Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The case of Professor Carnage ❯ make it up ( Chapter 1 )

Yuna: Hello all!! We've had this story 4 a while, but Z has finally gotten around to typing it up!

Zorrita: leave me alone!

Yuna: never!!!! (With evil grin) you must type up 127 new chapters in 43 and 16/35 of a minute or you will die!!!

Zorrita: whatever, that didn't' even make sense!! You are sugar high on crepes!!

Yuna: Bwahahahahahaha!!! Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!! Sugar will rule the world!!!!

Zorrita: ignore her. On with the story!!

The four spirit detectives walked into Koenma's office, tired bruised and bloody from their last mission. Hiei flitted to the window, yusuke flopped into a chair, and Kurama sat in the corner of the couch and rested his head on his fist.

"Ah! Splendid, splendid. I need the three of you to go on a mission with my girls. They take care of minor cases while all of you are gone, like during the dark tournament." He continued to shuffle his papers around from one side to the other and move his pencils around. Pen pencil stamp. Stamp pencil pen. Pen stamp pencil.

"Are you okay toddler?" yusuke asked.

"Hm? Yeah, they just kinda make me a little nervous. They should be her e any minute actually."

"Would you please tell us their names?" Kurama asked politely. "They undoubtedly know ours."

"Oh! Yes of course, first off is…"

"And if I open up my soul and let you in, you'll find nothing there to hold you," a young black Youko walked into the room singing, small cuts and bruises marring her features. Her tanned skin contrasting well with her out fit. She wore an olive corset laced with thick ribbons, and a moss green dress that went to the floor with a slit up to the mid calf. She wore no shoes, only a small anklet that jingled when she walked. "I'm as close to you as you are to the stars, I have nothing to give o you, nothing to give to you."

She walked over to where Kurama was sitting, sat down and continued singing.

"FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where the hell did you put the artifact!?" a female fire demon screamed walking into the room. She was pale and had red eyes and streaked caramel hair. Papers were burning up as she passed them. She wore a long black leather trench coat, leather pants, and guess, a black leather tank top. Behind her, was an ice apparition, tanned and laughing. She wore white fur coat and an icy blue flowing skirt.

"Zorrita!" the brunette continued, "where did you put the clock of ages?"

"I broke it `member?" she shook her head." I guess you wouldn't fighting that moron and all."

"Why did you break it!?" the fire girl continued to scream.

"Orders! I can remember things sometimes Niteblaze. And I remember Koenma saying, `keep it out of the hands of the enemy at all costs! If there is no other choice, destroy it!'"

The girl in back simply continued to laugh, she had now taken off her coat and was drying it by the fire created by Nightblaze. Her shirt before covered was light sky blue button up shirt.

"Girls," began Koenma.

"You thought we were going to lose!?"

"No, I thought you were going to lose."

"Hahaha."

"Girls?" Koenma tried again.

"Shut up Yuna!" the two arguers yelled.

"GIRLS!!!" Koenma yelled, causing thunder and lightning.

"Aaahhh!!!" Zorrita screamed jumping into kurama's arms and hiding behind him.

"You are such a wussy Z." Yuna said scoffing her friend.

"You're afraid of thunder?" asked yusuke

"Of course not!" Zorrita yelled, "I'm afraid of lightning!"

"Can we go over this later!?" Koenma yelled flashing lightning again. Zorrita `peeped' and hid her face again. "Now, if you will all look behind you you'll see a picture of a demon named Professor Carnage." On the screen was a very nerdy looking man with big horn rimmed glasses. "He's been creating artificial demons and setting them loose in Japan. I need you all to find the `freaks' and Professor Carnage, and then terminate everything. Yes night blaze, you get to blow stuff up and kill things at the same time." He looked at them all. "Well? What are you waiting for? Get out!"

~*School*~

"Class, I'd like you all to welcome three new students. Miss AÅ"astasia Padilla.

"Hola, mi nombre es AÅ"astasia" Zorrita said, smiling serenely with sparkling black eyes. Her olive skin glowed and black hair cascaded

"Miss Yunalesca Sepheroth.

"Suo è un pleasur di incontrarlo" she said, in an Italian accent.

And Ookami Lupine." She simply nodded her head and didn't speak.

"Well, miss Padilla, please sit in between keiko, and Shuiichi. Uhm, Ookami by the window, and Yuna please sit between her and the boy in green."

"You hate me don't you Ms. Horton?" yusuke asked.

"Yes yusuke, I do. Now would you please shut up and let me continue my tirade on comma's that half of you probably won't even remember." Ms Horton was an awesome teacher; even yusuke liked her and showed up for her class. And he hated teachers.

Class went on fairly well, while they all took notes (even yusuke). Yuna and yusuke were laughing quietly about who knows what, Ookami was looking out the window talking telepathically with Hiei, and Kurama and Zorrita were both taking notes.

*Dude! Look at her she's totally hot! * Youko said in the back of kurama's mind. *Oh come on you sissy just look! *

Kurama tired of youko's begging looked over. Zorrita was leaning over her desk, sketching a picture. Her dark midnight hair fell in waves onto the desk and across her shoulders. Her face had a look of concentration that made her chew on her lip. Her shirt was subtly more revealing than the other girls, and skirt was shorter. He then noticed the small fox embroidered on the hem.

*Dude! She even likes foxes! *

~Will you shut up?~

*But she's hot! *

~I agree but- ~

*I wonder of she likes to be tied up? *

~Youko!~

Zorrita began to laugh so hard; she fell out of her chair. Yoko's personality gained control for a millisecond, and looked over to see . . . fox undies?

Zorrita looked into his eyes only to start laughing again. Kurama put his hand out and helped her up as the rest of the class watched.

@ I must say, I've never heard that one before.@

Kurama's eyes widened. ~You have ESP?~

*I want you *

The rest of the day, Zorrita was laughing and Kurama was smiling. Shuiichi had taken a backseat in the personality department and let Youko take over.

"Excuse me if I'm interrupting you two, but I would like to explain what we'll be doing tomorrow." Ms Horton was staring pointedly at the two Kitsunes.

"Sorry." Both mumbled. Zorrita giggled again.

Ms. Horton held her head, "I swear, this class is going to kill me. Now, tomorrow we'll be conducting role playing for our play Romeo & Julietta. There are only five minutes left in class, you may talk quietly.