Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Spirit Detective Show Version 2 ❯ Episode 2 ( Chapter 2 )

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The Spirit Detective Show version2

Episode 2

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M-chan: The only reviews I got are from the people that are in the story. What's up with that? ::sigh::

Karasu: Did anyone ever save that Shishi guy from the fangirls?

Youko: It's your job to be the fangirl control.

Karasu: I was being glomped at the moment...

M-chan: Oh well, it was only that blue haired boy band guy.

Minna: ::nod in agreement::

[This episode is sorta NightWalker-ish. Gomen if I got anything about the Night Breed and stuff wrong, I've never seen the series. ::sob:: I want to soooo badly though. I love Shido to death. ^_^]

[Forgot the disclaimer last time, so here it is now: I own nothing except a sticky note that says "mine" on it...]

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Official positions on the show:
~Youko Kurama is the official host and gokan-ma. (OHAGM)
~Hiei is the official co-host and compact youkai. (OCHACY)
~Karasu is the official co-co-host and fangirl control. (OOCHAFGC)
~Kuronue is the official keeper of the sake and mail bag and guest getter person. (OKOTSAMBAGGP)

Modifed:
~M-chan is the official writer and annoyer of Youko Kurama and Shido. (OWAAOYKAS)

~Rookie is the official co-co-co-host that doesn't really host and just does random things. (OCCCHTDRHAJDRT)
~Yuki is the official stage manager. (OSM)
~Angel is the official keeper of all things Kurama and annoyer of Shuuichi. (OKOATKAAOS)
~Miyakai is the official 'dunno...' girl and helper of Karasu. (ODGAHOK)
~Allie is the official bomb-loving kitsune torturer. (OBLKT)

New Member:
Shido Tatsuhiko is the official Night Breed fighting vampire detective. (ONBFVD)

The set:
There are eight black chairs around a mahogany table with a large vase of dark red roses. The background is crimson-ish.

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Youko: Welcome to another episode of version2.

Karasu: Welcome to the gayest thing on earth.

Hiei: Ditto.

M-chan: ::frowns and thwaps them both::

Allie: ::has her knife back:: ::stabs at M-chan::

M-chan: o.o ::points to Rookie:: Hurt her, not me.

Rookie: ::blinks:: Huh?

Allie: ::jumps on Rookie and begins stabbing her in the chest::

Rookie: @_@ You can't kill a vampire...

Allie: ::frowns::

Rookie: Ha.

M-chan: ::takes Rookie and locks her in the "Kuwabara Room"::

Allie: ::blinks:: What's in there?

M-chan: A naked Kuwabara. I put her in there a lot. And speaking of vampires, I'm gonna go get the next guest!

Kuronue: That's my job...

M-chan: My guest! ::growls and ties Kuronue to Yuki::

Yuki: Nani? What do you think you're doing?? Untie me!

Kuronue: -_-; Don't even bother. She won't untie you.

M-chan: Yep. ::goes backstage::

Allie: ::cuts Kuronue loose:: ::looks for someone else to stab:: ::eyes Mayakai::

Mayakai: ::growls:: Don't even think about it.

Allie: ::looks at Yuki::

Yuki: o.o ::whistles and walks behind Youko::

Youko: ......

Allie: Feh. ::stabs Youko and looks around again::

Angel: O.O ::hides behind Karasu:: ::realizes who she hid behind and jumps behind Hiei instead::

Allie: My Hiei! ::attacks Angel::

Angel: O.O

Rookie: ::from the Kuwabara Room:: AHHHHHH!! GET IT AWAY!! IT'S HORRIBLY DEFORMED AND IT'S TRYING TO KISS ME!! AND IT'S NAKED!!

Minna: ::stop what they're doing and look at the door::

Allie: Mwhahaha!!

Angel: ::sneaks behind Youko and pushes Yuki behind Hiei while Allie is distracted::

Yuki: Hey! ::starts to grab Angel:: Oof! ::is pushed into a chair by M-chan::

M-chan: Everybody sit!

Minna: ::face plant into the floor::

M-chan: o.o This isn't Inu-Yasha.... I meant sit in a chair.

Minna: Ohhh.... ::sit in chairs::

M-chan: -_-; ::pulls a guy with lavender hair on stage:: This is the guest! Shido Tatsuhiko! ::huggles Shido::

Shido: o_o;

Youko: Ha, now he's the one getting glomped and what not, instead of me. ::Angel and Yuki glomp Youko:: @_@ Ack.

