Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ I'm Too Sexy ( Chapter 14 )

Disclaimer: ::singing:: Upside inside out she's living la vida loca!

Kuri: -_-;;; what are you doing?

Ddc: singing Living La Vida Loca. Why?

Kuri: This is supposed to be the disclaimer you fool! Not the part where you make a mockery out of teenage girls all over the world by your singing!

Ddc: Bet you can't sing any better. ::sticks out tongue::

Kuri: Bet I can

Ddc: Fine, prove it.

Kuri: ::singing:: Ddcccc dddoooesssnnn'tttt ooowwwnnnn aaannyyyttthhhiiinnggggg eexxceeeppttt meee annndd kkeeennnjjjiiii wwwhoooo iisss gooooiiinnggg tooo ddiiieee aaaa ppaaaiinnnfffullll dddeeeaaattthhh ooonnncceeee Iiii fffiiinnndddd hhhhiiimmmmm.

Ddc: Wow, that sucked.

Kuri: -_-;;;;;

Summary: Ok enough of our hideous banshee interpretations. It's day 3 of my Update week and I'm ready to kick some ass with a new chapter! ^_^ excuse my language, but it's true. ^_~ I'm very excited about the reviews that keep pouring in for this fic, and so I just wanna say to keep em coming! And if I get 200 reviews, assuming of course that it's still the summer, I promise to have TWO weeks of non-stop updating. So keep sending in those reviews! And if it's not the summer and I reach 200, then I'll try my hardest to have updates for at the very least a week if not longer, but you never know with school. ^_~ but lets not worry about that. Lets just keep reviewing, ok? ok enough of my promises and all that fun stuff, lets get to the real reason why I'm writing this and why you readers are reading this. ON WITH THE FIC!

Kuwabara: Hey! I'm talking first! Wow it's a miracle

Hiei: How is it a miracle that you're talking?

Sniper: Most of the time all you do is either gag or annoy the crap out of everyone around when you talk.

Kuwabara: -_-;;;;;; wow such an encouraging crowd. What if I had a speech disorder for all you knew?! Huh? Huh? What would you do then?

Hiei: Throw a party and play Pin the Idiot to the Wall.

Sniper: Run around the world fifty times like Superman.

Yusuke: BREAK ANOTHER PISSING RECORD!!!!!

Kuwabara: -_-;;;;;;;;;; you guys suck

Hiei Sniper and Yusuke: ::bow::

Yusuke: Thank you, thank you.

Hiei: We try, we really do.

Sniper: No autographs now, we'll sign them in the front hall later.

Kurama: ::giggling like a girl:: Oh Hiei, you're so silly.

Kuwabara: o.0 Kurama's scaring me again.

Yusuke: See what we mean about you talking? -_-;

Kuwabara: Nope sorry I don't. But that's ok, cus I'm gonna go hang out with the bestest girl in the whole wide world! YUUUKKINNNAAA!!!! ::runs across the room to Yukina::

Hiei: :: sticks out foot and trips Kuwabara, making him crash headfirst into the bookshelves::

Kuwabara: oowwww my head. OK WHO DID THAT?!?!?!

Everyone: ::whistling and looking around innocently::

Kuwabara: I BET IT WAS THE SHRIMP!!!

Hiei: ::smirking:: Now why on earth would I do something like that?

Kurama: Really Kuwabara, you should have just cause for your accusations. Hiei has no motive whatsoever to trip you, except for the fact that he hates your guts, and Yukina's his...woops said too much again. ^_^;;;;;

Hiei: ::growling:: fffoooxxx....

Kurama: ^_^;;;; don't hurt me, it's not good to hurt Kurama's, we actually bruise quite easily.

Mukuro: ::still hanging from vines:: What are you, a species now?!

Kurama: Actually, we Kurama's are a very endangered species. I believe there are only a couple left in all three worlds. ::sniffs:: For all I know, I'm the only one left.

Mukuro: -_-;;;;; oh THAT'S a big surprise.

Kurama: ::sighs sadly:: Once, long ago, we Kurama's inhabited the earth peacefully with the other demons and humans. We spent our days frolicking in fields, climbing up trees, bathing in public places so that our admirers could drool and have pretty little mental pictures of us when they got lonely. But, some got too greedy and began capturing us, and before you know it Poof! The beautiful race of the Kurama's was nearly extinct.

Kurama fanclub: ::sobbing:: thats...such a....::sob sob:: sad story!!!!

Karasu and Kuronue: WE'LL HELP YOU REPOPULATE THE SPECIES!!!!!!

