yoko and kuronue jump up and down, which, by the way, I have done with my friends and it is VERY fun, but I have yet to jump through a ceiling. And Kit liked everything except the jumping, that is until Kuro jumped through the ceiling, then she died. ^_^ ok enough of my babbling. ON WITH tHE FIC! Tehehe shift key.

Yusuke: Um guys? We got a problem.

Kuwabara: NOT AGAIN!!!!

Yusuke: What?

Genkai: Don't tell us you have to go AGAIN!

Yusuke: -_-;;;; no I don't have to go again.

Everyone: ::applauding::

Yusuke: Ok stop that

Everyone: ::screaming like crazy fans::

Yusuke: Stop it!!!!

Everyone: ::starting up a mosh pit::

Yusuke: Rawr!!!!!! ::runs around hitting random people::

Botan: ::wacks him on the head with her oar:: Now that's not very nice!

Yusuke: Yeah, well neither is this! Rawr!!!!! ::jumps on her and bites her::

Botan: Ow!! RABID YUSUKE ATTACK!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHH!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!

Koenma: Careful Botan don't move!! He could give you rabbits!!!!

Shizuru: You mean rabies, right?

Koenma: same thing. Don't move Botan! I'm going to use my super duper, most powerfulest technique!

Botan: Oh Koenma, you're my hero!

Koenma: ::thinking: ok Koenma, don't screw this up. If you do, she'll get rabbits and die. Though how you die from getting rabbits is beyond me, as I personally think those little critters are cute::

Shizuru: How long are you going to stand there pondering the meaning of life? You said that you were going to get Yusuke off Botan five minutes ago!

Koenma: Oh. Right. HIYA!!!!! ::throws pacifier at Yusuke's head:: Ah HA! Take that evil villian!

Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;

Koenma: What? It always works with my ogres!

Yusuke: ::stops biting Botan:: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OGRE!?!?!?!?!

Koenma: SEE!! IT WORKED!!!

Yusuke: Yeah it worked, now I'm gonna bite YOU! ::attacks Koenma, biting him::

Koenma: OwWwwwwwww!!!!!

Hiei: ::stops making out with Yoko and throws a brick at Koenma:: Shut up!!!! ::makes out with Yoko again::

Kuronue: ::stops making out with Karasu and throws a pink Hello Kitty umbrella at Koenma:: yeah, what fire boy said! ::makes out with Karasu again::

Chu: Blimey mates, this part is gettin' more weirder every second! I mean, I haven't been talking!!!

Touya: It's the end of the world as we know it! Hiei made a brick materialize, Kuronue threw a Hello Kitty umbrella at koenma, and Chu is talking! Wait, never mind, it's not the end of the world, cus I'm talking. And that's good.

Jin: Yup, that be good Icy!

Touya: YAY!

::Chaos Girls appear::

Ddc: And to top it all off, I've got my Tic Tacs!

Katie G: -_-;;;; and the Chaos girls are here.

Ddc: well, that too. ^_^;;;;;;;;

Kit: You got Tic Tacs? I WANT TIC TACS!!!! And goldfish. ^_^

Jules: Yeah well while we're talking about things we want, I want a lollipop.

Ddc: Ah but is it a LEMON lollipop that you want?

Jules: No, cherry.

Ddc: Darn, you were supposed to want a lemon one.

Jules: no, I like cherries a lot more than I like lemons.

Shida: ok I'm having bad thoughts here, can we get off the topic of fruit?

Duo: Yeah, it's too boring.

Wya: Ok Duo, what do you want to talk about?

Duo: I want to talk about...the theory of Gravitation.

Chaos Girls: ::anime fall::

Duo: What? Seriously though, do you think it's good for Shuichi to stay with Yuki, or should he find someone else to have fun with?

Chaos Girls: oooooooohhh

Ddc: And here we were thinking that you meant Gravitation as in the force that keeps us from becoming human balloons and floating away. Like Aunt Marge in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! ^_^

Kit: Anyone ever tell you that you make weird connections?

Ddc: Yup! All the time! ^_^

Kit: -_-;;; why do I put up with you? Kuri's starting to make sense now.

Ddc: oh, you know you love me dearly in a non-lesbian way.

Kit: You got the non-lesbian way right.

Ddc: yup, and I love you too in a non-lesbian way, cus I love YOKO!!! ::attacks Yoko::

Yoko: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Hiei: Yo get off him!!!!

Katie G: HIEI!!!!1 ::attacks Hiei from behind::

Hiei: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kit: Hey how come I'm not attacking anyone? OHHH KARASU AND KURONUE!!!!