M-chan: Don't make my do another code eleven...

Yuki/Angel: ::let go of Youko:: ::point to Shido:: But-

M-chan: But I'm not glomping him. Code eleven is for glomping.

Shido: I would appreciate it if you'd let go.

M-chan: ::sigh:: All right. ::pushes him in a chair and sits on his lap::

Shido: o.o I said-

M-chan: You said let go. I'm not hugging. I'm sitting.

Shido: -.-

Youko: Are you going to let me interview the guest, or are you going to continue to annoy him?

M-chan: Guest...can we keep him instead? Why am I asking you? I write this. Shido is the official Night Breed fighting vampire detective of the show.

Shido: .......

Youko: -_- Like we need more cast members.

M-chan: ::glares:: You hush!

Youko: You hush.

M-chan: You! ::tackles Youko and ties him to the chair:: Mwhaha! FEEL MY WRATH, FOR I AM AN EVIL SPORK!! o.o Wait, that's not right....

Minna: ::sweatdrop::

Mayakai: Baka.

M-chan: ::throws a llama at Mayakai::

Mayakai: @_@

M-chan: ^_^;; ::hides behind Shido::

Hiei: Baka onna. Baka vampire.

M-chan: Shido isn't a stupid vampire! You're a stupid....little man?

Hiei: I'M NOT LITTLE! I'M COMPACT!!

M-chan: @_@ Ok... ::falls over::

Allie: ::steps on M-chan:: Don't insult Hiei.

M-chan: @_@ But-

Allie: But nothing.

Rookie: ::bursts out of the Kuwabara room:: ::gasps for air:: Get it away! ::runs backstage and locks herself in her office::

Minna: ::laugh at Rookie's misfortune of seeing Kuwabara naked::

Shido: ::tries to sneak away::

M-chan: Oh no you don't! You're part of the cast now! ::grabs Shido and ties him to a chair, them sits on him again:: Bishies make the best chairs. So comfy. ::huggles again::

Shido: ::major sweatdrop::

Youko: Will someone untie me? ::looks at Allie::

Allie: ::is busy caging Hiei and trying to grab Karasu::

Angel:: steals Allie's knife:: I'll help you Youko. ::cuts him loose::

Youko: ::sighs in relief::

Allie: ::forgets about Hiei and Karasu and attacks Angel:: GIVE ME MY KNIFE!! ::jumps on her and stabs at her::

Angel: O.O Help! Ow, Help!

M-chan: Code 34! ::pulls out a box of sharp, pointy objects and matches:: Look at what I have! ::waves the box in Allie's face::

Allie: Get that out of my f- ::realizes what's in the box:: ::grabs the box and runs to the corner of the stage and plops down:: Now lets see what we have here. ::starts going through the box::

Youko: Do you come up with all these codes off the top of your head?

M-chan: Yesss....

Youko: ::shakes his head:: Baka.

M-chan: Be nice to me or Shido will go vamp on your ass!

Shido: ::blinks::

Youko: Heh, like that bloodsucker could even scratch me.

Shido: T_T

M-chan: Watch it.... ::pokes Youko in the eye::

Youko: x.< Why must you torment me??

M-chan: Cause I'm the annoyer of Youko Kurama....and Shido! ::jumps on his lap again::

Shido: ::can do nothing because of his being tied up::

Mayakai: Well, seems we've accomplished nothing in the first half of the show.

Yuki: ::nods::

[Commercails]

The voice: Today's show is brought to you by the word: Wanpatan.

Kuwabara: ::wanders on screen with his card and begins to read:: What does Wanpatan mean, you ask? Well, I'll tell you friend. Wanpatan can be translated as Boring. Now Hiei, the hi youkai that is soooo much better than me, will help you use this word in a sentence-Hey! Who writes these cards??

Hiei: ::walks on screen:: Someone smart. Now, repeat after me. Kuwabara is a very wanpatan person.

Kuwabara: You little- ::gets attacked by group of Night Breed:: X.x

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The knowledge of the almighty M-chan:

M-chan: ::walks on screen:: When you push people down the stairs, make sure no one saw you do it. >_> ::pushes Karasu down a random flight of stairs and runs away::

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Allie: ::is chasing M-chan for pushing Karasu down the steps:: I saw you push him!!

