Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Stuped Ideotic Moronic Things that Kurama Does ❯ Kurama and the Door that wont Open ( Chapter 4 )

Hiei: Oh, you're back, I suppose you want another fan fiction, that's what they always want, damn ningen!

Me: Can I have my computer back now?

Hiei: Back away and no one gets hurt!

Me: 0.0' *backs away slowly* *thinks* Damn fire demon, if you weren't my favorite character I would hurt you!

Hiei: Now back to torturing the kitsune! *evil gleam in eyes*

Kurama and the Door that wont Open

Hiei and Kuronue: *are staring at each other menacingly*

Kurama: Why wont you just get along?

Hiei: Because he's a baka!

Kuronue: Because he's short!

Both: *are pissed*

Kurama: Well anyway, I have to go bring some papers to Lord Koenme and if I find anything missing, well, I think you know the rest!

Kurama dropped the papers off and was on the way back to his house.

Kurama: I doubt that I should have left those two all alone in my house with an open refrigerator… *breaks into run*

Kurama neared the house. As he got to the front door he reached in his pocket for his keys but couldn't seem to find them.

Kurama: Aw shit! *looks under doormat* What did I do with them? *franticly tries to open door*

Inside:

Kuronue: *is drunk again*

Hiei: *is sugar high again*

Kuronue: *sees keys* O.O Oh, shiny! *picks up keys* *throws and hits Hiei*

Hiei: Ow!

Kuronue: Tummy starts with T! *cheesy smile*

Back Outside:

Kurama: *pulls rose out of hair* Rose Whip! *waks door again and again with rose whip* Why-Wont-You-OPEN? *is pissed, can you tell? ^_^* *turns into a yoko* *claws at door* DAMN DOOR, OPEN!

Inside:

Kuronue: Hey, do you hear something?

Hiei: The sweet snow, it is calling me! *runs to kitchen and gets more ice cream*

Kuronue: That's 300 points!

Hiei: *blinks* O-kay…

Outside Yet Again!:

Kurama: *pulls out man eating plants*

MEP: Dude, we eat men, not doors.

Kurama: Well life is unfair sometimes! *shoves plants into door*

MEP: *tries to eat* *can't* mm, tasty. ^_^ Dude.

Kurama: (don't forget he's still in Yoko form) *throws plants into randomly placed trash can* Damn good-for-nothing plants! *menacing smile* I know!

Moments later:

Kurama: *has explosives* *set in front of door* Damn, I forgot the match, where's the little midget when you need him? *leaves*

*door opens and Hiei pops out*

Hiei: O.O Ooooooooh. *grabs explosives* *evil laughter* *takes inside*

Kurama comes back right as the door shuts.

Kurama: Where did the bombs go? *massive BOOM sound* O.O my house!

Police Dude: What happened dude with fox ears and tails?

Kurama: I was gonna blow my door up, but I left to get matches and when I came back the bombs where gone!

Police Dude: Bombs? You are under arrest!

Kurama: But-but, I'm already on parole!

Police Dude: *rings door bell*

*Kuronue opened the door*

Kurama: Oo But-but…

Kuronue: *cheesy smile* You never rang the doorbell.

Hiei: *pops up* Or knocked for any of that matter! *cheesy smile* How would we know you're not a killer or something? *his cheesy smile faded into an evil one*

Kurama: *is very pissed* Why would you care, you're a killer too!

Police Dude: *drags the poor yoko away*

Later that Day:

Kurama: *walks out of smoking prison* *evil laughter*

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Hiei: *evil laughter* Oh, you're still here! My god you are persistent, I suppose you love to torture Kurama almost as much as I do.

Me: May I have my computer back now please? T_T

Hiei: *growls*

Me: O.O *backs away slowly*