Karasu and Kuronue: ::hiding behind Reisho and Yomi:: BACK! Get back!!!!

Kit: AAAAHHHHH!!!! ::runs away::

Jules: ::yawning:: this is boring. Let's go.

Shida: yeah, you guys always steal the good ones

Wya and Duo: Yeah! We wanted Hiei and Yoko!

Yoko: ::turns back into Kurama::

Kurama: HA! I win.

Ddc: KURAMA!!! ::attacks Kurama::

Kurama: T_T wwwhhhaaaa I lose!

Wya Duo Shida and Jules: ::pry Ddc and Katie G off Hiei and Kurama and pull Kit off the refrigerator that she's clinging onto:: we're leaving!

Ddc: Hey! That's supposed to be my job to say!

Jules: Too late

Shida: We stole it

Wya and Duo: That's right!

Ddc: T_T

::Chaos Girls disappear::

Kuwabara: Hey I just noticed something

Yukina: What is that Kazuma?

Kuwabara: Yusuke didn't insult them. What happened?

Hiei: That's cus he's in here

Kuwabara: ::sees Yusuke hiding in giant flower pot:: Well, that explains a lot -_-;;;;;;;;;;

Yusuke: ow my foot. Somebody get me out of here!!!

Kurama: No, you got yourself in there, so you get yourself out

Hiei: Oh Kurama, shouldn't we help him? I mean, we'd be better friends if we did.

Everyone: o.0

Sniper: What on earth are you two doing?

Kurama: Hn. He's copying me. Why can't you get that through your thick head?!

Hiei: And it appears that he's copying me as well. He he, isn't it amusing how these things end up?

Kuwabara: o.0;;;;;; that's only slightly creepy.

Kurama: SHUT UP YOU BIG BAFFOON!

Hiei: Now now, Kurama, mind your voice. You know what yelling can do to your vocal box.

Kurama: If you don't stop giving me lectures it'll be YOUR vocal box that will be damaged, not mine.

Hiei: Oh? Is that a threat?

Kurama: Hn. What do you think?

Hiei: Ok then, you'll have to be punished for that ::jumps Kurama::

Sensui: Ooookkk enough of that. Anyway, here's my idea. Kuronue, since you didn't sing a lot last time, you and the psycho bomb guy can sing Show Me Love. And please, don't jump through the ceiling this time.

Kuronue and Karasu: ::jumping up and down:: YAY!

Karasu: ::jumps and falls through the floor::

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Kuronue: ::peering down hole:: Now how does that work?

Kuwabara: Easily. I think someone needs to go on the Atkins Diet. -_-;;;;;;;;;

Karasu: ::calling from hole:: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?!?!?!

Kuwabara: Well, duh. I mean, you just broke a hole through my floor!!!

Karasu: OH JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET UP THERE I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP SO BAD YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY BIT OF YOU LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuronue: That can wait Kar-kar. We got a duet to sing!!!

Karasu: ::jumps out of hole:: YAY!

Kuronue and Karasu: ::jumping up and down again::

Kuwabara: ::groaning:: my poor floor!

Kuronue: ::falls through the floor::

Jin: ok that one I DEFINATELY saw coming.

Sensui: ::dragging Kuronue out of floor:: ENOUGH JUMPING ALREADY! START SINGING!

Kuronue: o.0 yes Mr. Scary hairy.

Sensui: -_-;;;; I don't wanna know

::Music starts::

Kuronue: This was a nice attempt

Not the kind where sorrow sounds

Never even noticed we're suddenly crumbling

Tell me how you never felt delicate or innocent

Do you still have doubts that us having faith makes any sense

Karasu: ::singing and starts slowly dancing in front of Kuronue:: Tell me nothing ever comes lashing out or breaking down

Still somebody loses cause there's no way to turn around

Staring at your photograph everything now in the past

Never felt so lonely

I wish that you could show me love.

Kurama: ::Stops making out with Hiei:: Hey they're pretty good

Hiei: yeah I know it's a miracle.

Kurama: No, this is a miracle ::makes out with Hiei again::

Everyone else: o.0

Yusuke: HOW COME THEY'RE SO GOOD?!?!

Kuwabara: I hope they don't start lap dancing each other!

Kuronue and Karasu: ::dancing close to one another:: Show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love

Karasu: Till you open the door

Both: Show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love

Kuronue: Till I hop off the floor

Both: Show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love

Karasu: Till it's inside my pores

Both: Show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love

Kuronue: Till I'm screaming for more!