M-chan: I did nothing!!

Shido: ::is now untied and watches as M-chan is chased:: Poor girl.

M-chan: ::is stabbed:: Not the vital organs!!

Allie: Mwhahahaha!!

Youko: ::grabs Allie and sits her in a chair:: Enough.

Allie: ::growls at Youko::

Mayakai: So who's the next guest?

Yuki: Yeah, who?

Youko: I really don't know if there is one.

Kuronue: Cool, then I have nothing to do. ::goes backstage and heads to the sake room::

Minna: ::sweatdrop::

Karasu: ::stumbles on stage:: @_@ ::points at M-chan:: You! You pushed me down the steps wench!

M-chan: o.o Uuuh oh! ::hides behind Shido::

Shido: .......

Karasu: ::pulls Shido out of the way and attacks M-chan::

M-chan: o.o ::is attacked:: (Damn you Rookie, you've got me writing like you now! >.<) @_@ Owies.

Karasu: Don't push me down the steps again!

M-chan: Yes sir.... @_@ ::falls over and manages to fall on Shido::

Shido: @_@

M-chan: @_@ Oops...or not.

Youko: May we please accomplish something today?

Angel: I accomplished something!

Yuki: What did you accomplish? Huh?

Angel: ::holds up a Kurama plushie:: I got another plushie! It's my goal to get a new one everyday!

Minna: O.o;

Angel: ::puts the plushie in her crate and drags it backstage to her office and starts counting them::

Mayakai: ::gets stabbed by Allie:: What the-oof! ::is knocked into the wall::

Allie: Mwhaha!! ::eyes are red:: ::jumps on Mayakai and stabs her again::

Mayakai: X.x

Shido: O.O That's not good.

M-chan: Allie is possessed by a Night Breed!

Allie: ::attacks Yuki::

Yuki: ::pulls out a spork and fights back:: (A spork against a possessed woman that has a knife...sure...)

Allie: ::is poked in the eye with the spork:: X.< ::stabs Yuki::

Yuki: X.x

M-chan: She's killing off the entire cast! Stop her! ::shoves Shido at Allie::

Shido: ::creates a sword from his blood::

M-chan: Don't kill her, unless you plan to make it an explosion....!

Hiei: ::jumps to the rafters and watches with much amusment::

Karasu: ::ditto::

Youko: ::gives up on trying to accomplish something and sits and watches the scene before him::

Angel: ::tries to run away, but gets stabbed by Allie:: X.x

M-chan: >.< This is so not cool.

Allie: ::attacks M-chan::

M-chan: o.o ::claws at Allie:: Back! Back I say! ::is stabbed again:: @_@ Well, this sucks.

Youko: Hahaha. ::is stabbed as well:: >.< Damn you onna!

Shido: ::sneaks up behind Allie and bites her, removing the Night Breed::

NB: ::tries to escape:: ::gets stabbed, or whatever you do to kill them::

Shido: ::looks around:: ::Allie is passed out, M-chan is bleeding to death, Youko is scowling, Hiei and Karasu are in the rafters Angel is dead, Mayakai is dead, Yuki is dead, and Rookie and Kuronue are not there:: -_-

M-chan: We need Koenma....

Karasu: ::jumps from the rafters:: That was amusing. ::goes backstage to the sake room::

Hiei: Yes, quite amusing. ::goes to sleep::

M-chan: -_- Does he always do that? Gah, my petunia! ::falls over::

Shido: A petunia isn't a body part....

M-chan: Don't ruin my moment!

Shido: ::sweatdrop:: Shouldn't we be be trying to help the others?

M-chan: Who gives a turkey about them? Ack, my stapler! X.x

Shido: ........

Youko: Someone should go find Koenma....

Shido: I have no clue as to who this Koenma is.

Youko: -_- I'll go. ::heads off to find Koenma::

[Bell rings]

Shido: I guess that means the show is over. ::looks around:: Everyone should be back to good health next episode. I hope.

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Saitou: And everybody died of injuries they got from Allie, or from a horrible virus that killed them off slowly.

Miroku: You wish. Everybody will be fine next episode. Now review mortals! o.o I mean, just review please. ::goes to hit on some random girl::