Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The case of Professor Carnage ❯ school daze ( Chapter 2 )

The next day during English class.

"Class, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Ms Horton yelled. "Now, would you all find a partner, I'm not finished!" she yelled as students began to move. " Now, I would like you all to find a partner. You will assume the role of your partner. Try to be as truthful as you can be."

"Well Ookami, looks like we're partners." Keiko said with a sigh as everyone hurriedly got into partners.

"Fine. Lets get this over with.(adopts a preppy voice.) I'm Keiko and I'm a preppy stuck up little bitch!" Ookami smiled, satisfied with the look of disbelief on Keiko's face.

"Well, um, I'm Ookami and I, um, hate everybody. And I, uh, hate everybody."

"That was pathetic. Truly pathetic." The scuffle of brains between Keiko and Niteblaze went on for sometime.

"Ya know yusuke, your girlfriend has got to be the brightest crayon in the box. A real genius."

"She's not my girlfriend!"

"Sure. Alright then. Ah, I got it. I'm yusuke, and I'm a perverted little prick who's almost killed my team a number of times." Yuna smirked.

"I'm Yuna, I'm an annoying little girl that always has to get straight A's and always has to be right. I like to play Superwoman, an di don't really care about anyone." Yuna narrowed her eyes. "Ha ha ha, I burned you!" Yusuke said with a grin that was swiftly replaced by a large red fist mark. The whole class turned to look as he sank to the floor.

"Dude! She just decked Urameshi!"

"He's out cold"

"You go girl!!" Ms Horton was caught between congratulating the girl and yelling at her. But soon, the Austin Powers tune started playing from her purse.

"I'll be right back," she said walking out the door.

"Hey splitzy, c'mon, we gotta keep workin'!" Zorrita yelled.

"Splitzy?" asked Kurama puzzled.

"Yep, cuz one half is a scared little boy who has no idea what to do with a woman and the other is a complete and utter pervert who doesn't care who he gets it on with as long as it looks attractive and has no diseases."

"Well that wasn't…er, actually you pretty much hit the nail on the head."

"I'll bet that's not the only head you want me to hit," she whispered. She sat back into her chair. "How would you like to come over to my house after school?"

"Psst! Z, we need to all meet at your house."

"I know, I read your mind."

"Oh, well tell everyone else."

"She already did," said Niteblaze, as though it wee the most obvious thing in the world.

"She didn't tell me," said Kurama.

"Yes I did, I invited you to come to my house." Zorrita eyed Kurama. "were you expecting some other reason?" she asked, mischief sparkling in her eyes.

~*Number 17, Ikaruga drive.*~

"This is your house!?" yusuke yelled.

"Yup, mine." Zorrita said happily. Then she got a withering glare from Niteblaze. "But these guys live here too."

" I feel so loved." Yuna said, rolling her eyes.

" So you guys are the only ones who live here?" Kurama asked.

"At the moment, with the exception of the freaks." Yuna said, putting emphasis on the last word.

"Who are the-" Kuwabara began, but was cut off by a yell.

"DI I I I IEEEEEEE!!!!!!" a boy yelled as a shower of rocks hit all the spirit detectives.

"I'll kill you!!!!" Yuna screeched. " Oh, the freaks are mine and Niteblaze's younger siblings."

"Rar!!" a young boy of 6 or 7 yelled, charging out of the house. He was dressed like a ninja and had his sword drawn.

" Come back here!!" another boy, this one a bit older, hollered from the door. He was dressed as a samurai.

"Never!!" The younger boy yelled. The two began to fight, around and around Hiei. He only got annoyed.

"Sis!!" ,a little girl in pigtails yelled, "they were in your room!!"

"Tha's it! Ah quit!! No mas!! Sen' me bach to Amarika!!" an old Mexican woman was at the door with her bags.

"Nooooo!" the female detectives ran over to the nanny.

"Please Señora Gonzáles, wait!"

"We need you!"

"With out you, we'll fail school!"

"So wha! My psychiatrist says `tis bad for me to work in dis enviroment!"

"What if we double your pay?"

"Give you weekends and holidays?"

"Double time when we keep you late or call you early?"

The old woman eyed the three girls. "Alright, " she said, grinning," but just for you. And when theses chicos stay the night, you wash your own bedding."

"Maria that's disgusting!" Yuna yelled.

"Shut up stupid!" hissed Niteblaze.

"It's a deal, "Zorrita said smiling.

~*Dinnertime*~

"Food fights usually have food thrown, NOT DISHES!!!!!!!!" yusuke and Kuwabara were trying desperately to dodge the multiple objects thrown at him.

"Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!" the little girl, Genevieve, screamed after being hit by a pea

"One little spoon of mashed potatoes goes awry, and all hell breaks loose" Yuna said, smiling.

Zorrita and Yuna were throwing food with Tyler and zephyr, (samurai=Tyler, ninja=zephyr) Niteblaze and Hiei sat on the mantle piece, eating quietly, and Kurama and Maria sat in the corner drinking tea.

"Watch out for that girl," she said, watching Zorrita. "She acts like a child, but she's only acting. She can be tricky. Even smart sometimes."

"Where is she from?" Kurama asked, interested.

"Spain, I was her nanny, her mother was a very rich woman. And her father, he was from France I think."

"And the others?"

Yuna is descended from a long line of Greek priestesses. Athena. I believe, yes Athena." She looked at Nightblaze. "That one, she is from America, we think." Sighing and setting down her teacup, she called to the children. "Bath time!"

"To the high seas ye scurvy dogs!" zephyr said, jumping on the table.

"Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!" came the reply. The little kids ran up the stairs, followed by Maria.

" Freaks was putting it mildly! And you have to live with them!" Yusuke shouted. He and Kuwabara were now pinned to the wall with knives.

" Fun, ain't they?" Zorrita asked, doing a handstand on the back of a chair.

"Yeah," Niteblaze commented in a bored tone, kicking the chair out from under her. "Tons, c'mon, Koenma is in the lounge."

"Owies." Zorrita said, rubbing her butt.

"Here." Kurama said, extending his hand. "How'd it happen?"

"She kicked the chair"

"No, no. I mean, how'd you get your human body?"

"I'd rather not."

"Please?"

"Later."

"well," Koenma began gravely. "Fake demons are wreaking havoc all over a certain area. We think the Professor is at the center of this activity."

"well then let's go kick some butt!" Yuna and Yusuke yelled together, rising to their feet. They blushed, glared at each other, and sat back down.

"But I wanted to go clubbin'!" whined Zorrita.

"Oh shut up," yelled Niteblaze. "No one cares."

"Are you ever happy? At all? I mean all you ever do is lash out!" Zorrita sighed and rolled her eyes. "Whatever. I'm going out." She walked upstairs to her room.

"idiot" Nitblaze muttered. She grabbed her sword. " I'm going to the dojo."