Sniper: Bet I can make you scream Seaman

Seaman: You're welcome to try ::makes out with Sniper::

Sensui: ::edging closer to Itsuki::

Itsuki: la de da ::off in his own fantasy land::

Kuronue: Random acts of mindlessness

Common place occurrences

Chances of surprises

Another state of consciousness

Karasu: Tell me nothing ever comes lashing out or breaking down

Still somebody loses cause there's no way to turn around

Kuronue: Tell me how you've never felt delicate or innocent

Do you still have doubts that us having faith makes any sense?

Karasu: You play games, I play tricks

Girls and girls but you're the one

Like a game of pick up sticks

Played by fucking lunatics

Kuronue and Karasu: ::dancing close to one another:: Show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love

Karasu: Till you open the door

Both: Show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love

Kuronue: Till I hop off the floor

Both: Show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love

Karasu: Till it's inside my pores

Both: Show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love, show me love

Kuronue: Till I'm screaming for more!

Everyone: ::too shocked to be laughing::

Sensui: ::draping arm over Itsuki's shoulder::

Itsuki: ::sees arm and blushes::

Kuronue and Karasu: Show me love, show me love, give me all that I want

Show me love, show me love, give me all that I want

Show me love, show me love, give me all that I want

Show me love, show me love, till I'm screaming for more!

::music dwindles away::

Kuronue: THAT WAS SO GREAT!!!! ::jumping up and down again::

Karasu: WE ROCK!

Kuronue: ::jumps Karasu and they somehow manage to land on the couch without falling through the floor.

Everyone: ::is either making out with someone, hitting on someone, or hanging upside down::

Mukuro: When do I get to get down from here?!?!?!?!

Kurama: Only if you're a good doggy woggy.

Mukuro: -_-;;; you and Yoko make me sick.

Kurama: That was Yoko. He told me to say that. ^_^

Mukuro: -_- you still make me sick.

Kurama: Good. Now be quiet or no robot lady treats

Mukuro: Tell Yoko to shut his face

Kurama: That wasn't Yoko, that was me. v^_^v

Mukuro: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Shizuru: Oh I just thought of a very evil idea

Kieko: How evil is evil?

Shizuru: VERY evil

Botan: Oh goody! Lets hear it!

Darkdemonchild: ^_^ that was fun. Not as much fun as the Yoko and Kuronue due, I must confess, but still fun! ^_^ ok, because Katie G is leaving soon, I'm skipping right to the reviews again, but first I need to say thank you sooooo sooo sooo much for the reviews!! Keep em coming people! And also thanks to Kit for giving me this idea. ^_~

Review Responses:

Fanfiction.net:

HieiSakeBaka: Hey Nikki!!!! ^_~ lol it is! It is! I hadn't heard it either until Animebay-B requested it. Lol no silly, Yoko called Kuronue Batty, cus Kuronue's a bat demon! ^_^

Kit: Tehehehehehe I USED THE DUET! The next chapter will be that one though, I promise. Hence Shizuru's evil idea. Tehehe and I'm gonna use the other one too. You know, the OTHER one. Wink wink nudge nudge. ^_~

Sakura Harusame: Tehehe yay!!! Yoko rules the world!!!! Tehehe is every day quick? ^_^;;;

Me!!!!!!: I will I will!!!! I'm going to use that song this week!!! I promise!!!! I really haven't forgotten you. Tehehe ^_~

Demonidentity: ^_^ yay!!! I'm glad you think so! And I'm definately using both ideas that we discussed over email. ^_~

Animebay-b: ^_^ Thanks for the idea! It was because of you that this chapter rocked, abb. ^_~ I'm definately doing the Thong Song, I just don't know when. ^_^;;; so many requests! But I'll use em! Muhahahahahahhaa! ^_~

Yusuke Onna: Lol thank Animebay-b for the song, I wouldn't have chosen that song on my own. ^_^;;;;; to be honest I'd never even heard of it until she requested it. Hope you like this chappie!!! ^_~

Mediaminer.org:

DemonandGoddess: YAY!! ^_^ isn't it true? I think it is. Well, I decided that I definately wanted Yoko to sing, but didn't really want Hiei to sing again, and I'd gotten a review a while back for Kurama to sing with either Kuronue or Karasu, so I just used that idea. ^_^

KatieGrrl1016: Lol I know, I purposely left out that part! ^_^;;; silly Katie G. I will use that! I promise! Have fun at your grandparents' house! We'll miss you! ^_~

Koritsune Dragonrider: ^_^ tehehehehehehehehe I liked making her a dog. Tehehehe I think that that chapter might be the best in the fic. They are good! Ok, if this fic is the bomb, then yours are atomic bombs. Tehehehehe ^_~ I'll try to keep up the great work. And you need to update your stories!