Kurama: o.0 um...no that's ok. Uh...yeah that's just ok I think I'll pass.

Yusuke: ::whispering to Kuwabara:: Where do you think he comes up with this stuff?

Kuwabara: Who knows.

Hiei: ::grabs Kurama and whispers to him:: Nice coverup.

Kurama: Thank you. Now for stage two. ::makes out with Hiei::

Kuwabara: Hey wait! I never got to find out what Kurama meant!!!

Yusuke: Somehow I think that's what he had in mind when he told us the story of the "beautiful species of the Kurama's".

Kurama: uh oh, they're catching on. ^_^;;;;;;;

::Chaos Girls appear::

Ddc: ta da! We're here again!

Kit: Except Katie G's not here.

Jules: ::sniffing:: It's just not the same without her.

Ddc: tell me about it. How am I going to survive without the kurama plushie that changes into Yoko?!?!?!?

Wya: Yes, this is quite a problem.

Duo: Yeah, it's gotta be the problem of the century.

Shida: I agree. WE NEED KATIE G! By the way, where is she?

Other Chaos Girls: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;

Shida: What? I never found out. Ok, stop giving me those looks. They're not good for me.

Ddc: She's in Wisconsin visiting her grandparents.

Kit: Ooohh maybe she can see us! HI KATIE G!!!!

Wya and Duo: WWWEEEEE MMMIIISSS YYYOOUUU!!!

Jules: COME BACK SOON!!!

Shida: WHAT THEY SAID!!!!!!

Ddc: BON VOYAGE!!!!!!!!

Kit: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;; ok then Ddc. That's enough for you. Shall we go girls?

Ddc: Hey hey hey!!!! How come I'm still not saying when we go?!

Elder Toguro: JUST GO!!

Ddc: AHHHHH!!!!! ::jumps onto Kit:: LETS GO! LETS GO!!!!!!

Kit: -_-;;;; Some fearless leader you are.

Ddc: JUST GO!!!!!

Kit: alright already! Sheesh!

::Chaos Girls disappear::

Kuwabara: Hey the gremlin wannabe is actually useful!

Yusuke: looks like he's the only way to get them away.

Elder Toguro: YAY! I'M USEFUL!! ::starts spelling out Useful with his arms:: (a/n: Think of the YMCA dance. ^_~)

Koto: wow, I didn't know arms could bend that way.

Elder Toguro: Watch this! ::does some weird thing with his arms::

Koto Ruka and Juri: ooooo

Jin: Wait wait wait, I can sense something's gonna happen.

Elder toguro: ::still doing fancy stuff with his arms::

Koto Ruka and Juri: ooooooooo aaahhhhh oooooooo

Jin: Any second now.

Elder Toguro: ::gets his arms tied in a pretzel::

Everyone: ::animefall::

Jin: HA! Told ya so.

Itsuki: Whatever. I'm still the psychic.

Jin: Uh huh sure ya are. But I be the one who predicted that, so who be the better psychic? Hmmm?

Itsuki: Me because I can do this ::Throws Jin across the room using psychic powers::

Jin: Awwwwww man no fair.

Shizuru: -_-;;;;; ok before the flying leprachon and the newest Professor Trelawny kill each other, I gotta say my idea.

Botan: The very evil one?

Shizuru: The one and only.

Botan: ::jumping up and down clapping:: Yay! A very evil idea! Let's hear it!

Shizuru: A duet between my fly of a brother, and the perverted goat over there ::points at Yomi::

Yomi: Really? A duet? Yay!!!! Oh this will be so much fun Kuwabara! You and me, after this, we'll be like brothers! Nothing will be able to separate us!

Kuwabara: o.0 get away from me.

Yomi: ::wraps arm around Kuwabara's shoulder:: Ah, you're already warming up to me and acting like the true younger brother that you are.

Kuwabara: ::looks around:: Um guys? A little help here?

Kurama: ::dying of laughter::

Hiei: ::watching Kurama dying of laughter and waiting for him to pass out from lack of air so he can give him mouth-to-mouth recesitation.:: (a/n: sorry, my spelling sucks. ^_^;;;;)

Everyone else: ::laughing and wondering what will happen if those two sang together::

Yomi: ^_^ see? Everyone agrees that you and I are meant to be brothers! Ok, little Kuwabara, lets go blow them away with our incredible singing voices!!!

Yusuke: What incredible singing voices?

Koenma: The last time he sang we almost died from broken eardrums.

Yusuke: Yeah well, what you gonna do?

Koenma: Throw my pacifier at him?

Yusuke: -_-;;;; it was a retard question

Kieko: A what?

Yusuke: You know, a retard question!

Kieko: No, I don't know. What's that?

Yusuke: You know, Itsuki's been asking em all the time!

Kieko: You mean a rhetorical question?

Yusuke: Yeah yeah yeah. Retard, rhetorical, same thing.

Kieko: -_-;;;; whatever you say Yusuke.

Shizuru: Ok you two shut up! I wanna hear the "brothers" sing!

::music starts::

Kuwabara: I'm too sexy for my love

Yomi: Too sexy for my love

Both: Love's going to leave me

Everyone: ::holding their ears in pain::

Kurama: ::has finally passed out::

Hiei: Yay! ::reviving Kurama with mouth-to-mouth-resesitation::

Itsuki: ::holding ears:: this is horrible!!!

Sensui: I know!!

Yomi: ::thinking-yay! They love me!:: I'm too sexy for my shirt

Kuwabara: ::thinking-hey maybe Yukina's watching!:: too sexy for my shirt

Both: So sexy it hurts

Kuwabara: And I'm too sexy for Milan

Yomi: Too sexy for Milan

Both: New York and Japan

Everyone: ::screaming in agony::

Botan: Somebody stop them!

Shizuru: I'm beginning to regret having said my idea

Yomi: I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Kuwabara: Yeah on the catwalk

On the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk

Kurama: ::as been revived by Hiei and his now clutching him screaming:: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!

Hiei: OUR EARS CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Kurama and Hiei: WWWWHHHAAAAAA!!!!!

Itsuki: ::thinking-the number one sign that this karaoke group is horrible: Kurama and Hiei are screaming and crying like babies. Time for me to save the day! Jumps up and grabs the mic::

Yomo: I'm too sexy...::gets mic stolen out of hand:: hey!

Itsuki: ::kicks Yomi and Kuwabara away from the mic:: move it! you're ruining a perfectly good song!

Everyone: ::cheering:: GO ITSUKI, GO ITSUKI!

Itsuki: ::singing:: I'm too sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat

What'd you think about that?

Everyone: ::cheering, whooting, whistling, etc::

Itsuki: I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk

On the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Sensui: ::drooling:: 0_,0

Itsuki: ::raises eyebrow when he sees Sensui's drooling:: I'm too sexy for my

Too sexy for my

Too sexy for my

`Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk

On the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy, poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

::music ends::

Everyone: ::Cheering again:

Hiei and Kurama: ::crying in happiness that their eardrums were spared::

Itsuki Fanclub: ::getting ready to jump Itsuki::

Itsuki: AH! ::jumps into Sensui's arms:: Sensui! Save me!! And don't fall over this time!

Sensui: Right! :: Runs upstairs::

Everyone: o.0

Kurama: tehehe some people are gonna have some fun, neh Hiei?

Hiei: Yup.

Jin: Hey how come me and Icy never get to have fun!

Touya: um because you're always too hyper to have fun with me cus when you're hyper you have more fun playing with yourself than me.

Jin: Awww. ::picks up Icy and flies upstairs:: I'm not hyper now!!

Everyone: o.0

Kuwabara: Ok that's enough! No more people going upstairs for now! And that includes you and Kurama, Hiei.

Hiei: ::smirking:: Hn. Fine by me. ::Jumps onto Kurama's lap and pushes him on the ground::

Kuwabara: AH!!!!!!!

Hiei: What? If you won't let us go upstairs then we'll just satisfy our urges here.

Kuwabara: AH! AH! AAAHHH!!! OK! OK! YOU CAN GO UPSTAIRS!

Hiei: Fine. ::picks up Kurama and goes upstairs::

Kuwabara: anyone else?!?!?

Everyone: Nope, we're good.

Kuwabara: Ok then. I got a great idea.

Shizuru: Oh I can't wait to hear this.

Darkdemonchild: wwwweeeee!!!! The best song in the world!!! You know, that's the only reason why I had Itsuki run in and stop Kuwabara and Yomi from singing right? I mean, as much as I love giving people nightmares about horrific karaokiers, I decided to be merciful, only because I have fond memories of this song. Coughcoughsingingitafterbiowithmaxcoughcough. ^_^;;;;; but anyway, once I write and post my other thought-scarring chapter, I won't be as merciful. ^_~ which is why it's not going to be the next chapter. I figure that you guys could use a rest from scary chapters. Ok enough babbling. On to the review responses!

Review Responses:

Fanfiction.net:

HieiSakeBaka: Furny? Lol that sounds like Furby! Tehehehehehehe. Lol ok I'll write more, but only if you review more, and more, and more, and more, and more than that! ^_~ talk to ya later!

Kit: Tehehehe told ya you'd like that chapter. Tehehehehehehe I hope it's good, I think I did a decent job on this chapter. Lol I think that My Love Is Like Whoa chapter was better than Show Me Love, but that's just me. ^_~

Sakura Harusame: ^_^;;;; sorry! I'll bring him back later though, promise. This way Kurama gets to be around too! Ooooo!!!! Yoko plushie! SODA! POCKY!!! SH, you know how to make me happy. ^_^

Kitsune135: Ooo. Yay! I'm glad you like it! Hmmm tehehe I'll definately think about it, that'd be very interesting. Hope you continue liking this fic ^_~

Yusuke's Onna: Ok good, I thought that it was predictable and not funny, but if it's predictable and funny then I guess it's not a failure of a chapter. ^_^ I'm glad you think it's going smooth, I just hope that I can keep it going smooth. ^_^;;;

Starfox: Tehehe I can see that Wya. But, being hyper is bloody fun! ^_~

ME!!!!: I will!!! I will!!! You see that Kurama's back, that means that I'm working up to them singing that. Tehehe I like T.A.T.U. too. Hey that rhymes! ^_^;;;

Tearsofpain: ^_^ thanks I'm glad you like it. Oo it sounds it. Tehehehe Slim Shady!! That song rocks!! Oh, I'm having everyone from yu yu hakusho in this fic, so if you've got any requests of characters then please say them! ^_^

Animebay-b: ^_^ yay! Abb's back! ^_~ lol I don't have THAT much skill, I'm just good at making people laugh. Oooo eminem is being requested a lot, and these two songs happen to be the ones that I like! ^_^ I'll definately have someone sing that soon, do you have a preference in which character sings it?

Fox gal: Yay!! I accomplished my goal! ^_^;;; I love to make people laugh or in your case cry from laughter. Tehehe hope this chapter was even funnier! ^_~

Raining Petals: Teheheh were you surprised by the evil idea? Lol sorry she wasn't ignored, its mostly just her ideas that are being ignored. ^_^;;;;; woohoo chu! He's hilarious, but I like Jin better. Tehehehehe yup, I kinda feel sorry for Kuwabara's parents, they gotta replace the floor later. Thanks! ^_^ ooo 0.0 I had no idea, that's such a stupid reason to have a story taken off! -_-;;;;;;;;; man, and shift talking is so much fun too. Oh well, lol, I won't do it again. I really don't want this story taken off, and I've had stories taken off for damn stupid reasons before too, so I'm getting more and more worried about this one.

Togona: ^_^;;;;; tehehehehe I'm glad you think I rock. T.a.t.u is a pretty cool band thingy (are two girls considered a band? ^_^;;;;;) tehehehe non-lesbian love rules the world! ^_^ hope you like this chapter too! ^_~

Jaganshi Crystal: ^_^ yup! Robot lady treats must be very yummy for evil robot ladies. Like Mukuro! ^_^;;;;; tehehehehehe thanks. I'm glad you like my stuff so much. ::blushing::

Mediaminer.org:

KatieGrrl1016: Tehehe hope you liked the Chaos Girls' shout out to you!!! We really do miss you!!! ^_^ Tehehehehehehe hey I got pulled off Yoko, so we're in the same boat. Lol I'll add in the rest of the battle later. I will, you know I love it! ^_~ ja ja! And have fun with your grandparents!

DemonandGoddess: ^_^;; that was Kit's idea, all I thought up was which song to use. ::anime fall:: hahahhaa nice DG. Hmmmm let me think. I think she eats pizza robot lady treats, and if she's good then she'll get bubble gum treats. ^_^;;;; yeah, but don't worry. I made up for the lack of a Karasu and Kuronue lap dance with a Hiei and Kurama steamy make out session, in the famous words of Jules. ^_~

The Almighty Elena: Hahahahahaha nice. I like cats, but you're right. They DO get their hair all over you. ^_^ updating! Updating! ^_~

Koritsune Dragonrider: Well, I'm going by the fact that in both versions of Yyh (japanese and english) he has a pretty decent voice actor, so I think that if he actually were to sing without cackling like a maniac Karasu actually might not sound too bad. Tehehehehehehe nice KD, nice. Lol, ok now you're over doing it. There's no way that this story is an Emmi if yours aren't Oscars. ^_^;;;;;